Starboyyy:




ewu

Big one sef...

BMaretraitors:
Congratulations Toyin!
This is not a racist post, i need advice pls.

It is no secret. Anyone that knows me know i'm totally against the idea of dating or mating with any man of African descent. I'm not attracted to them in anyway. I try to avoid any space that has a lot of black men because the sight of them repulses me especially the Nigerian ones. They are mentally lazy, weak and shortsighted. Whenever the look at me, i cringe because even though they would never have me the nurture the idea that they can. I see how their eyes burn in desire for me, ughh. How can they ever think that i would consider them a choice when they are just ugly copies of the real men in this world. They are no match. I know it. They know it. The whole world knows!


Today, i was shocked when my elder folks insisted i must marry my tribesman, which according to some means i should stop befriending non black men since that might spoil the whole plan of marrying within. I have not been my usual self since i heard this because i know my folks. They are tribal to a core and I would have been too but i lost my loyalty not just to my kinfolks but to my skin folks as well, after i learnt that we are all a lost cause because of the indiscipline and lack of loyalty of black men as a whole.


Dear Nairalanders, how do i convince my folks that i cannot end up with their choice for me. I can't tell them that i have self respect and a high taste in men because these seem selfish. What concrete reason can i give?

You are simply a lost cause dear, so why bring your issues to the same black men that repulses you , dearie 80% of us here are of African descent, so what advice do you need ?

Tears...all I can say is what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Bro I feel your pains , but why don't you look at it this way ...she is just a travel partner that was suppose to work you in this journey of life, she has gotten to her destination, I blv the right person(lady) for you will surely come along and this will be a life partner that will complete the life journey with you ...so get yourself together, embrace life and continue to live ...remember whatever is yours can never be taken away from you.

Gratefulheart01:
Continue posting your BBN or BVN rubbish or whatever you call it. I will keep posting mine too.



FIRST TRIBUTE TO NWAAMAIKPE
(Second tribute coming soon....)

This is not a death tribute, it’s only a tribute of recognition to a real and rare talent.
First, I retract my previous comments and perspectives about him which are debasing because I’ve always seen him as one jobless childish imbëcilë who only uses all the time in his broke idle life for spewing trash on NL. The little time I knew him here, I disliked him and insulted him because he’s a bigot and many of his posts are outrageous and weird, but beyond his shitty self, I now view him as one mysterious genius. He is a deep intellectual.
Nwaamaikpe many times sound stupid but if one has ever gone through his posts, one will know that he is not stupid. Every of his post has that trace of talent and ingenuity no matter how dumb it may look.
Nwaamaikpe is a clever and composed writer. He is vastly informed; he’s learned; he’s creative; he’s weird; he has great sense of humour; his choice of words is perfect and astounding and at the same time he’s so idle that he has all the time in this life to post on almost every NL thread, and perhaps he still posts on other social media too. I don’t think there is any section or topic on NL Nwaamaikpe won’t know something about, either past events or recent events.
Again, he’s cunningly sarcastic; and his posts are sometimes unpredictable – you won’t know what he’s driving at until you read to the end. He also has a unique way of thinking distinct from others. He is very perspective. There are some surprising things Nwaamaikpe will notice and bring out from a thread that majority will not notice. His posts sometimes are like puzzle to be cracked. There are lots to say about him. The guy is a riddle!
Unlike majority of NLanders, he has a stable style of writing. He rarely posts gifs, pics or funny smileys and he rarely replies back. Nwaamaikpe won’t use funny pics to make his post funny, he doesn’t even need to sound funny; his posts always seem serious but will most times leave you suddenly bursting into laughter.
Many great minds on the net but fvck it, it’s hard to compare Nwaamaikpe because he’s like all-in-one package. Like having all the characters in one person – the funny ones, the serious ones, the unserious ones, the weird ones, the intelligent ones all stuffed into one person.
He’s one astute mind who perhaps might have been one of most famed African writers if he had pursed his career. He has that potential.
Many great people are only missed and appreciated when they’re gone. Da Vinci‘s works are now being unravelled when he’s no more. I’m starting to unravel great potential in this guy.
The unfortunate surprise is how he ended up as a social media nomad who wanders from thread to thread and from forum to forum. Wherever his sorry-ass may be now, it really needs being whipped for settling down for the less and wasting his rare talent. He should have found himself a better path instead.
Anyway, I do believe he’s doing something reasonable and productive by now.
Jobless or weird or stupid or outrageous or bigoted or however he may look, one thing is that he is a great talented mind.

You couldn't have said it any better, your use of words is impeccable.

HBD Debbie ...wish u every good thing your heart desires now and forever , I have always been an admirer from afar

cococandy:
You’re a control freak. She’s not your child!

Just listen to yourself and the words you’re saying.

You want to control her
You’re correcting her
You’re raising your voice at her
You get upset that she talks back at you.

Like she’s supposed to keep quiet like a child and listen to you talking condescendingly to her in the name of correction.
What are you correcting her about? What makes you think you know more than her and as such are in position to correct her.

You’re just upset that she isn’t accepting of your mansplaining.
What normal person looks for who to control?

I hope she sees the signs and leaves you before she ends up in a horrible marriage with someone looking for a subordinate, not a partner.

I wonder whose raising these prideful, egocentric boys who think they can come into a woman’s life and run the show. Oh I know.

GTFOH

Hey ma'am in as much as u made a valid point you ought not to insult him .

Hmm, no point in castigating her ...after checking her pics I realized she only spoke according to the capacity of her brain.

LightQueen:
For your mind I am used to calling my friends dear, darling, sweet, both males and females. That does not mean I friend zone them

but you just called them friends

Have never seen any of these guys steal a sexy looking lingerie/pants, only rag looking pata nla

The great king

Seriously burna is good

Nice

Advertise yourself , and when they kidnap you for ransom don't come crying foul.

Agbgift:
So no be today this guy Don dey wear crayon.

Now this is savage

Now she is feeling hurt, the man was on your case for a whole year, but you were busy playing hard to get ...madam he has moved on I implore you to do the same and stop claiming victim ....oshisko

Happy married life

JasonScoolari:
I know the pains my own uncle had to go through in the hands of some bastard fulani kidnappers at Uromi in Edo state. He's is still recovering from the rude shock.

May their souls rest in peace.

BTW, the Ijaw nation (Especially the one's from Bayelsa) have some funny names.

Names like,
-Heineken Lokpobiri
-Tamunò Freetown
-Tamara Clay
-Government Ekpemukpolo (Tompolo)
-General Africanus Ukparisia
-Late Mr. Godgift Lagos
-Preye Feather cap
-Seriakè Mercedes
-Timi St. Moritz

Fineman
Chemical
Fineboat
funny names ....bayelsa to be precise

ladies and their penchant for D**k.....

sorry bro

Shelumiel:
Nigerians in the diaspora should not be considered as citizens of Nigeria because they traded Nigeria for the so called "greener pastures ", and hence should have no right doing anything that will change Nigeria.

Like if you have same opportunity you won't do the same...pls be civil, it's too early for mediocrity.

Xaos:
I've been blessed!

Chei! What perfect set of beautiful soft melons...

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Yet someone will claim there's no God!! That's folly.

swear this is damn hilarious

Teebillz right now

That video was more than a cameo appearance there is definitely something btw them(Wizkid and tiwa)...the connection was just too real mehn

AK6464:
Get up by mid night start chanting incantations, and demanding blood, she will advice herself

What if she is an ogbanje ?

MobileGees:
my namesake

Boj_On_The_Microphone


love this guy for his uniqueness in the music industry

congrats to him more children for him next one nah triplet

Lol...bro this is Kelvin boj ....boj on the microphone is another artiste.

Ebimor96:


O boy, na d Niger Delta wey you dey hear be this eeehhhh.

E good for your eyes?


Still, them say make we no talk eeehhhh.


Na so our land be ehhh.!!!


But las las, we go free...


Ha Izon!.... Ha Izon!!.... Ha Izon!!!

tualare

[quote author=chiommy123 post=71459034]he wants to cheat but he knows he can't bring the other lady home so he wants to use the excuse that she's not working to drive her away. op better go and collect list oh cos you can't run away from this one[/quote


Hilarious ...I think you are right.

ritylove:
She said she can't stay with her sister husband, I then told her to come to my place and stay, she agreed.

You Never Had Good Intention's Towards Her From The Day She Stepped Foot Into Your Home,Some Girls Are Just So Dumb

Now After Fvcking Her To Exhaustion For 3months And Counting Your Finally Tired Of Her, And Want Space To Deceive Another Innocent Girl Now Your On NAIRALAND And Want Opinion On How To Get Rid Of Her Like She's A Piece Of Trash




Congratulation On Your Newly wedded Wife She's Going No Where

I Just Wish I Could Meet You Personally And Punch You On Your Face You Scum...

Well said

backnbeta:
I can just imagine if it was another celebrity in this Linda pregnancy saga...Linda would have dug up the surrogacy agreement for the world to see



"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true"

Soren Kierkegaard.

words of a philosopher

Genea:
Wooooow!!! so people can be beautifully stuuupid?

...well said