₦airaland Forum

Pastor Kun: Kindly show us from scriptures why you think Master Jesus requires tithes from you.

My usual quote: Mal 3 vs 8 or so.

Praise the Lord, my testimony goes like this, You anti tithe Christians have not been able to confuse me. I still pay my tithe. Praise Master Jesus. Halleluyah

RIP

ganase2: They were able to cut the car open with tools and pull the woman, who had sustained no serious injuries, to safety.

What a miracle...am speechless!

Thank God it happened in China, if it were to be my country, the tool itself would have been used to kill the woman in the process of opening the car. It happened in okoko some many years back.

Decryptor: Ohemmanu Anu ohia! So someone from Akwa-ibom is now an Ibo person abi? Omo oduduwa ale jati-jati! Eediot!!

If you dnt undastand the matter, y quote me? I will forgive u, i just returned from church. BTW, im not from the west. God bless u

GentleMimi: u're too dumb to think,cos ur brain takes forever to boot.U wan start tribal war abi? For once in ur lifetime,post an intelligent comment,abeg!!!....and ur gbagaun is giving me a migrain.

you a mad dog. Useless F0OL like you. Na me say them born you as igbo mumu? I hope that migraine takes you to hell. See kettle calling pot black. Ewu.

Fishout: l know d tribe bt i will not mention d name.na so them dey do everywhere they find themneselves.useless people

na igbo people, na them make house rent dey cost for lagos. They can offer 250,000k for 2 bedroom in the mainland and eat 2 times a day..

born2fuck: I tire for dis kontiri, person dey die ontop of his tin again....I no wan put tribe matter but he get some tribe for nnaija, dem fit pay 5000 for a room per month instead of 3000, but they are expecting to spend additional 9 yrs free, to inject them na war

It think its d igbo people

obadiah777: dayum scoffers just scoffin for no dayum reason smdh

I just wish i can kill u. God, i hate ur being.

Obadiah777 posts are so annoying. Antichrist. I hate reading your useless posts.

uhuogba: I think "Thou shall not kill" means don't kill your fellow human.( Gi egbula ochu in igbo) Going by your argument then "thou shall not kill" means don't kill anything!
Don't you think so?
Is there any other citation that is specific about suicide?

Killing someone or urself is a sin provided there was a killing

Hi Mr JideSM, If i subscribe for goddybag, will my credit still be intact?

fyneguy: where exactly did this happen?

I drove from Dolphin Estate to Mile12 yesterday. I didnt spend 9 hours

Go back and read the OP

Gwekzy: 9 pple liked dis Anyways dem dey applaud ur mumu-ism

Cant you see she edited her post? Check below her, somebody quoted her before she edited it.

Rocktation: Well, there you go. Purple goes with orange and so does blue.

Let us know what you think as time goes on.

Thanks

@Rocktation, Purple, orange and blue

My wedding is Dec and i have not been able to choose any colour for my bridal train and aso ebi. My fiance will put on Ash suit, cream shirt, gold waist coat and tie. Pls house, help me select matching colours for my bridal train and aso ebi.

Thanks

Nice tips. But are there serial killers in Nigeria?

Nothing

stephano100: wetin c3 do u?....i'v used one nd nothing bad abt it,d fone's got a strng bat3ry......abi na chinko u buy lol

Yeap, nothing is wrong with it, but it doesnt av save message box. Im using it now. Its begging me to throw it away.

That CD really did wonders in my area. My Pastor's wife has barbed her hair, others have stopped putting on earrings. I was even adviced to barb my hair but i dodge am pass

MAYOWAAK: If i was the one that said self-service is not wrong, i know by now my family would have been calling me to warn me and my holy friends would have all deleted or avoid me as they do, but if It's pastor Chris then it's the wisdom from the man of God so no big deal.

If i was the one that say "GOD IS A GAME" My very righteous friends would have long ago blocked me and carry their long faces and accuse me of blasphemy but if it's Pastor Fireman, it's ok!! dare not question the man of God.

If i was the one that publicly slapped a teen by accusing her to be a witch for anything and threaten to slap more, most of my religious and friends would have made the teen's picture their profile pictures demanding for justices but if it's Bishop David, it's the hand of God(maradonna), it's the Holy Ghost slap.

If i demand for 50 million to provide free safe drinkable water in some rural communities, i know most of my Nigerians friends will raise alarm on “fraudsters going on nairaland demanding for money in the name of community service but if our dadddy g.o adeboye asks for 35 billion to build an auditorium that will be used on rare special occasions, it's the holy inspiration and God's project and no one dare questions.

If i keep posting about helping the masses, sharing part of their pain but then i happen to support an anti-masses decision, i know by now i will be the clown of the century, but when Daddy Ayo supported fuel subsidy removal which is anti masses, everyone kept quiet and even the masses, offcourse do you want to attract generational curses by questioning the man of God?...gbosa!!

If i'm claiming to be a humble servant of God but flaunt with my designers glasses, escorts, Louis Vuitton bible, expensive dresses, 3 golden chains on my neck, and private jet to escape traffic jam and enhance comfort, I know most of you would have staged a protest, but the moment i edit my name and add Pastor that solves the trick i become untouchable, unquestionable and unspeakable.

i have seen this post somewhere, are u the author?

Well, i smell something.
Copycat

Normally, i go to church as early as 7 on sunday alongside my extension with 4 chargers and one desktop charger. After sunday school. Wen people will be getting ready for the main service. I will plug my extension at the ushers corner and charge till the end of service, (with all fones switch off) sometimes i leave it there till they off the gen.

When my proprietress said the school is not growing, i need to change my teachers,, i pray God gives you all a better place, i said Amen. I was happy because she helped me, initially i wanted to leave but was scared. Now i got a better job double dat ponkious salary she was paying me.

Sometimes, we just have to take every thing in good faith.

JideSM: Please send your number via private message.

I have sent it. Thanks

Hi JideSM, pls try and reply me. I said i loaded 100# becos of MB but the money is not in d main account balance but in *559*4#. I intended transfering d money to the person that owns the credit. Help me transfer it back. Thanks

@JideSM, I just loaded 100# but i cant find d money when i checked my account balance. But when i checked with *559*4#, i saw the money there. I intend transfering the money cos i loaded becos of MB. Pls help me, d money is not for me. Thanks

onuwaje: Well...*sighs*.... To be very very realistic, I do not like to lie..... I do not knw

yeap, it is diversified

Like my fiance wil say, "whether we guys like it or not, we will be the one to inherit all the girls whether good or bad ones".

If you guys keep that thing in between your thighs, all girls will remain a virgin till their wedding night.

NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE and im sticking to it.

Shame on chelsea

Just the night, bought #50 fufu to eat the vegetable soup i cooked for the family. So in all today, i spent #50.