₦airaland Forum

shotman:
I am an ISOKO boy, I de outside Niger

You sure say Gambia na outside Naija??

All,
Just added the male brain illustration,
please review and comment

oksanaz:
yah this is a nice one am almost wet, if not for the sun,

@oksanaz,
Why are u wet?
Why did u attach ur pix here?
It is because u are wet that u attached ur pix?

A lot of sugar daddies are here O!!

Repent!!!

We called it CyberLove at times!

the one i disvirgined, disvirgined and the one another boyfriend disvirgining is more lovely, i have much love on the one another boyfriend disvirgined, that one also made me to be a virgin
SO CONFUSED man

ten laughs

what do sex have to do with dental whatever
i dont understand
can someone expalin pls

A PRETTY GIRL WENT TO CHURCH, TO MAKE A CONFESION TO A PASTOR, AND THE MAN ASKED HER WHAT THE MATTER IS. SHE THEN SAID MY BOYFRIEND DID SOMETHING BAD TO ME. THE PASTOR NOW KISSED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO You SHE SAID NO, HE HUGGED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO You SHE SAID NO, HE NOW PULLED OFF HER CLOTHES AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TOO , SHE SAID NO, HE NOW MADE LOVE TO HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO You? SHE SAID NO, THEN HE NOW SAID WHAT IS THE THING HE DID THAT IS MAKING You TO CRY, THEN THE GIRL SAID HE GAVE ME AIDS,THE PASTOR,THEN FAINTED. LOL

Nairalanders,
I just want the confirm if the illustration below is correct about guys and ladies.
Pls review and make a comment.
Thanks

infact,
lets change this thread to what is the name of your church
from there we can access some people's problem.

Veracious:
i wonder what kind of nigerian boy you are, who thinks being religious means you are blindfolded to the things happening around and doesnt have the right to be sociable.

anyway to make you feel good. MY PASTOR IS NOT AWARE OF ME BEING HERE, BUT YOU CAN AS WELL GO AND TELL HIM FOR ME, I PROMISE TO PAY YOU A HUGE SUM OF MONEY AS YOUR OVERTIME ALLOWANCE.

Vera
i thank God for u,
you are a deeper life that is very sociable
infact u are correct.
Holiness doest make one to be a fool.
infact i would like to have a chat with u pls

Veracious:
@ rowlandwhy

what! are you saying Nairaland is a place for sinners only? that its a corrupt place to go and share your views?

How come you Nigerian girls answer question with question?

Pls i asked a simple question just answer pls!

dblock:
Such as; Problem Has Changed Name (PHCN) or the good Old Never Expect Power Always.

I think the best acronym for PHCN is [b]P[/b]lease [b]H[/b]old ur [b]C[/b]andle at [b]N[/b]ight

Aproko:
word!!

@ poster,

perhaps you are tired of the 'how to get rich quickly' and 'how to find a good spouse' sermon, plus testimonies upon testimonies of how their lives were transformed, never how they transformed the lives of others!!

try going to a church where the pastor is really called to lead. just one service, and you would understand that standing on the pulpit is a calling and not a profession.

A P R O K O,
Take am easy
spare the babe abi na guy!

Veracious:
well i don't have much comment to say to you. am sure you just want to add more numbers to your post.

You must say something because when u are comfortable with it that means that it is true
so better defend your self now
If not it might be true

pilgrim.1:
Start here: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Missionary_Church)

thanks pilgrim,
But would need more response frm people here

Pls can somebody reply ?

Also for u to be shortlisted in the contest,
All contestants should upload their pictures in their profile.

Advice to all,
If your request is granted kindly inform the nearest police in your location and also the nearest police station in her vicinity before entering her builidng, also makes sure you drag her to the nearest hospital for the quickest HIV test.

Veracious:
I am a member of DLBC and i am very proud of it.but i will never condem anyone,but pray for them and my self and loved ones to remain in the faith.its only God who knows those that geneuinly serve him in all holliness.

Deeper LIfe Member also a Nairaland user,
Hmm are u sure your pastor is aware of it?

Abeg tell him before they suspend u oo!

@poster
Dont blasphemy

Have u heard about the name of this church before?
If yes, where and in which state, and are their shortcomings and what do u like in them?

I just want to know how popular the church is.
Thanks

ALL
since the break up what is your present status

Thats private an christian school 4 You.
They can determine who and who not to admit

anyway its left for themm sha

Fluffy:
I went through an amazing deliverence last night and I could feel all the evil 7
spirits that have gathered inside me get out. It was so unbelievable because these
are things they never do at my church. I

Which church do u attend that does not have a deliverance session?

I would like to know more please.


I also pray that God should keep you stedfast in the faith.

IN JESUS NAME

Seun,
You are going off and on like NEPA abi Nairaland website.
Once you said she should respect her parents since they havent given their consent to the marriage
the other one you said the bible says that her parents dont have any say in her marriage, which one will she follow
NA WAO

Soundmind:
This actually happen to some people especially young men and ladies. But then, ask yourself these questions
- Why do you go to church? Is it because you were born into the church, you like there style, you are interested in one or some of there members, you want them to bury you after death, or what? I go to church to be saved and renews my faith in the Lord

- What interest you most in the church? music, sermon, bible study,prayers, worship, beauty of the church, how the pastor/moderator looks?

- How the service being conducted? Lively, dull, manageable, like social party etc?

- What is the seervice duration like?

- Do you allow the spirit of God to pass through you or the spirit of the church.

- What active part do you take in the church and church service?

After you have answered this question, you will see why you are bored. Do not go because others are going, go because you personally like to go there and you heart accepted it.

I Totally agree with you.
your motives matters during church services
If you are not active in the service it will be boring to you.
But if your are actively performing one duty or the other, u will like to wind back the hands of the clock LOL

MT:
@bani

I will like you to check the statement of your account up either on the internet or you request for the paper one. Then look for date when the transaction happened. Check if your account was debitted, without being creddited correspondingly.

This ATM out-of-service syndrome has happened to me before but anytime it happened, I would just go to the nearest Cafe to check my statement online, and lo and behold the credit would have cancelled out the debit.

I hope this helps

How can one do that can u give us the link pls for GTB?

Hmm
am surprised too
even GTB?
I use their ATM and think it is the most efficient

SO EVERYBODY SHINE YOUR EYES oo
Thanks for the text they sent to u if not you would have not known

ebos:
So, na you guys dey mark down those children. 2-1, or 2-2 matters? Especially some with 2-2 are not even better than some SS3 students. No wonder my cousin who came back angrily after English paper was given B2. When asked how manage. He said, he scattered them will big grammar. It might be they could not understand the grammar, and they decided to give him B2.

Ebos,
nawa o
Gbebo

i was afraid , i thought my system will be contaminated with virus
thank God i passed through the whole stress i thought it will never end