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ogbenimax007:
Bros I stay in Sango otta if u are close to this location I can get u agumu pelorie

Duru009:
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- Take one tablet 30min before sexx. You will last Upto 30mins to 1hr for 1st round. You will do as many rounds as you want.

- It will clean your sperm by making it thick/fertile

-It makes your penis bigger and turgid for action anytime.

-Just one tablet can last upto two weeks in your system.

- This drug is purely herbal without side effect . it will make you stronger and increase your libido constantly.

- lt ensures constant flow of blood to your penis. thereby making it turgid and strong whenever you want to have Sexx.

-lt contains 8 tablet in the sachet.
If you want to make your spouse, wife or girlfriend happy. *"This is the final bus-stop"* . A trial will certainly convince you. This Chinese drug has been existence for the past 20yrs.

- I beg ladies here to recommend this good herbal drug for their men.
It will make you happy.

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FunmyKemmy:
Great thread. I am proud to be a Social worker.

SaintHilary:
Honest truth, It's not just for him even tho it's painful to watch him leave.

NwaAmaikpe >> Mmanabbygrills >> Slowomir >> hv been through far worse for Nairalanders hand. You can't have 100% sane individuals in a Church, talk more of a faceless forum. It's just sad he had to deactivate totally

Siri play me Time Flies by Burna Boy

SaintHilary:
Honest truth, It's not just for him even tho it's painful to watch him leave.

NwaAmaikpe >> Mmanabbygrills >> Slowomir >> hv been through far worse for Nairalanders hand. You can't have 100% sane individuals in a Church, talk more of a faceless forum. It's just sad he had to deactivate totally

Siri play me Time Flies by Burna Boy

Stricklybidness:
Currently in abuja and in need of a job...will appreciate if any of you could help a brother.
I have experience in logistics and procurement...I have also worked with NGOs....you can reach me on 07061221512..God bless you all...

law001:
My guess is either your family is in Abuja or you are very comfortable here if not, you will see the motivation immediately your host you are squatting with start giving you attitude.

My advice, leave your comfort zone now... be swift about it. If you are a graduate and have served, time is far spent.

And my motivation is, I have a family to support... I lost my dad late last year and I'm taking responsibility of contributing my quota to the well being of my family back home, at least before I get married... it's a personal task.

You don't need to lose your dad before you get motivated.

Please brother, do something before something do you.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, I CAN SEND YOU A COPY OF A WELL DESIGNED AND ATTRACTIVE CV.. FREE OF CHARGE.

My joy is that every young man/woman should take up responsibility.

Kreptic:
Visit the nearest branch of MFM and preferably the Headquarters in your state and demand to see the deliverance minister.. To me i will suggest direct ministration which is personal deliverance where the minister lay hands on you and speak/pray through your left ears.



Few years back I slept with a girl, and that was what I found out. Moving objects and when I ask
her she said I should meet my village people, not her fault.

A minister prayed for me for 3 days in MFM , I felt a sharp pain and weakness over my body and afterwards when I read psalms or sing praises an odourless gas flows out of my mouth or bottom, when I stop this gas stops. This occurrence lasted for 2 months before I got my self.

This life is a mistry it self and bigger than what we see or know.

Note real minister of God will never ask you of money. This is my experience. They will tell u to just appreciate what God has done for you if you feel like

Ever since then I never allowed any girl close to me till I married. I became close to God. When I see unmarried people talk about girlfriend/boyfriend, sex etc know that this a media of destruction whereby anyone that hates you or your family will use to destroy such a one.

Very soon I will write my whole experience on nairaland here and how God delivered me

Dandilion:
Had a tutor.

ChildofFavor:
Please house, I need assistance on how this certificate evaluation works.

I am using a traveling agent because I don't really know how things work, I am new to this traveling things.

He asked me to pay #300 Canadian dollars for certificate evaluation. Now he sent me an address to go to my school and request them to send my transcript to the address. I was thinking that the money I paid covers WES to email the school and get response.

Please house, clear me on this. Thanks

calculator123:
So I was at NIS Ikoyi office today for fresh passport enrollment. I received a text message and an email from them since Monday to go for the enrollment but my interview was slated for tommorow being Friday.

I got there around 7:35 AM pretty early, I saw crowd just at the entrance. I walked up to an immigration officer wanting to know the opening time and where I can get the guarantor's form notarized. He told me they resume by 8 but the notary office is somewhere in IGBOSERE. I just smiled, thanked him, logged on to NL reading with the speed of light because I remember reading a comment that said we could get the the form notarized in the passport office. I found the comment and my conviction became stronger.

Lesson 1: not every immigration officer know what goes on in their office. Some are practically clueless.

As at 7:50 AM, I was having chitchat with one those touts at the gate and I asked him if he knew where the notary office was located. He looked at me obviously confused and asked who was running the process for me. I said I am doing it myself, do you have a problem with that? He looked angered and went into a 3 minutes "shalaye" of how you need someone who knows someone to run the parole for you and that if you do it yourself, your passport wouldn't be process and even if it gets processed, it would be lost in transit (whatever that means). I smiled baded him farewell and returned in time to listen to the officer calling out the number for those who were for the passport collection. The time was 7:57AM.

Lesson 2: whatever you do, ensure to do your due diligence because people are willing to pounce on your ignorance all for material gain.

After calling different actions from national ID enrollment, passport collection, I didn't hear fresh passport application. I walked up to one of the officers to ask, he said I would have to wait oh. So I chilled while observing everything happening around me. The level of "man-know-man" that goes on in our public offices can't be described but best experienced. At exactly 8:20 AM I didn't hear anything from them, with anger in my bones, I walked to one of the officers, showed him the SMS I got and he was apologetic about delaying me since. He quickly fixed me into one of the lines, got my temperature checked and I was inside. Knowing I hadn't notarized my form, I asked for directions and located the place but unfortunately, it was closed (this was what prompted my initial comment above). In the process of waiting, I saw a guy who came for the same purpose holding a white file with "32 page passport" boldly written on it with a marker. I asked where he got that file from and he said SERVICOM. I moved swiftly to SERVICOM, greeted the officer on duty and told him why I was there. He gave me a form, 4 pages to make photocopy. I went outside the office and did the photocopy for #50 per page. Went back in, filled the form accordingly and returned to the female officer he directed me to. She helped arrange the file and when she noticed I hadn't notarized the form, I quickly told her the office was locked. She picked her phone, made a call and told me the man in question is available and I that I should go ASAP before the queue becomes long. I went there, met a small crowd but with confidence, went to the front of the queue and said I was from officer **** since I had memorized her name from the name tag. I was attended to quickly (paid #500 for this service) and returned the notarized form to her, she took her time to arrange the documents and gave me a brown file (picture attached). She then told me to go to a office opposite hers and give to the officer on duty and I should always ask the next step after each officer had looked through the file (she was nice and very professional). Did as she as said and the woman pointed me towards the LONG ROOM. From one pit hole to another, I submitted and collected the file after certain things had been looked at. Just at the end of the LONG ROOM, the woman on duty asked me why I was processing it myself and not using an officer which happens to be the norm. I told her I love to do things myself . She smiled and returned my file to me. Knowing that was the last stage before the computer enrollment, I asked her if it was possible to get captured today. She said YES if I can find her something. I smiled and respectfully told her that I wouldn't because I was cash strapped. Looking at her name tag, I knew she came from my state and I used that as a way to get her talking after all (where am I rushing to?). We chitchatted about some random things before she asked if I was still interested in capturing today. A big YES, she then handed me over to one officer Y**** who ensured the capturing was done without those officers slotting their candidates in my front. At the end of the capturing, I was given a collection slip (picture attached) to check back in 2 weeks time. The officer who did the capturing was professional in his dealings and was nice in explaining somethings to me. I returned the file to SERVICOM.

Lesson 3: learn to find a point of connection with someone, it could open doors and make a seemly impossible task easy.

For the documents required for this process, please look at the picture attached.

I left there exactly 9:45 AM. Total time spent, 1 hour 45 minutes 33 seconds (don't ask me how I knew the seconds part). It was easy and straight forward, and I couldn't see the wisdom in paying more to a certain officer when you can actually do the whole process from start to finish yourself.

Online payment = #25,000
Bank charges = #1,000
Notary fee = #500
Photocopy = #200

Total amount spent = #26,700

That's it guys. I got value from this thread and this is me giving returning the value. Anyone who wants help on how to run the fresh passport application (IKOYI office only) can send an email to me (check my signature). I would be glad to help.


A big shout-out to SaintAY for answering my questions, you are the real MVP.

DO IT YOURSELF, MAKE NIGERIA GREAT AGAIN!

Cc Olalekank, UserReturn4321

Kestolove:
Goan marry

ednut1:
LANDING GIST - June 16 2020

The Canadian PR journey for me had been a long and emotional draining one. I had initially planned to leave Nigeria by December 2019 or January 2020 but PPR got delayed. Finally got the PPR and COPR in February and March respectively. Initial flight was supposed to be April 26 with Egypt air before Nigeria’s airport closure messed it all. Had the opportunity to withdraw my resignation but chose not to as my soul had left the work since 2018. I was hopeful the airports will be open soon, when I heard about the planned Ethiopia air evacuation flight in May I was like nah this is too expensive and drastic. Nigeria would open in June which turned out to be another dashed hope. I began to follow updates in an Ethiopian air chartered group for the next evacuation flight as my COPR expiry was June 24. The flight plan began to drag and I began to consider going through Lome or Cotonou after someone in our PPR mentioned it. Made some calls with people in Cotonou and those who came back from China through that route, also went to maza maza and was told sienna to Lome was 50k per person. Group members I chatted were skeptical about going by road and suggested we mail Airpeace for a Chartered flight to Togo. The admins(God bless them o) began to push and follow up on the plan while we praying and hopeful. While packing my bags there was an update that the flight air peace/ET for June 11 but cancelled due to logistics issues. A new date was announced being June 15, I was skeptic about the flight at this point and resolved to go the Cotonou or Lome way if another gobe happened again. Used a list shared in telegram post PPR group to have an idea what I could take along for the journey to Canada, applied for FRSC extract, bought a few food items that would last for 14 days isolation. Converted my Pof from dollars to naira as CAD/Naira was still looking stable. After paying for the flight I had to use my pensions to balance my POF just incase they asked at point of entry o.

D day came and I left home with my Dad and brother at about 4.30 am, we got to the airport 5.am and there was already traffic and a lot of people at the airport. The queue was a long one with people shunting and jumping queue, began to rain at some point but I didn’t care much, kin sha ti japa ni koko. Check in and immigration took ages but last last I got into the plane at about 10 am. Plane took off about an hour later and we got to Lome in less than 25 mins. Spent another 1 hour on the queue for boarding formalities and we were directed to the waiting area. I was able to figure out the wifi settings for the Lome airport and people around began to come ask for the settings when they say me making calls. At this point I was hungry and thirsty and I had to buy water $4 as I had no Naira on me. I also came along with fried meat and Ponmo lol which I finished at Lome airport. On boarding the plane, I noticed the inflight entertainment was blank enquired from one of the Ethiopian air hostesses and she confirmed it wouldn’t work. Journey took another 6 hours to Ethiopia, I sat next to a couple who just dey make marriage hungry me with their lovey lovey . The food was ok and I went with beef option. We got to Addis Ababa and went through two checks. I was like kilode na. We finally boarded the plane to Canada and the long journey commenced with same food options as before. As a tall person I had difficulties sleeping as I could not bend or adjust to the tight space. I was able to sleep for 2 hours and began to watch a movie on my laptop. We finally got to Dublin after about 8 hours. Roamed my line there to update my people and also the group about our journey. Roaming cost about 2000 naira for less than 10 mins. The final Journey to Canada took about 7 hours.

Due to all the cancellations and issues some were having with Air bnb I decided to land first before book. The first set of officers we met gave us forms for quarantine address and I was like mogbe. I quickly booked and paid for and Airbnb which got cancelled before I could leave the airport.
Submitted my customs form to immigration and went to the POE queue. The officer asked how much I had and I told him $56 with the rest being in account and pensions. Asked me for an address for PR card and that was it. I felt relieved when he signed the COPR (no welcome to Canada fa) as I had been on Canada matter since 2017. Tried to book another Airbnb but most of them declined due to my recent travel history. I informed a friend whose landlord does not allow visitors past one week. I was like how I wan do this thing like this as I would have to move during isolation and risk being fined. Later got an Airbnb host who turned out to be a Nigerian but by card refused to work this time around so my friend paid for me with his card. Converted my $56 at the airport (1.16 CAD to 1 USD -rip off) and took an airport taxi for 37 CAD to my air bnb address. I had severe back ache for 2 days. I have been using Instacart and skip the dishes for groceries and food. Used my Airbnb address for SIN registration online which I got about 9 days later my mails. The Canada isolation pamphlet apparently allows you to take a stroll, I have been out twice to a nearby park/river trail. Been applying for jobs, doing online courses, learning and relearning things online. Looking forward to a good life in Canada. Since I landed my Airbnb host and my mum’s friend in Edmonton has been disturbing me to know the process for express entry as they have siblings and relatives who have tried Canada many times without luck. To them I don’t know how lucky I am to have PR. For everyone with expired COPR see you guys soon, it will end in praise last last.

Written in June and posted in another group then

2Lynx:
Your aesthetic eloquence coupled with the you go back and forth in time.. Dey make your work make sense....

Niklausefred
Richdee

Intelligentdude:
Holistic approach to Job Search
1.) Join LinkedIn, if you aren't already on it. Follow recruiters, HR professionals, many of them post jobs almost daily. Engage with them, like and comment on their posts. Forget Facebook, Instagram and the rest for now. They won't help you. Also try to have at least 300 connections to make you seem credible. Post things (articles, pictures, etc) related to your industry.

2.) Make a list of at least 300 companies you'd like to work with. Find out the names and emails of the person hiring, e.g, The Hiring Manager, The Human Resources Manager, etc. If you can't find those, the CEO will do. People are more likely to respond to a ''Dear Mrs Kemi'' or "Hello Mr Dozie" than a "Dear Ma" or Hello Sir". Remember that LinkedIn you joined, it will come in handy here.

Send each one an email, stating whom you are, your qualifications, what you are bringing to the table, i.e, how you can help their company. Make it short! Busy executives don't have time to read long emails. Also make it about them, they don't want to read your life story. You can google job application cold email samples to get a clearer idea of what I mean.

3.) Don't wait till you're done with NYSC. . Start applying like three months before passing out. After NYSC, apply to a minimum of 30 jobs daily. Don't just apply randomly, that's how people are scammed. They apply to so many jobs that they don't know whether the one sending them message is one that they applied to. Know the exact type of job you are applying for..

For your Professional CV/Cover Letter and Linkedln Profile Optimization, Call/Whatsapp Intelligentdude : 08134657689 or send us a mail : careerswithintelligentdude@gmail.com

Goddys:
They shouldn't be suprised when they reincarnate to same African village where they think they have escaped. Take it from me, we all keep going and coming back to our root in this life or next life. There is no shortcut to life. Our best bet is to develop this country and make it better for us because we are going to reincarnate from any of our gene pool in the next life

Joy83:
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braindee:
No, I did not. Do you have foreign MSc opportunities for me? Preferrably with scholarship

Dremca:
Mali is far better oo, I will advise you to apply for their visa. There are so much opportunities there especially this period.

Dremca:
Mali is far better oo, I will advise you to apply for their visa. There are so much opportunities there especially this period.

Kiddogarcia:
yes,that's our area of specialty

Kiddogarcia:
Last last after one minute,they are done. Don't be like that bro indomie ooo,check my siggy

Righteousness89:
Not Everyone you see on the road is Normal!

Many people are bound in chains and Habits that they can't Explain..

Sometime ago a lady was put out here . She used bottle to insert in her private part right in the public..

Pls , if you see yourself Displaying or Having the urge for things you can't Explain or Understand, pls seek Genuine Servants of God for Prayers and Deliverance.. it's not Ordinary. It's not something to be ashamed of!

These are Perilous and Desprate times! There is no more time! The Host of hell know this and they are working tirelessly to get as much souls they can possess..

The Way of Escape is through JESUS. Not just Jesus in Mouth but being Conciously Soaked in Jesus Christ..