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Romance › Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by Royaldave200(m): 11:15pm On Sep 18, 2017

Have had 3 ask me out back then we dated and it all went well. The last just married last month.[/quote]And u said it went well, bro u sabi the meaning of went well at all? angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by Royaldave200(m): 11:12pm On Sep 18, 2017

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

Lame...poor delivery, try this line out with a guy and get used and dump the very next minute. lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Python Dance II: Buratai In Ebonyi State (Photos) by Royaldave200(m): 8:58pm On Sep 18, 2017

comshots:
I thought the army came out to say they were jogging around?That buratai mansions in Dubai will be confiscated when he fails to show up in ICC to answer a 50 count charge of genocide against the freedom fighters of Biafra.

Una no dey taya....typical example of ewu

Celebrities › Re: Comedian Youngest Landlord Engaged To Iyore; Solidstar, I Go Dye, Attend by Royaldave200(m): 10:22am On Sep 17, 2017

Sabrina18:
All these worwor guys, na dem dey marry fine wife pass.

Pls ma kindly show us a pic of your husband, fiance, boyfriend ,FWB , SM, if you don't belong to any of these yet pls kindly do us all a favour and shut the f*ck up undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian Youngest Landlord Engaged To Iyore; Solidstar, I Go Dye, Attend by Royaldave200(m): 10:15am On Sep 17, 2017

The last pic tho, why the hell is she holding on to solid star completely ignoring her fiance, I completely agree with NwaAmaikpe on this one shocked

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Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Weds 18-Year-Old Boy In Abia (Photos) by Royaldave200(m): 10:51pm On Sep 16, 2017

rentAcock:
This 18yr old girl is a pedophile and child molester regardless of whatever customs her people observe. A 17 year old boy is undeage and should be dating his age mates or immediate junior.

The girl should be found and arrested immediately, and quite honestly should be sent to life imprisonment for endangering the welfare a child, aggravated rape and pedophilia.

These are the kind of issues the government should focus its attention, instead they are busying chasing after multi billion dollar looters. This issue affects the common man more so than all the efforts spent chasing after looters.

Kindly read through again sir, the age is the other way round.

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Crime › Re: ‘I Saw Big Men Come For Body Parts In Kidnapper’s Den’ (pic) by Royaldave200(m): 2:50pm On Sep 16, 2017

[quote author=Queenlovely post=60511144]If I were the commander of the
biafra army, I would have launched
an offensive against the nigerian
army.
Thank God you aren't. You are just a lady with boobs and butt without no sense.

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Family › Re: I Caught My Wife Making Dirty Calls With A Guy. Help by Royaldave200(m): 11:08am On Sep 16, 2017

hooklover:
Guy she is into the game. Don't over think on ladies or wife matter so u will not die young and she will still go and Bleep d toaster..
I toast many married women to c dere reaction deliberately and in manybcases web I tell den I am in love with them eyebrows say are u serious and I say yes darling.

She starts smiling. Enjoying the gist telling her how sexy she looks and cut ass she has. These are the things they want to hear which u are not telling her and another person is telling her and u are angry....

I have bleeped so many just with nice sweet lines in fact I just duck one dis evening after she close from work on her way home...
U need to c me admiring her cute naked body before me and she was all smiles.....

Till I sucked her pussy while she screamed....
I later anointed her pussycat with my long dick
..

So these are the things men are not telling dere wives and dry want to hear it. Compliment ladies day always look forward to it..

If I compliment her for u then just relax cos her pussycat will pay d price...

Men do ur job be wise...

We definitely know your type....empty barrel.

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Family › Re: I Caught My Wife Making Dirty Calls With A Guy. Help by Royaldave200(m): 11:05am On Sep 16, 2017

phintohlar:
What is she looking for?

Dick I guess tongue

Celebrities › Re: Ugochi Ihezue: Pictures Of Winner Of MBGN 2017 by Royaldave200(m): 10:54am On Sep 16, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

Seems she narrowly escaped orange albinism.
I can't tell if her hair is orange or she is just plainly malnourished.

Either way, I can definitely tell that this is the newest training ground for Super Eagle players.

He is back angry

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Family › Re: Man Marries Woman Impregnated By Her Lover by Royaldave200(m): 6:58pm On Sep 14, 2017

Some real shii....if you truly love her then you have to be a man and accept this, these things are what makes us human, moreover the child might turn out to be your window of blessings.

Phones › Re: How Many Of Us Are Still Active On Bbm? by Royaldave200(m): 3:01pm On Sep 11, 2017

Crystalline:
Cant remember the last time I used mine...funny enough I thought about this recently. Blackberry don fall patapata

Hope you don't mind sharing your pin?

Romance › Re: Couple Who Wedded In Lagos Enjoy Their Honeymoon In The Village (Photos) by Royaldave200(m): 9:01am On Sep 11, 2017

Divay22:
God please don't let me future husband see this pls
But it's nice tho...
Happiness is all that matters

Too bad....saw it already...have you ever been to olumirin waterfalls? wink

Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks Quits Relationship With His Girlfriend by Royaldave200(m): 11:58am On Sep 09, 2017

Evaberry:
....

So after all the flying back and forth

after all the spending and iPhones bought

sweet words on social media

After all the sex, the positions, the twisting and turning, the BJ's. and abortions.

he still dumped her.

Goes to show

you can never please a man so don't ever attempt to.

Kindly respond to my mail cheesy

Sports › Re: Samuel Peter Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Royaldave200(m): 10:11am On Sep 06, 2017

nairavsdollars:
Lazy man...if he hear Klitsc....he go run like mad man

guy abeg na....no open healed wound na grin

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Sports › Re: Samuel Peter Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Royaldave200(m): 10:09am On Sep 06, 2017

neutrotoba:
I remembered staying up that night to watch Vitali send him to early retirement. I was so heartbroken mehn.

But he never stood a chance, he was receiving blows from above, he couldn't block.

HBD tho

savage....mehn u just cracked me up man grin

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Romance › Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by Royaldave200(m): 12:13pm On Sep 05, 2017

NairalandCS:
The question should be: Why should a man earning 35k think of getting married ?

am sure your father didn't earn up to that when he met your mum, cant you just learn a thing or two from him and stop asking silly questions, did u even consider if age was no longer on his side? marriage comes with its own blessings.cut your coat according to your size and settle for a lady that is ready to be supportive and wither the storm with you man. don't bother thanking me.....its on the house grin

Romance › Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by Royaldave200(m): 12:05pm On Sep 05, 2017

refiner:
I guess ur sisters must be white!

the truth certainly hurts..........but this is naija, who truth help abi grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Election 2017: Supreme Court Annuls Kenyatta Re-election by Royaldave200(m): 10:05am On Sep 01, 2017

Good

Events › Re: Young Man Walks His Mother Down The Aisle (Adorable Photo) by Royaldave200(m): 7:09am On Aug 27, 2017

MzHolly:
He will sleep with his mother

This is just an example of a father walking his daughter down the aisle, a son is simply walking his mother to be married to another man and not him(son)...comprehend?

Sports › Re: Reactions As McGregor Strips Down To His Pants Today (Photos) by Royaldave200(m): 9:23pm On Aug 26, 2017

An advert for calvin klein I guess.

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Events › Re: Hilarious Dance Moves Of A Groom At His Wedding by Royaldave200(m): 3:35pm On Aug 04, 2017

girl4rmspace:
Royal Dave how are you

am good, trust u also doing great?

Literature › Re: Story: Common Mistakes Ladies Make In A Relationship by Royaldave200(m): 1:39pm On Aug 04, 2017

emmanuelsone:
When the story is too long, it ends up been a mess. I followed the story from A-Z and the writer has did a good job. but, the last two episodes was a mess.

(1) how would Emmanuel just told Mary Dt it can't work between them just like that? based on what ground and reasons or threatens with what he had went through in his second half approach in winning Mary's heart.

(2) So, Samuel (the good man) was actually planning to take another woman to the alter the last time he came begging Mary in her room.

(3) Because, I could remember her (Mary) promising Samuel to come to their house on Saturday and beg Samuel's mother, And that Saturday was actually a week before Samuel's wedding with another woman without NYSC or Job? okay, KONTINUE

you getting it all mixed up sir, when reading, read to the very last detail. samuel never planned on coming back to beg mary, they ran into each other on the stairway,probably when he came to get his things from the hostel, he noticed she was looking depressed and unhappy, for the love they once shared he was concerned and tried finding out what the problem was. mary stated that she owes his(samuel) family an apology and chose sunday....samuel wasn't the one that invited her.

Literature › Re: Story: Common Mistakes Ladies Make In A Relationship by Royaldave200(m): 1:29pm On Aug 04, 2017

Heavance:
How can the said Samuel get married immediately after graduation? Note, he hasn't gone through nysc, or got a job yet. This doesn't make the story look real at the end at all

Also dont forget he is from a wealthy background.

Literature › Re: Story: Common Mistakes Ladies Make In A Relationship by Royaldave200(m): 1:28pm On Aug 04, 2017

Heavance:
How can the said Samuel get married immediately after graduation? Note, he hasn't gone through nysc, or got a job yet. This doesn't make the story look real at the end at all

NYSC is not a criteria for marriage sir.

Romance › Re: Would You Lose Your Virginity For N2M? Nigerians React by Royaldave200(m): 3:06am On Aug 04, 2017

EtherealAnn:
Most girls would lose it in a heartbeat

Speak for yourself.... Or you lost it already?

Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Celebrates His 35th Birthday Today With Adorable Photo by Royaldave200(m): 11:10am On Aug 03, 2017

HBD

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Nairaland General › Re: Flood Drowns Woman With Her Car In Tamale, Ghana (Video, Photo) by Royaldave200(m): 1:15pm On Jul 28, 2017

tukdi:

See what APC & Buhari haff caused!

you definitely skipped your morning dose.........

Romance › Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by Royaldave200(m): 2:55pm On Jul 27, 2017

pocohantas:
Is pregnancy her only worry?

After having unprotected sex, some babes will take postinor2, alabukun, lime, alomo bitters, andrew livers salt...etc
Pregnancy:
you seem experienced.

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Nigerians fear pregnancy pass HIV, why?

LOL! Makes it look like pricks are detachable.
If only they were detachable. You just detach your man's dick and go with it when you wanna travel. They will still borrow their friend's own...endtime men!

Romance › Re: Ghanaian Lady Slapped By Her Lesbian Partner For Cheating With A Man (Video) by Royaldave200(m): 2:25pm On Jul 27, 2017

bbbabes:
She missing the dee... Na wa ooo
.
Come to think of it... Most ladies get emotionally attached with other close lady friends... It's no biggy.

.
Everyone got their hidden secrets...

one question for you......Are you?

Events › Re: Hilarious Dance Moves Of A Groom At His Wedding by Royaldave200(m): 11:17am On Jul 27, 2017

WiredLeggings:
what an embarrassment, lol.

is it your embarrassment?

Events › Re: Hilarious Dance Moves Of A Groom At His Wedding by Royaldave200(m): 11:17am On Jul 27, 2017

girl4rmspace:
He's extremely happy because he got married to the woman of his dreams

How sweet

Her royal Highness.........Fortune teller

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