₦airaland Forum

IVORY2009:
bro, so you're using pasted event to judge d present?

Guy your english is deadly.. PAST-ED? AS in past tense of past?

uselessgoat:
If you ever curse the Holy prophet Muhammad (PBUH) in your life again, I will make sure I track you down and cut your head. We will not tolerate you infidels insha Allah

JESUS CHRIST is the only way.. Muhammad tricked y'all

Many people come here and type how they were so rugged back in school, when they were the ones that used to stand on top of flyover to catch a glimpse of the action.. No wahala sha.. Survival na correct guy, he no get wahala.. And survival is a porter in hall 2 and not hall 1.. Maybe the girl who mentioned his name had a crush on the guy back then

Any body could wear inec vest.. Anyways we are all human and corrupt

SELENAqueensy:
Don't worry, it will be well

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INDUSTRIALFAN:
bro, forget that talk.... If I should analyze Seun's income from Nairaland, I Bet he is waaaayy richer than Linda Ikeji... He just isnt a show person just like Facebook owner mark Zukerberg.. I think he's just down to earth....

yeah.. he is not a show person

Holywizard:
if u ve de money...Why nt enjoy urself. After all hard work pays

people derive enjoyment through various means

Holywizard:
what if Seun is still a poor man carry laptop anywhere he goes...

It would be very unfair to analyse seun's income from nairaland,though I know he is comfortable and I assure you that even if he carries a laptop about, then it's because he loves to.. And moreover he rears dogs which he could easily convert into a pet dealership if necessary.
The guy kinda reminds me of the Harold Finch character in Person of Interest

Contentment is a state of mind.

no time to waste time

Holywizard:
Bet me...Linda Ikeji will buy this b4 Seun.

seun is not vain

fflamingo:
you are just a big fool.
When the whole of super eagles, golden eaglet, super falcon player and coaching crews were full of igbo was there any complain?
You lost tribe of Gad should be sensitive that there are some occupation that are autonomous.

una sabi play the ball sef?? no be una player KAITA go comot us from world cup all because of federal character?

fastguy10:
See as hausa name full every where
Are them d only piple in police force

Ds one nigeria is a big cheat

They are more than you guys so they have a greater probability of being picked at random..

erm..but they are not even picked at random

[size=14pt] What does buhari know about economy? What does he want to bring that is not in vision 2020 and Transformation agenda? We have seen too many reports and economic road maps, with very little actualization... He should just revamp the power sector, set our refineries to work so we can be the major dealer in the sub-saharan market, then every other thing will fall into place.

*** He should not forget to pass all the Industry bills, so our people can stop being eternal contract staff***

But these Hausa old men have a tendency to approach IMF for loans and plunge countries into further debt

aside..
Why is Wamakko speaking for Buhari? Does the APC not have a national chairman and publicity secretary?
I want to believe that this is not another northern caucus administration ooo[/size]

Unibenstudent:
Girls of this generation are really suffering!

It has been happening since medieval times, infact that caption is probably from an old medical book in the mid centuries..

You no dey watch medieval films? even snow white and the huntsman? you no see that tight stuff wey the queen dey tie for torso?

SELENAqueensy:
No block option on nairaland na

How u doing?

Not doing bad at all.. The days are getting harder and tougher.. I hope that's not the change y'all been singing about

[size=14pt]When friends fight, they fight dirty... [/size]


VERY DIRTY

Ravenwolf:
I feel a deep kinship in our Taste of music.

listen to coldplay - we never change

what am I even doing here??

Keegan:
When you talk too much like mama piss you'll end up talking rubbish. So you don't know that gej is still the president as of today?

You don't have to be caustic.. you know what I meant.. I meant being reelected

SELENAqueensy:
He shot 8 and missed 3

Now I'm already reduced to stalking you.. I cna't concencentrate at work anymore
I guess you should block me now

Patience Faka Jonathan will be forever remembered as a strong woman. Even though she was uncouth in speech severally, she held her fort and her husband's.

She did what most Nigerian women cannot do, she defended her territory ruthlessly, even compromising a state governor in the process.

If Goodluck Jonathan was half the man Faka is, he would have still been president today

emphasis on the statement ''like they robbed our brother''.. Was your brother robbed? Your brother was too passive and eased out of power!

It is very important that a few states remain opposition strongholds to act as checks on the central government. If there was no Lagos APC, there would have been no Buhari today.. This is not the change Nigerians thought they were voting but it seems we were all played, let's see how this plays out
Elections must hold in Rivers state on saturday and there must be results sheet

SELENAqueensy:
Thanks

ýou're always welcome

SELENAqueensy:
What kinda project if I may ask?

project involving two consenting adults.. just kidding

but I like you sha.. you pretty

SELENAqueensy:
And Our igbo brothers might even be selling water to the fish and mermaid

i like your picture.. maybe we can work on a project soon

themodernman:
Excuse me?

your prior image.. chi chum chin

bright007:
nice pics



GEJ my hero......you have written your name in gold in the history of Nigeria

GEJ your hero.. Fayose your mentor.. Buhari your Nightmare

barcanista:
Sure bro...

Na that way sure pass

ideologies:
APC IS READY FOR RIGGING OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, tell your people after accreditation they should not go home, but Stay back if there is no results sheets, they should raise alarm.

APC IS READY FOR BIG TIME RIGGING, THEY HAVE SEEN THE HANDWRITTING

They won't even be accredited, the card readers wont work in areas with large numbers of Igbos, even if there is no result sheet INEC will still announce the results.. To whose tune does the INEC REC dance? You think it's Jimis?

As soon as there are indications that the process has been compromised, let them burn down the polling booth as proof that elections did not hold there

APC is the new PDP.. You can't fight a rigging machine. The results will be read to you guys after the election

Lagoon survival tips.. https://www.nairaland.com/2244029/how-survive-lagoon-must-read

Good post.. Here is the next step..

1. Ask the Fulanis to leave quietly because when Nigeria has entered it's period of turmoil (probably after Buhari dies), Ilorin will be used as a base to launch attacks on the West. And with the Igbos attacking from the Lagoon, no army can fight on two fronts

2. Yorubas should accept the fact that they can never be accepted as true muslims, hence they should all turn to Christ who is the surest and only way to salvation. This way the Fulani will be alienated and leave. Personally I think fulani incursions into the middlebelt should be checked in order not to be caught unawares

3. Arrange a referendum in which people be made to vote for the scrapping of the Emir title. TINUBU can easily swing this.. oh I almost forgot, Tinubu has a religion too... *thinking*

4. Ignore this message and watch Badagry (in Lagos) turned into Baga in a few years

Survive any lagoon in the world... Pro tips..
https://www.nairaland.com/2244029/how-survive-lagoon-must-read