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Tayo-D:
@Maedan,
Which kain yeye descretion
Let me bring to your attention
Person wey like humility
No go marry Maedan the beauty

Person wey drive Bentley go turn head
Especially if hin go Ajegunle
Maedan too na head turner
Hot mama, like Tina Turner

Like many people, me sef I wonder
How Rotimy manage be your lover
But if I dey think like that
Wetin I go say for Ojukwu and Bianca

I know money fit do anything
Bring together, Beauty and the Beast
Seal and Heidi Klum tell me say
With money, you go get the whole package

princesa:
was up all of you
am loving thia hread invincibly
Maedan a lady that rule supreme
nice flow u got whatever language to use
nice up rotimy too and tayo d

i never could rhyme in pidgin
not my knack
besides my fire is out
i can t even rhyme for a money sack

later then

Tayo-D:
@maedan,
Which one you dey sef
Why reveal this bombshell
U for wait till after wedding
To reveal this shortcoming

Rotimy no dey play with hin food
Steaming hot, no be one wey don cool
Nothing dey remain mama sikira soup
Which hin dey chop everyday at noon.

maedan:
verrry nice

but i must to warn u say, i no b fantastic cook
instead 2 dey stay kitchen, i go dey read book
but i sabi prepare indomie well well
e beta pass pounded yam wey go make ur belle swell!

Tayo-D:
@Ritimy,
Ha-tchoo! God bless me too much
This sneezing, where hin come from
To say na bird flu or cold I catch
I still no go dey sneeze like that.

Surely this na case of allergy
My only way to detect true bullshit
Inside wetin Rotimy write and tell
There is a lie hin dey try to sell

Last week d guy say hin dey too broke
To manage money be hin only goal
This week hin dey throw dollar around
Like I no know what its all about
You know from time I dey by your side
To marry Maedan my hand dey inside
But no try to score a cheap point
By throwing your guy under the bus!

maedan:
@rotylovy
i don almost finish 2 dey compile
i know say e go take a while
bt d long list dey almost ready
2 invite al those who dey hold us steady
4rm olulu 2 even dat tayo-d
both d haters & naysayers,make dem no talk say i dey heady

Tayo-D:
@maedan
See me see wahala, abi na trouble
Why this unnecessary hustle and bustle
You overlook my very smart and good intention
Designed to help you for your special occassion

I say I know a generous sponsor
No be by force by force make u concur
All I know be say u get power to choose
If u no like am, make you just press snooze

No be say I wan cause any wahala
But funding a wedding no be small matter
As for Rotimy, hin don catch my clue
Him luv don drive am to love-vendor for you

Tayo-D:
@Maedan,

Your silence has been astonishing
And your reply is no less comforting
Per your Sista I am still pursuing
Though her hand you are witholding

He dey hard to always rhyme
No matter how hard a broda try
But so far luv dey abound
Inspiration go come around.

Good luck on your your shopping spree
But tell me who dey pay the bill
Rotimy talk say hin no get any dough
How u come dey manage am so?

[s]Let me know if you need a sponsor
I know one for the city of London
All dey need is a night with the bride-to-be
And with dat they go meet your every need. [/s]
[/quote

Na before Rotimy say he no get money,
But God come butter my bread with honey.
I no fit afford all de fine things in dis world,
But I not fit leave my sweet wife naked for cold.
We dey take wisdom dey spend for dis marriage,
Maedan na very good wife who know how to manage.
Tayo, you kin sponsor na type wey get big K-leg,
because your type dey pursue person's wife with him 3rd-leg

maedan:


so i be a princess wey dey priceless
and a gift wey dey give person heart a lift?

diamond wey dey like almond, na only me?
even a rose flower and mindblower -chei, see me see

i[b] sure say u dey sweeten me up for that our honeymoon
u wan make sure we rock am pass d one for mills & boon[/b]
no wahala, as an e-hubby, u go electronically enjoy ur maedan
and then carry am go ur house make i come be your madam!

heyo:
Posted on: Today at 03:57:47 PMPosted by: rotimy
Insert Quote
***********For MY MAGNIFICENT MAEDAN***********

Eletric current de run for my bodi as I dey look your foto,
My heart dey sweet me as if I don win a very big lotto.
Your face no just dey very fine but na shining angel face,
No beauty contest you enter which u no go win the race.
Your eyes dey shine as de bright early morning sun wey rise,
And your smile dey very unique and fit break all de Eskimo ice.
You fine nose dey well pointed as if Baba above put am fertilizer,
And when you talk and laugh, it be like say your voice get equalizer.
^{Your teeth dey white as if angels brush them with super bleach,
And when we marry I go take time and lick them inch by inch.}Your lips dey so succulent pass the Obalnde suya,
And I go soon enjoy your kiss pass de Benue doya.
With only one week to our speacial wedding

@roty

dats so disgusting brother
ur sexual tactics are like those of a villager, yulk!!

maedan:
@ heyo
i no jus understand
i think say u b civilized man
those very lines u dey call disgusting
be d kind wey dey last without rusting
na so he take capture me 4rm d 1st page
so i beg make u save ur rage
me wey don already write ur special I.V. Card
bt now i go tear am bc ur heart too dey hard

maedan:
@ my romantic, caring, sexy & CIVILIZED rotimy,
sweet'art, pls no mind heyo, e no get clue,
about d diamond wey dey deep inside of u
na ur kind humble guy dey get all d chicks wey hot,
while d show-offs dey get d back of pot.
In fact, na dat ur poem we go print 4 d wedding programme
make pple see say u truly luv ur maedan!

***kisss***