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Warri girl. Stage fright can disgrace someone sha.

ahnie:
So we took chibobo for his circumcision on Monday.mum and onekuz are around.i just jejely handed chibobo to my mum and left the arena.i hate the sight of blood.

Oh my lil chibobo became a man,mehn wen I came back...i saw the nurse cleaning the blood and chibobo cried for few mins and kept quiet.

Dear diary...chibobo's naming/dedication z slated for 21st of may. We yaay doyin it in the isoko/urhobo way.starch n owo soup,and also ukodo.

Na so I go take miss this party? Na wa. Don't forget to Bluetooth my own o

How is chibobo?

I'm really enjoying onekuz and zino. How I wish I would see them one day.

So it's not only Lagos npower?

Okay

uknownforce:
h

For house

samuel19222:
g

For goat

IpobExposed:
b

For bobo

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Originalsly:
Hmmmm..... the son behaves just like the mother did when she was that age.....that's what I heard! But as a mother if your son bites at home he will bite abroad.... not many cannibals left... and we would be very happy if they all die out. .. but this your son..ehmmm... let me shut up.
Advice... every time your son bites someone... force him to eat bitter kola... or drink castor oil or some such unpleasant tasting stuff.... or... tie him down... get a machete and a hammer or big stick...plus a long pointed knife and let him know you'll have to knock his teeth out because he is misusing them. But preplan with someone to intervene at the last moment to stop you and beg for him. You will see results... he may even become vegetarian after. Bend the tree when it is young.

I can't stop laughing. Will try it out. Thank you

Originalsly:
That teacher need to be fired.... what will she do the next time a pupil doesn't follow her instruction? ...punch him in the mouth?...bash his head with a chair? Teaching kids is not easy and that is why it is very important for the teachers to be trained in Child Behaviour and Child Psychology. Getting angry should never be an option.

You should know the teacher doesn't mean kill. The kill there means beat her very well. I don't have the patience to teach lower primary.

Humm, I don't think you have met a stubborn child. My son is giving his teacher lots of trouble . He can bite for Africa. At least in a day, he will bite nothing less than 3 pupils. If she beats him, he will rush to beat another pupils. Or even bite the teacher. Climbs up the burglary, scatter the class, use toy to hit his class mate, use pencil to drum on the table. Even me goon, I'm tired of his wahala.

Cantshout:
why should i be the only one noticing there are only 2 boys and a girl All na photoshop jor

Make I go look am well

Only in India

ahnie:
Sprays powder....ayaff born ooooooo#shakes het tiny bumbu.m outta thread#

Oghene doo
Oghene we ko bi' ruo
Oghene mia ye ro we
Mia jiro dè ra
Oghene digwo


Congratulations, may his arrival bring joy and abundant blessings to your home.

@ahnie, The Lord is your muscle.

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TonyeBarcanista:
Andoni is Ijaw, they are both in Rivers and Akwa Ibom states NOT cross River

OK, maybe I forgot the state she told me, thanks

RobbStark:
Me Yoruba? Nah.

It seems history didnt teach you guys anything.
The same mistake your ancestor Ojukwu made and ran away, is the same you peeps/children are making and you expect to have a different result? only a fool does that.

I repeat, no part of Rivers State that has a connection to the salty water is Igbo.
Go do your homework.
Be it Ogu Bolo, Opobo, Bonny, the Kalabaris, Okirika, Engenni, Abua, Andoni et al are all Ijaws.

@
the bolded, agreed.
I have a friend who speaks Andoni, she told me they are no longer in Rivers state, they have joined them to cross Rivers

elfmann:
U nko?

I don't have tax clearance abi tax card. My salary is close to nothing. Except for Npower that will start paying me 30k.

engrkaz:
Hello good people of Nairaland, I am here to share my success story about the Lagos rent to own scheme. I applied with 10k sometime in Aug last year, I felt it was one of these government ponzi schemes, but lo and behold, I was contacted my application scaled thru on Tuesday. We were called for the collection of our keys, but after the payment of 5% commitment fee, and and other charges... Today I am a proud owner of house in Lagos....

You too can be part of this success story, hurry now and get your forms...

Will they just allocate any block/building and floor/flat to you.?or you indicate which one you prefer?

sunnp:
Op why can't you buy land and build your own nice house than buying it...am sure after you paid full money you wil stil use some cash to renovate it to your taste.....I know what am saying I work for in all those building project then

It's not outright payment. It's by installment.

henryomez:
it is very real my colleague just bought the one in ojokoro

Just like dat? I tot it's by balloting.

Booked. I just visited their Facebook page. Begging my husband to make an attempt, he is not interested.

What was he doing on a water tank? . Children with rough play,

May God heal him.

So scared

Ichemiya:

Free porch? Saw it late.

TonyeBarcanista:
Some people will wake up to blow lies on social media just to get attention and entertain the imagination of bored people.

The story, like others that always happen in their "neighborhood" or to "someone they know", is fake and only happened in the imagination of the storyteller.


Though like others, this trash may be pushed to FP...

It may be true, it happened in my street years back. But can't say why the man drove his first wife o. She had 5 girls

Provided there is "wed"

admax:
Being a Pastor is one thing but being a dad and a Pastor to your kids is another thing. The Pastor might have been a strict dad forming Church pastor over his Children hence they will be rebellious and have low self esteem.

BBN is a Worldly and secular show hence her dad will be mad at her but he has to forgive her no matter what.

As for who will be the winner; It has to be Tboss because she exemplifies what the show promoters wants which are Beauty, Promiscuity, Nudity Razzness and others.
N.B - I don't watch the show but have been force to follow up due to numerous social media etc bombardment.
We so need a Christian DSTV.

It's a gospel talent show. It's showing on silver bird from Sunday. Don't know the time

@ahnie, how will you do that one now? It's to dash dem mark sure pass. Hope you don't have any important thing in your purse o?

Pele. The Lord is your muscle

Too long. Finished reading.

J0hnTrevolt:
My wife waznt feeling fine so she made d list for me to go to market.
I was shocked everywhere they were selling dat custard paint N1,200
The last time I bought garri was in January and I bought it N600
I buy d garri wit vex.
Virtually everything I bought I bought dem grumbling at d outrageous Prices of foodstuffs.
Please how much is garri in ur area/state/location.

The last time I bought was #850. Garri na rich man food, so I don stop to eat am

tonyfran:
Olosho spotted!. Op if you can't handle it move on. I don't understand why cousins will have sex

I know a muslim Hausa guy that married his cousin. It's not a taboo to him.