₦airaland Forum

Chisos! That guy is WICKED!

These people are very heartless! Just count the numbers of people each of their groups have killed not to talk of those they didn't mention. God punish devil.

hardywaltz:
I'm sure he is waiting for NDLEA to pay him his N5m

N 25M

agarawu23:
na wetin day pain me pass be that

some will sell it as low as 150k

Them go con carry the money go hotel go met ashawo.

LMAyedun:
Guy, u go kill urself with bitterness fa.. take some chill pills. Buhari can't do Fayose a thing.

Many people said Jonathan was going to win the election and he lost so let see how this 4 years gonna look like for fayose.( his period left as governor & first few months after he exit office, that is if he complete his remaining term).

Heading should read; Fayose Nincompoop steals the show. Lo ba tan.

Truth24:
Fallen Olympus everywhere

You can say that again as Olympus have really felled.

Truth24:
Fallen Olympus everywhere

You can say that again as Olypus have really falling.

Iamsynord:
Do you Want to have a Good Laugh by listening to Nigerian Music.??
These Artistes are the ones you should listen to.i guaranteed you will definitely smile after Listening to one or two of their tracks.

1) Seriki - The former alapomeji act and Indigenous rapper is one of the most hilarious Rappers in the industry.One may have no choice than to giggle at one or two lines of any of his Tracks.
Lines Like " Money speaking keep quiet.now am eating balanced diet. I have killed chicken. The intestine is in the kitchen .

2) Falz- The Lawyer Turn Rapper is known for his hilarious Skits which as come to bear in his style of music and delivery.With a deliberately funny accent and hilarious lines,you will definately have a good laugh
Listening to tracks like Marry Me.Ello Bae.jamb question remix and Karishika.

3) Vic O - The Self acclaimed King of Rap coincidentally is also a Comedian. So one may not surprised he incorporated comedy into his Style of Rap and Lyrics. " I killed the beat and Cook it for my fans to eat " ..Tracks like After Party .Meek Mill / Drake and many other tracks will surely make u roll on d ground with laughter.

4) Dbanj - Since His Departure from Mo hits.Dbanj has become funnier and More hilarious with his Music. .With lines like " Ma gbe coast to coast..and dont tell me you want to eat nandos "..
I show am d Koko she show me the Rodo .Shoprite no be leventis..Dbanj had always Stated he was an entertainer and not a musician.


5) Mr Raw - Mr Raw Nwane. .one of The Pioneers of Igbo indigeous Rapper is another rapper ,you cant do without smiling and even laughing at most of his Lyrics.With well delivered lines and Witty lyrics, Mr Raw Lines are relaxed.Well delivered and Sure to keep you entertained from tracks like obodo,spiritual conji etc

Notables

Sina Rambo
All nollywood actresses and actors turned singers.

D'banj is a comedian, check out his recent video where a white neighbor knocked and after interaction, he called his guys that D Rock is their neighbor just because the guy is huge. All those guys you mentioned are really funny likewise Olamide, Suspect and Reminisce.

Warldbest:
Oga titus wey too pompous, his dreams without don jazzy are dreamless fp tins

don jazzy is a local champion who's record label MAVINS is loosing it relevance bit by bit; D'banj is far out of his class, don jazzy acknowledged this when a reporter put a question to him, he replied '' our aim was to make D'BANJ bigger than MO'HIT & they have accomplished just that" hear Oga local don! Abeg D'banj class pass don local own, oh! Sorry, don jazzy I mean..

Warldbest:
Oga titus wey too pompous, his dreams without don jazzy are dreamless fp tins

don jazzy is a local champion who's record label MAVINS is loosing it relevance bit by bit; D'banj is far out of his class, don jazzy acknowledged this when a reporter put a question to him, he replied '' our aim was to make D'BANJ bigger than MO'HIT & they have accomplished just that" hear Oga local don! Abeg D'banj class pass don local own, oh! Sorry, don jazzy I mean.

yomi007k:
Don jazzy is making music.
D banj is entertaining,making money and stashing all d awards.

Ask d world who dey know D banj or Don jazzy.

All this is FYI

The world know D'banj but few made up of mostly Nigerians know don jazzy; D'banj is far ahead of don jazzy.

Laughing in Swahili

Freemanan:
Illorin is not a state... Onitsha is not, Ibadan is not... Sokoto and Enugu are cities inside the main state... They are all cities...

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She ain't ugly as some people want us to believe but she's bleaching & that's her choice.

Nigeria military have stepped up their game as they're bolder but People that have been making noise about them using ogbonigwe a locally made land mine should better sit down and think after seeing the kind of improvised bombs illiterate boko haram are making and they use it majorly against their own people, what will it take them if their is another civil war? Then thousands of such & suicide bombers will be deployed to the lands of ogbonigwes. Boko Haram members are better trained, better armed and better motivated than the Niger Delta militants but yet, the Nigerian military are killing them in large numbers every day even in numbers the military won't dare reveal to the public. These boko haram members are animals and they keep coming due to them being already brainwashed. The government, religions leader & the press should start reeducating the people of the North as the earlier this start the better for everyone on the long run.

Ameachi lost out as per SSG because he played a prominent role in the emergence of Saraki and if we recall that wike dissolved the chairmen he installed; wike had tried all he could to dissolve them but he couldn't till Ameachi jumped the gun.

BeeBeeOoh:
I don't see anything like marginalisation here, all I see is a strong "Master & Slave Relationship..






Proudly 5%

He was a staunch PDP member and what he meant is marginalisation of PDP & ife to an extent.

mildflame:
EKEREMADU think say him be sharp Guy now see wetin de happen

True talk, they were making fun of Tinubu and Buhari then not knowing that they just shot themselves in the leg.

Ritual or betting, it just got to be one of the two..

3 may be answers - 1. Saraki setting fire to his own house just to destroy incriminating evidence. 2. Saraki setting fire to his own house so as to black mail EFCC and 3. Saraki trying to use the fire incident to win sympathy.

pyyxxaro:
The First Picture na Close Up mode

# The lady don tell am say Tonto dicey and Cossy have agreed to give two-some this Weekend #

The Second Picture na Cocaine and Sk mode #the guy de Binu , Fashola don fucckk up #

Badoooo

Holyfield1:
Source:http://www.punchng.com/politics/pdp-may-soon-die-says-okupe/

Dokpesi is a wrong choice if PDP is to make head way.

efilefun:
But the news was that he went to visit dbanj in he's house, so what do you expect people to think and I believe if it's not his house he would have gladly named the location.

It could be one of his houses thou

He said it is Choccity office

efilefun:
But the news was that he went to visit dbanj in he's house, so what do you expect people to think and I believe if it's not his house he would have gladly named the location.

It could be one of his houses thou

He said it is Choccity office.

SLIDEwaxie:
Was that what Jonathan was also planning to do in his time?

1. NIMET~Dr. Anthony Anuforom

2.NNPC~Eng. Andrew Yakubu

3.NIMASA~Patrick Apobolokemi

4.PENCOM~Mrs. Chinelo Anohu Amazu

5.FERMA~Engr. Chukwu Amuchi

6.DPR~Mr. George Osahon

7.Bank Of Industry~Ms. Evelyn Oputu

8.Nigerian Content Dev. Agency~Ernest Nwanpa

9.Consumer Protection Agency~Mrs Dupe Atoki

10.NCC~Engr. Eugene Juwa

11.NAMA~Engr. Nnamdi Udoh

12.NCAA~Engr. Akikuotu

13.FAAN~George
Uriesi

14.NCAT~Capt. Chinere Kalu

15.SEC~Aruma Otteh

16.Sovereign Wealth Fund~Uche Orji

17.NAFDAC~Dr Paul Orhil

18.FIIRO~Dr. Mrs. G. N Elemo

19.Maritime Academy Of Nigeria~Oron Joshua Okpo

20.Railway Corporation~Eng. Seyi Sijuwade

21.Nigerian Touri
sm Dev. Corporation~Mrs. Sally Mbanefoh

22.Budget Office Of The Federation~Dr Bright Okogwu

23.NERDC~Prof Godswill Obioma

24.NEXIM~Mr R. R Orya

25.Standard Organization Of Nigeria~Dr Joseph Odumodu

26.Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation~Emeka Nkem Mba

27.Industrial Training Fund~Prof. Longmas Wapmuk

28.National University Commission~Prof. Okojie

29.NESREA~Mrs. N.S Benebo 30.MDG Office~Dr. Precious Gbenio

31.Surveyor General Of The Federation~Peter Chigozie

32.Statistician General Of The Federation~Dr. Yemi Kale

33.Accountant General Of The Federation~Mr. Jonah Otunla

34.Auditor General Of The Federation~Samuel Yonongo Ukura

35.National Orientation Agency~Mike Omieri

36.News Agency Of Nigeria~Oluremi Oyo Oluremi Oyo was replaced by Ima Niboro....from the South South.

37.NEPC E/S David I Adelugba

38.NEPZA~Mr. Olugbenga Kuye 39.BPP~Engr Emeka Ezeh

40.Niger Delta Ministry-Orubebe, etc...



Credit to 'kazim' on Facebook.

Continue to dey cry

Tell those bad belle PDP, Jonathan appointed 40 from the south and this are mostly from south east & south south; Buhari have only appointed 25 & PDP folks are making noise, they should get a life.

SLIDEwaxie:
Was that what Jonathan was also planning to do in his time?

1. NIMET~Dr. Anthony Anuforom

2.NNPC~Eng. Andrew Yakubu

3.NIMASA~Patrick Apobolokemi

4.PENCOM~Mrs. Chinelo Anohu Amazu

5.FERMA~Engr. Chukwu Amuchi

6.DPR~Mr. George Osahon

7.Bank Of Industry~Ms. Evelyn Oputu

8.Nigerian Content Dev. Agency~Ernest Nwanpa

9.Consumer Protection Agency~Mrs Dupe Atoki

10.NCC~Engr. Eugene Juwa

11.NAMA~Engr. Nnamdi Udoh

12.NCAA~Engr. Akikuotu

13.FAAN~George
Uriesi

14.NCAT~Capt. Chinere Kalu

15.SEC~Aruma Otteh

16.Sovereign Wealth Fund~Uche Orji

17.NAFDAC~Dr Paul Orhil

18.FIIRO~Dr. Mrs. G. N Elemo

19.Maritime Academy Of Nigeria~Oron Joshua Okpo

20.Railway Corporation~Eng. Seyi Sijuwade

21.Nigerian Touri
sm Dev. Corporation~Mrs. Sally Mbanefoh

22.Budget Office Of The Federation~Dr Bright Okogwu

23.NERDC~Prof Godswill Obioma

24.NEXIM~Mr R. R Orya

25.Standard Organization Of Nigeria~Dr Joseph Odumodu

26.Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation~Emeka Nkem Mba

27.Industrial Training Fund~Prof. Longmas Wapmuk

28.National University Commission~Prof. Okojie

29.NESREA~Mrs. N.S Benebo 30.MDG Office~Dr. Precious Gbenio

31.Surveyor General Of The Federation~Peter Chigozie

32.Statistician General Of The Federation~Dr. Yemi Kale

33.Accountant General Of The Federation~Mr. Jonah Otunla

34.Auditor General Of The Federation~Samuel Yonongo Ukura

35.National Orientation Agency~Mike Omieri

36.News Agency Of Nigeria~Oluremi Oyo Oluremi Oyo was replaced by Ima Niboro....from the South South.

37.NEPC E/S David I Adelugba

38.NEPZA~Mr. Olugbenga Kuye 39.BPP~Engr Emeka Ezeh

40.Niger Delta Ministry-Orubebe, etc...



Credit to 'kazim' on Facebook.

Continue to dey cry

Jonathan appointed 40 from the south and this are mostly from south east & south south; Buhari have only appointed 25 & PDP folks are making noise, they should get a life.

madridguy:
South-west, the most blessed part of Nigeria. Proudly omo O'dua.

You can say that again.

flowfury:
Special fried rice go sweet with chicken laps...ordinary fried rice is a momcy

I prefer it with chicken wings

001ng:
Northerners, winner takes it all.



That's a bad precedent in a multi ethnic country like Nigeria.


PMB, I voted you but I don't support this. Don't let my neighbours , friends and family members that were against my support for you laugh at me.

Someone just told me that Kure is a Yoruba from Ogun State.

pyyxxaro:
Yes naa

Even for 500k I wud propose on Onitsha bridge

I like dem massive like Union Bank # Big, Strong and Reliable #

You're a bad guy.

acenazt:
You mean Olamide's rented ford limo right?

Straight talk, Nice one.