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sugabelle:
na wa o

for dis thread, i dey trip
e dey make me wanna skip
take care to keep am going
make sure no space 4 overthrowing!

oluwdashmi:
@rotimy
heyo, bililis, dahala etc, think say dem get mouth
but u don show dem say ur love na meadan couch
with your promise to bring her comfort
even without much effort

maedan:
na 2day i know say we get d same mind,
and dat lai lai, no1 fit break our bind
na Onyeka i dey think go give us some vibes
tho' some of her songs dey from other tribes
i no mind make we mix am, with ibo n yoruba
we go even invite a funky mallam 2 sing im own 4 hausa!

Tayo-D:
@Rotimy,
This your contradiction don give me brain bloc
How I go recover after this great shock
Abi na the test Maedan talk about be this
Get behind me satani, you no go fit win!

maedan:
@rotylovy,
make we no 4get who go b d entertainer
i no mind if dbanj go b d wedding singer
or if u prefer,we go hire deejay
wey go mix tunes of d latest & of yesterday!

maedan:
d tym don dey reach to draw d NL guest lists
2 include d wellwishers 4 NL, even plus d confusionists
e go take some time, but i go try do am well
make no one come miss d sound of d wedding bell!

Tayo-D:
@maedan,
[b]Make your fine sista the Chief Bridesmaid
I will be Rotimy's Bestman for that day[/b]And just in case you two withdraw 4 altar
We go step in, marry, no wahala!

maedan:
yes o, to satisfy d guests na im dey beta
make dem no come reject our invitation letter
i go make sure we go put them first
esp those who stand by we for our time of test

maedan:
ah ah, roty my baby
why u go dey disgrace me
i don already promise denony chopchop
now u dey ask am make he go dey shop shop
if gifts go dey, good, if not, no stress
all i need b say, make d guests dress to impress

denony:
Now i have seen the end of the saga
Heyo is bowing out with a testimonial song

Love can't be bought with gold nor silver
It is extremely priceless
It's something you feel inside, heart convenant.
thats why u see some people kill theirself becuase of love
chei Love is powerful.

So guys can you all do a massive bow
Lets arrange this wedding for Roty and Maedan
They are the best couple of the year in Nairaland.

As for me all i need is Maedan sister
as my reward to this whole saga.

dalaha:
i dont know how i read this to the end
but some one has to pay for my time
if not i would take this script to nollywood and make some pay for my time
hope u would buy the movie
it would be coming out soon

when i find maedans real huby and make him break up with her
then adobe rotimy with my x girls naked pic and mail it to maedan
,

there has to be an end and i smell heart break

the only thing missing is a bad guy in this plot so i guess i'll be him

denony:
Roty why you dey shiver
like say u get fever
because now i wan shizzle
cos i gat the brizzle
and the gizzle

maedan:
I try my best 2 put enuf welcome banners,
make al of una no tink say i get bad manners
i try make una feel at home
but now una dey throw me stone,
by putting san-san 4 my garri,
wit my roty wey i wan marry
i blive time don reach2 face my wedding plans,

&4get heyo&bililis wey claim2 b my fans!

denony:
Chai this rhymn dey make flow
i dey flow like boat upon the hill

How i wan put things right now
maedan i think say we dey pursue the same rat
now u say my leg looks like that of the rat
Your sister i must hook up with
whether u like it or not
abi u wan make i pure san-san for your mat.

Your sister self don dey die for me
but she said she need your go-ahead order
and u are redirect my emotions.

am in motion for emotional notion
a gigantic conflageration is engolfing my domiciliary habitation of love
So maedan gravitate here with trememduous acceleration and alacrity

Maedan dear i need no competitor
unless you want me to divert and redirect my emotion to having you now
instead of your sister
and if i do, bet me nobody will put a stop to it
cos' i must have you to the fullest
am trying to be good, just hand your sister over to me

or or or

@ Billis, Heyo and Roty
This is clash of the titans

Fight to the last
Roty started the fight
now lets see who will wins

heyo:
@denony


homeboy,u can cross ur finger pass the one of calvary
roty is clinchin sh*t! dats my boo he wants 2 marry
and tanx 4 being reasonable
i can see u want maedan's sis dats available
i can see she sey stubborn 4 dat one
my guy carry on


@dmitri

where the hell did u come from?

@maedan

my queen,i no b americana
and i no dey smoke marijuana
but i am just bein my fly self
roty tite 4 d naija rhyme no doubt
but i am walkin in my shoes,dats wat i'm about
if u want me 2 break it down 4 ya,i will
but happy i want u 2 make me feel
by adding some suspense in this fiasco
even tho u no be lupe or johnny brasco
let the readers feel some suspense
and keep them yearnin for more
don't let anyone snore
shift sides a little bit baby
either 2 mine or billis
maybe he has more action like bruce willis
who knows?
but i am PDP so u gatta come 2 mine
cuz i rule up in this mothaf***
roty's love show is old news
am new school so lets play by my rules
so do ur thingny!!enuff said

maedan:
2 my roty

i almost wan dey start 2worry
say u no wan finish dis love story
but as u xplain say u dey prepare,
i don already stop to dey fear
because some men dey run wen competition too hot
dem no lyk stress, so dem go comot hand 4rm d pot
but as u stay n fight
u make my smile shine bright

now back to our main agenda,
on how 2 keep d love strong yet tender
4get Diana n Charles, even Michelle n Obama
na we be d original couples, our lv dey bammer!
[b]ur sweet words of lv dey rub pancake for my tummy
soon we go start family n i go b ur pickin mummy! :[/b]o

heyo:
@roty


homeboy!! u r cementing wat?
yo!! its high time we fought
i am not gonna take this likely
i am gonna pressurize u definitely
to leave my future wifey
u r busy sharing cards?
u jokin rait?one of those ur blabs?
yeah it should b ur blabs
just like saying usher got no tummy abs
thats how unrealistic you can get
sharing cards?i think i would like 2 hit u below da belt
if i don't have maedan,none of us will
so better back off,hope u get the drill

heyo:
@denony


hey,take a chill pill
or rather like statue of liberty,just stand still
i haven't seen any love story that has no bad guy
involved to let the chic in question tell her guy bye
i am not starting any drama with u
i just want to focus on roty n his boo
but u called me a yahoo boy n a militant
so i had to make the beef constant
no b me find trouble
but if u want it,i go give u double
wat the hell? u r making me waste my rhymes
wey i suppose dey drop 4 maedan make she get the signs
hommie lets just enjoy the game
no time to call each other names,no time 2 lay blames
pisso

@billis

tanx 4 attacking me indirectly
but let me brush u up properly
i am the foremost loverboy on this thread
so do ur thing and leave me instead
let me do my chase
cuz i am number one in this love race
if u claim u r d baddest and meanest
let's see who gets maedan first
or rather lets see who rhymes best
they r a lot of judges
let's just do this and leave all the grudges
didnt come here 2 fight no one
am just here 2 get maedan n catch fun


@maedan

my princess
d love i v 4 u dey excess
i can see u r not a material girl
so like cassie,u could be my official girl
i wd listen 2 ur problems
and find ways 2 solve ur problems
my shoulders r broad enuff 4 u 2 lean on
like usher,my love i would let it burn
for u,only 4 u so much dat u cannot comprehend
even if u no fine without make-up,i no send
u need to concentrate on me a little more
cz u gat the keys 2 my heart which is door
2 ur emotional happiness and satisfaction
if u need me 2 bring ur breakfast 2 bed,don't mention
we could stroll at the park hands in hands
tellin u hw much i care as we sit on the beach sands
we could kiss at night on the rooftops
while the cool breeze sensitizes us,as we caress with no full stops
like 50cent said,all i need is a liitle bit
a little bit of ur time,b4 u know it u wd b mine
so maedan stop the frontin and the long thing
u aint nobody's wife yet so i can still place my bet
u said next time i wan vex,make i chill 4 swimming pool?
dont worry with u by my side 4 d pool,i go cool
enough said


@roty

i gatta give u props tho 4 this initiative
real talk wat dat dude said,u r creative
read the first 4 pages b4 i came thru
and i must say u r good
but the way u were rhyming got me in d mood
2 wanna put some drama into this
and see if u r stil worthy of d marital bliss
with maedan
so dude kip doin ur thingny
cuz this is a freestyle thingny
i wanna see how much more u gat
cuz u v been quiet as a matta of fact
since i stepped into the scene
come on, u gatta a lot of fans out there
[s]so fight 4 ur love ,maedan's teddy bear
hahhahaha[/s]!!! enuff said

dimitri:
@ roty

guy make you no fear
because of these guy wen just appear
your lyrics wen u sow like seed
don be like the proverbial mustard seed
make you make sure u tend am make e no turn to weed
because the heart break, i sure say u no need
de girl correct indeed
she no dey for any deceit
but if you dey fear her deeds
u fit carry her go Redeem,

gReenmAn:
A beg where's roty?

Or has all these hot blooded rhymestars scared him off the chase.
Waiting

kidgenious:
Hey roty,y d freak jeez did u freeze
either ur system was attacked by a virus catalyst
or ur internet subscription suddenly cease
maedan hope dere's no crisis
or u guyz ar trippin across d sea
dis is gettin interestin
we 1na c mor thrills n flicks.