₦airaland Forum

once beaten twice shy but the more u cain a chic the more she go gbadun ur koboko

anus washer

lol some girls like decieving demselves

some of them will say na rape
others will say let me just see what u want to do
some say u made them drunk

some will say if ur name is obinna! remove my panties lemmie see if u no de fear face

but all the same they all want to get caned

i hate gonorrhea infected vaginas

most times u girls enjoy the sex and use rape as an excuse to guilty conscience!if all u did was to smile and say tochukwu stop it then am sorry to tell u but its not rape!!

you resemble one of those bush boys who just magically fall in love the first day u see a girl and then have nothin to tell her apart from boring her with i love u, i love u, i love u, i love u, i love you, i love u, i love u, i love u, i love you, i love u, i love u, i love u, i love you,

why is every one tryin to reap me off 5naira?

are u trying to ask me for sum naira with style?

tumfulu misses u

ok! na wind carry the money commot.can u give me an extra 5naira?

with richo all dreams are possible

na lie! u never give me my five naira 
u wan use am take ur chic go mr bigg?

bluntis u resemble pastor! pls deliver this fellow from his spirit of sodom and gomorah pls he needs deliverance

you resemble one of those bush boys who just magically fall in love the first day u see a girl and then have nothin to tell her apart from boring her with i love u, i luv u, i luv u, i love u, i luv you, i luv u, i luv u, i love u, i luv you, i luv u, i luv u, i love u, i luv you,

so wetin con concern us? enof chics no de balogun market ne?

bluntpis:
u need a wife, find one! a wife wnt come looking for you. " he that findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth favour from the Lord"

^{me too be bible scholar oh}

he dath does not work shalt not eat

^{so if he no get his lazy drone ass up and find a wife he no go chop puzzy}

overrated? so u dont really enjoy it?

i will give you the world by the dey

games like lying to me about ur sex?

which one! is it mai kuli kuli bus stop? ^{tell me sharp sharp before conductor remember say i neva pay}

corner a goat and u've got one hell of a mad animal

i cannot die for any girl oh!!!!

there was once a time a local stupid dog was charging at ma gurl and i jumped and chased its hungry feable ass away

^{she now thinks am her hero but in reality if the dog was a Rottweiler or pit bull she no go even see my shadow} hehe

serpents

niaja boys are not romantic! even the girls too! it was till i left naija i realized!
imagine for restaurant chic de give me hand to kiss, as she throw hand i ddnt even know what i was to do (like a bush man)
^{boys need to improve but even u girls u cant just fold ya arms and wait for "romantic" to possess ur guy its a 2way affair}

i'd steal a booklet of bill gates blank cheques