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Ugly tinz everywhere you go,

Hehehehe, lemme jump and pass this one b4 dem go say I talk something

Lemme think first

Turn on: ebony black complexion( nt dirty black),
orange shaped boobs( I hate banana shape cos dey sag easily),
I luv gals on well maintained low cut hair style( I dnt knw why), intellectual soundness, straight legs,
I luv gals who dnt form.

Turn off:
Michellin tyre shaped stomach( naija gals dey top chart here).
Excess n shouty make up,(most of dem end up turning themselves to masquerade)
I hate dem when dey have fish brain
Excessively fair
Small/brief/full stop shaped boobs

Lemme stop here for now cos I knw nobody has it all

I can't agree more with the 3rd point in the 'don'ts category'. One year friendship with a guy is better than 20yrs friendship with a woman and am yet 2 see this proven wrong

mizquote:
I disagree with some.

which of them do u disagree with

teegurl11:
Abia stream 2 Tasued.. 08165233380

HBD 2 u

Nigerian Millitary?? Not at all, pls try d person next door

Probably cos am not done being a player, or shud I say am used to playa playa kind of life, making it hard 2 kip a gal, and I think I nid God's help. pls don't gerrit twisted!

Something 2 ponder on

My 2 cents

montezz:
lol....all these analysis to advertise d real zippy z quite incredible! it shouldnt bother u sinx its an alternative to d fleshy rod. can't use it everytime u knw,bt it'l b great to v something like dat....atlst u guys shakara go reduce.

hahahaha, I see and btw sleep neva dey catch u,

montezz:
i will prefer d robot for durable and reliable service....i wont av to change it unlike boyfriends.

lol, bt u gats be changing d ba3, den maintenance probably outside d country. Then imagin say nepa take light or ba3 went flat in d heat of d action, lol, infact hw d robot wan take kiss u sef, so many disadvantages sef, and finally u luk cute 4 a machine 2 be drilling ur borehole.

montezz:
see as guys dey vex....lmao!. me go kuku buy.
*singing*if ur boyfriend no dey do u well.....in iyanya's voice

babe y nt change boyfriend if urs is malfunctioning, abi u be calabar gal cos na only dem nid dis kind of robot

Jollyjoy:
Long hiss...






Mtheeeeeeeeeew.

madam I dey suspect dis ur long hiss, u be lesbian? Atleast u fine 2 deserve 14yrs behind bars

VenusBetty:
some bra actually cost 12k

sweery, will d bra add additional booobs to dia chest? Pls enlighten me more

MarvellousGod:
In terms of renumeration, these banks may beat Fidelity but here other factors were considered. ...

reMuNeration. No harm intended, jst thank me later, maybe with a kiss.

Lemme checkout the meaning of d word crush in ma dictionary, am coming bak 2 comment

Woman: Papa nkechi, U must complete 4th round b4 u leave this houz 2day
Man: mama nkechi u wan kil me?? Infact i give up!

Pamberry:
Man utd is winning this.

man utd is d right club 4 fine babes like u, worwor n agbero like babes knw wia dey belong.....I no call anybody

bomasek:
U dey wear padded bra to help ya ministry

lol, broda thine eyes seeth in spirit n in secret, guy u badttt

Stil thinking

Where is Jega when u nid him most 2 conduct a free a fair election,

Gentlesniper:
oga, I seriously doubt this your pix but all the same whats d relationship btw ur frnd n dis pix, which arm of d millitary is ur frnd n wats his rank, did he tel u wat led 2 d punishment n where exactly did this happen? This is a public forum and you dont just post whatever u see even when you aren't sure of it so that you won't mislead people. To also correct an impression, this can never be a punishment for AWOL of whatsoever rank. I comment my reserve for now.

bros abeg y all dis questions, jst asking sha cos I dey luk u som hw.

misspicy:
Dont generalize op,i af seen some nigerian men do all the listed and more

story story, see wetin 2much Telemundo n Zee world dey cause, I think below is how a marriage shud b btw husband n wife, lol.....bt on a serious note naija men nt doing all dose sh1ts above doesn't mean dt dey aren't caring romantic enuf

Lol, I will sue d church

sonofananimal1:
NAIRALAND MOST HATED GUY

when and hw did u contest 4 dt post?? Or shud I say who awarded u that?