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To marry the person you love and enjoy your honeymoon dey cool,
Maedan sweet love don turn me to an aje butter from de old school

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3713593#msg3713593 date=1239334647]@Maedan,
Which kain yeye descretion
Let me bring to your attention
Person wey like humility
No go marry Maedan the beauty

Person wey drive Bentley go turn head
Especially if hin go Ajegunle
Maedan too na head turner
Hot mama, like Tina Turner

Like many people, me sef I wonder
How Rotimy manage be your lover
But if I dey think like that
Wetin I go say for Ojukwu and Bianca

I know money fit do anything
Bring together, Beauty and the Beast
Seal and Heidi Klum tell me say
With money, you go get the whole package[/quote]Maedan dey make my heart yori-yori,
And our royal marriage go be jolly-joli

princesa:
was up all of you
am loving thia hread invincibly
Maedan a lady that rule supreme
nice flow u got whatever language to use
nice up rotimy too and tayo d

i never could rhyme in pidgin
not my knack
besides my fire is out
i can t even rhyme for a money sack

later then

Thanks for de encouragement,
I go soon hear of ur engagement
And me & Madam Maedan go come for enjoyment.

@ Nairalanders, count down to d our e-wedding!
Easter Sunday, April 12,2009.10.00AM @ Abuja.

If you never get our card.
I beg make U no dey sad.
Make you drop your name and address,
We promise to get to you without stress.

signed , MAEDANROTIMY

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3705392#msg3705392 date=1239192369]@maedan,
Which one you dey sef
Why reveal this bombshell
U for wait till after wedding
To reveal this shortcoming

Rotimy no dey play with hin food
Steaming hot, no be one wey don cool
Nothing dey remain mama sikira soup
Which hin dey chop everyday at noon.[/quote]Walai you be true son of your father,
But I get cooking training from my mother.
Mama Sikira dey use white maggi dey cook,
E don tey I went there to eat or to book.
True true I No dey play with my correct African delicious food,
I go prove to Maedan say I dey cook food wey dey very good.

maedan:
verrry nice

but i must to warn u say, i no b fantastic cook
instead 2 dey stay kitchen, i go dey read book
but i sabi prepare indomie well well
e beta pass pounded yam wey go make ur belle swell!

My African Princess, Cook or no cook no go be a problem to us,
I no go marry you make you come work and tire like a horse.
But I think say dat Indomie na for our children wey dey come?
Na true na only dat kind oyibo food country man go chop for home?
Anyway shaa,I sabi cook very well and go take time teach you gently,
When you get belle, I go dey cook all de food and feed you lovingly.
You go try read all the fine cooking books and about men & their lives,
Even films go help you adjust esp dat series about " Desperate Housewives".

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3701955#msg3701955 date=1239127605]@Ritimy,
Ha-tchoo! God bless me too much
This sneezing, where hin come from
To say na bird flu or cold I catch
I still no go dey sneeze like that.

Surely this na case of allergy
My only way to detect true bullshit
Inside wetin Rotimy write and tell
There is a lie hin dey try to sell

Last week d guy say hin dey too broke
To manage money be hin only goal
This week hin dey throw dollar around
Like I no know what its all about
You know from time I dey by your side
To marry Maedan my hand dey inside
But no try to score a cheap point
By throwing your guy under the bus![/quote]A man wey wan be true man no dey annouce all him wealth,
Rotimy no dey very broke, just dey save and dey tight my belt.
When I wan insist that our honeymoon must be for Calabar,
Abi I no agree to take her to Carribben when she shout "haba"?

Rotimy don dey poor before and no wan be poor again,
He dey reluntant to throw money around which can't be regain.
In dis e-love story, him strong love for de wife dey motivate him,
To make his pretty caring wife happy now seems to be his life aim.

maedan:
@rotylovy
i don almost finish 2 dey compile
i know say e go take a while
bt d long list dey almost ready
2 invite al those who dey hold us steady
4rm olulu 2 even dat tayo-d
both d haters & naysayers,make dem no talk say i dey heady

My egg-yolk,I sabi say you dey wetin oyibo de call meticulous,
U go make sure all are invited so dem go take us very serious.
I happy say soon I go de eat your food wey go dey delicious.
I beg no forget all those wey dey cheer & those wey dey jealous!

@ Nairalanders

If you never get our card.
I beg make U no dey sad.
Make you drop your name and address,
We promise to get to you without stress.

signed, ROTIMAEDAN

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3696733#msg3696733 date=1239039429]@maedan
See me see wahala, abi na trouble
Why this unnecessary hustle and bustle
You overlook my very smart and good intention
Designed to help you for your special occassion

I say I know a generous sponsor
No be by force by force make u concur
All I know be say u get power to choose
If u no like am, make you just press snooze

No be say I wan cause any wahala
But funding a wedding no be small matter
As for Rotimy, hin don catch my clue
Him luv don drive am to love-vendor for you[/quote]Na wa for this man way say I get clue,
May be him dey suffer from de bird flu.

[quote author=rotimy link=topic=232650.msg3695260#msg3695260 date=1239023498][/quote]@ TAYO-D
Na before Rotimy say he no get money,
But God come butter my bread with honey.
I no fit afford all de fine things in dis world,
But I not fit leave my sweet wife naked for cold.
We dey take wisdom dey spend for dis marriage,
Maedan na very good wife who know how to manage.
Tayo, you kin sponsor na type wey get big K-leg,
because your type dey pursue person's wife with him 3rd-leg

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3692673#msg3692673 date=1238962509]@Maedan,

Your silence has been astonishing
And your reply is no less comforting
Per your Sista I am still pursuing
Though her hand you are witholding

He dey hard to always rhyme
No matter how hard a broda try
But so far luv dey abound
Inspiration go come around.

Good luck on your your shopping spree
But tell me who dey pay the bill
Rotimy talk say hin no get any dough
How u come dey manage am so?

[s]Let me know if you need a sponsor
I know one for the city of London
All dey need is a night with the bride-to-be
And with dat they go meet your every need. [/s]
[/quote

Na before Rotimy say he no get money,
But God come butter my bread with honey.
I no fit afford all de fine things in dis world,
But I not fit leave my sweet wife naked for cold.
We dey take wisdom dey spend for dis marriage,
Maedan na very good wife who know how to manage.
Tayo, you kin sponsor na type wey get big K-leg,
because your type dey pursue person's wife with him 3rd-leg[/quote]

maedan:


so i be a princess wey dey priceless
and a gift wey dey give person heart a lift?

diamond wey dey like almond, na only me?
even a rose flower and mindblower -chei, see me see

i[b] sure say u dey sweeten me up for that our honeymoon
u wan make sure we rock am pass d one for mills & boon[/b]
no wahala, as an e-hubby, u go electronically enjoy ur maedan
and then carry am go ur house make i come be your madam!

}}}}}}}}}}}}}}DAYS AND NIGHTS OF OUR HONEYMOON{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{[

Days of lovely laughter,
Nights of inimate matter.

Days of sweet kiss,
Nights of honey bliss.

Days of watching de waves,
Nights of making de moves!

Days of feeding each other,
Nights of loving each other!

P.S,
Onyeka Onwenu for our show charged five hundred thousand naira,
I do pay am and she promise her best for people from land of naira.
Pls suggest the man of God wey go officiate for de Church,
Dem be so many now and I want de best from de bunch!
My travel agent don book our 1st class flight to Island of Bahamas,
De beach of that Caribbean and their hotel go make us go bananas

heyo:
Posted on: Today at 03:57:47 PMPosted by: rotimy
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***********For MY MAGNIFICENT MAEDAN***********

Eletric current de run for my bodi as I dey look your foto,
My heart dey sweet me as if I don win a very big lotto.
Your face no just dey very fine but na shining angel face,
No beauty contest you enter which u no go win the race.
Your eyes dey shine as de bright early morning sun wey rise,
And your smile dey very unique and fit break all de Eskimo ice.
You fine nose dey well pointed as if Baba above put am fertilizer,
And when you talk and laugh, it be like say your voice get equalizer.
^{Your teeth dey white as if angels brush them with super bleach,
And when we marry I go take time and lick them inch by inch.}Your lips dey so succulent pass the Obalnde suya,
And I go soon enjoy your kiss pass de Benue doya.
With only one week to our speacial wedding

@roty

dats so disgusting brother
ur sexual tactics are like those of a villager, yulk!!

Bros wetin dey disgusting for couple wey don marry?
No be anyhow dem like am na so dem go try & no tarry?
When you marry your own, make you no kiss d mouth but her toe,
No matter how you abuse or curse me, I no go ever be your foe.

maedan:
@ heyo
i no jus understand
i think say u b civilized man
those very lines u dey call disgusting
be d kind wey dey last without rusting
na so he take capture me 4rm d 1st page
so i beg make u save ur rage
me wey don already write ur special I.V. Card
bt now i go tear am bc ur heart too dey hard

I beg you my love make Heyo still get our speacial card,
Two people at the time no de show say dem dey mad.
No matter wetin e say he no go succeed to me make sad,
Make e come dat day look as Roty & Maedan go[b] kiss [/b] hard.

maedan:
@ my romantic, caring, sexy & CIVILIZED rotimy,
sweet'art, pls no mind heyo, e no get clue,
about d diamond wey dey deep inside of u
na ur kind humble guy dey get all d chicks wey hot,
while d show-offs dey get d back of pot.
In fact, na dat ur poem we go print 4 d wedding programme
make pple see say u truly luv ur maedan!

***kisss***

))))))))))))))))TEN WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY MAEDAN((((((((((((((((((((((

Princess
Priceless
Gift
Lift
Diamond
Almond
Rose flower
Mind blower
Lovely Maedan
My only Madam

***********For MY MAGNIFICENT MAEDAN***********
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Eletric current de run for my bodi as I dey look your foto,
My heart dey sweet me as if I don win a very big lotto.
Your face no just dey very fine but na shining angel face,
No beauty contest you enter which u no go win the race.
Your eyes dey shine as de bright early morning sun wey rise,
And your smile dey very unique and fit break all de Eskimo ice.
You fine nose dey well pointed as if Baba above put am fertilizer,
And when you talk and laugh, it be like say your voice get equalizer.
Your teeth dey white as if angels brush them with super bleach,
And when we marry I go take time and lick them inch by inch.
Your lips dey so succulent pass the Obalnde suya,
And I go soon enjoy your kiss pass de Benue doya.
With only one week to our speacial wedding,
I wan promise that our love go be unending.