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Rexyl:
Not a propaganda. It is now two Churches they have destroyed in the North within a Month. Just wondering the kind of change they have for Nigeria.

Yeah.. Change is Change.. Let us defend Nigeria or die trying

You're Rex too? I hope girls are nice to you too

[quote author=themodernman post=32475881][/quote]I just downloaded it now... E go well

BushidoBlue:
It is appalling that drivel such as this is allowed to dwell on Nairaland. What are the moderators and Seun doing? Are you guys asleep?
This is a racist and culturally insensitive post. If you have ever bothered to find out what caused the 2nd world war, you will discover such statements that led to a post like this as the root cause. There were even cartoons of Jews with "big noses" and depicted as monsters, just to incite the German populace. In due time you will reap the harvest from your hate.

CALM DOWN and have fun.. I'm not a racist I'm just.... a little racist

Just kidding sha.. Make una no worry, we south-south boys go dey with una there, teach una survivalist skills, maybe even dredge the Lagoon and with time start handling large vessels, I know you guys love to import stuff.. Una go even get polling units sef

So my friend don't talk about Wars, talk about peaceful things like drowning in your sleep

barcanista:
Hahaha... Let's start with truckpusher and ellechrystal

YOU seem to have taken the National elections in good faith..

poppincash:
this is why africans are stupiid. they cant read

And these are supposedly young people.. They want everything summarised and analysed for them

Hemanwel:
HYPOCRISY is when you want 'CHANGE' at the federal level but kick against it in Lagos.

Nigerians or the North and West voted out a minority president by advocating change.. Now we have also decided that We cannot continue like that in Lagos state, then APC is chanting continuity. That goes a long way to tell you the kinda people they are. The sort that would eat your food and throw the wash water on you.

Nigerians don't be deceived by politicians and analysts, the real genius is you. NOne of them would pay your bills, so you must personally decide who you want for maximal benefits, don't let anyone cajole you, coerce you or threaten you with bombings, relocation or water bodies e.g. Lagoons. Vote for your conscience, VOte for POSITIVE CHANGE, Vote for prosperity

poppincash:
this is why africans are stupiid. they cant read

And these are supposedly young people.. They want everything summarised and analysed for them

Anapuao:
Lalasticalala you are indeed champion on nairaland. 12views and frontpage I bow
Back to topic: let the best man win

THe guy is a dictator.. He controls the FP.. IN fact, it should be renamed Lalasticalala page

Buhari plan was a mistake and a very huge one... But there will still be more twists in this tale

Let us just vote Jimi for a change, what's wrong with that?

Lagos must remain an opposition stronghold, we can't afford to give it to Tinubu now..

But Nigerians will always believe what they want to, you can't convince an APC/PDP thug to switch sides except with money.. I advise the Igbos to turn out and vote JK, because Lagos will be made unlivable for you guys, especially after the rantings and pro-minority votes in the Presidential elections


To lighter issues, still not prepared for the lagoon? Visit here.. https://www.nairaland.com/2244029/how-survive-lagoon-must-read

In other news.. ARE YOU IGBO?
DO YOU FEAR WATER?
YOU STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM?
Visit this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2244029/how-survive-lagoon-must-read#2244029.1

OPC is a toothless piranha.. The Oba has played the wrong political card and showed his hand in the process..
As much as i respect traditional rulers, I respect him but the truth has to be said.. He has forever lost face and value for his words

IGBOSON1:
^^^If Nigerian Christians had my attitude, Nigeria would have been forced to either work or break up!

The injunction is to turn the other cheek Abi? After you've offered the two on the face, most Christians will tell you the cheeks on the bum are a no go area, and hence the only other option is to fight back!

We have no option.. Nigeria must work whether we like it or not.. Let us teach our muslim brothers about the sanctity of human life..

Here's a survival guide in case you find yourself being carted to the Lagoon for whatever reason.

Brief overview of a common Lagoon around you

Physical Characteristics

The lagoon is more than 50 km long and 3 to 13 km wide, separated from the Atlantic Ocean by a long sand spit 2 to 5 km wide, which has swampy margins on the lagoon side. Its surface area is approximately 6,354.7 km².[1] The lagoon is fairly shallow and is not plied by ocean-going ships, but by smaller barges and boats.

The lagoon receives the discharge of the Ogun River and the Osun River.

Geography

Lagos Lagoon empties into the Atlantic via Lagos Harbour, a main channel through the heart of the city, 0.5 km to 1 km wide and 10 km long. The principal ocean port of Lagos is located at Apapa in a broad western branch off the main channel of the harbour.

Another branch off the main channel, narrower and longer, separates Lagos Island from Victoria Island, the broad sand spit which forms the coastline.

The city spreads along more than 30 km of the lagoon's south-western and western shoreline. Pollution by urban and industrial waste is a major problem as a large amount of wastewater is released into the lagoon daily. The 11-km-long Third Mainland Bridge was built off the western shore to by-pass congested mainland suburbs.

To its north-east the lagoon is connected by a channel passing south of the town of Epe to the Lekki Lagoon. Narrow winding channels connect the system through a broad band of coastal swamps and rivers, as far away as Sapele, 250 km to the east.

You should have your fishin’ pole with a lot of worm bait. Sounds great, but you'll have lots of yorubas on the shores trying to get at you. Just that now, they won’t be after your votes, they’ll be after the keys to your shops at Alaba and Ladipo and will want to hunt your rough ass for sport.

Floating by on your raft sounds like you’ll be safe, but you’ll be a sitting duck. They’ll take aim at you trapped on your raft and once you're dead they’ll take your fishing pole and your fair maids .

Now, this lagoon does appear to be very large so if you think you can stay away from crazies you can try it out. It sounds like that Lagos lagoon can support you for a while. Shrimp, fish, turtles and crab sounds pretty good to the rest of us who will be licking soup can labels.

The weather will be habitable too, though a damp, hot environment will invite disease, so stay clean and tend to wounds quickly.

You have one big problem though. You have nothing to drink. No matter how much food you have, your body needs freshwater to digest food properly. If you’re dehydrated don’t eat. Furthermore, do not drink seawater. Do not drink urine. Do not drink alcohol. Do not smoke. DO, however, learn how to desalinate your drinking water. And don't argue.

Water purification pumps will not work with saline water, so you’ll need to remove the salt from the water through distillation. I hope you guys understand this technology.

First, your raft will need to have a hearth of some kind to light a fire.
Once you have a small fire going, get a metal pot and put a glass cup inside it in the center.
Slowly pour some salt water into the pot until the water reaches halfway up the outside of the cup.
Place the cover to the pot upside down over the pot so the highest point is pointing down over your glass.
Once the water reaches a slow boil. The water vapor will rise up to the cover and collect as water droplets.
Because of the cone shape of the pot cover, the water will travel down into your cup. If the cover is cool, the condensation will be more effective.

Finally, look out for people who may be selling life jackets and swimming lessons, these are invaluable too
It’s a pain in the ass, but you’re the one who wanted to live in a lagoon.

Nigeria presently..

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MY Igbo neighbour's name is Agbo and he lives in the town of Lagun Lagoon

lastpage:
[size=14pt] If you are trying to play "smart' by this asinine post of yours, you actually exposed your stewpidity and Eediocy![/size]

"CHRISTIANS' did NOT bomb the "WHOLE NORTH".

1.) Nigerian Army bombed TERRORISTS located in "SOME" of the Northern States like BORNO.

2.) The Soldiers involved were made up of both Christians and MUSLIMS!

3.) The TERRORISTS (Boko Haram) were actually the ones KILLINGS Christians and MOSTLY MUSLIMS!

It is Stewpid "Closet Terrorists" like you who foment Religious Fanaticism......borne mainly out of IGNORANCE and ILLITERACY.
Now Gerrout of here before you "explode"! Ooloshi!!

Lastpage!

I hope you get to read this post, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine

if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but lastpage man

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to come typing crazy shït

[color=#000000]I'd seen one shït on nairaland a couple of minutes ago that made me sick[/color]

one dude was quoting me even without reading my post, he had his brain up his áss thinking he was a smart áss but he didnt think before he wrote

then i saw the mods had him banned and his name was changed, come to think of it , his name was.. it was you! damn

when the centre cannot hold...

underboobs kill una.. i don read the whole thread like say i be mod jaelz or wateva ur name is, dont try this next time, else we will bang ban you

JESUS is the only way... Muhammed tricked y'all

Muslims go and burn a baptist church because of one person, is that good enough? Imagine Christians bombing the whole north because of Boko Haram! Muslim youths, we have voted your brother , u also want us to accept your religion, bet why?

We must try to promote and sustain our unity amalgamation

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FULL STORY.. BEHOLD APC PROPAGANDA

Goodluck Jonathan… another headache for a troubled President

When one realises what is happening around Nigeria’s Petroleum Minister, Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke, one will be tempted to imagine the type of possible stealing and corruption going on within the Federal Government of Nigeria which certainly is mind boggling.

Information available on www.gongnews.net claims that $700 million was allegedly found in the house of Nigeria’s Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison Madueke.

The huge sum in foreign currency was discovered recently by some security agents while conducting a search of the house of one her aides who resides within the minister’s house, but who allegedly stole $10 million from the Minister.

Police…stopped from following up on the suspects

Madueke, according to source admitted to the ownership of the huge sum of $700 million. “She must have kept that very particular money in her aide’s apartment, because the unnamed aide is said to be one of the trusted one among others”, our source stated.

It was further gathered that when this discovery was reported to President Goodluck Jonathan, the president felt so sad and disappointed, he immediately invited Diezani Alison Madueke to his office for questioning and rebuked her severely.

President Jonathan asked the Minister “for God’s sake what are you doing with $700 million in your home?”
Mrs. Madueke retorted “I am keeping the money for you”. How far this was true could not be double-checked.
We gathered that President Jonathan just smiled and promptly asked her to go in peace.

President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration has been criticised by many Nigerians as being the most corrupt considering the president’s feeble stance on corruption.

The N2billion theft: The last might not have been heard about the proflicacy and indulgence of Mrs. Diezani Alison Madueke, the embattled Honourable Minister of Petroleum who has hardly been able to wriggle herself out of the myriad of allegations of corruption against her person, especially the rot Nigerian in the National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) over the $20billion scandal in her ministry.

No day, week or month passes without very negative reports about this first Nigerian female Minister of Petroleum who is the second wife of Rear Admiral Alison Madueke, the former governor of the old Anambra and Imo States.

Reports reaching us revealed that Mrs. Alison Madueke is enmeshed in so many fresh official and domestic scandals and have developed thick skin over them to the point that it seems she is now immuned to embarrassment and does not bother herself anymore.

Flighty N2billion disappear in her house: In one of the fresh reports made available to PowerSteering recently, Honourable Diezani was alleged to have lost a whooping sum of N2billion in various foreign currencies to her domestic staff on the 3rd of June, 2014 without batting an eyelid.

It was revealed to PowerSteering Magazine that in a build-up to the campaign for Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) elections in June 2014, Diezani was alleged to have collected the said amount in different foreign currencies with the aim of using same to cushion and cruise her way through settling and lobbying appropriate stakeholders to victory as the Secretary General of OPEC.

She took the said amount of money to her home in two Ghana-Must-Go bags when her steward, one Mac-Millian Ofojareri broke into her bedroom while she was out, removed the two bags and vanished with the said N2billion worth of foreign currencies into the thin air. Mac-Millian was said to have quickly escaped from Abuja to meet his family in Ajaokuta in Kogi State before proceeding to Dubai, United Arab Emirate within days without being stopped.

Diezani although realised the gravity of the offence but considering the effect this incident would have on her personality, the image of the country and the integrity of Mr. President with whose knowledge she allegedly got the money, she quickly asked the former IG of Police Mr. Mohammed Abubakar and a few others involved to discontinue the case after it was unofficially reported at the Force Headquarters and preliminary investigations concluded on the matter.

A very reliable source disclosed that such stories of missing money were very frequent and common in the minister’s residence as she cannot even account for the actual amount of money brought into her residence by those needing her help and those owing her favours on daily, weekly and monthly basis. Our source who has been working for the Minister for over five years now, recalled that the minister has been loosing monies to domestic staffers but only decided to lay complaint officially to the police this time because of the huge amount involved.

A check at the immigration border check points during the investigation confirmed that Mr. Mac-Mallian Ofojareri actually headed for Dubai with the N2billion to cool-off with his family. How he was able to do that with such huge amount of money without being caught is still a mystery and a great lapse on the side of the security agents.

Mac-Millian, an average aged man whom every member of Diezani’s family alleged was a very religious and pious person was the least expected person to have done such a thing to madam minister. He was trusted and even given the privilege to enter every corner of Mrs. Alison Madueke’s residence without restriction.

This, it was alleged contributed largely to Diezani’s losing the bid to becoming Secretary General of the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) in addition to allegations of corruption levelled against her. Her inability to provide the welfare (money) needed to settle the kingmakers and stakeholders was one of the reasons she lost the bid.

Information available to PowerSteering Magazine, revealed that her hope of becoming the Organisation’s first female Secretary General was dashed when OPEC members opted to extend the tenure of the incumbent Secretary General, Abdullah Al-Badri till 30th June, 2015, instead of appointing Madueke who after promising to settle could not keep her promise because Mac-Mallian had stolen the N2billion meant for that purpose.

Our investigation further revealed that the embattled Petroleum Minister who was reportedly nominated and heavily backed-up and sponsored financially by Nigeria’s President Goodluck Jonathan was aptly turned down by the body in June 2014, when she failed to make the grade, especially the financial obligations to the stakeholders who would have paved the way for her emergence as the Secretary General of OPEC.

The initial proposal to have Alison Madueke occupy the position was to solve the deadlock over the post created by opposing candidates from Saudi Arabia and Iran. While this rejection may not mean much to many Nigerians, it will definitely go a long way in affecting Madueke’s career in future, especially within the international community.

Minister organised the stealing of the money: An insider who spoke under anonymity also opined that the disappearance of such huge sum of money from the minister’s residence couldn’t have been possible without her knowledge, considering the security provided at her residence and insisted that it must have been a planned in-house job between the minister and “Pastor” Mac-Millan. He went further to explain that the Minister must have made that last minute plan sensing that she was not going to win the OPEC election after all, because of the myriad of allegations of corruption against her even at the home front, in spite of the large financial and moral support given to her by President Jonathan. And instead of wasting such amount of money on what she knew was not going to be possible, she may have decided to divert it to settle and pay-off Mac-Millain whom we later learnt was at the verge of blackmailing her for some immoral behaviours.

Another attempt to steal money failed: While the dust raised by this incidence was yet to settle, another erupted on the 24th June, 2014, exactly three weeks after the first one, when an attempt was made to break in and steal another large sum of money from the minister’s residence at Fredrick Chilubah close, off Jose Marti crescent, beside Ogun State governor’s Lodge, Asokoro, Abuja.

This time too was another of her steward and alleged love bird by the name Sunday Azubuike who felt cheated when Mac-Millian made away with such amount of money when he was the one doing the main job of ‘banging’. Young, handsome and agile Sunday whom many within and around the minister’s residence publicly suspected to be madam’s favourite lover boy was said to have broken into her bedroom, stole another large sum of money which was alleged to have been the replacement for the one Ofojareri stole three weeks earlier, before he ran out of luck and was caught red-handed, arrested and detained in the Police cell for a very long time.

The report was said to have been brought to the Police high command this time by one Superintendant of Police (SP) Okundaye Ewere who is the minister’s Chief Security Officer (CSO). Meanwhile, it was revealed that the young Sunday Azubuike during the preliminary investigation made some very useful but damaging and indicting statements against the Honourable Minister and so was invariably charged to court for house-breaking and theft.

It was further revealed to us that the young man who had benefitted immensely from the “madam’s lover” relationship did not show any remorse, insisting he had done the right thing. The minister was alleged to have rented and furnished a two-bedroom house as a love nest and bought a car for him for prompt and easy movement when duty calls before now.

The Honourable Minister, whom some insiders described as “very lewd and flamboyant lady” we learnt is always seen walking about her premises and even attending to visitors in “Boom-shots” and short but sexy tops unmindful of the presence of security operatives and other young domestic staff in her residence.

While the case is now on-going in court, attempts are also being made by the minister to promptly withdraw the matter on the advice of the prosecution since the attempt was unsuccessful and as Mr. Azubuike backed by his lawyer has threatened to spill the beans. It will, therefore, be in the interest of the minister to withdraw this matter from the court as Nigerians will shout it to the roof top and demand for her removal once it is made public.

Powerful but scandalous minister: According to report made available to this Magazine, Nigeria’s Minister of Petroleum, Mrs. Diezani Alison Madueke is undoubtedly one of the most powerful but scandalous minister in the country today. Apart from holding a very sensitive position in the executive council, she hails from Bayelsa state and also has the ears of President Goodluck Jonathan. The beautiful young woman, we also learnt has several ‘underground and undisclosed’ relationships with so many younger men especially in the oil and gas industry whom she is alleged to have made multi-billionaires today.

Christopher Aire’s oily jewel: Sometimes in 2011, NEXT, one of Nigeria’s most authentic newspapers, ran a series of investigative reports that linked the Minister herself to monumental corruption. In one of those reports, titled “Oil Minister, her jewelry and their sweetheart deal” the minister was alleged to have discretionally licensed one Christopher Aire, a 47-year old United States of America-based Nigerian celebrity jewelry designer and merchant, to be lifting crude oil.

On the 7th April, 2010, a day after her appointment as Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison Madueke was alleged to have flown to Beverly Hills in Los Angeles to revel in a lavish party and fashion show put together by Christopher Aire, whom she met during her 15-month tenure as Minister for Solid Minerals and Steel Development.

By the time the bejeweled Mrs. Alison Madueke returned home a few days later to resume duties as Nigeria’s first female oil minister, she was alleged to have achieved three clear objectives from the trip – she had unlimited fun with her new lover, acquired some of Aire’s exotic gold and gemstones and handed her new lover, Mr. Christopher Aire an invitation to become one of Nigeria’s biggest crude oil lifter. That was the beginning of the beautiful friendship. But how the relationship blossomed or failed after that is a story for another day.

Dapo Abiodun’s oily romance: Shortly after PowerSteering’s elaborate publication on the minister in September, 2013 with the cover “OIL INDUSTRY UNDER ALISON MADUEKE STINKS”, another mind-boggling revelation made about Diezani’s extra-marital relationship with a Lagos–based oil and gas big boy, Dapo Abiodun became so revealing and virile on the social media. According to those who knew about their affairs, Diezani and Dapo dated for quite a while and while it lasted, both enjoyed it to the fullest both at home in Nigeria and at various places abroad. The source said Dapo was the “apple” of Diezani’s eye during the late President Umaru Yar’Adua’s tenure when she was the Minister of Transport and later Solid Mineral Resources.

PowerSteering was reliably informed that the affair between Diezani and Dapo was closely and jealously guided but only a few people in the corridors of power including President Jonathan who was then the Vice President knew of it. Dapo Abiodun who owns Heyden Oil, one of the major players in the oil and gas sector, was alleged by insiders to have gotten more patronage through Alison Madueke’s influence while the relationship lasted. Unfortunately for the love birds, somewhere along the line, we learnt Dapo fumbled and Diezani had a bitter fight with him. When eventually, Diezani Alison Madueke became the Minister of Petroleum, Dapo lost the patronage and got nothing from her afterwards.

Above Presidential reproach: In recent time, Diezani Alison Madueke has been trailed by allegations of corruption, fraud, cronyism, abuse of office, and lately high-level promiscuity but no one is able to call her to order, not even the president.

All attempts to get the Senior Special Adviser on Media to the Honourable Minister on his mobile line – 08029508778 including text messages to comment on this was unsuccessful for three days before going to the press as he neither picked our calls, – returned them, nor reply our text messages.

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Insurance should cover that

Jonathan is a real MAN

ellechrystal:
Johnathan has my respect 100%.
I love this guy.
God please forgive all those who humiliated him n abused him.
Cos he is a man with a good heart. Only surrounded himself with greedy men.
God bless u Dr Goodluck, u will never see shame again, ur days outside aso rock will b wonderful and better, the world thought they could humiliate you, but God uplifted u, the Bible says he uplifts the humble, even in d midst of defeat, u were victorious, .
He opposes the proud(OBJ) he lost respect before Nigerians while he was saying crazy stuffs about u.
Now we know who we had.
Am happy to b born in a Generation like this to witness such a great leader.
God bless u sir.
Bless ur future Generations.
I love u Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.
U r truly the Azikiwe u r called, he also had a good heart.

I'm moved to tears on reading your post.. Jonathan is a good man in fact he is better than most of us , but there are too many greedy men in Nigeria. 9/10 of politicians are greedy men, 9.9/10 of ministers are greedy men. Even when you bring in good men they are easily soiled inadvertently by their fellow ministers and their permanent secretaries who are the actual symbol of corruption in this country.
Buhari is surrounded by the same men jonathan was with..

The picture was taken before elections..

The election results have made us see the true nature of many people here, people who sang CHANGE are now chanting DEMOLITION, EVACUATION and RELOCATION. People who were not even active on their accounts just came in and started abusing the south and east, claiming the general would annihilate the Ijaws if the form one micro act of resistance. This is not fair at all, most people have seen this election as being free and fair, representing the wish of the people but when we rub salt on injuries people begin to question right choices they may have made. In fact, it is reckless behaviour like these that promotes tribally-centred voting or just voting for the sake of religion.

Most Nigerians voted change but they have not changed at all, they continue to incite hate and litter their streets from car windows, they still resume work at 0835hrs and write 0800hrs on the attendance log book, they still give policemen N200 instead of going to process their licenses once and for all, and they come to NL claiming that the General is a cure for all ills ! The only thing that has changed is that BH has suddenly stopped bombing!

Oil prices are at 55bucks, if the pipelines are blown, where would the General get money to run the country? MEND and NDPVF employ sabotage methods and not direct combat, so how do you intend to engage them, and with proof because everyone now knows human rights , The oil companies would
pack their bags for good, leaving us with a mess of a country. Nigeria is ours [sic] and we must try to save it and prolong it's amalgamation [not unity] so as to reap maximal benefits.

To my the people of the east, you played your part and the world saw it, we all know that President Jonathan was your best chance at getting the national conference resolutions approved and hopefully being the next president. But now you must work with the coming administration, give them a free hand to pass or fail, there is nothing that you can do until four seasons have passed, and the election results show that you can't do it on your own. So instead of rascals like MASSOB and others you need diplomats, real diplomats to prepare the way for a south-east presidency.

The poster who wrote about Kanuri annexation of Bayelsa is indeed unlearned. He should spend more time studying or praying for knowledge.

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