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The time you spent writing this aimless post could have been used for 4 rounds of hot mekwe..

Con man of stupid people.

orunto27:
Rochasstatue, you are a Devil and a Failure.

I might be a devil no doubt.
But am a success.
I have a beautiful family, a rewarding job and peace of mind.
That is why I can call out didinrins like you.
Your space is here no doubt.
Your success is defined by 255 likes.
Unlike you, I am not an internet junkie and a deluded hammerhead.

Since OBJ left Aso Rock, your brain left your cranium.

orunto27:
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With 255 Likes and 16 Shares right now, you still call me Arindin? Please be reasonable.

Atiku had more than 10 million votes and every one of them knew he is a thief.
So how does a mere 255 likes give you mental orgasm?
Am not your mate biko.

orunto27:
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OBJ is the most useful Nigerian within and without Nigeria. Without OBJ, this Internet, your Computers and your smartphone would not have been possible till now.

No wonder you don't have sense since OBJ left.
Arindin

While trying to engage with the grateful widow, it appears the good hearted guy was browsing the nyash before him...
Hope it's not the widow's daughter.

Anyway do I even have sense?

It only excites fools whose grey matter is below 43 kilobytes

engineerboat:
You cannot purchase character and sense.
They are too costly for you

So how far? Na who get sense now? Idiot.

KidsNEXTdoor:
Who is Mcm?

Bloody fools everywhere.. . Thunder fire all supporters of Evil and corruption under this administration

Under this evil man... Nigeria is poverty capital of the world

Under this lifeless dullard... Nigeria is suicide capital of the world

May nothing good but anguish locate those who voted and brought this calamity on the country

Rubbish

Oponu.
You don't know the meaning of MCM and you are here laying curses.
It shall never be well with you.
Those curses you laid, will follow you and others who condone your atrocity.

If money was needed to buy justice, Atiku will be declared President tomorrow. But there is a limit to what money can buy. Money can't buy you sense. Your case is peculiar. You don't have money. You don't have sense.

KidsNEXTdoor:
Will Buhari learn?
Only impoverishing the country
It shall never be well with those supporting this evil administration

It will never be well with you too and with generations after you. How much did your MCM steal? You will toil in vain and beg for death. Idiot.

You are JAI. just another idiot

Thank you Lord for the works of your creation. Well sculpted lady, engaged in the noblest of professions.

Pounding doesn't lead to orgasm..
You pound or hammer away when she is on her way to orgasm.

For such ladies prolonged pre-intimacy is necessary.
Gentle caressing, sweet talk and compliments is needed.
Suck her gently and when you rub her pussy, do so slowly without haste.
Finger her with your index finger and curve it to rub on the topmost inner part of her cunt.
Continue fingering and sucking until you hear her moaning and raising her hips.
Some women will squeeze their thighs and start squirming..
Do not be in a hurry.
When she starts dancing soapy, it is time to lay the pipe in the tunnel.
Take it easy and slow cos it's a marathon.
Don't rush.
Keep her legs together with you on top and your dick socketed in there.
Increase tempo a bit and go slow a bit interchangeably.
Talk dirty to her.
Tell her she's got the best cunt in the country.
Kiss her lips, ears and if she's tall enough suck her boobs as you drill her.
The moment you feel her breath increase and her hip raising, know ye that the time and hour is near..
Open your throttle and start the pounding.
Be sure you have a stiff dick and reserve the stamina for at least 4 mins.
If she doesn't come, buy her a vibrator.

Is he a lawyer or photographer?
Instead of facing his task he turned to an opportunistic snitch..
If you give a draft bill to comment on now,him no go know say Dino changed ridiculous to rediculous.

NwaAmaikpe:




I used to think the weirdest thing on my bucketlist was to shag an albino granny.
But making out with these three disabled midgets may just be it.

You forgot to add your mother and elder sister's mum?
You always dreamt of raping them through the anus..

engineerboat:
Go and check PEPT 16th and 17th July proceedings.

It will cure uour ignorance

You are just a cheap clown and habitual literary twerker.
I only engaged you to rouse you from your delusion and blatant hubris..
Of course you will elect not to be redeemed from your feeling of megalomania and puerile intellectualism.
The court is not a philanthropic organisation that awards remedy out of pity.
It takes into view the totality of both the prayers of the petitioner, the quality of evidence and the viscosity of the counter challenge by the respondent.
That is why justice is blind, carries a sword and a scale to weigh the gamut of facts at it's disposal.
Atiku's case will go down in legal history as the most farcical and fraudulent display of court processes ever ventured by trained Attorneys.
While you remain in the sewers covered with the debris from your vaunted hubris, I wish you eternal shame in your journey to stupidity.
It is either you are foolish, mischievous or impaired

engineerboat:
APC failes to take note of even their own various court cases at the various levels.


Here are some few of those states

Your views are pedestrian and solely fit for comedy.
The court can't fill the blank spaces for you.
In a matter of weeks we will read the ruling of the PEPT and your dance steps will change.
None of Atiku's 63 witnesses offered a coherent unimpeachable testimony in court.
Atiku never called a single witness to attest to his citizenship and did not even mention it in their adopted closing briefs.
Every leg on which they premised their plea was shaky and decrepit.
Anyway you have a right to keep dreaming and continue this unending recourse to vigorous intellectual masturbation.
Atiku can't and won't cum!

icebird25:
I rather commit suicide than to join the Nigeria army and die for this country

Idiot.
But you are okay being a Yahoo boy.
Pig.

SLAP44:
Is there any low quality leader as dull as this?

He saw they were without the right kits but had to go and ask them himself? The policeman didn't reply, he will be thing, what sort of dullness will carry this man to ask this needless question when he can make a simple call to his IGP

This was same reason you were born stupid.
If only your dad had put on a raincoat on that night...

Wow...

Thought wicked Wike wanted to shag bobrisky!

Antoeni:
Charles Oputa AKA Charlyboy Poses Inside Coffin,Says Man Must End Here Someday .

Wow...

He looks better dead than living.
R.I.P in advance onye iberibe.

vibre:
All I see is one 80 feet container of HIV/AIDS

You type this just because you are a homosexual.
That's the reason I hate gays so much.
If you were normal, you can't ever come near this babe.
Fool.

Awol1:
It's like starving people of food runs in the blood of the Awolowos from generation to generation.

After his grandfather starved Biafran helpless children, this one wants to starve his fellow housemates.

Ndi ofe mmanu

You are a stupid racist.
You speak for yourself and disease ridden rabble.
Anu ofia.

You are an idiot. A full fledged bloody idiot.

obembet:
Nigeria government can arrest those who are agitating for good governance but they can negotiate with Boko Haram, bandits and kidnappers, herdsmen even assuring us that Boko Haram can become Nigeria president.

#FreeSowore

See this cheap ashawo.

I thought the idiot said he will set himself ablaze.
Why run from arrest?
He ought to have dared them to shoot him or pulled a gun and shoot the DSS guys.
Ode go smoke weed finish, begin form Nnamdi Kanu.
Kanu don raise so much money with his charade.
His wife and kids are in England.
He came here, led hundreds to their death, collected his settlement and left.
Sowore omo ale met him, copied his format and came to Lagos to push another set of deluded assholes to their untimely death.

If you believe in Sowore, you are of a quality three notches below a used sanitary pad.