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Business › Re: by Risentouch(m): 6:07pm On Apr 20, 2021
AdeOri99:
I believe there must be a nearby express at your location, you can take your frustration towards there.

BTW, does the medium at which the card is being distributed even concern you? either digitally or with paper, is that not for your customers to decide? or where do you think banks and other digital platforms purchase the pin they vend.
it is better to remain mute if you know nothing?
I see you don't even know how to defend your fraudulent claims.
If I may ask you how is recharge pin same as vtu that bank is doing, but if your claim is vtu then you are a big time scammer because I don't need any payment to start it. Take for instance MTN; all I need do is to register the Sim I want to use and recharge with at least 5k and am good to go.

Once again "onye osi", if you are legit show us proof or screenshot, we don't need your too much grammar..
Business › Re: by Risentouch(m): 11:46am On Apr 20, 2021
AdeOri99:
Yes.
Minute, compared to derivable value.
I am giving you a guide on how to set up a business that cost millions to setup for free.
You may inquire on how much it takes to serve as a pin vending agent.
Oga shut up!
If I may ask, how many people are even buying paper recharge cards these days. I can't even remember when I bought it last. I think is getting to two years now am even trying to picture how that recharge cards look like again.
You want to eat 150k for just guide to make so I can make millions. ..... Onye osi
Business › Access Bank Moves To Acquire Bancabc Botswana by Risentouch(op): 7:00am On Apr 20, 2021
The Nigerian bank would buy just over 78% of BancABC Botswana for an undisclosed cash amount of about 1.13 times the book value plus a two-year deferred payment.




According to a memo published today, Access Bank, Nigeria’s largest lender, has agreed to buy a majority stake in African Banking Corporation of Botswana for cash, only a month after buying a South African bank.

Stagflation and dollar shortages in Nigeria have frustrated industries and shrunk the lending sector, prompting Access Bank to extend across the African continent. Atlas Mara said in a statement on Monday that the Nigerian bank would buy just over 78% of BancABC Botswana for an undisclosed cash amount of about 1.13 times the book value plus a two-year deferred payment.

Access Bank now has a presence in ten African countries thanks to the agreement with ABC Holdings, a local subsidiary of Atlas Mara, a London-listed company. It should be completed by the end of the second quarter.


Herbert Wigwe, the Chief Executive Officer of Access Group, told the public that the company is focused on growth. “We remain committed to a focused and deliberate expansion strategy in Africa, which we believe will generate solid, long-term returns,” the bank said.

According to Access Bank, BancABC is Botswana’s fifth-largest bank, with a strong retail loan portfolio and plans to expand into corporate and small-to-medium-sized business lending. Nigerian lenders have been looking for new ways to increase profits in the face of slowing domestic inflation, falling government bond yields, and an increase in restructured loans as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic.

In March, Access Bank paid $60 million for a majority stake in South Africa’s Grobank, making it the first Nigerian bank to enter the country. It has also recently signed agreements in Zambia and Mozambique. Access Bank is restructuring into a holding firm to drive its international growth with more than $16 billion in reserves and an emphasis on corporate and retail banking.


Source
https://nairametrics.com/2021/04/19/access-bank-moves-to-acquire-bancabc-botswana/

Romance › Re: How I Got To Know I Was Still Single. by Risentouch(m): 7:23am On Apr 18, 2021
[It still baffles me that some ladies after spending 4years in the university and 1year NYSC making it 5years the first thing that comes to your mind is marriage.
Do you study man in school?]
Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Marks Her 20th Traditional Marriage Anniversary (Photos) by Risentouch(m): 10:18am On Apr 16, 2021
This "BJ" is confusing me
Crime › Re: U.S Cop Fired For Pepper Spraying A Black US Army Lieutenant In Sickening Video by Risentouch(m): 10:56am On Apr 13, 2021
Good riddance to bad rubbish..

Meanwhile Rackstelli people how market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyEC3NUBurI[color=#770077][/color][b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Crime › Re: Abducted Ogun Doctor, Nurse Regain Freedom by Risentouch(m): 10:50am On Apr 13, 2021
Another cashout made...

Meanwhile Rackstelli people how market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyEC3NUBurI
Romance › Re: Bauchi Will Conduct Headcount Of Sex Workers - Hisbah by Risentouch(m): 10:49am On Apr 13, 2021
Misplaced priorities....

Meanwhile Rackstelli people how market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyEC3NUBurI
Celebrities › Re: Ashabi Ayantunde Is Dead (Photo) by Risentouch(m): 10:48am On Apr 13, 2021
Rackstelli people how market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyEC3NUBurI
Celebrities › Re: Peruzzi: How I Lost N400k Davido Sent Me For Dubai Trip To Taxi Driver by Risentouch(m): 10:46am On Apr 13, 2021
Rackstelli people how market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyEC3NUBurI
Romance › Re: She Sleeps Like A Kung Fu Fighter by Risentouch(m): 4:10pm On Apr 10, 2021
Use chain tire her before you sleep..
Celebrities › Wizkid - Essence Ft Tems by Risentouch(op): 11:09pm On Apr 09, 2021
Investment › Rackstelli People How Market by Risentouch(op): 10:12pm On Apr 08, 2021
Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Friends Who Have Parted Ways by Risentouch(m): 1:39pm On Apr 03, 2021
OP you forgot to tell us how Buhari and his promises parted ways
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Second Daughter Hailey Having Nice Time Together In US by Risentouch(m): 5:51pm On Mar 23, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
I won't say anything....
For all those thinking am gonna call him a frogged voice who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still dishes out dogg shitt to his fans

Gonna be disappointed....you all are gonna be disappointed...I am not gonna call him that...I will keep my cool today
Damn you wicked nairalander.
Why are you talking indirectly?
Odiegwu oo��
Travel › Re: Did Mungo Park Actually 'Discover' The River Niger? by Risentouch(m): 2:16pm On Mar 19, 2021
CandyOps:
That shii still sounds funny to me. No be only discover na Discovery Channel.

You come person village from Yankee say you discover their river. So all the people wey done de use am since na recover dem recover am. Ode mugoyor
Maybe na those people wey dey before been dey find river before he come discover where e dey
Properties › Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Risentouch(m): 12:50pm On Mar 15, 2021
RealGboy:
Woah. sorry for the delay guys .. and thank you all for the Love , I'm grateful ..



Episode 5/10




The Baba landlord replied " Ah she's in the other cell where women dey,them arrest her and Charles wife ".. .


When I heard that I was hurt and disappointed I told Baba landlord not to worry that everything will be fine. Landlord replied " Amen o but errh you never pack enter how you come take know my daughter ?..

I smiled foolishly thinking of what to say .." Erh Baba we go to the same sc....... ."

Before i could complete my sentence My friend pounced on me like the Dog and was trying to strangle me to death ...

" You dey mad Nonso . so with everything wey dey sup na woman matter concern you as you no get sense na me go kill you ..

As me and my friend wrestle each other both landlord and the others try to separate us.. until suddenly we heard gunshots ,

We immediately became quiet and scared , we couldn't see what was happening but it looks like a gun battle between the police and some thugs ..
Apparently the police men had arrested some thugs earlier and thier gang came to rescue them .

Before long the gunshots stopped and we could hear movement heading to our direction.

Next thing we heard the Cell door beside us opening and the voices of thugs praising and thanking thier fellow thugs for the rescue,.

.
We kept quiet until one thug said " How far those guys wey them dey the other cell ? make we free them abi make we kill them " .

Immediately Baba landlord heard " abi make we kill them " He gave out a poisonous loud fart that was immediately choking everyone .. We turned to him and gave him a disgusted look but no one uttered a word ,we just covered our nose .


"Never kill them yet , We go call Call chief first and we go ask am if him need human part ,if him no need then we waste them " ...


Hearing this Baba landlord fainted ,..the thugs opened our cell, saw landlord lying down and with one slap on the face he came back to life ,


Immediately Baba landlord came back to his senses he started pleading ,assuring them that he will pay any amount,we also joined in begging . But the thugs refused and warned us that if they hear any more word ,we will be shot dead . We obeyed ..



They then tied our hands and lead us to thier bus ..

Once we were settled inside the bus ,8 of us includiing fareedah and brother Charles wife. . They drove off ...


They kept driving for what seems like hours untill finally the bus stopped,they dragged us down,and I quickly glanced around and realized that we are in a thick forest , They instructed us to keep moving.

When we finally got to the top of an uncompletrd building inside the forest they asked us to sit and keep quiet adding that they will be back shortly. .

When we were alone , everyone begin to cry and pray.. Fareedah was crying the most .

Baba landlord too was sober ,he turned to brother Charles and told him " Charlesy I'm very sorry cos I have offended you "... Brother Charles answered back. " Ah baba landlord it's not ur fault it's my fault na me bring the Dog "...


Baba landlord replied " I'm not apologizing for the Dog , you see charles now that I'm sure I will die it is better to confess my sin ,

"Hey Baba landlord abi what is your name which sin you wan confess,,make we tok how we go comot for here na sin u dey tok .Brother Charles wife replied..

"Haba baby let baba confess even me too I get confession wey I wan confess for you when him tok e own finish ,Baba oya na we dey hear you '.. brother Charles answered.

Baba Landlord cleared his throat Nd continued " Erhh charles since you packed into my house 5 years ago I have been sleeping with your wife ".. your son chukwudi is actually my son....


Everyone screamed " Ahhhh baba Landlordiii".



Brother Charles fainted ....






Typing........
Chimoooo!
Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Acquires Additional 800MHZ Spectrum by Risentouch(m): 7:21am On Mar 13, 2021
Good for them
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Blasts Nnamdi Kanu: "Made In China Shekau" by Risentouch(m): 8:23pm On Feb 02, 2021
afube:
Aisha is suffering from selective amnesia, apparently she has not watched the video of Fulanis butchering her fellow woman somewhere in Igboland after an orgy of rape. Funnily I never heard her taking umbrage at the atrocities of these Sahelian savages. She has picked a fight which she will ultimately lose, Ipobians are versed in online warfare ,.....she has unwittingly subscribed to 1 month of social media attritional war with IPOB diehard e-warriors, Her reputation will never be the same again.
Wahala
Politics › Re: Oyo Farmers Flee As Herdsmen Attack Igangan Again by Risentouch(m): 3:27pm On Jan 31, 2021
OneTemplate:
Look at you. An absolutely pathetic and pained tribalist wanting to die on every Yoruba thread pushing an agenda of hate and mischief.

Guy, educate yourself to know what the Yorubas are. It is the FG saving Fulanis. What you don't understand is that the SW, by far more than others, learns lessons from every development.

For sure we are not Igbos who will spend 200 years shouting impotently about some mythical Biafra while hypocritically living in every corner of Fulani's azz.

No one can win against the Yoruba permanently in Nigeria today. 100% fact. Buhari won't be there forever so let Fulani hurry and become all they can now.

The pedestal they are being put on now is made of sand and will not stand. Did Igbos not go back to zero after GEJ left and is that not why Kanu and co began shouting Biafra non-stop?

Yorubas too will now also be aware of the danger of exposure to a powerful centre that may be hijacked by a malevolent force.

The consensus now will be that the centre is too powerful and must be weakened. Yorubas will certainly move to change that situation in power or out of it. We leave you Igbos to making noise and ridiculing yourselves as you are doing here.
So the VP is also Fulani abi?
Try and be reasonable to yourself first before facing the public..
Crime › If This Is Real Then There's Serious Trouble by Risentouch(op): 3:47pm On Jan 25, 2021
Who can confirm it please
Education › Will There Be JAMB Examination This Year? by Risentouch(op): 12:06pm On Jan 18, 2021
If there will be let us know with any useful information towards that...
Thanks
Education › Re: National Open University: 2021 CONVOCATION UPDATE by Risentouch(m): 11:26pm On Jan 11, 2021
When is the next admission starting?
Education › Re: Top 10 Most Notorious serial killers In The World. by Risentouch(m): 12:09pm On Jan 04, 2021
I didn't see Buhari in the list.
Nairaland General › Re: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do Perfectly Well by Risentouch(m): 9:31pm On Jan 01, 2021
Who taught men how to unhook bra or is it a natural talent?
Education › Re: See What A Newly Graduate Post On Social Media by Risentouch(m): 12:01pm On Dec 23, 2020
It thought it was a typo error from perhaps keyboard auto-suggest until I read the part she wrote "pearent" then I gave up
Education › My Question To Public University School Students by Risentouch(op): 11:57am On Dec 23, 2020
From lockdown to ASUU strike which has finally been called off today after 9 months.
As a student at home all these while.
1) What impact have this stay at home made to your life positively or negatively?
2) Do you think schooling is worth it again in Nigeria?
3) What have you been able to achieve and loose during these long period?
4) Lecturers said they are fighting for your good, how true do you feel this claim is?
5) What do you think will happen next because I heard that the strike was called off with condition (although am yet to confirm this) or should we take it that the news today as a scam?
6) Lastly, what is the hope of our tertiary institutions in the nearest future?
I need your candid opinions....
Phones › Re: FG Extends Deadline For NiN Registration by Risentouch(m): 8:26pm On Dec 21, 2020
With the deadline announcement, how do they know those with or without NIN, and if they truly know all these why then imposing it on us when they have a strong database
Education › Re: Universities To Reopen In January 2021 - Ngige by Risentouch(m): 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2020
It seems this man is fighting tirelessly to take over from Lai
Education › Re: People Who Made Pact With The Devil In History [photos] by Risentouch(m): 11:19am On Dec 21, 2020
How about the rumors we heard about Michael Jackson?
Nairaland General › Re: Which Addiction Would You Love To Leave In 2020? by Risentouch(m): 8:20am On Dec 21, 2020
Ninisun:
Pls don't make your wife suffer what she doesn't know of.
See you see erectile dysfunction.
STOP
What is this one saying?

Nairaland General › Re: Which Addiction Would You Love To Leave In 2020? by Risentouch(m): 6:27am On Dec 21, 2020
Mr. Mastur

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