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hmmm girls and their incessant forming. haven't they learnt that it will get them nowhere?

anyway, swit chic2, i'll say u brought this all on yourself. But now you have realised that, i guess we the menfolk can pardon you.

but my advice is: follow your heart; it ALWAYS helps. Besides, the guy really must love you to tell you all that. If he didn't he'd have said hell yes and jumped into bed with you at the next available opportunity!!!

@sylvex
darling, how do u want us to do the christmas? hit me up. i'm planning really big,

@sylvex
hey darling, these are for you,

notice they are seven? eternal love!!!

@ufobabe
good job sis

@all
[size=16pt]Merry Christmas[/size]

sylvex:
Rocky dear miss ya too. Hw was your weekend hope u didn't go out with another chiquita during my absence?

how would i risk doin that sugar? remember i said i'll do anything for you; not you and two or three others!!! thots of you were more than enough to last me the whole weekend! my head's still spinnin now even so!!! our chicken still waits sha!!!

@ifyalways & Bblak
thanks ladies. i can see your prayers are already working wonders for me. please its now i need them the most o!!! Don't stop now.

@candies
seriously, i think most of the guys (with the exception of ettehgate and a few other ) have given you very candid advice. also yimiton did give you the best advice you can get from a sista . good to read you've finally called off the trip. I also happen to think he wanted to use it as an opportunity to shag you. But it all boils down to what you want; if you don't wanna be his intimacy gadget then tell him that. he'd feel a lot better. you'd miss him loads too but believe me, you'd be better off for it. All the best dearie.

[s]and yeah, shag is a slang (street word) for having sex, more commonly used in the UK.[/s]

IAH:
Lol, if your boyfriend/girlfriend has cough and you are really close, you'll still catch it anyway, even if you don't kiss him/her. So why not kuku kiss him/her?

Thagodfada:
I wouldn't if it is a cold. It is not about love but common sense. But a cough is different. It could be due to a lot of things and it may not be infectious. But if it is a cold, chances are you might catch it (kiss or no kiss )

true yarns!!!

@all
how was the weekend? nice to be Monday again right? how's the mingling, dating and singling goin'?

@Bblak

@sylvex
Abeg try and save rockiedink from emotional trauma dear.e be like say d guy don lust up, oh sorry don love up o.miss u too

someone finally understands how I feel!!!

@ifyalways

slyvex sister,Rockiedink na your cross,abeg carry am wholeheartedly always bearing in mind that there would be a reward and crown at the end. Grin Grin Grin good day dear. Kiss

Sister, help me tell her. I no no why she think say I no fit love her pass Akon sef!!!

@sylvex
hey babe! how was ur weekend? missed ya. I didnt get to hear from you about our trips. the shark don dey Barcelos dey wait us o! all that is left is for you t fix the time and date. Hit me up on yahoo dearie. I'm waiting,

sylvex:
@sylvex
i still dey wait make you tell me which kain shark you wan chop this weekend so i go go kill am come; great white shark, hammer-head shark, baby shark? als which mountain ice-cap you want? everest? kilimanjaro? jos plateau? obudu hills? you no say i willi do anytin for you m-bebe.

Ok baby, go mount kilimanjaro when the volcanoe is about to erupt, catch the biggest whale wey go come out, chop it , spice it with chilli, marinate it with ororo, add some diced oninos, cook am for 4 hrs then come digest am, before u realize wats happening i go don dey head over heels in love with you. (That's the only thing u can use to jazz me) less i forget i need that ice wey dey for Arctic zone!

ok. i'll do it. i will have it ready for you by 1.30pm on saturday. where make i meet you come drop am. or will u gimme ya number so I can call you to come pick iy up.

[s]or better still we can just go to Barcellos and have them do it all for both of us to their chicken?[/s]

I dey wait ya response dearie.

why i no go go? wen me sef no say we no marry? i go because of dat one come kill ma self? like iice talk na free chops and drinks, and at the end, i go collect 'ike' souvenir

Siena:
Care to expand a bit? How old are you, and how old is she?

If you're 20 and she's 45, then . . .

she's his sugar mummy.[size=16pt] gbam!!![/size]

almondjoy:
Of course--don't you see all the women crying on Nairaland? At least you will not catch me up there talking all that rubbish of how the man no wan come house or how the man beat me to a pulp! I will love him about 25 years later when he has finally graduated from his mumuism!

I will be the "mumu-ee" or the "mumu-er"! The sole beneficiary of "sweet mumscious services"!!!! He will get his after 25 years of dutiful service!

you harsh o!!! now do i wanna be in that position, _{thinkin, still thinkin}

swiftycool:
Picture Dis!
A fully dressed chick in a micro-mini skirt, sits opposite u
crossing and uncrossing her legs (like sharon stone) till u notice the fact that she aint wearing
no undies under , amazed u look at her face and she just winks and smiles invitingly @ u

Now, Except u be Elton john, your john thomas go take over, for the momment
i mean , i know ive got a witness in here somewhere!

you sure do!!! i'm one.

sylvex:
to be frank i think ladies two-time in fact triple date more than the gents folks and to worsen it they getaway wit it witout being caught. As for the Guys we all know they simply love to chase anything in skirt so they four-time.

is that true? anyway, i promise that if you say yes to me i will not even think or imagine cheating on you not to talk of actuyally doin it. try me and see. ^{", O taste and see that the Guy is good, "}

topeorekoy:
it happens everytime so what r we going to do about it? as long as he doesnt knw about it, its good as not happening

oh you can bet he's going to know about it. then he'll bite his fingers and nibble his nails - in regret. and worse still, the person will be someone he detests with a fiery passion. you can also bet on that.

zignor:
But you too like sex . . .don't you?

thank you my broda. i wan bin ask her if she no dey do at all all, or she no plan to ever do.

ndumart:
Sylvex,
Am sorryyyyyyy

thank God say u don apologise. i wan been ask gerbaday make him introduce me to him girlfriend so i go fit collect juju from her hand take hammer ya ass for 'entering' my one and only sylvex. but as you don apologise, i don fashi.

@sylvex
i still dey wait make you tell me which kain shark you wan chop dis weekend so i go go kill am come; great white shark, hammer-head shark, baby shark? als which mountain ice-cap you want? everest? kilimanjaro? jos plateau? obudu hills? you no say i willi do anytin for you m-bebe.

@ifyalways
aunty please talk to ya sister now. you wan make i die of unrequitted love?

@all
make una find una own go front o!!! na me get sylvex. anybody wey cross my path, gerbaday girlfriend neva die o!!!

ufobabe:
my brother no bi so. what if she was your sister, na where u 4 run go?

it is possible 2 them that believeth, juju dey but e no fit catch me.

she 4 don kill u before now if her assignment was 2 harm u because she know u will run the day u will discover.

think about it. she may not even know what she was carrying about. we are from different home with different culture + churches.

discuss and meet her up at your normal joint and ask questions.good questions noy only about the juju. BUT PRAY B4 You GO 4 that appiontment.

may God or Allah be with u. goodluck

babe, i just love ya sense of reasoning.

it varies from case to case and scenario to scenario. what obtains in one relationship is different from another.

@poster
like every one has said, karma is a crazy-ass b@#%h. your own daughter is gonna get bleeped by some 40-year old aristo when she's in 100-level or even SSS1. you can bet on that.

sylvex:
rocky dear, wetin you dey wait for, guy u go tire better find another chica

ify love thanks don't worry i'll make him sweat

[size=14pt][center]i will walk on water, because of you,
i will swim the widest ocean to kill you a shark
i will climb the highest moutain to get you some ice
i will do anything for you, [/center][/size]

kai!!! this girl dey make me craze o!!!

[center]i'm willing and able
my cards are on the table, [/center]

@jkpretty

@Topic
Its every woman's dream

[size=16pt]spot on!!![/size]

@sylvex

Rocky, if u too follow me u go soon fall oo.

Well to be frank, money can't buy true love because love is not mean't to be bought or sold (commodity).

^{i cant help it.} i don fall. i only hope say you too go fall _{in love with me; without the money part}

_{ladies on rampage,} but like zignor said, poster, you need to carry out more research. i think our ladies are rather quite independent on the contrary.

sylvex:
if u really want to know, try me

^{i still dey follow you up and down o!!!biko nu!} i dont think it can sha, or can it?

almondjoy:
Definitely someone who loves me more!

Let him be the mumu!

let me get this staright my nutty darling;you wan make ya huddy bu sugomu?

iice:
yimiton. . .indeed
But if there is the possibility of not learning to love your partner. . .well personally not for me.

kinda agree with you dearie

yimiton:
Thanks rockiedink,
All God's inspirations in my head.
By the way, I remember eezeebone now and you too.

you finally got there. i was just bein cheeky, no harm meant