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How did he get her number?

engrkaz:
I u have a paid job, and your taxes are taken from source, I think 6 months payslips will be adequate for you to proof you are yax compliant, but if you are into biz, you will need to visit the LIRS office closest to you to ask questions on how to get your tax card...

www.lirs.gov.ng/contact-us

. He has tax card (my husband).

Will ask more questions, when we start filling the form next week.
Thanks

engrkaz:
ask me any question

Where is tax clearance form gotten from.? How can I get the tax form to show I have been paying for 5 years now?

ibndawud96:
Barstardness has already shown in your you idiot, nothing could have been achieved in this country if not for muslims

I yaff die

darbeelicous:
she z currently fighting for her life........ At this moment she has a swollen stomach which sounded as if filled with air. She can barely breathe, talk, see and even eat. This is because these passages are blocked due to the damages caused by the injection.


Little ofeyinwa has no mother, she's been taken care of by her aunty whom she lives with.


According to her, they have been in the hospital for three weeks yet her condition is still d same.

Please take time to pray for her and quick recovery.

Cc: lalasticlala

I can relate. I Pray she survives this oo. The same symptoms my sister had o. My sister didn't survive this.

darbeelicous:
maybe I'm wrong and the drug z not expired, that does not warrant the nurse to administer it without proper consultation...... I'm not a medical personnel, but I understand that people react to stuffs they're allergic to. This is what the nurse should have inquired about before giving her the treatment............ U would understand more if this little girl is your loved one.

It's really painful. I lost my younger sister to drug reaction. She took ibuprofen because she had body pains. Her body began to swell, from one test to another. Yet nothing was found, Plus lack of medical personnel in the school health center, she died within 10 days

ahnie:
Dear diary.....zino z now a maestro in pidgin English...she has utterly forgotten about queens English all thanks to onekuz.

Zino now sings all this yeye street songs.it breaks my heart .you wee hear her saying...mama zino abeg I want eat!mama abeg I wan go piss!mama bring your hands,use am scratch my yansh .mama your pikin dey cry ooo.mama abeg leav me alone,I de busy!

What about the yeye street songs...if you tell her you wont give her food,expect her Epic reply in songs....she wee begin to sing reply you by sing...No do no do,no do gragra for me.as if that z not enof,when we turn off the Generatorset,xpect another song,I dunno who sang the song becuz ayam not a fan of Nigerian music.zino wee start sing...nepa don cawi light ooo,Diana my baby you must to leav me alone!

I have warned onekuz severally to desist from speaking broken English,onekuz would always adk mme...mama zino I nor sabi speak good English o

Not only you. They learn very fast. My boy speaks pidgin too, once he hears it from anybody. Like, Yoyo, commot for here (One bros told him that) , who mess?,(don't know who said that) I no want (I think he is trying to say I don't want) , see your yansh. (I always tell him see your konkonlo yansh.)If he says this, I will look at him with bad eyes, he will quickly change it to bombom.

How is chibobo, Zino and Onekuz? How is vigilante ministry?

You will never believe such a kidnappers den can be in such an area. But which landlord? Am wondering because many landlords came out that day.

Good God

Akpo

Warri girl. Stage fright can disgrace someone sha.

ahnie:
So we took chibobo for his circumcision on Monday.mum and onekuz are around.i just jejely handed chibobo to my mum and left the arena.i hate the sight of blood.

Oh my lil chibobo became a man,mehn wen I came back...i saw the nurse cleaning the blood and chibobo cried for few mins and kept quiet.

Dear diary...chibobo's naming/dedication z slated for 21st of may. We yaay doyin it in the isoko/urhobo way.starch n owo soup,and also ukodo.

Na so I go take miss this party? Na wa. Don't forget to Bluetooth my own o

How is chibobo?

I'm really enjoying onekuz and zino. How I wish I would see them one day.

So it's not only Lagos npower?

Okay

uknownforce:
h

For house

samuel19222:
g

For goat

IpobExposed:
b

For bobo

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Originalsly:
Hmmmm..... the son behaves just like the mother did when she was that age.....that's what I heard! But as a mother if your son bites at home he will bite abroad.... not many cannibals left... and we would be very happy if they all die out. .. but this your son..ehmmm... let me shut up.
Advice... every time your son bites someone... force him to eat bitter kola... or drink castor oil or some such unpleasant tasting stuff.... or... tie him down... get a machete and a hammer or big stick...plus a long pointed knife and let him know you'll have to knock his teeth out because he is misusing them. But preplan with someone to intervene at the last moment to stop you and beg for him. You will see results... he may even become vegetarian after. Bend the tree when it is young.

I can't stop laughing. Will try it out. Thank you

Originalsly:
That teacher need to be fired.... what will she do the next time a pupil doesn't follow her instruction? ...punch him in the mouth?...bash his head with a chair? Teaching kids is not easy and that is why it is very important for the teachers to be trained in Child Behaviour and Child Psychology. Getting angry should never be an option.

You should know the teacher doesn't mean kill. The kill there means beat her very well. I don't have the patience to teach lower primary.

Humm, I don't think you have met a stubborn child. My son is giving his teacher lots of trouble . He can bite for Africa. At least in a day, he will bite nothing less than 3 pupils. If she beats him, he will rush to beat another pupils. Or even bite the teacher. Climbs up the burglary, scatter the class, use toy to hit his class mate, use pencil to drum on the table. Even me goon, I'm tired of his wahala.

Cantshout:
why should i be the only one noticing there are only 2 boys and a girl All na photoshop jor

Make I go look am well

Only in India

ahnie:
Sprays powder....ayaff born ooooooo#shakes het tiny bumbu.m outta thread#

Oghene doo
Oghene we ko bi' ruo
Oghene mia ye ro we
Mia jiro dè ra
Oghene digwo


Congratulations, may his arrival bring joy and abundant blessings to your home.

@ahnie, The Lord is your muscle.

Old

TonyeBarcanista:
Andoni is Ijaw, they are both in Rivers and Akwa Ibom states NOT cross River

OK, maybe I forgot the state she told me, thanks

RobbStark:
Me Yoruba? Nah.

It seems history didnt teach you guys anything.
The same mistake your ancestor Ojukwu made and ran away, is the same you peeps/children are making and you expect to have a different result? only a fool does that.

I repeat, no part of Rivers State that has a connection to the salty water is Igbo.
Go do your homework.
Be it Ogu Bolo, Opobo, Bonny, the Kalabaris, Okirika, Engenni, Abua, Andoni et al are all Ijaws.

@
the bolded, agreed.
I have a friend who speaks Andoni, she told me they are no longer in Rivers state, they have joined them to cross Rivers

elfmann:
U nko?

I don't have tax clearance abi tax card. My salary is close to nothing. Except for Npower that will start paying me 30k.

engrkaz:
Hello good people of Nairaland, I am here to share my success story about the Lagos rent to own scheme. I applied with 10k sometime in Aug last year, I felt it was one of these government ponzi schemes, but lo and behold, I was contacted my application scaled thru on Tuesday. We were called for the collection of our keys, but after the payment of 5% commitment fee, and and other charges... Today I am a proud owner of house in Lagos....

You too can be part of this success story, hurry now and get your forms...

Will they just allocate any block/building and floor/flat to you.?or you indicate which one you prefer?

sunnp:
Op why can't you buy land and build your own nice house than buying it...am sure after you paid full money you wil stil use some cash to renovate it to your taste.....I know what am saying I work for in all those building project then

It's not outright payment. It's by installment.

henryomez:
it is very real my colleague just bought the one in ojokoro

Just like dat? I tot it's by balloting.

Booked. I just visited their Facebook page. Begging my husband to make an attempt, he is not interested.

What was he doing on a water tank? . Children with rough play,

May God heal him.

So scared

Ichemiya:

Free porch? Saw it late.