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^^ Is Dayokanu not the same dunce that typed this earlier today:

[size=14pt]Torres is NOT REMOTELY close to World class. He is just above AVERAGE[/size]

Has there ever been a more disgraceful statement?

Cougar,

Why didnt you put the timestamps of all the quotes? Wasnt Pires once better than Ronaldo? Wasnt Kolo Toure once better than Vidic? Wasnt Cesc once better than Iniesta(and arguably still is)? etc

Are you not the same doofus that said Rooney is better than Henry in May 2006? Is this the part i'm supposed to start digging up all the rubbish you've typed with your gazillion usernames on Nairaland? Sorry i'm not as jobless as you.

dayokanu:
Joe Coles technique is better than Rooney's


Denilson Olivera's technique is better than Ronaldo Limas

Okochas technique is better than Zidanes.

It seemed that to be an Arsenal fan a very Low IQ is the basic requirement.

Less than a month we have had statements like Vela is the next Messi, Diaby is the next best dribbler after Messi. What next from the stables of GAYYners?

And what sense have you made here?

Are you paid to make a fool of yourself?

Just take another look at that and revel in the glory of your own unrivaled idiocy. . .

I don't expect these idiots to be aware Vela got injured during the World Cup after putting in a 5 star performance in the first game. . .

Only a m0ron of the highest caliber would be directly comparing Hernandez' goal scoring record to Vela when they play different positions. . . The same mor0ns must also be oblivious of the fact Vela's goal-per-minute ratio this season is actually higher than Chicharito's. . . These very same mor0ns must also not realize it is a testament to their inglorious stupidity they think scoring records alone are enough to judge a player's overall quality. . . maybe in moronville, Darren Bent is a better player than Dennis Bergkamp, i wouldnt know.

The only places he is most likely to score goals:and 2 seasons ago to boot,by the way. . .Kindly update us on his record in the EPL and CL.

I only used the cup run in 08/09 because that was the only time he's had a run of games in the position he's best suited to. And since you like stats, he scored 5 goals(all of them breath-taking, not the tap-ins unskillful mofos like Chicharito live off) in 7 games with 3 assists to boot.

i tot what someone said what vela(Messi of Arsenal) can do with the ball at his feet, Hernandez wont be able to do it

That is not up for debate, Vela's technique is at least a million times ahead of Chicharito's. Of course i dont expect half-witted individuals to be able to distinguish such.

Terrible week. . . someone actually finished with -6 points!

Ibime:
Nna wetin be all this negative news I dey hear for here. I just go see my cousin for hospital. I no want hear nonsense. Someone update me scores abeg. . .and we better be winning!

Liverpool 2-3 Chelsea

Drogba with a stunning hattrick!

How many goals against Chelsea is that now for Nando?

Class is indeed permanent, Torrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Anyone comparing Hernandez' ability to Vela must not have had the privilege of watching Vela play in his natural element(second striker).

Go and watch how Vela was obliterating all and sundry in the League Cup/FA Cup in 08/09 while scoring wonder goals for fun(one of them voted among Arsenal's 50 greatest goals of all time, and believe me, Arsenal have scored some truly stunning goals). . . an absolute gem of a player

Wenger switching to 4-3-3 since last season has not helped his cause at all. . . I can only imagine how clueless a player like Chicharito would look on the left wing. . .

Of course, Chicharito scoring some goals at the start of the season gave publishers all the ammo they needed to sell their papers/milk web-traffic from gullible fans. We heard the same rubbish about Macheda not so long ago, how is he faring by the way?

kosovo:
This only show why my 11 years of Active gaming journalism remains unmatched!

Console exclusive = Fail!

This never gets old!

Please say it again!

Cougar:
you have probably talked the same amount of shyte the whole population of the planet has been talking in the last 500 years. hernandez and vela in the same sentence? the only common factor is the word "mexico". in terms of talent, vela is the microcosm of what hernandez is with a ball.

Rubbish. . . What Carlos Vela can do with the ball at his feet Hernandez can't even dream of. . .

Cougar:
wum alert.

Cougar, asides talking shyt, dont you have other thing to do, such as chasing after young men?

mbulela:
see your life.
how can you be disgracing yourself like that in public?

The only one disgracing himself here is you with your moronic Vela/Bebe comparison. . .

Cos Hernandez manage score a few goals some mugus think he's the best thing since sliced akara.

Hernandez is a run-of-the-mill poacher and will never amount to anything more than that, because his technique/overall ability is very limited, compared to Vela at least.

Whether current ability or potential, Vela is light years ahead of Hernandez.

I blame Wenger for playing the boy out of position, if not you wouldnt even be making such a retarded comparison.

mbulela:
Bebe is bad but he is still better than Carlos Vela.

Bebe would personally slap you if he reads this. . . Hernandez is not even better than Vela not to talk of that misfit that kept threatening innocent fans with his woeful "crossing"

Of course there are console exclusives, i.e Left 4 Dead.

Do not underestimate the power of M[b]$[/b]!

Assuming they only miss one/two games respectively, then it's scandalous to sell Nani and VdV(-8pts), then get them back(-16pts) for more than you sold them for. . .

I'm guessing only like 8 of my players will actually play this week. . . injuries left, right and in Oshodi, even Berbatov unannounced

Captain Cesc better cop double digits[i] before tax[/i] or else. . .

kosovo:
MGS anyday . . .

And when last did you play MGS?

A game you "cannot live without" should be a game you can play everyday, a game you dont stop playing till a newer version is released, i.e SF, PES, NBA2K, Halo, Forza, etc. For me, it'd have to be Gears Of War.

Don't be surprised if you dont find any PS3 exclusive in that category

GT5 should fix that, hopefully.

Mumuno Ibitchyme,

Kalou just has more pace than Diaby to aid his cause. . . Diaby will school Kalou in the art of dribbling everyday of the week and twice on matchday.

Iswearigawd, Dayokanu na mad man

"pouns", "dullars", "receipt", "shidren"

Go-mess

^^

Thoroughly deserved. . .

Nateevs must be shaking his head right now

Who be Asley Coly?

slimshay:
Who else thinks Sauron should have chosen a better name than Cougar for his comeback moniker?!

Who else thinks dK is actually a jobless old man with too much idle time on his hands?!

"Cougar" can be defined as a middle aged woman who pursues much younger men, no?

Does Sauron by any chance fit that description?

Cougar:
dang, who will take care of bebe(baby) now that nani(nanny) and mame(mummy) are away?

Rafael Da(d) Silva

^^ Kaiser is currently getting whooped

Chei, see open declaration of faggotism between Ibime and DK

I knew it was only a matter of time before Ibime came outta the closet. . .

Another one bites the dust. . . That H2H Cup is MINE

RED for Jara, that's -2 points at least!

GOOOAAALLL!!!

Lalabwoiy is toast

Dude, your real fans must have really suffered
50 years.
Some went thru planet earth without seeing you lift a league trophy

Doesn't the Second Division count for something?

This pretty much sums it up:

the average Chelsea fan has the intellectual capacity of an over-leveraged watermelon

In fact, if we take away Ibime + Nateevs, then "average" can easily be replaced by ALL


. . . Now, someone scream "my fart is blue"