First time I'm seeing sesame growing on our soil

Nice one

Chimezie198:
Hope say na 2billion you send as odogwu online Npower billionaire wey you be.

E go dey somehow that you sent 1000naira

shekoduza:
This thing happen close to my area in Kaduna, we have complaint to security agencies but to no avail, this guys will just stop you, rob you and go scored free. what i have device now is to move with cutlas in my car, once they stop me, the rest will be history on the first person that will show. they have killed more than 20 persons because of phone snatching.

Chai, this is serious. People around her should have advised her against jogging. Sad one! May God console her family

Why are you feeling intimidated? Her family is doing what you can't and instead of to be grateful you want her to succumb to poverty just to massage your ego. You need to work on your self esteem

akseph1:

It is said that whoever the devil want to kill, he first made mad.

Loud it!!!

Adekunle1665:
What about preselected C2 beneficiary that are yet to receive any penny, I hope they will pay us too

They will pay you all minus that nairaland billionaire that sleeps on this thread hoping on stipends yet he's claiming to feed the nation

pendragonbladgo:
But guys please make una see....

I have been having sex from the age of 19years, I have always hated protection.

Currently I am in my 30s.

I have had sex with all tribes in Nigeria, urgly, beautiful, fulani, abino, Pastors wife, married women, divorce ladies, under age, old women, even older than my mum. I don't think their is a creature called woman I haven't had sex with. Infact, I have a sex with a mother, her daughter and all the sisters in the family, and currently they are asking when I will return so I can continue to fire the whole family, but I just retire cos I need to focus on getting married when I get to 35years (some years from today)

This is my point, I am not coming to repent. What I am saying is No woman or girl have ever sincerely told me she is pregnant. Aside the once that want to eat my money, and when I go closer to console them and aslo confirm, I will discover its a lie.

Please what do you think my nairaland family members?
Because the rate I see lot of girls that are dating other guys getting pregnant, I wonder I have not have one child, even a single mistake self that I would have been proud of today!

It simply means you no fit give woman belle

ojobolinda:
But is it possible for the test result to be inaccurate? Because she isnt feeling any sign or symptoms of pregnancy.

She had unprotected sex and out of fear, decided to run the test

Congrats to you in advance

She's fallen out of love with you or she no longer finds you interesting sexually (you are boring on bed) or you hurt her a lot. Op pick 1.

JASONjnr:
The NPF has formed a squad team against one-chance. I hope that it takes effect sooner than later.

It's about time. To think that they did one chance to my police friend recently shows how serious it is. Though that day he didn't wear his uniform.

This is better than increasing VAT

turmacs:
Israel is a terrorist state and Homosexual country.. I wonder how they became God's chosen people. The God i know of clearly stated in the Bible that Homosexuality is a sin.

They were God's chosen people in the past until they rejected Jesus, the son of God . God rejected them. Anyone still calling them God's chosen people don't know the scriptures and lacks wisdom. They do not even practice Christianity but Judaism, why will they be chosen by God. It was in the past they were chosen.

PoliteActivist:


They'll wipe out Israel in a fair fight without outsiders

Fact!!

Nice one. Congrats to them

What's this one feeling like? Putin?

PastorFire:
C1 go cry

C2 our money dey road

Nairaland billionaire. U still dey anticipate npower stipend upon your audio billions? 🤔🤔🤔 I get millions, I get millions yet you dey sleep for this thread and all other online npower news update platforms, dey pray for stipends. Billionaire oshi

Saviourplease:
Hi House,

I am billed to attend a company sponsored training in the Uk by the end of the month but my VISA application was turned down for the reasons attached. How do I handle this and improve my chances in my future applications?

It's clear they suspect this is a ploy between you and the company that you will japa. It's just a japa in disguise. Give up!! As it stands now, nothing you can do about it!!!

Taylor94:
Wait oo


Do you people remember when Lai Mohammed threatened Israel to hand over Nnamdi Kanu to Nigeria or Nigerian Army will invade Israel


Una know say we get luck? Na so we for take die oo


Three hours later Lai Mohammed denied that he didn’t threaten them that he only said wetin Israel dey Nigeria no good say if Nigeria do them like that wether them go like am

If only the real culprits are fished out and the innocent left out.

Josephamstrong1:

Who are the full baked ones?
Why not apply and undergo the training in teaching?
Every school has curriculum they teach with. Apart from native languages, other subjects are taught in English. Do you think to learn and write English is that simple? Native languages are taught by parents at home. The school only aids when the time for learning native languages comes. Blame parents and not schools. Same you will criticize a school that its pupils don’t know how to read and write in English.

Are you one of the half baked teachers? Why are you feeling attacked? Like my first post suggest, the half baked teachers employed in private schools is even more of a menace than languages. Employing school cert holders without adequate training and retraining on teaching and education generally, what do we expect them to teach the children?

Meritjoshua:
Mine was with a girl with big lips. She was my classmate. It happned in 2016 inside the school hall.

I didn't know the girl was a novice she didn't know how to kiss. She ended up biting my lips

😄😄😄😄

I'm glad my job is directly related to what I studied.

TemplarLandry:
Wild donkeys are being tamed.
God be with Israel!

God can never be a party to this genocide. Israel who rejected God's son even.

PastorFire:


Scammer? Since I know you with your useless Grammer, u never drop 1kobo 4 dis place..
If dem born u well, enter into a money challenge with me on dis thread

Why should I drop "1kobo"
My children dey here? It's the entitlement for me. This na indirect begging I dey see so?

Use the billions go help your pitiable life wey no get joy. U get money for challenge na em u dey fight npower beneficiaries they paid (as they didn't pay you) instead of to use the billions chase frustration comot for your life? Dey dream

PastorFire:


I made half a million in 2weeks and you think I'm your mate.. If I screenshot more, u go faint

Usual words of a frustrated scammer that's still not seeing shishi

They (private schools) are also destroying the educational system in Nigeria. They are employing half baked teachers everywhere without adequate training and retraining just because they want to cut cost.

Curdlebug:


If you like screenshot my post and post it everywhere... Hard times go reach everybody one way or another... I pray it doesn't get to you reading this post

If you think that chimp is not experiencing worse, then you'll believe anything people come here to type about themselves. He's deleted all his begging post.

PastorFire:
See one of the C1 just like Maj196 and RoseIsCursed that is always abusing me.. Even though I do not celebrate his situation and pray he gets help quickly, it is funny how he joined others to form big boy & insult me here.

We all know you are a frustrated old man that's terribly unhappy with his existence both offline and online. Unfortunately this npower u dey hope on no give you shishi. As e dey pain you e dey sweet me.

We also know say na you dey tell whoever cares to listen or read say you be big boy. Empty vessels na Dem dey make noise so it's understandable.

Maj196:
You don dey shout this dem go still pay us since many months now oo. Laslas year go soon end