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Pick my nose

Mad- NeYo

i miss my grandma

Most Nigerians come to shop not to stay. It's only visa free for American and British passport holders and some others but not Nigerians. Visit visa for Nigerian passport holders can be hard to get at times. Dubai is not the place to run to if you're running from the recession. Before the recession started the price of rent among other things was steadily going through the roof since like 4 or 5 years ago. They even put a ban on sharing flats and villas in Dubai. People are returning to their home countries from here because of the price hikes. Nonetheless it's a nice place to live or visit.

When I am here you are gone, when I am gone you are here. Nawa for this marriage. I want a divorce

The video is nice. The song is surprisingly ok as well.

WOW MC! Those are beautiful

ROFL! Nairaland is the funniest place ever.

Atiku's stepson Anthony was in my class when I was in St. Michael's. That boy used to roll up wads of money in his shoes which were usually the latest Jordans. When he liked a girl in class he would give them real gold! And we were only like 11 or 12. Every Christmas he gave EVERY single teacher in the school a gift. One year he gave them all $200 gift cards for Nordstrom. And he used to diss Nigeria so bad. That was what really pissed me off about him! Let me see if I can get a picture from the year book. He was actually a fine boy. rofl

MrCrackles:
Isnt Jim Iyke dat bug's bunny toothed vagabond who loves speaking in an american accent?

If he his the one and he got voted the sexiest, then Nolly-trash must be full of GOLUM's!

ROFL! U are crazy and Jim is a midget on top of all that

dayokanu:
@Brash, No worry me and Mukina fit die. Na like rice and stew.
make we go meet mama fix date for Nikah

RISIKATU, Na You and lagos boy oh

I go give u e-slap o! That's not my name

ROFL!!!! My name is Rizqah thank you very much. Only illiterates bear Risikatu

E wa wo kaferi yi to nsako! Your son will even bear Abdullah at the rate that you are going

We'll invite all Muslim Nairalanders and even the bashers so they can see the beauty of a Muslim union.

David! When you answer my questions 100% with out "sidestepping" I will do the same. For now I answer what I please just as you continue to.

Most Muslim converts do not marry more than one wife so I'm sure most of them don't change for this reason. And the stoning of the devil thing is not literal it's symbolic.

Washing with sand? Are you talking about tayamum? That is the symbolic ablution that is done when water is not available. Blah blah blah, You won't read everything anyway. All you'll do is criticize the things you want and ignore everything else.

David you are a truly tiring individual. Are you like that in real life

Ok lol. I'm back from the market. I've made preparations for the wedding. It's tomorrow morning

You can say whatever you want. The more you whine and complain about Islam the more curiosity you build in people around the world. Those curious people are finding out on their own what Islam really is and they are converting by the thousands. More people converted to Islam after 9-11. Every year 20,000 people convert to Islam in the US alone.Why? Because the people who spread hate made them wondered what is this Islam really about. They found out that it is not about violence, murder and rape. They found that if and when practiced correctly it gives women rights, tells us to have sympathy for others and encourages us to be civil. How many Muslims have you personally ever come across in real life that believe it's ok to kill innocent people? How many have you come across in real life that are married to children? How many have you come across that killed their sister because she refused a suitor? How many if any? Be honest. The bottom line is that the people who perpetuate these acts are one in a million. Few and far between. The absolute minority!

And David I just want to know why do you care to come on this board so much if you hate Islam? Do you think you will convert anyone here? Or do you just love to argue? Just asking.

MrCrackles:
M good love, hope u r too?!

Look Daffidi[b] Oshrekekabababababa [/b] dont deserve all the lectures, he his a stubborn goat with no regards for others!

I dey 

Speaking in tongues are you? ROFL!!! Serious sign of madness. It's sad they can't see that.

davidylan:
Several problems with your write up:

1. Islam is clearly arab culture and politics dressed up in the garb of religion. Ever wondered why you can only pray to allah in arabic and why no other language but arabic is accepted with him?

2. Christian crusades were a RESPONSE to islamic invasion of christian lands . . . enough of exploiting the crusades to score cheap points. If the swords of allah did not threaten to bring down Rome, occupy Spain, invade Jerusalem and lay siege at the gates of Vienna and France there would have been no crusades.

3. We only have a "choice" not to worship allah in predominantly christian nations. Try going to set up a small house fellowship in Saudi Arabia.

Ok and Christianity is paganism dressed up in the garb of monotheism . Ever wonder why you still bow down to statues, have images of your "lord and savior" and still make use of the "Christmas" tree. The reason we pray in Arabic is simply because the prayers were originally penned in Arabic and because Arabic,when translated may lose it's meaning. When I finish my prayers I make my supplications in English because I am more fluent in it. The point in keeping the Qur'an in Arabic is to ensure that it remains unchanged due to improper translation.

There is choice in Muslim lands to worship as one pleases. There are Christian schools and even Churches here. Several of them in fact. The Christian people here are allowed to worship Jesus as long as the don't go evangelising and knocking on doors like those lousy Jehovah's witnesses. By the way in case you didn't know there is a sizeable Jewish population in Yemen that are doing just fine and are not harassed by the Arab/Muslim Yemenis. JEWS!! And they have been there for ages. Muslims are generally very tolerant. Don't believe the hype!

Crackles! How now?

~~**Peace Love & Butterflies**~~

davidylan:
Actually we've done ours in peace for centuries without disturbing you arabians. It was you goons who got on horses and camels to islamize us at the point of death . . . it is you goons who constantly talk about one day forcing us all to submit to the will of the demon called allah . . . sorry its high time you followed your own claims.

Dafidi!!!! Not all Muslims are Arab. They only make up 20% of the Muslim population. Don't forget that the Christian crusades were not entirely peaceful either. Nobody ever tried to force you to submit to the will of the Allah. It's your choice to choose the truth over bull-honky. And please David let's be a civil here. No need to refer to Allah in such a dispicable manner. That's totally uncalled for. In as much as I don't believe Jesus is worthy of worship I would never refer to him in that manner.

~~**Peace Love & Butterflies**~~

mukina2:
Smart way to run away

Riskie answer na

lagos boy wants to know if you are married

Insha Allah

mukina2:
Lagos Boy

you see

Riskie
what do you have to say?

Allah knows best

Theblessed:
Everyone deserve the right to be treated like a human being.

Muslim women are being treated better than animals in Afghanistan. They are being denied education, forced into marriages they are not interested in, force to marry men and worse of all old men they are not in love with by their families and relatives. Why? Is marriage compulsory? As a result, these women are now committing suicide everyday to escape such hostal and brutal treatment by their so called families. The Holy Koran condemns this brutal behaviours - What are Moslems all over the world doing to stop these forced marriages and ill-treatment of women in such countries if they believe in the words of the Holy Koran?

Please don't give me excuses, I want facts.

1)No where is Qur'an does it say that women are to be denied an education. It is said that an ignorant woman will raise ignorant children, amongst these children are potential men. The Qur'an tells Muslims seek knowledge even if you have to go as far as China (China was perceived as being very far back then).

2)Yes, in Islam marriage is compulsory. In most religions it is. In religion in generally it is an institution that helps to avoid fornication and bastard children. In Islam a woman has the right to deny a suitor. If she doesn't like the man her parents suggested to her she can outrightly say 'no' and they are not supposed to punish her for it. Also in Islam there's no such thing as honor killing. Your not supposed to kill rape victims or a woman who refuses a suitor.


You are not acknowledging that while countries like Afghanistan, Iran and such are predominantly Muslim countries they also have their own culture. Many of these occurrences have cultural influences that have nothing to do with religion. Take for instance Pakistan. It is predominantly Muslim but there are Christians. These Christians also pick suitors for thier children and punish them for fornication and adultery in the same way their "Muslim" counterparts would because that is their culture.

In these countries many people both men and women are trying to reform systems that are affecting women and girls negatively. The problem is that the majority of people are too scared pf punishment to do anything at all. These cultures that are so old are hard to get rid off and will take time for sure. View it like one would view black magic in Africa. Most people know that it is BS but because of deep rooted cultural beliefs it it still being practiced but is gradually dying out.Rome wasn't built in a day.

Keep in mind that the media is nothing but the views of rich white people (mostly Jews). They show you what they want you to see, not the whole picture. This is not to deny that these things do happens but there is opposition and change will occur from there. When those changes are made trust that they will find something else to pick at.

By the way after living in the Mid East for 5 years the youngest married woman I came across was 16. That's about the age that the average young person starts their journey on serial fornication. Just sayin,

~~**Peace Love & Butterflies**~~

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loooool!!!!

Damn, these animals are reading Qur'an backwards.

Women all over planet Earth are staring at the screen envying Nigerian women because they can be huge, cow-like structures  and still have a happy married life 

The topic seems like it was simply taken from the common stereotype that Nigerian and other African guys LOVE fat, obese females. Maybe before but nowadays they seem to care about having fit woman just as men of other races do.

Anyway if the story is true don't risk diabetes, heart disease, stroke, osteoperosis, high blood pressure among many other health issues for a man who will marry another woman a month after something bad happens to you as a result of his fatty demands.

It's not entirely failed yet, but when that does happen I hope it has signed a DNR.

That was the most "retardedest" movie on the face of planet earth. The title alone is embarassing so you can imagine how bad the first 5 minutes was. That was as far I got with that lousy excuse for a movie.

Jim Iyke is sexy   We surely have flying pigs now

^^ How true