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Coogar, care to explain why Dyabman is striking a pose in front of your under-garments?

I don't know about y'all, but i hope Chelski get smashed like 5-0!

UCL qualifiers aren't as easy as they used to be cos UEFA changed the format, remember Arsenal had to negotiate two difficult games against Udinese last year, there's a good chance Spurs will bottle it(as usual)

As for Nasri, it's all good to poke fun at the Arsenal fans who abused him, but he shouldn't be talking about his ex-teammates like that, what a douche!

mbulela: I acknowledge your attempt at trolling.

I acknowledge you just learned the word "trolling" and were desperate to use it.

^^ You couldn't just type "Hulk", Nateevs Eduardo Perriera Dos Santos

dayokanu: ---------Neuer

--Lahm---Boateng--Tymoschuk--Contento

=====Schweini--Kroos

---------Muller

--Robben================Ribery

------------Gomez

This team is too attacking but thats the only option we have right now

Tymo, Contento and muller are the Sub for Badstuber, Gustavo and Alaba

Is Rafinha injured?

mbulela: My favourite person in football.
Comes across as a nice chap with a good head.

"He only knows how to cheat"

Diablo 1 changed my life. . .

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/DiabloIIIcover.jpg

I won't have time to play this though

4llerbuntu: when Alex Ferguson and coogar says Man City have bought the title pls note:

Cost of starting City team = £161m. Cost of starting United team = £169m. #MCFC #MUFC

Aguero - £38m, Tevez - £30m(?), Silva - £24m, Nasri - £24m, Yaya - £24m, Lescott - £22m etc.

I seriously doubt United's starting eleven cost more.

[size=15pt]Sir 4k-A-Lot Axed[/size]

Eccentric manager of Prolific Co[color=#000000]c[/color]k Blockerz Sir 4k-A-Lot has been put on gardening leave by ruthless owner Eville Murder Forker. The announcement was made on the club's official website soon after the conclusion of the final league game.

Winning the Head To Head League was not enough to save Sir 4k-A-Lot's job after failing to make it past the quarters of the play-offs, despite going in as heavy favorites, and falling too far behind in the race for the title last month.

Youth team manager Sun Of A Beach will take charge on an interim basis, though rumors are rife he will get the job permanently if Eville Murder Forker fails to tempt bookies' favorite Captain Amangala away from his current job at Ipukulu Marines following an impressive campaign.


Lukuluku Seeyansh,

FPL News

I heard Coquelin played ahead of Ramsey, Wenger finally saw the light when it mattered most

Lewandowski hat-trick. . . Final score: 5-2.

How marKATE?

4-1!!! Akpakpo part 5!!!

dayokanu: We have bigger fishes to fry next Saturday we cant be worrying about freaking Dortmund

"Freaking Dortmund" wey don dey thrash una for 5 games now?

^^^ No one has absolute knowledge, being unenlightened on this "particular"(apologies for not adding this earlier) subject is not a crime.

If you were enlightened you'd ask about the model of the console, the size of the hard-drive, what firmware it's on(if you intend to jailbreak it) etc, before making an offer, and judging by your offer you have absolutely no idea how much old/used games/consoles are worth, contrary to what you believe.

Torrrrr, Hummels!

Can't believe I'm missing this game

Josyrogers: Seriously though, you want 12 games and a console for 75000?? You can do better than that, man. Try again.

You should be thrilled someone(obviously unenlightened) is willing to pay that much for your model-less console and prehistoric games. . .

For starters, get a standard Cat5 or Cat6 network/LAN/ethernet cable(if you don't already have one), it's a dirt-cheap(basically one dollar) alternative to a wireless router(if you don't own/plan on getting one). What OS do you use?

Absolutely loved ME & ME2, started playing ME3 a few weeks ago, but i got bored and shelved it indefinitely!

*Ascension

Chelsea could've still finished 3rd mathematically, in fact i fancy two of Newcastle, Spurs and Arsenal to drop points this weekend. A bit daft "resting" players 10 days before the final if you ask me. Hard to believe Chelsea actually finished sixth.

As for Di Matteo, he's going to need better players next year if he get's the job. Good cup form has masked poor league form(worse than AVB's albeit under different circumstances).

duduspace: The problem most people had with Arteta was the opinion that he was a poor replacement for Cesc, if you ask me though he has a gritty side that fits the PL and he's a matured and intelligent player. He was the only one of our players who identified our problems with counter attacks and set out to do something about it but now he's out we've become susceptible to them all of a sudden. Benayoun and Arteta were seen as outsiders and not typical Arsene purchases but they've shown that we need such players who are not technically the best but make up for any little deficiencies in ability with concentration and very good work ethic while our young mavericks develop.
I've given my top 3 actually, I totally support your top 2 and dispute only the third. Koscielny IMO is currently our top defender as TV5 still has the occasional brain fart.

Dudu are you high? In the whole EPL only RvP and Berbatov(maybe one or two others) boast better technique than Yossi Benayoun. Arteta's technique/skill-set also comfortably shytes on 99% of the league. . . I ask again: Are you on crack-cocaine!!!

I even thunk you was talking about their age after the first line(though AW has been signing older players more) cos in terms of ability Benayoun and Arteta are the most typical Wenger signings of all time.

coogar: what's his last final?

You don't know? Or is this a trick question?

dayokanu: How many times has Van persie scored 20+ goals in a much longer time in the EPL

Thrice, despite being ravaged by injury and only playing as a center forward after Adebayor left(from 09/10[another 5-month injury season]).

P.S. Drogba and RvP joined the EPL the same year, where did you get the idea he has been in the EPL "much longer" than Drogba?

It's like y'all are having a contest to determine who can drop the most goofs per millisecond and I'm the butt of the joke, it's getting really embarrassing.

Ibime: Hey man, thats what happens when you have numerous successes. . . you lose count! Im sure even DD has lost count of the amount of times he's ruined the FA Cup and other big nights. Now please tell us how many times RVP has featured prominently on such occassions. . . forget all this diversionary tactics.

Fu[color=#000000]c[/color]k All Cup / Milk Cup are not "big nights". . . Competitions managers use to blood youngsters and give squad members a run-out cannot possibly be big nights, though being the diving, cheating, injury-feigning scum he is I'm sure Drogba was over the moon to score (offside) against Arsenal's reserves(Hoyte, Trore, Walcott, Aliadiere etc).

On the actual big night in Moscow, Didier bottled it. After getting serially-ra[color=#000000]p[/color]ed by Vidic all night Drogba had to resort to assaulting the big Serb. Maybe if he was still on the field Chelsea's fate in the shoot-out wouldn't have been placed in the hands of a center-back!

Now come and tell us why Drogba has only scored 20+ goals twice after eight years at Chelsea. That's some hilarious sh[color=#000000]i[/color]t right there!

Ibime: Of course a mugu like you could misconstrue 7 goals in 7 finals as anything. According to you it may be goals in 5 finals. To another person, it could be hattrick in one game, and other sperate goals.

Are you Coogar in disguise? You make a monumental goof and instead of admitting your mistake you keep talking nonsense. Drogba has only PLAYED 4 FA Cup finals and 6 domestic cup finals in total. Now how do you explain the rubbish you are saying:

Ibime: 5 FA Cup and 2 Carling Cup finals. I would let you off though as two of them were at Millenium Stadium Cardiff. #splittinghairs

How come when DD is writing headlines (7 goals at 7 Wembley finals)

Now look in the mirror and tell me the person you see is not the phattest phool in the Milky Way

Ibime: 5 FA Cup and 2 Carling Cup finals. I would let you off though as two of them were at Millenium Stadium Cardiff. #splittinghairs

You mean Drogba played/scored in 5 FA Cup finals? And you call yourself a Shekpe fan?

Forget hairs, your brain needs splitting!

dipo+:
Its an away game. But every arsenal player knows its a make or mar affair. If Wenger starts Ramshit in that game, I could swear we are done for

In his defense, we're down to bare bones with Arteta/Wilshere/Diaby/Frimpong all out and Coq possibly filling in for Sagna at RB.

Thank God for Rosicky's form over the last few months unless we woulda been comfortably seated 6th or 7th on the log!

oyb: if only i heard this before i forked out 17k last week for wifi + homeplus

120kbps is the most i'm seeing

They still offer a 30-day money-back guarantee, no?

Grizz: I haven't paid my swift since February. 2 weeks ago, i figured out how to hook up my mtn bis to a modem. And a couple of nights ago, i learned that all you need is a couple of proxy changes and you can get your torrent client to work. Sometimes you get very good speed, sometimes very bad. Right now i'm averaging 200kB/s though, downloading battlefield 3, thought i'd try out an FPS for once.

Is it unlimited? datnuccawida9[at]gmail[dot]com, Hook a brother up!

Grizz: Finished mass effect 3 twice, now downloading blades of time for pc. Gotta love the torrent.

ISP? The much hyped Swift has gone shyte

Ibime: RVP scored against Birmingham did he?

Remind me who won that game?

Birmingham of all people.

Whether or not Arsenal can defend those goals is another matter.

RvP was already taken off injured before Birmingham scored. Were you born an idi[color=#000000]o[/color]t?

How come when DD is writing headlines (7 goals at 7 Wembley finals), RVP is nowhere to be seen.

7 finals? Ibime brain-farting as per usual.

Someone is even telling me RVP converted his penalty in the 2005 shootout with Manure. Like. . . seriously?

Who told you this? Now you're seeing things that aren't there. You need a neurosurgeon ASAP.

When peeps F00LS talk about the history of this era, DD would be miles ahead of RVP. . . simples.

Spot on!

coogar: if henry did that in 2006 final of the champions league, arsenal woulda won it.
goals win matches, not fancy flicks.

Sure, goals win matches and RvP scores loads of em, in fact he scored two today and also scored in his last final. Whether or not Arsenal can defend those goals is another matter.

Ibime: DD's performance on the big stage once again(5 FA cups, 4 in 6 years = scoring 4 winners) shows why DD would always be reckoned with over Van Persie in this era. When big matches are played, Drogba is everywhere, and Van Persie is never there! (Jay-Z)

Hehehe, this boy na real goat! After I've taken you to the cleaners you waited a week for Drogba to score his next goal so you can talk more shyte?

When did FA Cup become a "big stage"?

P.S What did Didier actually do in the game besides the goal? Nowt!

At 3-2 nuccahs couldn't even string 5 passes together, it's a fooking disgwace!

Norwich deserved their point, in fact they should've won if the ref did his job and gave the first pen and sent Ramsey(lol) off.

Now we need favours from Villa/City/Bayern, SMH

Grizz: I'm talking about the ladder mode on the hardest difficulty. I can only beat him with raiden cos i have to keep teleporting or get stunned with the hammer.

Obviously you can't complain too much if it's the AI. Shao Kahn isn't actually that difficult once you "grab his scope"(stay far, dodge his projectiles, wait for his taunt, BOOM!). Remember the unbeatable AI from MK3 where immediately you throw a fireball, Jade would do her invincibility special move, run towards you, and give you the same four hit combo over and over again?