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maedan:
@ rotysweety

as u don promise to pamper ur honey
i go show u say, i value dat pass money
u wan give me breakfast for bed,
even bathe me from toe to head,
na such attention i dey consider
dat's why our love no one fit hinder
tho' dem get sweet mouth like heyo
wey wan tune my heart like stereo
& not forgetting mr. playa bililis
wey shoot d ball but e come miss
all these no fit take ur place
dem no dey there 4 start of d race
even kidgenious talk say make i no mind dem,dem dey deceive
but u na"superlative n conjugative", "inventive n creative"
so wetin dey again, u get everything i need
na only to prepare ourself 2 finally do d deed!

Ascony:
chai!!!!!
This thread don dey shark me like tombo
but maedan, mind u say rotimy dey eye ur tonto
Him na old skul guy wey still dey wear bongo
Be careful b4 u follow am dance tongolo

maedan:
roty sweety, to pick honeymoon site no be beans,
but as u insist, i go choose d carribeans . . .
dem get plenti palmtree n coconut for dia
we go relax n drink 4 d beach without fear
u know say na from d start
u use ur lv rhymes capture my heart
with this, no one fit compete
i go stand by u til dis journey go complete

n for all wellwishers for nairaland, una dey welcome
d wedding go hold, both thru sunshine n rainstorm!

safex101:
rotimi u dey burst my head ohhh with ur rhymes,i kn say na to ask 4 her number or email na dey ur mind lol ,more patrol to ur car

lagbaja:
These love birds no go ever tire
See as their vibes still dey on fire
Like joke it started the game is so funny
True to God love sweet pass honey
At 42 Roty keep on rocking
Go lovers till death comes knocking

denony:
Chai romiti
Chai - IFE LOVE NA EME-

rotimy:
Every good relationship wey go stand strong go face test,
Yes, we dey carry face atimes but soon hope for de best

vanosa:
y una dey fight as if say 2morow no dey.i think say dis na true luv.

oluwdashmi:
@rotimy and maedan

make i confess
as i really would express
dis na the best thread ever for nairaland record
seems to me like it should be on the guiness record


it hooks me to read and read
i keep busting into laffter
as I longed to see the reply after
this e-love pass romeo and juliet
for romeo and juliet fit no sabi this kind e-bullet

make u na continue to dey jolly the love
as the day to tie the knot comes across
remember to invite us on your way to the alter
keeping ur words never as a flatter

where you will say i do
and that will be the next thread that we will look
for anyone that tries to put asunder
will surely receive a thunder

here i rest my case
as you guyz do the haste

maedan:
my sweety make u recover quick from d bed rest
devil just dey put our sincere love to d test
how i no go forgive quick, wen d feelings dey strong
and i no fit dey vex for my roty for long
as u come assure me say, no more sadness
make we dance into the marriage with plenti gladness
whether for abroad or for our backyard
so far we dey 2gether, d wedding go get high standard

maedan:
i no know wetin come over me
wey i dey stress my dear sweety
no fall sick, u hear, i still dey ur side
thru thick n thin my love go abide

maedan:
even me sef i no too well
throughout 2day my head just dey ring bell
i no know wetin come over me
wey i dey stress my dear sweety
no fall sick, u hear, i still dey ur side
thru thick n thin my love go abide
i for no listen to bad bad friends advice
they wan make i lose my roty wey dey good n nice!

maedan:
i say i no want again, abi na by force?
since e dey hard u to open ur purse!
just 4 once, i say make we jolly
instead u wan make we chop epa & boli
i gree 4 u quick, so u no value me
u first do lyk i b d only sugar 4 ur tea
but now na so so manage u say make we do
abeg i no wan suffer, i don try 4 u!

maedan:
Liberia ko, Siberia ni
u no want spend eh, roty mi?
infact, u don make me vex
for the 1st time in ds our naija lv flex
e be lyk say we go cancel all d arrangement
no more wedding, not even engagement
i don see the light weight of ur love
so my own don fly away like wing of a dove!!

blissieng:
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens.
We all have to wonder, what this possibly means.
With our mouse we roam, through rooms in a maze
Looking for something or someone as we sit in a daze

We chat with each other, we share all our woes,
Small groups we do form and gang up on our foes.

We wait for somebody to type out our name,
We want recognition and offer the same.
We give kisses and hugs and sometimes we flirt,
In rooms we chat deeply and reveal why we hurt.

We do form some friendships - but why - we don?t know,
Though some of them flounder some flourish and grow.
Why is it on screen, we can be so bold,
Telling our secrets that have never been told?
Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind
With those we can't see, as though we were blind?
The answer is simple, it's as clear as a bell.
We all have our problems and need someone to tell.

We can't tell "real" people, but tell someone we must
So we turn to the 'puter, and to those we can trust.
Even though it is crazy, the truth still remains;
They are friends without faces and with odd little names~.

maedan:
u don come again, which one be Calabar
u go soon say make we do am for Yaba
i no wan hear am for dis our honeymoon
if no be oversea, d wedding go postpone 2 June
as in, June two thousand and ten
by then u go don save enuf dollar n yen
i don try for u now, i no demand much
but til u take me go abroad, na look but no touch!

maedan:
na everytym u go make me laff!
i hapi say u b my beta half
e be like say u go be good husband
wey go carry me go honeymoon 4 jand
u go fine well well for ur designer jacket
me too go pose as i carry my flower basket
e no easy to find a caring, charming groom
so i go chase comot any rival wit big broom!!

maedan:
na everytym u go make me laff!
i hapi say u b my beta half
e be like say u go be good husband
wey go carry me go honeymoon 4 jand
u go fine well well for ur designer jacket
me too go pose as i carry my flower basket
e no easy to find a caring, charming groom
so i go chase comot any rival wit big broom!!

maedan:
tell our mama say d time dey soon
for one bright sunny day at half past noon
any one wey object, make dem talk now
or hold dia peace, for dat day we go take d vow!

maedan:
Yes o, Baba above own na d best
Him kind love go put u at rest
so no need to fear, i no go charm u
my hand no fit to ever harm u
since u don choose me as ur choice
u no go ever lose me or miss my voice

aslan333:
Relationships. With God, with family, with friends. In the end that’s all that really matters. We come with nothing but we leave with a lifetime of memories. So I put pen to paper in self examination. How many lives have I touched? How many people have I inspired? How many people will attend my funeral? How many will genuinely miss me? In life’s journey I have picked up jewels as well as pebbles. I am passionately loved and deeply despised, still struggling in the battlefield of my mind. Am I called bitter and resentful or happy and enthusiastic? Is life one big party or a pilgrimage. If love is mainly an emotion then how can I love my enemies? No, it’s an act of will, a determination to do the right thing in spite of your emotions. Yet love comes in different shades, my love for my parents differs from my love for my siblings still yet, my love for God. Does God still wrestle with man? Answer, he still wrestles with me in a match I pray to lose.

What epitaph will be written of me? How will the world of spirits welcome me? Will I elevate to the world above or will my sins make me sink to the world below. So many questions, so few answers. A friend of mine is a revolutionary; he has big dreams of changing the world. I face a tougher task, changing myself. I sit at my desk surrounded by the great dead. Writers who have gone on before me. C.s Lewis makes me think, P.G Wodehouse makes me laugh, George Herbert’s words are really deep and Robert Frost is truly rich. J.R.R Tolkien takes me on an adventure and Jean Plaidly brings me home. Writers too many to mention, words too deep to forget. I am Aslan333, a writer, a poet, a friend. A father, a son, a husband, a brother, a child. As I sit at my desk meditating on this drama called life I am reminded that it’s all about relationships, with God, with family, with friends because in the end that’s all that really matters.

maedan:
if na true u talk, den no be one coconut we go chop
make am 100, so d love go neva stop
afterall, some girls dey use love potion
but in my case, i go use love lotion
rub am 4 my sweety's chest
so without my love, e no go rest
na dis one dem dey call sweetheart insurance
to keep my roty, i go need permanent assurance!!!

maedan:
i don tire to dey laff
sotey my neck long like giraffe
ok, i don forgive u
i no fit vex sef for my boo
but which one be coconut, we dey for forest?
abi u b dose guys wey dey form dem b d poorest?
just 2 avoid to spend 4 dem wife
dem go do lyk say no kobo for dia life
i trust u sha, u go dey spend well well
both before and after i don gel!

firestar:
Rotimi na true yu yarn jare


Guguru ati ekpa I dey chop look dis duet yu cal play


Any k-leg for dis naija loff rhymes, hhen- witness dey!


Make una dey carry go, My own go soon come, lai-lai by Jah's will e no go tey.