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Politics › Re: My Observation On Nigeria Military Cross Fire With BH Terrorists. Pictures by Rochasstatue(f): 8:03am On Oct 10, 2019
ContentedK:
What do you expect when you have cows at the helm of affairs in the military...?, only show gallantry when they meet armless innocent citizens that they’re meant to protect.. they must fight that war ooo..
This was why you contacted HIV.
You are too loose.
Nairaland General › Re: My Neighbor Woke Me Up With A Cry To Help Her With This by Rochasstatue(f): 7:48am On Oct 10, 2019
R.I.P MI Abaga. Finally the snek died!
Romance › Re: My Experience Solving Problems For My Wife's Married Friends by Rochasstatue(f): 9:49am On Oct 01, 2019
The time you spent writing this aimless post could have been used for 4 rounds of hot mekwe..
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Switzerland, Performs Ancient Biblical Biafran Libation by Rochasstatue(f): 5:18pm On Sep 17, 2019
Con man of stupid people.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Arrives In Zimbabwe For The Burial Of Robert Mugabe (photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 7:09pm On Sep 16, 2019
orunto27:
Rochasstatue, you are a Devil and a Failure.
I might be a devil no doubt.
But am a success.
I have a beautiful family, a rewarding job and peace of mind.
That is why I can call out didinrins like you.
Your space is here no doubt.
Your success is defined by 255 likes.
Unlike you, I am not an internet junkie and a deluded hammerhead.

Since OBJ left Aso Rock, your brain left your cranium.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Arrives In Zimbabwe For The Burial Of Robert Mugabe (photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 6:54pm On Sep 15, 2019
orunto27:
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With 255 Likes and 16 Shares right now, you still call me Arindin? Please be reasonable.
Atiku had more than 10 million votes and every one of them knew he is a thief.
So how does a mere 255 likes give you mental orgasm?
Am not your mate biko.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Arrives In Zimbabwe For The Burial Of Robert Mugabe (photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 8:09pm On Sep 14, 2019
orunto27:
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OBJ is the most useful Nigerian within and without Nigeria. Without OBJ, this Internet, your Computers and your smartphone would not have been possible till now.
No wonder you don't have sense since OBJ left.
Arindin
Properties › Re: Man Builds A House For A Poor Widow In Imo (Photos) by Rochasstatue(f): 7:56pm On Sep 13, 2019
While trying to engage with the grateful widow, it appears the good hearted guy was browsing the nyash before him...
Hope it's not the widow's daughter.

Anyway do I even have sense?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Addressing EU Parliament (photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 4:33pm On Sep 11, 2019
It only excites fools whose grey matter is below 43 kilobytes
Politics › Re: Presidential Tribunal: A Brief Analysis Of Atiku Final Written Addresses by Rochasstatue(f): 3:16pm On Sep 11, 2019
engineerboat:
You cannot purchase character and sense.
They are too costly for you
So how far? Na who get sense now? Idiot.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Inside The £8 Million Mansion Where Robert Mugabe Used To Live by Rochasstatue(f): 11:14am On Sep 11, 2019
KidsNEXTdoor:
Who is Mcm?

Bloody fools everywhere.. . Thunder fire all supporters of Evil and corruption under this administration

Under this evil man... Nigeria is poverty capital of the world

Under this lifeless dullard... Nigeria is suicide capital of the world

May nothing good but anguish locate those who voted and brought this calamity on the country

Rubbish
Oponu.
You don't know the meaning of MCM and you are here laying curses.
It shall never be well with you.
Those curses you laid, will follow you and others who condone your atrocity.
Politics › Re: Presidential Tribunal: APC Chieftains Allegedly Storm Abuja With Blank Cheques by Rochasstatue(f): 11:11pm On Sep 10, 2019
If money was needed to buy justice, Atiku will be declared President tomorrow. But there is a limit to what money can buy. Money can't buy you sense. Your case is peculiar. You don't have money. You don't have sense.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Inside The £8 Million Mansion Where Robert Mugabe Used To Live by Rochasstatue(f): 10:16pm On Sep 10, 2019
KidsNEXTdoor:
Will Buhari learn?
Only impoverishing the country
It shall never be well with those supporting this evil administration
It will never be well with you too and with generations after you. How much did your MCM steal? You will toil in vain and beg for death. Idiot.
Politics › Re: Presidential Election Tribunal: History In The Making As We Await Judgement by Rochasstatue(f): 7:15am On Sep 09, 2019
You are JAI. just another idiot
Romance › Re: Meet This Sexy Lady Who Is Nurse And Slay Queen. PHOTOS by Rochasstatue(f): 6:53pm On Sep 07, 2019
Thank you Lord for the works of your creation. Well sculpted lady, engaged in the noblest of professions.
Romance › Re: deleted by Rochasstatue(f): 7:05pm On Sep 06, 2019
Pounding doesn't lead to orgasm..
You pound or hammer away when she is on her way to orgasm.

For such ladies prolonged pre-intimacy is necessary.
Gentle caressing, sweet talk and compliments is needed.
Suck her gently and when you rub her pussy, do so slowly without haste.
Finger her with your index finger and curve it to rub on the topmost inner part of her cunt.
Continue fingering and sucking until you hear her moaning and raising her hips.
Some women will squeeze their thighs and start squirming..
Do not be in a hurry.
When she starts dancing soapy, it is time to lay the pipe in the tunnel.
Take it easy and slow cos it's a marathon.
Don't rush.
Keep her legs together with you on top and your dick socketed in there.
Increase tempo a bit and go slow a bit interchangeably.
Talk dirty to her.
Tell her she's got the best cunt in the country.
Kiss her lips, ears and if she's tall enough suck her boobs as you drill her.
The moment you feel her breath increase and her hip raising, know ye that the time and hour is near..
Open your throttle and start the pounding.
Be sure you have a stiff dick and reserve the stamina for at least 4 mins.
If she doesn't come, buy her a vibrator.
Politics › Re: Clothes Spread On Rail At The Ministry Of Finance Building In Abuja (Photo) by Rochasstatue(f): 7:44am On Sep 06, 2019
Is he a lawyer or photographer?
Instead of facing his task he turned to an opportunistic snitch..
If you give a draft bill to comment on now,him no go know say Dino changed ridiculous to rediculous.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Dwarf Model, Fatima Timbo And Her Friends Slay In Swimwear by Rochasstatue(f): 7:37am On Sep 02, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I used to think the weirdest thing on my bucketlist was to shag an albino granny.
But making out with these three disabled midgets may just be it.
You forgot to add your mother and elder sister's mum?
You always dreamt of raping them through the anus..
Politics › Re: Presidential Tribunal: A Brief Analysis Of Atiku Final Written Addresses by Rochasstatue(f): 11:13pm On Aug 22, 2019
engineerboat:
Go and check PEPT 16th and 17th July proceedings.

It will cure uour ignorance
You are just a cheap clown and habitual literary twerker.
I only engaged you to rouse you from your delusion and blatant hubris..
Of course you will elect not to be redeemed from your feeling of megalomania and puerile intellectualism.
The court is not a philanthropic organisation that awards remedy out of pity.
It takes into view the totality of both the prayers of the petitioner, the quality of evidence and the viscosity of the counter challenge by the respondent.
That is why justice is blind, carries a sword and a scale to weigh the gamut of facts at it's disposal.
Atiku's case will go down in legal history as the most farcical and fraudulent display of court processes ever ventured by trained Attorneys.
While you remain in the sewers covered with the debris from your vaunted hubris, I wish you eternal shame in your journey to stupidity.
It is either you are foolish, mischievous or impaired
Politics › Re: Presidential Tribunal: A Brief Analysis Of Atiku Final Written Addresses by Rochasstatue(f): 8:20am On Aug 22, 2019
engineerboat:
APC failes to take note of even their own various court cases at the various levels.


Here are some few of those states
Your views are pedestrian and solely fit for comedy.
The court can't fill the blank spaces for you.
In a matter of weeks we will read the ruling of the PEPT and your dance steps will change.
None of Atiku's 63 witnesses offered a coherent unimpeachable testimony in court.
Atiku never called a single witness to attest to his citizenship and did not even mention it in their adopted closing briefs.
Every leg on which they premised their plea was shaky and decrepit.
Anyway you have a right to keep dreaming and continue this unending recourse to vigorous intellectual masturbation.
Atiku can't and won't cum!
Politics › Re: See How Nigerian Army Buried 5 Soldiers Who Died In Line Of Duty by Rochasstatue(f): 10:55am On Aug 17, 2019
icebird25:
I rather commit suicide than to join the Nigeria army and die for this country
Idiot.
But you are okay being a Yahoo boy.
Pig.
Politics › Re: Buhari Commissions Two Roads, Queries IGP For failing to provide Raincoats by Rochasstatue(f): 6:39pm On Aug 15, 2019
SLAP44:
Is there any low quality leader as dull as this? grin

He saw they were without the right kits but had to go and ask them himself? The policeman didn't reply, he will be thing, what sort of dullness will carry this man to ask this needless question when he can make a simple call to his IGP
This was same reason you were born stupid.
If only your dad had put on a raincoat on that night...
Politics › Re: Wike Places N30m Bounty On Bobrisky, Bans IYM, BYA, OYM, Other Youth Groups by Rochasstatue(f): 12:05am On Aug 09, 2019
Wow...

Thought wicked Wike wanted to shag bobrisky!
Celebrities › Re: Charlyboy Poses Inside Coffin As He Rehearses For Death. See Pics by Rochasstatue(f): 3:59pm On Aug 08, 2019
Antoeni:
Charles Oputa AKA Charlyboy Poses Inside Coffin,Says Man Must End Here Someday .
Wow...

He looks better dead than living.
R.I.P in advance onye iberibe.
Romance › Re: Braless Lady At Club Jokers In Benin Causes Commotion Online As Nigerians React by Rochasstatue(f): 7:29am On Aug 08, 2019
vibre:
All I see is one 80 feet container of HIV/AIDS
You type this just because you are a homosexual.
That's the reason I hate gays so much.
If you were normal, you can't ever come near this babe.
Fool.
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: ‘military Has Finally Taken Over’ – Seyi Restricts Access To Kitchen by Rochasstatue(f): 8:03am On Aug 06, 2019
Awol1:
It's like starving people of food runs in the blood of the Awolowos from generation to generation.

After his grandfather starved Biafran helpless children, this one wants to starve his fellow housemates.

Ndi ofe mmanu
You are a stupid racist.
You speak for yourself and disease ridden rabble.
Anu ofia.

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