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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Men Get Sleepy After Sex? by Rhebekah(f): 9:22pm On Dec 06, 2016
Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like Shekau in Sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

As if that is not enough, the wicked girl will be whispering seductively, "Baby I want more"..Chisos!! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin!?Oya tell me what you want him to do after sex.. Harvest cassava for you?

Please ladies, when he is done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.When he wakes up, give him food with enough fish and meat..If after eating, he still looks tired,pet him to sleep biko.. Dem nor dey give person trophy after fvckiing..



This got me laughing out loud

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Business / Re: What Happens To The Money In My Savings Account If I Die? by Rhebekah(f): 4:55pm On Jul 07, 2016
kingsman66:
my brother the heart of man is evil,thinking about what will happen to your account if you die is very annoying and devish.........please I advise you stop thinking towards that direction, you will live long and see your children children say Amen to that
The bible says that the living knows they will DIE,but as for d DEAD,they know nothing at all.The poster is only planning for his absence NOW,that he he still have life.Nobody pray to die young but its imperative we plan for d unexpected!A thinking mind I will call it if u ask me
Health / Re: Massive Fibroid Removed From A Woman's Tummy In Nigeria (PHOTOS) by Rhebekah(f): 8:11pm On Jun 28, 2016
Hmn!O ga o.That woman is indeed strong.Thank God for d successful operation!
Science/Technology / Re: See The Long Python Killed By My Cousins This Morning by Rhebekah(f): 7:38pm On Jun 20, 2016
vanndubi:

Omo, past tense of cut is cut.
lol
Religion / Re: Which Church Do You Attend? by Rhebekah(f): 9:25pm On Jun 02, 2016
megabyte2:
Celestial Church of Christ
Halleluyah o
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Triplets (Photos) by Rhebekah(f): 5:06pm On May 17, 2016
God has really done it and it is marvelous in our eyes. I pray God dat did dis should do mine also.
Celebrities / Re: Yoruba Actors And Their Lovely Wives (Photos) by Rhebekah(f): 7:06pm On May 07, 2016
Fynestboi:
Wow. Never knew this two are couple.
same here
Celebrities / Re: Join Basketmouth N1,000,000 Give Away By Answering These Questions (screenshot) by Rhebekah(f): 12:38am On May 04, 2016
I saw the exact answers to all his questions in my dream last night.If I had known i would have screenshot it before them carry am comot for d projector.CHAI!!But wait a minute, I go get answers to all these questions na Im I still dey here??Mtchewwwww!Make him go ask Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Johnson Bamidele-Olawumi Hands-Over To Suleman Kazaure (photos) by Rhebekah(f): 7:14pm On Apr 19, 2016
Issorait!Era of CHANGE!!
NYSC / Re: Has Any Batch A Stream 2 Gotten May 2015 Allowee??? by Rhebekah(f): 7:20pm On Apr 18, 2016
LordRepz:
NYSC paid me my May allowee friends on that same 14th of April...
Same here o
NYSC / Re: Has Any Batch A Stream 2 Gotten May 2015 Allowee??? by Rhebekah(f): 10:27am On Apr 05, 2016
Maxcollins042:
Easy girl. A friend of mine serving in Benue state made me understand they have been paid May allowance. Maybe he is got the wrong info
ok
NYSC / Re: Has Any Batch A Stream 2 Gotten May 2015 Allowee??? by Rhebekah(f): 11:12pm On Apr 04, 2016
Maxcollins042:
Benue state Batch A stream II corpers have gotten their May allowance
Lie!We were told by d L.I that d alert we got was for December.Still waiting for d May alawee

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Agriculture / Re: Excessive Heat Kills A Farmer's Chickens: Pictured by Rhebekah(f): 11:13pm On Feb 27, 2016
Shey una see wetin this heat don cause now,En!Before una begin hear say na Makurdi heat finish my life,make I kukuma carry my mattress follow body go sleep beside river Benue now now.Cha!And this yeye officer dey tell me say this is just d beginning of Makurdi heat.Ok o. Make una clear road I wan pass o, River Benue ya! I never ready to die! lol
NYSC / Re: A Question For Batch A15 Stream 2 by Rhebekah(f): 9:31pm On Dec 16, 2015
I currently serve in Benue state and I received double allowances this month.May allowace,strictly indicated on my acct and November allowance.

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Politics / Re: Fashola Begs Nigerians To Accept Hike In Electricity Bill by Rhebekah(f): 11:19pm On Dec 15, 2015
dunkem21:
My question is .. " If the govt had said this same thing a year ago, what would have been your reaction, Fashola ..and the reactions of Lai Mohammed and El-Rufai


..What goes around ..

Comes around.
Religion / Re: 10 Things The Holy Book Teaches About Fornication by Rhebekah(f): 11:32am On Dec 13, 2015
jaymejate:
Nice one. But this kind thing no de reach front page.
NL mods are demonic. Frankly speaking
lol
NYSC / Re: An Open Letter To The Director-general, Nysc by Rhebekah(f): 9:39am On Jun 30, 2015
It got to a stage in camp that I felt like going bk home!Imagine graduates being called "white fowls, babalawo,mami water etc"in camp!

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Do You Think About Ladies on period??? by Rhebekah(f): 10:53am On May 23, 2015
afanide:
I bath 2geda with my boo even when she's menstrating, i hug her at night and we sleep off, i go get her 'Always Altra' myself.

I boil water and prepare Lipton for her, we go out 2geda, i even sit aand watch her burn the used Pads.

YES! I do all that for the Lady i Love.

I dont see any big deal in that.

My fellow Guys, the ealier to start doing all this, the better for you because you will definitely encounter such moments in life. Unless u're not planning about gettin married.

your babe must be lucky

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Benue Batch A Stream 2 Prospective Corpers by Rhebekah(f): 9:52am On May 21, 2015
June 2,stream 2!By Gods Grace
Celebrities / Re: Ladies Post Your No-makeup Selfie. by Rhebekah(f): 8:21am On May 16, 2015
I dey here too

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Celebrities / Re: Ladies Post Your No-makeup Selfie. by Rhebekah(f): 8:19am On May 16, 2015
meet too!

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NYSC / Re: Sad:-Corpers In Benue Camp Cry Out –No Accomodation, No Food And Zero Welfare by Rhebekah(f): 7:10pm On May 07, 2015
same here!chai!I suffer no be small!
NYSC / Re: Benue State A'15 Let's Meet Here by Rhebekah(f): 11:44pm On May 02, 2015
do u still need to go to sch to collect call up after d online printing of d call up letter? I just got a message from sch to come for original call up letter
NYSC / Re: Benue State A'15 Let's Meet Here by Rhebekah(f): 9:10pm On Apr 29, 2015
Benue ooo!Hmn!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Benue by Rhebekah(f): 4:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
thanks so much@ Bimofalad
NYSC / Re: Nysc Benue by Rhebekah(f): 3:56pm On Apr 29, 2015
I'm posted to benue
NYSC / Re: how to view your call up letter on your phone by Rhebekah(f): 11:58pm On Apr 19, 2015
very very helpful
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A Mobilization Status/notification by Rhebekah(f): 10:40pm On Apr 16, 2015
Thanks so much for the info
Fashion / Re: Ladies Checkout This Latest Cute And Sexy Hairstyle by Rhebekah(f): 11:09pm On Apr 06, 2015
By their fruit ur shall know them!If these pictures are real then,opin aye ti de.
Romance / Re: Shameful Habits Ladies Possess That Will Make Their Boyfriend Dump Them by Rhebekah(f): 7:51pm On Apr 05, 2015
Hmmmmmn!u are right @op but I never fall into any of the above category ladies.
Family / What Can You Say About Parents Disowning Their Children...... by Rhebekah(f): 9:56pm On Apr 02, 2015
What can you say about parents disowning their children because they never marry from their religion?
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Buhari Receiving Congratulatory Call From Jonathan by Rhebekah(f): 8:08pm On Mar 31, 2015
where are d #Team Gej?# tongue

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