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We sincerely hope the absence and inactivity of the manager of borokiri boys FC Mr Tamuno Ibime on this thread is not connected to the looming defeat they are about to receive from the mighty Mubz FC. By our world class calculations we believe Mubz FC is on 56 points and borokiri boys FC is on 44 points with two players left to play.

Actually it's currently 61-44, impending defeat don make Ibime dey yarn megedefegedefigidifagodo

lalaboi:
maybe 7 . . .but its not over. .

Brunt to score double!

Na beans? Abi you think say Adam come sell groundnut?

Ameobi with a staggering 18 points to invoke yet another stunning comeback for Wakawiki FC. . . Lalabwoiy must be cursing his luck!

Was Tevez' injury a blessing in disguise?

Yep man u is gonna lost

THIS!

Mumuno Ibitchime,

What are you on about? Alex was my first choice, i only copped Bosingwa cos Alex was injured. If i knew Alex would be fit so soon i wouldnt have copped Bose sef. I Blame incorrect prognosis of Alex's injury

Do you think Cashley will get an assist and 3 bonus points every week?

mukina2:
with no fantasy league i for say amen but this FPL na real bad thing

I never thought i'd see the day i'll fast and pray for Chelsea to keep a clean sheet!

How many points has Bosingwa copped you so far today?

TaMumuno Ibime, how many points did 8m Cashley cop you, 2? Hehehe, that's the same as my sub for Bosingwa did.

You never still answer my question of why e take you over two months to realize Cashley is the best thing since holy water. . .

Or was the firmware of your brain updated?

debosky:
It shows there's little followership beyond the shekpe boys that post on match threads - my blood is blue, my urine is blue, etc. 
The have limited mental capacity for analysis.

The few quality minds you have are otherwise engaged, so hence the silence.

Are you suggesting the average Chelsea fan has the intellectual capacity of an over-leveraged watermelon?

The best part is if everyone is fit Chamakh would be on the bench, and Bendtner won't even make the bench sef!

^^ I hope Drogba breaks his eye sockets

What is this orange shyt i'm sawing on Tevez?

When i was banking on the moraphorker to put three past Wolves

kay_pumpin:
By the way,can't we just loan Vela to Blackpool just so JET can take his place?

Vela looks a little lost on that left wing at times. . . I dont think his role in this 4-3-3/4-5-1 system suits his style at all.

He should be playing off another striker. . . Before Wenger adopted this formation, we've seen him tear defenses apart in the Carling Cup with consummate ease. His ability is not in question here, he's got loads of it.

Let's just hope he doesnt go the Eduardo way.

Goodness Gracious, BENTDNER!!!

I must say, Koscielny is an utterly excellent one on one defender. . . What they said in France about him never losing a single battle last season must be true!

Walcott has now scored 6 goals in his 3 starts this season!

And he's supposed to be a terrible player with no football brain!!!

Consecutive cleansheets away from home. . . now when was the last time that happened?

Forgive Duduspace. . . His negative exorbitance towards anything related to Man Utd is unrivaled

Bebe could go on to become the best thing since ice cream, or the worst thing since tax, who knows?

While i haven't seen much to suggest the former is his fate, it's still way too early to write the boy off. . .

STARTING XI:

53 Wojciech Szczesny
27 Emmanuel Eboué
20 Johan Djourou
6 Laurent Koscielny
28 Kieran Gibbs
40 Craig Eastmond
7 Tomas Rosicky
14 Theo Walcott
15 Denilson
52 Nicklas Bendtner
11 Carlos Vela

SUBS:

21 Lukasz Fabianski
3 Bacary Sagna
50 Havard Nordtveit
23 Andrei Arshavin
4 Cesc Fábregas
46 Henri Lansbury
41 Jay Emmanuel-Thomas


JET on the bench

Anyway, looking forward to seeing Szczesny in action

Who is to die by my sword this week?

Lalabwoiy better start begging for mercy. . .

Pirated PS3 BluRays wont be on the streets for years to come.

Oh dont be too sure about that!

U dey mind Nateevs?

No be only luck, na karma!

Tex, u no invite me come your wedding?

Did you count how many passes you made when we massacred you in SB and the cumulative 5-0 win last season?
Oh! it didn't matter then. . . Or did it?

Arsenal fans make arguments of convenience.

And you make arguments of inconvenience, correct?

If one Arsenal midfielder completed more passes than the entire City midfield, it's just an illustration of Arsenal's dominance. That doesnt mean the dominant team will always win.

If labeling your smash and grab win a "massacre" makes you happy, well then, crack on!

RVP, Vermaleen, Diaby are players that could have played. . . Nothing was going to make them play.
Tevez was on the pitch and scheduled to play for the 90. .  Is there not a difference ?

And somehow you think them getting 50 minutes out of their best striker is an "unluckier" scenario than Arsenal getting 0 from theirs among others?
Either 0 is bigger than 50 or something else just hovered over my head. . .

Also it's not about what the rules of the game say. It's what happens in the game.
A rule in the game states that if the ball crosses the line, a goal is awarded . . but that doesn't mean Westbrom were not lucky to get a draw against ManU. . . . Is there not a difference?

The difference is there was nothing lucky about the events leading up to the sending off. . . Cesc had the ABILITY to play a PRECISE ball through to Chamakh who had made a GOOD run and drew the foul, which is where the RULES were implemented by the ref. Where is the luck there? That Cesc is lucky to be a brilliant passer of the ball or what?

Just admit you cant stomach the fact Arsenal thumped City 3-0 so we can call it a day

You cannot beat that City side 3-0 with 11 men playing on either side for 90 mins

I think what you mean to say is "Chelsea cannot beat 11 man City 3-0"
Don't tell us what we cannot do just because you think you cant. . .

Alex Song: 78 passes
Entire City Midfield: 76 passes

LUCK!!!

Nateevs is taking the piss out of himself. . .

I called it lucky because they had a man sent off and Tevez was injured as at 40 mins.

This is a load of bull. . . The RULES of the game clearly state if the last defender commits a foul which prevents a goal scoring opportunity, he SHOULD be sent off. . . Just as the rules also state if the ball goes beyond the goal line, you are awarded a goal. Calling Boyata's DESERVED red card "luck" is just as ridiculous as calling any goal a team score "luck", utterly absurd!

As for Tevez, City should be happy they got a full half out of him. . . RVP didnt even kick a ball, as did Vermaelen, Koscielny, Diaby, Wilshere, Ramsey, Kolo, Kolarov, etc. If you ask me, City had less injury problems, so what are you on about?

City were comprehensively beaten by the better side, end of

Hehehe, see ElRazur shooting down piracy while running a hacked Windows 7, listening to music from mp3raid, and downloading The Expendables from thepiratebay, with FBT of course!


As for me, i wont be hacking my console anytime soon, and that's not because i feel guilty for not giving Sony/Developers/Publishers more money to boost their multi-billion dollar business!

nateevs:
I like when Slimshay says "We would have beaten them with 11 men". . 
How im take know? . . If West Brom or Chelsea copped a red card and y'all went on to win, you would have said the same.

Go ahead, enjoy your lucky win. However don't talk like Hockey's all you watch. . 


Now watch Ritchie jump on this.

Actually i agree with you on the first part. . . There's a good chance Arsenal would not have won 11 v 11(even if Chamakh scored from the sending off incident). City are no pushovers.

That said, calling it a "lucky win" is far from the truth. Arsenal were the better side and fully deserved their victory. Boyata was fully aware of the rules when he decided to chop down Chamakh as the last man. . .

If you call this a lucky win, then what would you call all the smash and grab victories Chelsea have had over Arsenal?

Interesting blast from the past, those boys have grown a lot within 2 years see JET looking as thin as a rake in that clip.

hehehe, E be like say Wenger never start to dey give am fufu back then

But mehn, that curler from Jack, one of the sweetest goals you'll ever see!

I must say, Wilshere has really lived up to expectation so far. After watching him destroy West Ham in the reserves as the youngest player on the pitch i just knew he was destined for great things.

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duduspace:
lest I forget, there is a conundrum as to what our best 11 is, Nasri is increasingly convincing me the MF is not the best place for him, he is more dangerous the nearer he is to the opponent's box, May I throw this hypothetical question that in the unlikely circumstance of us having a fully fit squad, where would you play Nasri? who would you leave out at his expense and why?

Leave out at his expense? hehehe, Nasri should be the first name on the team-sheet by now!
Nasri's finishing and composure in front of goal would make most strikers green with envy. . . That said, he is still best deployed in midfield.



                       Almunia

Sagna    Squillaci    Vermaelen    Clichy

               Song    Wilshere

   Nasri            Cesc            Arshavin

                       RVP


As good as Chamakh is at what he does, RVP is just different class. . .

Missing a penalty when you're a goal up is always a bad omen. . .

So if 56% of Ashleys points come from attacking bonuses, what does that say? His attacking threat is better than the defensive side.

Olodo. . . Cashley is yet to play less than 60 minutes this season after 9 games. . . 60 minutes = 2 points * 9 = 18 points.
28 cleansheet points + 18 appearance points = 46, which is 73% of Cashley's total. That means his much hyped attacking bonuses have only copped him 18 points(27%) of his total, compared to his 28 points(44.4%) from cleansheets. . .

How you arrived at 56% is a testament to ur ineptitude as a manager and a mathematician!

Considering the fact bonuses can be earned even by defenders who never cross the halfway line, and goalies, then Cashley's actual "attacking" points total is just 9 points(14%)! That's the same as Dann, who is a centerback!!! And[b] less[/b] than the likes of Baines. . .


I need to start charging nuccas for these tutorials. . .

Any nigga still hoping that defenders would cop "clean sheet" points is retarded.

hehehe, Cashley currently has 63 points. . . without those numerous clean sheet points he's copped(28), he'd have been on a just 35 points!
Simple math(have i been infected?! ) tells me clean sheets alone account for a whoopin' 44.4% of his points total!

Let's not forget Cashley has probably copped more assist & bonus points than any other defender. . . For the other high scoring defenders like Bramble, Alex, Terry, Ivanovic etc, clean sheets should account for nothing less than 60% of their points total.


Ibime is an absolute disgrace of a manager. . . how he found his way to the top remains a mystery.

As usual, A-40 types so much without managing to say anything of note. . .

A. If i say one player has the potential to become somewhere near as good as another in the FUTURE, it is NOT a comparison of the players' PRESENT level of ability. . . if you cannot understand that, then well, you are a lost cause. if you can, but just keep trying to force your moronic comment down my throat intentionally, then, maybe you've scored a couple points for that in the eyes of people as bereft of brain cells as you. . . i wouldnt know!

B. Your logic is retarded. . . knowing when to dribble, shoot etc is a measure of a player's decision making and not the ability(dribbling or shooting) in question. Again, if you cannot understand something that simple, you are a lost cause. Soon idi0t like A-40 would tell us since Walcott hasnt mastered how/when not to use his pace(i.e always running into dead ends), then Walcott isnt quick My fingernails are laughing at you. . .

C. My opinion of Diaby being the best dribbler in the league is not based on what Chamakh or anyone else has to say on the matter. Unlike most folks here, i dont base my opinions on a player's reputation but simply what they actually do on the field. Nobody has to agree with my opinion of Diaby being the best dribbler in the league. But what i find absurd is people suggesting Diaby isnt even anywhere close to being among the best dribblers in the league when he clearly is. It might also interest some douchebags to know Diaby had the HIGHEST number of successful dribbles per game in the league last season.

D. I never said the most skillful player at Arsenal would automatically be the most skillful player in the league. . . I only asked if it is so FAR-FETCHED to say so and wondering why people were acting like i just declared Daddy Showkey the president of America. The best dribbler at the most skillful club in any league would inevitably be ONE OF the best in the league.

And by the way, RVP is much more skillful than Ribery, so you end up looking a tad foolish when you declare the opposite and label it a "FACT".

"Only Messi comes close to Diaby in terms of dribbling in the whole of Europe"

Feel free to keep pulling crap i never said out your azz if it boosts your self esteem. . . I'm not going to deny you that.

But for the record, what i said was Messi is the only player i could think of AT THE TIME that could skip past 3-4 defenders better than Diaby does. And after giving it a little more thought, i'd definitely rate Robben higher than Diaby in that regard as well. And of course the likes of Iniesta would run him very close, so i guess it would boil down to personal preference in 4-6 other scenarios as well.


Now this is the part you come up with your poorly thought-out replies in which you repeatedly credit me with quotes you must have cooked up in your womb, then i'd have to school you all over gain. . . This debate is becoming redundant. . .