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 Romance › Re: Don’t Have Sex With Him Till You Consider These 3 Important Things by Rhesusmonkey(m): 3:36pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Abbykem:pls translate, tnx |
| Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Relationship by Rhesusmonkey(m): 3:34pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Suigeneris93:lol, I see. a virgin guy @ 32 is a disaster awaiting. 2 hapun cos his thing wil be a potential missile launcher |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Have Sex With Him Till You Consider These 3 Important Things by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:47pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Abbykem:nothing dt concerns u, jst chatting wit iffa 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:16pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
blesseddivah:. I think am tall enuf 4 u then, atleast I am slightly above 4 ft and I am awesome too. |
| Romance › Re: Why Short Men Have Fewer Lovers by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:14pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Get moni, mayb a little fame, den u 4get d rest, bitches wil b flocking arnd like flies. U tink say u fit count hw many lovers wey aki n pawpaw get abi 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Is It Okay For A Man To Cry In Front Of His Woman? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:01pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
For me its a taboo to cry nt 2 talk of crying in front of a lady, I rather smoke sk in her presence than cry in her presence 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Snoring Partner: What Would You Do? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:00pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
If u really n sincerely luv ur partner, den I dnt think u wil break up wit him/her cos of snoring, so u gats learn 2 live wit it, probably u trying 2 slp earlier than him |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Have Sex With Him Till You Consider These 3 Important Things by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:51pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Nice write up, bt lemme check my calendar to make sure we are in 2015 and not 1915... All dis end time chics be like " op goan tel dt 2 d marines" 11 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Relationship by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:36pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
@ op, u r 32 and still in dis kind of relationship which I tink is probably ur first, bro trust me d earlier u jump out of dis titanic, d beta 4 u, u met wit her 3 times in 3yrs and u call dt a relationship? D lord is ur strength bro |
| Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Relationship by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:33pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy:why sayest thou so, I mean wats wrong wit u marrying a 32yr old virgin? Tot every lady's dream is 2 marry a God fearing man, |
| Romance › Re: Things Ladies Don't Know About Guys. by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:48am On Dec 19, 2015 |
Abeg tell me abt tinz I dnt knw abt ladies, anyways am xpecting a counter thread soon 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Some Ladies Don't' Shave Their Pussy. by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:06am On Dec 19, 2015 |
End time shave |
| Romance › Re: I Am Interested In U Carolyner by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:20pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Na so one guy 4 nairaland take go mad exactly dis tym last year |
| Travel › Re: Derailed Train At Iju Station Today (photo) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:15pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Where is d train cos all I see is a forty feet container close 2 a railway |
| Romance › Re: This Picture Will Change Your Perception About Love by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:09pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Lucialovely:I like ur watch... |
| Romance › Re: DEAR LADIES: Come And See What Is Called Love by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:57pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Yea dts true luv bt in nigeria, tinz like dis happens only in nollywood movies 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Men Stare At My Chest? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:35pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
mamagee3:trust me u can do beta dan dis, @ dis ur age, u stil display traits of someone with fish brain, and btw ur luks doesn't concur with d kind of threads u open, u luk decent n matured 4 such threads. No harm intended ma'am |
| Nairaland General › Re: Romancelanders, Is Dis An End-time Job Or Shud I Accept It by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:07pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Massaging a lady is no biggie (infact u suppose even do am free of charge), bt wen it gat 2 do with massaging a man, den dts called End Time Massage 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Urgent Opinion And Advice Needed!!! by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:02pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Gal frnd: she wil stay @ d back, den my hommie @ d front, Wife: she wil stay @ d front with me, den my hommie go chill 4 bak, after all wat God has joined 2geda, make nobody com between. |
| Romance › Re: Is It Really Possible To Be In Love With Two People At Once? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:53pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
If it wia 2 be dose days wen luv was stil blind, it wud av bin impossible, bt now wey luv dn tear eye reach ear, a gal fit even luv 10 guys at d same time after all u dnt put ur eggs in one basket, ask any naija babe |
| Romance › Re: Some Girls Have No Chill, This Is Wickedness! by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:46pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
VampireeM:see as u dey laff like vampire |
| Romance › Re: How Long Do You Date Before You Allow Or Ask For Sex? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:11pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
SexyCeline:very honest comment. The op reminds me of the 90 day rule in d muvie "Think like a man" 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: If You Were The One, What Would You Do To This Girl? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 10:01pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Maga jst paid wella, your only consolation price is to try n bang d devil out of her life, dts if she isn't ur chic. Bt its possible she might av gotten d moni bt won't like 2 miss a free cash 4rm u. Jst ask her wks after if she later did d exam, if yes ask 4 the certificate bt in a polite way. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: This Post Goes To Our Ex's Who Left Us In Order To Get Married In 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(m): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Harbigail:yea, I did bt then sometimes sh*t happens, so a nigga gats muv on 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: This Post Goes To Our Ex's Who Left Us In Order To Get Married In 2015 by Rhesusmonkey(m): 8:12am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Harbigail:hmm.....u r sounding like my Ex, hope u aren't her, I miss her tho |
| Romance › Re: Dear Suitor's With The PM'S, A Chance To Date Me If You Consider This by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:56pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
FestacGirl:very simple 4 me to do depending on u , bt I jst hope that u won't end up coming 2 shiloh 2030 for prayers cos by then u go dn reach menopause. Niggas no get time now cos we are already in the End Time. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Dear Suitor's With The PM'S, A Chance To Date Me If You Consider This by Rhesusmonkey(m): 1:53pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
FestacGirl: |
| Romance › Re: So Why Did You Break Up With Your Ex?(reasons)how Did You Do It? by Rhesusmonkey(m): 12:10am On Dec 12, 2015 |
I had 2 break up with her cos its almost xmas, by january ending we will resume where we stopped. |
| Romance › Re: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In The History Of Nairaland by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:58pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
midehi2:2nd bush meat caught, Op readjust ur trap 2 catch more |
| Romance › Re: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In The History Of Nairaland by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:57pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Adaure4ever:hmm, one bush meat caught, more loading. |
| Romance › Re: Beautiful Ladies Of Nairaland...upload Your Pictures (please Don't Fake) by Rhesusmonkey(m): 11:46pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Medunah:but atleast u can start by uploading urs, the holy spirit tells me u are a beautiful gal 1 Like |
