₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
...calm down son....u come to nairaland outta desparation to beg men for phone nomba & then u get upset & started cussin simply becuz we ignore u.....serrrriously...calm down or u will never makit in life..Real TALK (no ofeense)...

Nicolars:
Hmm hw true is diz story

parisbookaddict:
Mr muslim..keep off.. i am discussing with a mormon..or have u turned to one....

… Whatever

parisbookaddict:
Sorry but u are not the op.. if u are indeed a mormon.. please enlighten us, how did smith get his revelations

Through the biblical holy spirit of course

Twaci:


Hope i wasn't pursuing you with a broom?

Nahhhh sweetie! You were — in a Queen regalia — actually sitting right beside me while I was on my throne.

Alcatraz001:
Abi now my brother? These people don't know Nada! They are screwed both ways I tell ya.

Right on point sire.. I just hope they are ready to face what is about to befall them...

I'm loving this

Where is shymmex when you need him!!!

Alcatraz001:
I am preparing myself for the numerous law suits and studying hard. All Yoruba's should get ready to reap bountifully. Biafra is a must.

nedu666:
No joke, the south must be brought on board to achieve the desire of the north to rule for 16years, …secondly for buhari to be able to hand over to el rufai after 8years. knowing fully well the south west will not agree to this u need a one party state as in one major party and some mini parties to achieve presidency by consensus like abacha. With time the south will gradually wake up to the scheming the north started afte buhari victory.

yazach:
chai you did not inform us when become a pastor

virginboy1:
Pastor I am a Christian like you, just that this hell theory bothers me, my question is if one dies and goes to hell or heaven afterlife, where was that entity 1000 years ago. In other words, where were you 1000 yrs ago.
Thanks

Dayummmn!!! Who is a pastor

Demmzy15:
Mo ti satan lati ko ede yoruba timo timo!

It isn't 'Satan' it is 'setan' satan ko, devil ni... lmao.
Yoruba will say, "owo ree oja ree" i.e you pay before service
PS: I speak good hausa too in case you wish learn hausa language

Annunaki:
Kanuri? Hmmmmn! demmzy must have boko haram relatives that is if he is not even one of them.

Iya la yae, omo ale

Adufetohposh:
why do you have to remind me of ola-mummy's very sumptuous meal when I'm in far away Lagos

Her Amala is simply the best!!!

Sorry dearie ... AreeonaKakanfo brought back the memory last night. I haven't been there since I finished my Secondary school in '11.


I believe your Amala is better than hers, no?

lexiconkabir:
Lol, i'm still better than demm. zy15 sha, lmaoo kabaiyesi .

No mind that Chief, na Kanuri full his head

Demmzy15:
*commits suicide with tissue paper* Chai!!! This my Oba like money o,

Shè Olorì Iku-baba-yeye o ni jeún? bawo mi mio sheni feran owo?

Ogbeni Demola, se o setan lati ko ede yerroba abi o ko setan?

Demmzy15:
Hehehehhehehehe!!!!!! No probs, how much?!

Hmmmm, my ABJ chief, make me sef chop Abuja money small.. Pay 40k, I swear I will devote a whole week for the lecture. We'd start from 'A B D olówe'

How e go be now my chief? Make I PM u my acct number?