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Jokes EtcRe: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:17pm On Aug 03, 2015
D1ckrider. Redoil, Pussygotlips, fuckmelord, sonofanimal, boiledplantain, garrix,
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why A Call-Girl Can Never Equate A Loving Girlfriend by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:43am On Aug 03, 2015
OP u mean those gals dt make calls and sell recharge cardshuh
RomanceRe: Describe Your Ex Using Only A Movie Title by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:35am On Aug 03, 2015
Keziah! Another name 4 dt chic is Alan shearer, doro sharer, a very cheerful giver
FamilyRe: 5 Tricks Nigerian Women Use To "Trap Men Into Marriage" by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:53pm On Aug 01, 2015
[quote author=tensazangetsu post=36508764][/quote]its a free world tho, bt believe me women r more in population than men.
FamilyRe: 5 Tricks Nigerian Women Use To "Trap Men Into Marriage" by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:33pm On Aug 01, 2015
Aitee1:
Sorry I don't belong to the desperado crew, I know my onions!!!
that's ver nice, gud 2 hear that
FamilyRe: 5 Tricks Nigerian Women Use To "Trap Men Into Marriage" by Rhesusmonkey(m): 7:15pm On Aug 01, 2015
Aitee1:
Marriage fire...with the rate of moral decadence wey the husband material wan come from huh

People that are not worth to be husbands are complaining angry
babe 4get abt d moral decadence of a stuff, its been dia since d time of sodem n gomorah. There are gud guys out dia who wud make gud husbands, gals always make d headlines cos dey r always under pressure 2 get married b4 certain age( naija ladies mentality) hence they can go 2 any length of pretence jst 2 get hooked up 4 marriage. beta u grab ur copy now and hold it tight cos currently, the ratio of males 2 females is 1:5
FamilyRe: 5 Tricks Nigerian Women Use To "Trap Men Into Marriage" by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:58pm On Aug 01, 2015
Aitee1:
Iffa hear...nso ke adodo, ndö ado ke ikö huh




undecided undecided undecided
calabar galhuh Them go use dogmeat and d latest bedmatics format 2 trap u into marriage. Runs like thief out of thread.
RomanceRe: This Is What True Love Looks Like by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:18pm On Aug 01, 2015
Gurgle:
lipsrsealed yeah there is something vaguely sexual about melted cheese huh huh don't know if that adds the appeal of pizza
hmm..tel me something I luv 2 hear, my 2 ears are already standing 4 u
RomanceRe: See How This Lady I Travelled for dissappointed me by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:05am On Aug 01, 2015
Buharifan:
Hello,

There is a lady I got her number through 'truecaller number search' about a year ago. Incidentally, we happened to be from the same state. Based on my conversation with her I can deduced that she is religious and intelligent. She is a University student. She even happened to know one of my sisters in her class.

I made an attempt to see her when I visit home last year. She refused to see me, instead called me to thank God for journey mercy back to my state of residence. From there, I stopped calling her because me I want a serious relationship but she seems not serious. So I called off the r/ship. After about 6 months she sent me greetings on whatsapp which I accepted, and restarted the talking and the chatting.
This week she came to one neighbouring state for a wedding, and I offered to visit her which she accepted. I travelled to the state ysterday to see her. on reaching there, I called her around 5:30pm she gave the venue I can meet her but she said after sunset lets meet. After sunset, I called she said she has left the venue, I asked her to tell me where she is now, she declined. It is story upon story. She refused to pick my calls later. I decided to return to my state that night and got hone around 12:30am.

What surprise me is this is somebody I see as religious but ending up decieving me. It is a lesson.

RomanceRe: Top 20 GOODLOOKING Guys Of Romanceland 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:43am On Aug 01, 2015
Gurgle:
Why don't you tell them to add you to the list

there's 1 space left
lol, add my name when they start giving out money to the names on the list. Didn't even bother 2 check out d list, jst counted d pages and made my comment.
RomanceRe: Top 20 GOODLOOKING Guys Of Romanceland 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:34am On Aug 01, 2015
This thread made 14 pages under 4 hours without even smelling FP yet, ok kontinu bt dia is god oo
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:14am On Jul 31, 2015
BlackGirlLost:
Everyone looks dashing!
nawa oo , short of words bt...........................................................u luke cute!
RomanceRe: Desperate For A Husband. by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:53am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Apologies, I shouldn't have lose my temper

You were the 3rd person to say that and it was starting to irritate me. If you check that sonofanimal guys comment you'll understand what I mean

But yeah Im sorry
no probs ma'am, I was jst joking wif u, am sorry too 4 being among the unlucky guys dt made u lose ur temper.
RomanceRe: Desperate For A Husband. by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:44am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Me and you must split that 14 years

Why cant I compliment somebody without people making stup!id comments

If you are insecure about your sexuality, I am not
easy ma'am, just neede 2 b sure its nt something that wud lead to 14yr stuff, also u gats work on thy sense of humour, no beefing. cheers.
RomanceRe: Desperate For A Husband. by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:33am On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Corrected* You look beautiful in your profile picture

cc: tunnamania11
14years go just dey hungry som pple.
PhonesRe: Unbelievable!! Try This Wifi Code Quickly And Browse For Free B4 Its Nullified by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:24pm On Jul 30, 2015
Op ur left ear there, see speed wey I use open thread jst 2 see dis wifi code. I finally solved the sh1t tho.
CelebritiesRe: Buhari's Photographer, Bayo Omoboriowo And Fiancee (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:27pm On Jul 30, 2015
julietchic:
The girl no fn
I swear she fine pass u, no beef her at all, but 2 prove me wrong u knw d drill, pix or adobilivit.
CelebritiesRe: Buhari's Photographer, Bayo Omoboriowo And Fiancee (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 5:21pm On Jul 30, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Ok
hw r u ma'am, I sent u a pm, stil waiting 4 ur reply
RomanceRe: Only On Nairaland: Ugly Girls Have More'likes' Than Handsome Guys. by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:16am On Jul 30, 2015
prettyjo:
then go and make yourself more ugly
I chose 2 giv u like cos u r beautiful,
RomanceRe: Only On Nairaland: Ugly Girls Have More'likes' Than Handsome Guys. by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:12am On Jul 30, 2015
DAVIYJONESS:
Whenever I check girls dp even ugly girls using make up to support their ministry have more likes than some handsome guys.

Even some ugly moderators
lol, not only on nairaland, even on facebook, but then beauty they say lies in the eye of the beholder.
RomanceRe: Loosing Your Virginity: Was It FUN, BAD, SWEET? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 3:42pm On Jul 29, 2015
Spicylate:
If I had come to mark the registry that would have been good. But nope, I came to deliver my quota and it's still being debated. Anyways, you are still free to pass. Thanks
you r welcum ma'am, no beefing.
RomanceRe: Loosing Your Virginity: Was It FUN, BAD, SWEET? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:11pm On Jul 29, 2015
whitewitch:
LOL yeah and u mentioned chambers, so i thought so
lol, bros she meant bedroom chambers, why u com dey fall hands na, no dey dull d gal spirit abeg.
RomanceRe: Loosing Your Virginity: Was It FUN, BAD, SWEET? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:03pm On Jul 29, 2015
Spicylate:
To be very candid, I owe you not the explanation. This topic I discuss not. Sorry
yea we knw bt why did u bother opening the thread in d first place, ok we have noticed ur presence, nxt person pls.
PoliticsRe: Inside Obama’s Official Car by Rhesusmonkey(m): 6:48pm On Jul 27, 2015
Ok, fine
RomanceRe: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by Rhesusmonkey(m):
Expect a counter thread soon that goes thus: guys, please stop demanding sex from us
Foreign AffairsRe: Content Removed by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:07pm On Jul 24, 2015
Adenugay:
Hmmmm, thanks for the advice
sorry 4 interrupting ur speed tho
Foreign AffairsRe: Content Removed by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:00pm On Jul 24, 2015
Adenugay:
Sent you a nairaland request
lol, bro abeg take am easy with d chic na, u gats reduce ur speed, na real gear 5 u use dey pursue the chic, and btw not all that glitters are gold....cheers
RomanceRe: PHOTO : guys is this resistible? ( MEN ONLY) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:25pm On Jul 24, 2015
I only see a rangeover sport and give it 2 me and I won't say no.

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