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1bunne4lif:
GOOD

Thanks boss

Oblongata:
Lovely write up! But instead of Funke you should have used the usual Amaka

Thanks bro... I wan Make Amaka rest small

*FUNKE DISSAPOINTED ME*
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Funke was the prettiest girl in my class while in primary two. She was. loved by everyone including teachers and students alike.

Everyone wanted to be her friend and I wasn't an exception.

I used to pray for the day she would borrow sharpener from me so that I could have the opportunity to talk to her but she never borrowed anything from me because she had lots of whatever she wanted.

One day, the names of noisemakers was written by the assistant class monitor who was a girl and didn't like her as the rest of us, so she wrote her name.

My name was in it too.

When it was time for us to be flogged, the teacher said he was giving us three strokes each.

Even though I had a phobia for _pankere_, I decided
to do fineboy because I didn't want Funke to see me cry.

After my three lashes, I went to my seat.

It was from there I saw my pretty Funke shivering out of fear.

She was already crying even though it wasn't her turn to be flogged.

My heart melted for her.

Finally, her turn came.

As the teacher was about to cane her, I stood up from my seat and shouted, _"Uncle I will collect the cane for her!"

The whole class became quiet. Everyone's mouth was opened.

The teacher turned to me and asked, _"what did you say?"_ I replied again, _"I want to collect the cane for her."

I saw the look on Funke's face. She was surprised.

I felt like a savior and wanted to use this moment to show her that I can go any length to get her attention.

I was ready to do so with my little bum bum.

"Come outside!",_ he commanded me, as he asked her to go back to her seat. The tempo of my heartbeat increased.

Everyone's gaze was fixed on me and the teacher.

As I got to where he was, he muttered something like _"stupid boy, I will show you today"_ and grabbed me by the front part of my shorts thereby making my bum bum very visible and smooth and even revealing the lines of the panties I wore.

I knew I was in trouble because he didn't hold anybody's shorts this way.

I was still feeling the pain from the one I received for myself and now I was about to collect for her.

I didn't bother, at least, my Funke will be my friend after now and she will borrow my cleaner and sharpener henceforth.

The first stroke landed on me and it felt like a cutlass was used to divide my bum bum!

I screamed with pain as I tried to escape from the teacher's grip but he was way bigger than I so I couldn't escape.

The second stroke came, fiam!

This time around, I knew I was going to die in this man's hand. The whole class felt for me.

I tried to look at Funke's face and that was when I saw her laughing at me.

My heart broke like the screen of a plasma TV, See the person I'm suffering for laughing at me when others were pitying me.

The third one came gbam! and landed on the same place that the other ones landed! I thought that was all since it was three strokes each, but the teacher didn't let me go.

I ended up receiving six hefty strokes for Fuuunnkee! As he let me go, I staggered and fell down.

It was as if I was paralyzed.

Somehow, I managed to get to my seat. Everyone was telling me sorry and it made me cry the more.

I expected my Funke to be the first person to come and tell me sorry but she never came.

After closing hours, I was going to meet her and talk to her when I saw her talking to another boy from my class.

"Funke, how are you?" I asked her.

She looked at me and burst into a loud laughter with the other boy. I began to cry again.

I felt betrayed!

That day, I concluded that she was a witch because no normal person would do what she did to me.

I was left with many questions.

How could she not sympathise with me after all I did?

Not even a small accolade.

I was devastated!

Today's lesson is this: *There are many lessons one can learn from this write up, but I would like to bring your attention to the sacrifice Jesus did on behalf of us which many of us are still reluctant to accept. The way you feel when you read about Funke's attitude is the same way heaven feels at our ungratefulness.* REPENT!
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The following day at school, her name was written again as a noisemaker but mine wasn't written because I had not even recovered from the strokes of the previous day, so I didn't have the power to make noise.

As it got to her turn to be flogged, the teacher paused and said, _"where is that your husband that collected cane for you yesterday?"

As she pointed to me, I wanted to invoke the gods of my forefathers on her but didn't know how to reach them so I just gave her that Patience ozokwo kind of evil eyes until the teacher then asked me, _"are you not collecting for her today?"

As I shook my head to say no, tears went down my small cheeks when I remembered the previous day, but that didn't block my view from seeing Funke cry as the Uncle unleashed six sweet strokes on her buttocks and I clapped for him from where I was seated!

There is always a second time. Christ came first time to save us but the second time will be for judgement. *On the day of judgement,there is no mercy, no such thing as I will go to hell on your behalf.*

IT IS NOT LATE TO MAKE JESUS YOUR FRIEND; AND YOU CAN DO THAT NOW.

#You may pass it on, someone, somewhere may need this too.

Stay great as you prepare for his second coming

*somebody might need this as a means of social media evangelism*

Thanks and remain bless in Christ.

@lalasticlala kindly move to FP. Thanks

Inspiration007:
As I open the thread; even before reading. I don all ready know the solution to your problem.

I recommend 2 sachets of redpill. Take all at once!!

100mg or 225mg

ZeraSchool:
Na their girls dey sweet pass

I must agree on this bro

Akuruoulo:
Ur first checkouts are great

Asslicker

So as old as keshy is, he still dey follow do April fool, Dude is very calm and down to earth tho.

All these lies for what cause?.. The Suv was probably leased for a period of time. Anyways congrats mummy bukky.

OlujobaSamuel:
If I'm available to attend, why not?
My ex mum bought my wedding aso-ebi, she even called to show concern when coro no allow wedding. My wife's ex called several months after wedding to apologize and send wedding gift.
Get out of my life no be commot for world. I don't have an ex I can't talk to in time of need. If I need assistance in a particular location and I remember an ex live around, Na to find her number even if I no get again, and an ex call me for help, I do whatever I can.

You are a man that has understood the basics of life. Keep being you sire, God keeps blessing your marriage.

Paliowei:
Na fake counterfeit money wey video directors dey use for movies and music videos.

You are wise.

soundOsonic:
You are hyping yourself your story is contradicting.
The groom's will approach but back down because of your serious face? How can this be true. They won't bother to approach you in the first place if you are wearing a serious face.
My advice keep giving them serious face o, abi you are looking for serious relationship.

Baba leave the shima.... She dey catch cruise.

Cerebrocrust:
How Do I Overcome This As A Lady?

I'm a newbie here but, I'll like to drop this issue as it is getting me quite depressed lately.

I'm quite cute (average maybe) and I'm quite bashful as well. Whenever I go for an event, I developed this habit of frowning or squeezing my face to the dislike of the audience. On several occasions, I've seen guys pull over their car while trying to call my attention and I just snub or ignore them.

Even at a wedding party, most of the grooms men would want to approach me but, will back down really scared cause of my serious look.

I really don't know what to do as this is taking a toll on me.

Is there any possible way wherein I can practice to get my smiley face back or perhaps overcome this issue??

Please help.

You are probably a lesbian ... Yes cause your write up was solemnly based on you frowning at grooms men or guys driving by.

Congrats to the couple... My love for flat shoes without lace can't be over emphasized.

Skullano:
Like seriously you are MAD.

Baba u get am for mind before chai

Lovelies1:
Lagos sure the t.fare will still maintain at local price so as to encourage passengers


We are in modern time were most people are well expose so it will be well maintain especially when it served it purpose


Meanwhile please can anybody explain why Nigeria has to remain one cause south Nigeria Confederation is considerable

The fare is quite impressive and fixed. Most interesting part is the usage of the cowries card in form of cash, you simply load your card with as much value as you can afford, board a bus, swipe your card and value is automatically deducted. The major problem now is the cowries card, not everyone has access to this yet, but a recent development has it that the lagos state government is making plans of giving out over 20,000 cards which is a very big welcome development for residents and visitors of lagos state. Eko o ni baje oo

Olunmercy56:
When will I have holiday I wish I have money to just go relax for a hotel alone for 3 days The day is coming when my husband in future will mandate holiday vacation for us

With your use of words ma'am, no man, I repeat no man will ever want a vacation with you, so kindly read through and do the needful... Your future hubby is about to read.

GeneralPula:
Instead if you to shoot it and wait response, you’re shooting & responding..

Reverse psychology my guy.... Got the response anyways

The5DME:
I wish them a terrible marriage.

And so shall it be for you, yours and truly Amen.

BigSarah:


How many looks does she have, doesn't look the same in all pics

Just congratulate and move on ma'am.

BaeMercy:
I'm 20

Oh pardon my wrong assessment.... Still doesnt change the fact that you are "wise".

BaeMercy:
Men love civilised ladies
Let's put it that way, OK?

Men don't like bad girls, men like naughty girls
No man will see a bad woman and marry her unless he wants to ruin his life

People do say bad girls marry faster than good girls
Ask why do marriages don't last this days like those days? because the bad girls are the ones who marry faster
You can't turn a bitch to a wife
A bad girl is there for the gain and when you can't provide anymore she goes back to the street then you men come online to cry that women are wicked
you better open your eyes and marry a naughty smart woman
Don't because of sex ruin your life
Ones an Olosho never retire
Marry such women, travel your mind won't be at rest because na sex dey run that kind of women
Be Wise!

You are wise ma'am.... I am ready to shoot my shot but then a smart lady as u will probably be married or engaged.

Sarcastic101:
The cheapest products has the highest number of customers

How many bitches can have a lasting marriage


Nothing in this world is better than a good woman

Adam knows this

You nailed it bro.

Thank you so much. I will not take your kindness for granted.
God bless you
God bless Nairaland
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria[/quote]Beautiful queen.... Ladies pls always keep it simple and natural

Kellibae:
Who ever did this will not know peace his entire life.
The family and generation unborn will suffer in pain and agony
May there be tears and sorrows everyday of their life.
Their their road to destruction be dark and slippery while the devil chase them

Funny enough the perpetrators might be on this thread reading every single comments. May God continue to save us, looks like she was strangled or probably choked to death while being raped. A curse has been placed on their family(perpetrators) which is even a fate more worst and brutal than this. R. I. P to the dead.

OscarJaden:
Was cardi B in attendance?

Na bruv, that's Aba made kadi wanna(B) if it's not original... It can never be

To be honest just hearing this name for the first time, she is quite pretty tho. In btw Dprime is a very nice location.

Otaiky:
I need a baby too ooo
who'll volunteer herself

Hustle hard first, and the volunteers will come in thousands

longetivity:
it's like you get headache this afternoon

Ancestor 's wailer spotted .

Muhylonaire007:
Don't doubt me, I go bring home........ (the rest is history)
Regardless, baba is a legend. Respek!
Omo... STC
That nigga just chance me for FTC.

Atleast baba dey bring home pussies as Grammy proves to be out of reach.

Cldnt help But notice that most of these half cast guys in the team associate mainly with themselves...as seen In most pics shared.

Michelle55:
Yep.

Thanks I got the cue I needed.

Michelle55:
Just ghost her.. She will get the message clearly after trying to connect with you for a while.
I don't know how to say it's over, I start by not picking your calls and staying off grid for a while and by the time I'm back you've moved on.
We can still be friends or you can decide to erase me by yourself, whichever one you choose is super okay with me.

Op, simply tell her the truth or ghost her.. Your choice!

Seems ghosting comes too easy for you? Pardon my curiosity just want to know, have you ever been at the receiving end?