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SportsRe: Eguavoen's Facts On Amodu's Ineptitude by rotimy(m): 11:58am On Jan 15, 2010
FOOTBALL IS SILLY DISTRACTION FOR MEN WHO ARE FOREVER BOYS!
WHERE IS UMARU?
WHERE IS YARADUA?
WHERE IS OUR PRESIDENT?
Christianity EtcRe: 700 Club's Pat Robertson Says Haiti Paying For 'pact To The Devil' by rotimy(m): 6:00pm On Jan 14, 2010
Voodooism is almost the official religion of the Haitis. I don't know much about their part with the devil but I pray that God will show mercy to the present generation!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders What Are Your New Year Resolutions by rotimy(m): 2:57pm On Dec 31, 2009
TO RULE ANAMBRA STATE BY AL MEANS!
So andy uba, soludo, ngige, ukachukwu, ekwunife,peter oBi, ejezie and others warming up, WATCH YOUR BACKS!
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~ BlueSpice Voted The Literature/writing Section Member Of The Year*~ !! by rotimy(m): 2:12pm On Dec 24, 2009
Let Nairaland awards be a flagship not the usual Naija politicians awards!
Any award on this section without mentioning MAEDAN is like
Best Golfers award without Tiger Wood
Best Female Lawn Tennis award without talking of Serana Williams
Best Nigeria writer without mentioning Soyinka and Achebe
                                                and
BestWorst President of the year without nominating President Umaru Turai Yar'adua!

Maedan creative poetic and humoruos power made Naija Valentine rhymes one of the most read posst this year!
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~ BlueSpice Voted The Literature/writing Section Member Of The Year*~ !! by rotimy(m): 2:12pm On Dec 24, 2009
Let Nairaland awards be a flagship not the usual Naija politicians awards!
Any award on this section without mentioning MAEDAN is like
Best Golfers award without Tiger Wood
Best Female Lawn Tennis award without talking of Serana Williams
Best Nigeria writer without mentioning Soyinka and Achebe
and
BestWorst President of the year without nominating President Umaru Turai Yar'adua!

Maedan creative peotic and humoruos power made Naija Valentine rhymes one of the most read posst this year!
TravelRe: Which Area In Lagos Is The Best To Reside? by rotimy(m): 7:23pm On Dec 21, 2009
WELCOME TO FESTAC TOWN, the heart-beat of Lagos.
The only place in Lagos that accommodates the super millionaires, the middle class and the lower class.
TravelRe: Please Your Experience With Emirate Airline by rotimy(m): 3:27pm On Dec 18, 2009
Theu once upgraded me from business class to first class from dubai to singapore. It was a five star treatment that I will never forget.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Police Chief Blames Nigerians For South African Drug Problems by rotimy(m): 5:08pm On Dec 15, 2009
BELOW IS A MAIL FROM A FACEBOOK FRIEND BASED IN SOUTH AFRICA WHEN I RAISED THE ISSUE AT STAKE WITH HER!

. As for your people, the general opinion of ALL South Africans are that Nigerians that settle here are ALL drug dealers and run prostitution rings. Women are regularly kidnapped, drugged and gang raped to initiate them into prostitution.They are deeply embroiled in all forms of crime. It is frequently in the news. Nigerians have an extremely poor reputation, I'm afraid. Violence, murder, corruption, all goes hand in hand with this kind of criminality. I know that this is not happy news for you, but the truth as I know it to be. Kind regards.
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LiteratureRe: Is The Lost Symbol Worth It's Price? by rotimy(m): 7:35pm On Dec 01, 2009
@ posters
I was the one that grumbled about the price in Nigeria. Yes, it a hardback! Yes, Dan Brown is a gifed writer but coughing out N7500 for a book is really chilly to me! I insist is is highly over priced. I will wait for the paperback!
PoliticsRe: Delta State May Okay Death Penalty For Kidnappers by rotimy(m): 2:01pm On Nov 19, 2009
idiopathic:
What has Delta state done about corruption in the state? These kidnappers are product of a failed state. They need rehabilitation rather than death.
Death penalty should be reserved for the likes of Ibori who almost rendered the state bankrupt.
@POSTERS
I totally support death penalty for the kidnappers! Recently, a 9 months baby was kidnapped at Enugu State, he died before the family will pay the ransom! At Anambra State, A 95 YEAR OLD MAN WAS KILLED BECAUSE HE ASKED THE WEALTHY SON NOT TO PAY THE 60 MILLION NAIRA RANSOM. At Delta State, A 24 year old lady was kidnapped and raped for 2 weeks then killed after the family paid the ransom!
If the dead ones are your children, sister, or daddy and you wish the criminal just a 5 year jail term or sweet rehabilitation, I wish you good luck! Kindapping is criminality. The gangters are armed and have intention of killing their victims, so they too should be killed!
Christianity EtcRe: Disvirging Before Marriage Is A Disgrace To You And Your Family. by rotimy(m): 5:19pm On Nov 18, 2009
VIRGINITY is a virtue. But losing virginty before marriage is a sin which God can forgive when the sinner comes to Him in true repentence. Honestly, there is nothing that you can say that will justify your bogus claim that it is a disgrace to the family. Unless your are talking of the effects like pregnancy, failed abortion or STDs like AIDS
TV/MoviesRe: Nkenna (big Brother Africa), A Model Of A Nigerian Woman? by rotimy(m): 1:11pm On Nov 16, 2009
@POSTERS
BB3 is for losers! I have not watched one day and will never ever have time for a childish thing like that. How will the program benefit an adult? The people that the select are dead brains that cannot correctly answer one question on Who wats to be a Millionaire or join the Debaters at Mo Abudu show
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Buy Lost Symbol By Dan Brown? by rotimy(op): 12:38pm On Nov 16, 2009
@posters
Thanks so much for the info! I will try and buy one hard cover by xmas thiugh I ma not his fan but I love the Davinci code and angels and Demons!
Christianity EtcRe: Marrying A Non-catholic! by rotimy(m): 7:37pm On Nov 13, 2009
Ujujoan:
I dont think you's say that if you were a staunch catholic!
Uju,
I AM MORE THAN A STAUNCH CATHOLIC. But the fact still remains that there is NO guarantee that a catholic husband will make your marriage sweeter! Some of these boys who call themselves Catholics are backslidden Christians who are out to ruin a lady just because his baptism card annouced him a Catholic.
Since you are an Igbo, never allow the godless law that you must marry a catholic or your parents will be punished by the priest scare you! Many Igbo ladies missed their husbands and chance to marry someone they love because they were waiting for some catholic boys who eventually never come!
Christianity EtcRe: Marrying A Non-catholic! by rotimy(m): 7:15pm On Nov 09, 2009
Who cares? Marrying a Catholic or not will NEVER take one to heaven! Every thing about marriage ends here on earth,. That is why the oath says TILL DEATH DO US PART!
LiteratureWhere Can I Buy Lost Symbol By Dan Brown? by rotimy(op): 2:42pm On Oct 31, 2009
I was at the silverbird gallaria to buy THE LOST SYMOL but nearly got lost due to the high price.N5000.
I dashed to Shoprite to meet almost a hostage ransom, N7800.
Both are hard covers and it is hard to believe that while a bag of rice is N7000, a novel can cost higher!
Pls tell me where to buy cheaper one even if it is a paperback!
LiteratureRe: Isbn Registraton And Barcodes For Your Books Within 24 Hours! by rotimy(m): 2:15pm On Oct 31, 2009
I am a published author. What is the big deal about getting ISBN in 24 hours? We get hours less than 2 hours at the National library commission Lagos. So far, the manuscript is ready and the pushlishing company registerd, the rest is easy. Less than N3000.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome – A Style Icon! by rotimy(m): 2:52pm On Oct 28, 2009
he is not an Africam. Or like Micheal Jackson ashamed of his roots. the man hates African wears. In a hot sun, he will be sweating on his three piece suits with oil dripping from his jerry curled hair. no American preacher will dress in an Asian or African clothes always
LiteratureRe: WE WRITE FOR HIRE by rotimy(m): 12:34pm On Oct 15, 2009
I am not intrested in any ghost writing my books. I have authored five books. Book writing is not film making that you rush. Inspiration might take months or years to come, but the writer must wait! Good books take years to come to light not all these Nigerian over-night authors who claim to be bestsellers, yet some could not sell up to 500 copies due the rush by ghost writers!
Christianity EtcRe: Do Catholics Practice The Religion? by rotimy(m): 6:03pm On Oct 12, 2009
Go and ask the Pope and he will tell you that Catholicism is not a dope but a religion of hope!
RomanceRe: Matured Woman Needed by rotimy(m): 6:05pm On Aug 28, 2009
Go to Ojuelegba Busstop, there are a matured woman under the bridge called MAMA IYABO. She operates a mama put there. I overheard her saying she is lonely and needs a man that fits your discription! Good luck my bros!
Christianity EtcRe: Eckanker by rotimy(m): 5:56pm On Aug 28, 2009
You mean a sect or a cult? It is a promotion to use religion for eck, wetin
Christianity EtcRe: Did Micheal Jackson Die A Muslim by rotimy(m): 5:53pm On Aug 28, 2009
Aremugangan:
@lopezd1, point of correction, you don't convert into Islam, instead you revert because everybody is born a muslim.
@ OP, i was totally against the claim he reverted before his death to the extent that curiosity made me create a thread as you just did. I never got the response i wanted either until after, perhaps, two weeks after his death when i read about his reversion. More stories @ www.islamcan.com you will even see Jameel(Jeremaine)Jackson's video there. It was a press conference. Please visit the site and come make your comment here, Safe
At times, I get confused if the BOKO HARAM idealogy is a concept, philosophy or destiny of some people!
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Catholic Couples Use Contraceptives Who Do Not Plan To Have Children? by rotimy(m): 7:15pm On Aug 15, 2009
couples really told you how they make love? You either a pervert or a liar
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by rotimy(op): 7:40pm On Aug 11, 2009
maedan:
Tra la la, make FL Gators no let my head bust cool
But as she get taste, her psyches I must trust
To say d truth, na una be my main inspiration
When I feel say I wan fash, y'all whip me to attenshun cheesy
And now wey Roty dey back on the block
We go all dey tick togeda like d hands of the clock wink grin
Roty true true don come back for the block but tory don reach heaven,
I just dey hope make I flow for the rhyme again because I dey sleep b4 eleven.
But for sake of Maedan I go make big sacrifice to maintain the Naija love season,
Dat our worlld dey go round and never crash for Atlantic na because of our love season
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by rotimy(op): 3:30pm On Aug 10, 2009
maedan:
Eeeyah, i don see say love dey shack you
As you dey cloud nine, i hope d sky dey blue? cheesy
If na me, I go stick to this bobo like glue
since him get d personality&looks to be your boo
Complete man for dis world dey hard to find
No try escape o, allow am to blow ya mind wink grin
I dey salute all of una wey keep Naija love flag flying.
Many dey over-happy and dem sorrows are drying.
I go join de love train again as I don finish my course.
Love be big blessing wey no go ever turn to a curse.
Maedan my madam, na you be Michelle d rock,
Barak my brother and her heart be one big lock.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by rotimy(op): 10:18pm On Jun 15, 2009
Wifey Maedan you be expert for good advice,
I support make things for RuuDie dey very nice.
True love dey scracth person head as him get rice,
But I sure RuuDie go soon melt her heart like ice!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by rotimy(op): 2:29pm On Jun 09, 2009
Nothing go ever scatter him head,
Soon he go mature and take the lead.
Now he dey take words dey plant the seed
Christianity EtcRe: The Virgin As Coredemptrix by rotimy(m): 1:58pm On Jun 09, 2009
Even the Pope knows that it will not go down well with many Catholics especially the egg- head non conservative theologians like Hans Kung, Yves Congar and Raymond Brown
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by rotimy(op): 12:32pm On Jun 08, 2009
@@@@@@@@@@RuuDie@@@@@@@@@@

I go talk loud say I no be a sharkfish,
And make you know see yourself as crayfish.
All men dey equal before Baba for yonder,
And go respect d other come rain or thunder.
I dey feel your pain for the girl you love,
But you go dey real even if you live for cave!
Five years dey enough for you to read her like a book,
By now you go decide if to go on or to let her off your hook.
But coolu temper as no waman worth dying for except na your wife!
Anyday anytime anywhere, for Maedan I dey ready to lay down my life
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by rotimy(op): 12:29pm On Jun 08, 2009
RuuDie:
Baba God no go gree we see kasala,
not even small kwanta,
we life dem go sweet pass asala,
all na we prayer,
oya follow me shout halleluyah,
maedan abeg no laff dis no be okpata,
dis thing do me sotey i tire,
my mind tell me sey u fit end dis waka,
dats why i come table d matter,
abegi make u helep for dis my wahala,
if na to pay with with rice and cassava,
i fit try small becuz me i be common farmer,
and i no too get naira,
oga roty me i no be toaster
or small boy casanova,
or d man wey call imsef mr lova lova,
i no get liver to put asunder,
better wey people jackee tey'lee to discover. . . . .

Maedan abeg jus maintain
and hear d matter wey dey worry my brain
Na dis love matter again,
d way d thing dey pain,
e be like dem baff me hot water rain,
na one edu wey jus dey carry me train,
i no jus no know how to explain,
in fact, she don carry my heart waka like aeroplane,
wen i hear her voice d happy no fit jus contain,
d sweetness pass sugar cane,
instead to lose her my make my market no gain
my small money make agbero obtain,
if ee'ke like make dem detain,
for her love i fit climb mountain,
shuo, warri river sef na fountain,
for where she dey, no long thing like plantain,
i fit waka from abule-egba to costain,
all for her to dey sustain. . . . . .

dis wan pass shoot bird,
d chic'alla don finish scatter my head,
wetin dey hol me now na jus needle and thread,
evryday na im my eye dey red,
for night na so so cry for bed,
sumtym e be like i jus dey dead,
walahi i don dey too frustrated,
shey becuz i be aje kpa'ko born and bred,
or i no get house or even simple shed,
abi na becuz i no fit buy butter and bread,
she dey call me nerd,
i don write luv letter "a" to zed,
so she go dey reminded,
how mush she dey needed,
abi make i run enter market square naked?

wetin i fit do make she blend,
make she jus look me small and send,
i no even mind to go join MEND,
if na to borrow people plenty wey go lend,
i no sey her toasters plenty and i no fine reash to contend,
d kain place she dey enter i no fit attend,
but nothing wey she do dey make me offend,
if any pesin try her i go gree'dai to defend,
make sure sey ti'ti lai'lai on no man she go depend,
d luv wey me get so no be jus pretend,
as day dey go d more my heart dey bend,
dis my sick na only she get the power to amend,
e don reash five years and na make we jus be friend,
how she no dey see sey my for luv her no go ever end!?
I go talk loud say I no be a sharkfish,
And make you know yourself as crayfish.
All men dey equal before Baba for yonder,
And go respect d other come rain or thunder.
I dey feel your pain for the girl you love,
But you go dey real even if you live for cave!
Five years dey enough for you to read her like a book,
By now you go decide if to go on or to let her off your hook.
But coolu temper as no waman worth dying for except na your wife!
Anyday anytime anywhere, for Maedan I dey ready to lay down my life!

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