Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like Shekau in Sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

As if that is not enough, the wicked girl will be whispering seductively, "Baby I want more"..Chisos!! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin!?Oya tell me what you want him to do after sex.. Harvest cassava for you?

Please ladies, when he is done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.When he wakes up, give him food with enough fish and meat..If after eating, he still looks tired,pet him to sleep biko.. Dem nor dey give person trophy after fvckiing..

This got me laughing out loud

kingsman66:
my brother the heart of man is evil,thinking about what will happen to your account if you die is very annoying and devish.........please I advise you stop thinking towards that direction, you will live long and see your children children say Amen to that

The bible says that the living knows they will DIE,but as for d DEAD,they know nothing at all.The poster is only planning for his absence NOW,that he he still have life.Nobody pray to die young but its imperative we plan for d unexpected!A thinking mind I will call it if u ask me

Hmn!O ga o.That woman is indeed strong.Thank God for d successful operation!

vanndubi:

Omo, past tense of cut is cut.

lol

megabyte2:
Celestial Church of Christ

Halleluyah o

God has really done it and it is marvelous in our eyes. I pray God dat did dis should do mine also.

Fynestboi:
Wow. Never knew this two are couple.

same here

I saw the exact answers to all his questions in my dream last night.If I had known i would have screenshot it before them carry am comot for d projector.CHAI!!But wait a minute, I go get answers to all these questions na Im I still dey here??Mtchewwwww!Make him go ask Buhari.

Issorait!Era of CHANGE!!

LordRepz:
NYSC paid me my May allowee friends on that same 14th of April...

Same here o

Maxcollins042:
Easy girl. A friend of mine serving in Benue state made me understand they have been paid May allowance. Maybe he is got the wrong info

ok

Maxcollins042:
Benue state Batch A stream II corpers have gotten their May allowance

Lie!We were told by d L.I that d alert we got was for December.Still waiting for d May alawee

Shey una see wetin this heat don cause now,En!Before una begin hear say na Makurdi heat finish my life,make I kukuma carry my mattress follow body go sleep beside river Benue now now.Cha!And this yeye officer dey tell me say this is just d beginning of Makurdi heat.Ok o. Make una clear road I wan pass o, River Benue ya! I never ready to die! lol

I currently serve in Benue state and I received double allowances this month.May allowace,strictly indicated on my acct and November allowance.

dunkem21:
My question is .. " If the govt had said this same thing a year ago, what would have been your reaction, Fashola ..and the reactions of Lai Mohammed and El-Rufai


..What goes around ..

Comes around.

jaymejate:
Nice one. But this kind thing no de reach front page.
NL mods are demonic. Frankly speaking

lol

It got to a stage in camp that I felt like going bk home!Imagine graduates being called "white fowls, babalawo,mami water etc"in camp!

afanide:
I bath 2geda with my boo even when she's menstrating, i hug her at night and we sleep off, i go get her 'Always Altra' myself.

I boil water and prepare Lipton for her, we go out 2geda, i even sit aand watch her burn the used Pads.

YES! I do all that for the Lady i Love.

I dont see any big deal in that.

My fellow Guys, the ealier to start doing all this, the better for you because you will definitely encounter such moments in life. Unless u're not planning about gettin married.

your babe must be lucky

June 2,stream 2!By Gods Grace

I dey here too

meet too!

same here!chai!I suffer no be small!

do u still need to go to sch to collect call up after d online printing of d call up letter? I just got a message from sch to come for original call up letter

Benue ooo!Hmn!

thanks so much@ Bimofalad

I'm posted to benue

very very helpful

Thanks so much for the info

By their fruit ur shall know them!If these pictures are real then,opin aye ti de.

Hmmmmmn!u are right @op but I never fall into any of the above category ladies.

What can you say about parents disowning their children because they never marry from their religion?

where are d #Team Gej?#