₦airaland Forum

fx45:
The answer is simple.... They're lying and publishing false figures for the sole purpose of perpetrating fraud with the funds coming in for Covid-19

That was how Delta state government reported a man as covid case. The man was not even tested and he eventually died of totally unrelated issues but somehow the numbers must go up

engrchykae:
you forgot the most important name.
The ITALIAN MAN

Shuoooo... I never see

You see! Sometimes we overdo

This is heart breaking.
How come federal government is quick to publish the names of victims of covid-19 abroad yet the ones in Nigeria are tagged as "A man", "A woman"... Nawa

This is serious

Perfecttouch:
in this age and time, one thing must kill a man
Escape Boko haram, jam iswap
Escape iswap, jam herdsmen
Escape herdsmen, jam corona
Escape Corona, jam kpekus
Escape kpekus, jam poverty
Escape poverty, jam isolation
Inside isolation, bad wife problem dey

I'm telling you...

Darkseid:
This thread is proof that a lot of Nairalanders have very low IQ. Most just read the title and click on reply without reading the contents.

I swear to God.
The OP got them

Salvador1:
Chai lagos has become foreign country.

Here in lagos I'm yet to see person with this virus or hear from anyone talking about someone with this virus.

Meanwhile Wetin concern me.

If u know u know

U are carried boss.....

BlackShit:
We're all struggling bro. I don't judge or condemn anyone. Just encourage and advise.

A man's body is literally a 24/7 running high-powered living sex machine. All that energy be released one way or the other, voluntarily or involuntarily.

Say this in Spanish abeg

Will go for house fellowship then come back, eat Easter rice and go moviebox pro

Word! I love that stand. Its even more painful when one realises that Nigeria is having a better death rate than the hopeless chinkos.
Buhari and his irresponsible goons should have allowed the NNA cry for help before importing these 5G installers cum doctors.

This is what you get when you elect someone that presented a NEPA bill as certificate.

holsconcept:
As usual, COVID 19 must be attached to the death to push up the figures. Kudos

You can see it ba? The index case in delta that they tagged covid19 patient have been terminally ill since last year from totally unrelated issues. The son stays in my area but hey! Its all part of it

Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times.


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.

Op na bad wing man

godkiller:
Both, drop your number and location.

08069825433
Production

Warri

tyup:
You'll never hear things like this in the North.....later one mumu smwia wee be telling me the North is not civilised, If this is the type of civilization Ipobs wan2 give us then we don't want

Book haram and Fulani herdsmen is what? Try get sense na

Patrioticman007:
For real ?. JW should please help us locate Shekau house first, before we entrust them with our billions.

Bros so u prefer the excuse of "we don't where Nigerians are staying"?

Federal government should give our funds to Jehova witnesses to share. They know every compound in Nigeria

kunleweb:
Man of the year. I hope our media houses will do the needful. The man rode the Chinese dude like a 120 mph four wheeler on an 80 mph lane


He rode the Chinese so severely that even the Chinese who was a senior director becameconfused about what he was doing.


The dude rode the Chinese so rough, he didn't stop, he turned the car upside down and began to ride the dude/Car upside on its roof ( Chai I dey imagine sha)

Bros wetin dey happen to u na

Na dem sabi o

Church services could be modified following social distancing and it'd still go well. People that don't normally go to church don't know what church is to some of us

Audio relocation.
That coward

Hope he has watched Queen of the south. What happened to General Cortez

[quote author=GreatResearcher1 post=88321275][/quote]Remove that researcher from your name and add fool

godkiller:
Why should a grown up man think with his fingers?

I want a team of volunteers who would teach Nigerian youths solar panel production. We need to start a revolution.

Solar panel production or installation

This is the height of it all.... Hunter is now the hunted.

Our darling daddy crooner is back again because its Judas's Week and he can't miss it for anything chief Judas

[quote author= post=88316330]Probably to kill the spirit of konji when they are not together.

It makes no sense to us tho.....that's a dumb thing to do.

To each their own anyways.[/quote]Oh no.... He's back

J111333:
If you have family members or friends in America, this is a time to reach out to them. It's been crazy lately.

I have lots of peeps there o. They are all so scared. God help us all

Guys how long should a man stay with his gf before its ok to ask her to be the chief bridesmaid for one's fiancee

sarrki:
Shut up


I don’t deal with pessimistic dudes

My way of thought must not conform with you

Keep your myopic thoughts to your thick your skull... How did it even get pass that wall of cement?

Officialgarri:
This guy keeps turning lemons into lemonades

I no understand again o

vickydankal:
Thank God I’m a believer already and it wasn’t this man who preached to me.

Because this man is highly misrepresenting and misinforming people about true Christianity.

I don’t trust Him

Note:
I have time on my hand now for those of you “don’t judge crew” we will dig it out this morning.

No waste your time sis

MyVILLAGEpeople:
This man is a huge comic relief

Wait till see him dance.. Baba did the moonwalk sha