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In OP's voice; "You can find true love in strange places"

THESE ARE THE TEN RIGHT PLACES TO LOOK FOR LOVE IN NIGERIA

1️⃣ SHRINE: As we all know how devil does his thing, you can't just come in his presence make some vows and escape it. So as you have found your LOML there it is till death do as apart.

2️⃣ BUSH: Just like our forefathers as you are a hunter or palm wine tapper and you meet a girl farming in the bush there's a likelihood that you too share some things in common at least you both are industrious and will make a happy home.

3️⃣ MOTOR PARK: There's an exception to this, I don't mean passengers. I am talking about agberos and hawkers, because those people are just being real and doing there business and no show offs. And you know we have both make and female agberos in the park these days. I know that's a very perfect place you can find love.

4️⃣ VILLAGE MARKET: This is another wonderful place. Everyone you meet there is busy hustle to make his/her ends meet. Just find your crush and start patronising his/her produce.

5️⃣ COURT: Yes, I said court. Everyday people keep submitting divorce letters to be separated from spouse. The reason I suggest this is because of the famous saying "you don't know the value of what you have until you loose it". You might get lucky and get that value someone lost.

6️⃣ ORPHANAGE: These goes mainly to those men who knows how to train a girl for years and sponsor her education til she graduates from the University. You can go make your choice now.

7️⃣ STADIUM: Let's use football as an example if you are a Chelsea fan and you meet another Chelsea fan of the opposite, the love and passion you both have for your club can joining you both forever.

8️⃣ BURIAL: Some of these people who knows how to cry very well at burials are nice people. Just observe him/her if it's worth marry him/her those kind of persons can be over caring.

9️⃣ GYM: A lot of people go to the gym these days to look fit and have a perfect shape, just be going there to know that very one that is working hard to gain the perfect shape once you notices it, please don't hesitate to make your advances.

1️⃣0️⃣ HOSPITAL; Those kind of persons that are good at donating kidney, liver, lungs, etc are few in this world. If you see one never miss the opportunity because they can as well donate their lives to you if need be...

I believe with this 10 points I been able to clear the argument....
Wishing you a smiley face while reading

Lilsameey:
,..I can't blame you, Nah poverty sense you dey use reason, Client message me for Fiverr, sey him wan do 3d animation of 20secs, he pay me $1200, I do am, him like am, give me better review, abeg shey nah yahoo be dat,....I don't need any money from any Nigerian, I no come nairaland come find money,..I am okay,..I am a millionaire not by scamming people,..I no wan do yahoo nah why I dey do freelancing,....All my childhood friends,..93% of them are fraudsters now.,..I no blame you,..Oyinbo wan do mobile app, you bill am $6000,...he pay you, you do am ,..him like am,..shey nah scam be that,...Bruh,..I no dey suffer,...I had one goal in my life,..to become a millionaire before 21,..but here I am today,..a millionaire at 19,..Bruh,..in few months time, I would be a multi-millionare,...Use your time and your sense wisely,...move with people older than you,..And you will know more about life,...Peace out.

Shey you dey motivate me ni?






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Sarrki is it really you posting this or your account has been hacked?

sarrki:
This cartoon by the great JOSSY AJIBOYE was printed in 1984 against failed promises by GMB.
What has changed in PMB 2021.

Anyways since the both bear the name "Chukwuma" i don't think I have much to say.
It's alright.

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From your opinion do you think it has anything to do with the rearrest of Nnamdi Kanu

Why is this thread on the jokes section?


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bazzyblings:
Answer my question oga

Can we talk private
This is my WhatsApp
08159007903

bazzyblings:
You want make I help u track you boo ?

Just answer me yes or no?

bazzyblings:
Don’t fall for it o . Even the phone number is not a registered number it’s a voip number . Meaning it’s not a real number ..

Are you a tracker?

Buhari still dey weep because of that May 31st sit at home.

And of recent he has been active for the fear of who his name cannot be mentioned..

Now he is galavanting up and down looking for who to commend for rejecting Biafra...

Why all the argument you guys should understand by now that these people find it difficult to address something with proper use of English.

To explain better, they are talking about "Ground Oil".

AceRoot:
As least, you do have to say which network that you're using to achieve this remarkable feat. Else, you all interested can go use, PUFFIN browser. It is on Google Playstore.

Am using glo network
And I opened with the Twitter app not a browser

Duru9:
You be lie

Your uncle na Liar Mohammed

loosecanon50:
What opened are the last visited sections of twitter. Reload your app and recieve sense

You are the one to receive sense.
I reloaded now

It seems they have unbanned Twitter because I opened without VPN and it opened and was running smoothly.

Please check yours and give me feedback

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Baba pay boys na.
We know say e no hard for you

Says by the same coward that obstructs movement of vehicles near government house once it is 6:30pm. Due to fear of attack.
The same bastard I saw moving with his patrol and was scared to on the siren.
I don't blame you, I blame Desmond Elliot

Ebube oke comes to mind

No be juju be that

Op you are a liar, this not Nigeria

Who wants to sell dogecoin

Who has dogecoin for sale?

Who has dogecoin for sale?

Lame post, this is an old video at his hometown before the military invasion

Dear nairalanders do you feel if Bukola Saraki is still Senate president by now he would move or support a motion for president Buhari's impeachment?
I am asking this judging from the battle they faced when the duo was still sitting over the executive and legislative affairs of Nigeria....

It pains me that my biometric and database is at the mercy of this extremist