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Car TalkRe: CAR FUEL CONSUMPTION CALCULATION, Check It Out! by RoyalRoy(m): 7:53pm On Feb 09, 2013
KENNSAMMY: nawa o! does it mean my people are so rich that they don't evenfucking care how much fuel their cars consume?
gringrin
Lollllzzz
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I guess people didn't really understand most of the stuff u wrote up there!!
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By the way....my own style of measurement include....using my fuel to the just the point where it begins to blink the yellow light for reserve....I then buy a fuel of maybe half-tank....of course I already know the capacity of my full tank.....then....I get to check my mileage before going on a trip.
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I use my fuel with my A.C on through out....and when my fuel balances at exactly quarter of a tank....I check my odometer for mileage reading!!
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From that I can calculate how much fuel per litre I use for a mile & then for kilometres!!!!!
FamilyRe: Tell Me What Married People Know, That We Single Dont. I Have Answers!!!!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:29am On Feb 09, 2013
Hehehe.........
Married men know that the source of their pot belly is the handiwork of their wives in the kitchen....
While single guys mostly get that from alcohol
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Married men know that the money they make is not for them to spend alone but singles guys spend it all on themselves!!
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Married men know that it is irresponsible to be coming home 11pm on Friday or Saturday nights while single guys don't know!!
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Married men know that having a good wife helps him in achieving a lot of his dreams while single guys don't know!!
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Ps...am not married...I just know these things!!
RomanceRe: What Does TOASTING Mean? by RoyalRoy(m): 10:33am On Feb 08, 2013
khiaa: Why is it a stupid question when I am not nigerian and I am trying to learn?
Never mind the ill-bred dude!
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Toasting is a slang used in place of wooing a lady...to get her to be ur girlfriend! Has same meaning as Chyking.
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Slicing...yunching and all the other funny words here are "street words" for having s.ex !
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I believe you should catch the drift now!
RomanceRe: What Does TOASTING Mean? by RoyalRoy(m): 10:30am On Feb 08, 2013
SAFO: Stup¡d question. Redundant thread. Silly OP.
That's rather harsh & uncalled for! Do you believe everyone on this forum is a Nigerian or streetwise? Be more matured with ur response next time!
RomanceRe: Should I Allow My Fiancee Go Out On A Date With Another Guy. by RoyalRoy(m): 8:33am On Feb 08, 2013
ITbomb: What happened to keeping your mouth shut because you have nothing to say?
Spot on...you are really the bomb
Nairaland GeneralRe: 3 Dead After Ex-cop Vows 'war' On Other Police, Their Families by RoyalRoy(m): 7:24am On Feb 08, 2013
And people will think its only in Nigeria mad & deranged people walk around!!
There is no perfect society....no perfect system...all we can do is try!!
Pity those who wl come along these guy's path...including the innocent would-be victims!!
America....land of dreams indeed
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Weird Ones Of Nairaland!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 5:46am On Feb 08, 2013
NnekaGirl: Direct the question to yourself, you quoted and threatened me first. You got no balls just shut up and go hide in shame wink
Nne...abeg leave this child alone. His a_SS licking days will soon be over when he grows up. Little MYNDed fellow!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Weird Ones Of Nairaland!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 5:44am On Feb 08, 2013
I wonder where Mr Corky is now? With his 18" ish.!!!!!!
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190 aka 190-the-clown
He is another case study!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: DELETED!!! MUAH!!! by RoyalRoy(m): 8:59am On Feb 07, 2013
Jellitah.....you really need to get help...sincerely....its not funny anymore!
Get some help!!!!! You losing it!!
SportsRe: A Prophesy That Will Come To Pass Ghana 3 Vs Nig 1 by RoyalRoy(m): 5:18am On Feb 07, 2013
marshaldollz: I take it dat u are a Ghana boy,well,since u base ur hopes on magicians,I have a news for u,Nigeria is gonna win Ghana don't know the score though,I have spoken!!!
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Sorry Asses.......Ghana didn't reach the final....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you back to ur senses nowhuh
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THREAD CLOSED!!!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Weird Ones Of Nairaland!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 5:13am On Feb 07, 2013
white mosquito: Hmm. Dis guy mynd seems to be a ********.....
Mrs Mosquito....go on and bite his juvenile a**..........loolllzz!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Weird Ones Of Nairaland!!! by RoyalRoy(op):
naptu2: My favourite nairalanders smiley

1) Adesegun Musiwa: aka Becomerich (1-100), Becomericha, Nigeria1, Nigeriaone, Complove, Eguofor, Tayo4life, Bashali, etc.

Goal: to excise the Western Niger from Nigeria and amalgamate it with Benin Republic thereby makiing the North a majority.

2) Mr Cork: aka Dr Cork, Corky Joe, Mr Nyansh, etc.

He really means no oooffeince with his 18 inch cork.

3) FStranger(1-100): aka YStranger, StrangerF, Igbaodun, Ojogbontomoye, Papatosibe, Anti-Tpia, WoeuntoOAM4J, Meonbooty, Cunninlingus, etc

His goal is to provoke and upset as many people as possible.

4) Almondjoy: aka Blazay, Lasinoh, Bootyonme, Gambrosia, Calloti, Militia, Jellitia etc.

FAYA DEY GO NNE-MAMA!!! CALLOTTI De HALLOTTI De SALLOTTI.

5) MrCrackles.
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Spot On. How can I forget Mr Cocck? No ooffeince really. Hahahaha!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Weird Ones Of Nairaland!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 6:58am On Feb 05, 2013
aieromon: Seems they all have multiple monikers.

Now that's weird!
Exactly the point. But basically if you get to read their posts, u wl be so so taken aback.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Weird Ones Of Nairaland!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 3:20pm On Feb 04, 2013
Idowuogbo aka...badosky!!!!
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In a way some may see her as weird....but to me I believe I never met a crazy, outgoing, funny & very interesting chic. I would really love to meet her!!!
FamilyRe: How Did Your Family Celebrate Nigeria's Victory Yesterday? by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:17pm On Feb 04, 2013
greatgod2012: We dont watch football in our home. grin
Why not? Abeg let those ur young lads be trained in watching good soccer from their fatherland o! Don't turn them into some jelly-livered guys sitting and watching women grunt on the tennis court....abeg!!!
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Hehehe....front page topic....Roy on point!!!!
FamilyRe: Love by RoyalRoy(mod): 1:31am On Feb 04, 2013
gprincess1: lolzzz.....Nutty husby
I love my dad.....I got my leadership quality from him. Always thinking with his head at all times & not the heart!!
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I love my mum too....that's where I got my generosity!!! That woman can give & give to her own detriment....kudos mum!!
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And madam Op....Erm...Erm..(Clears throat).! Wassup? Looking for someone who looks like ur mum o.....*wink*wink*
FamilyRe: An Open Marriage by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:20pm On Feb 03, 2013
NnekaGirl: Yes I also find it a bit weird that she goes on and on about her vacations and the price of the hotel she is going to be staying in lmao! !this is what the french call "nouveau riche".
Jellitah you don't need to advertise your so called money on nl, people who have money don't even talk about it.
I find it surprising that you don't know Calloti...aka...Jellitah....aka...Almond De Joy....aka...Sinachi....DaDewsDrop NVS.....hahahahaha....you are the only one in about a year who has actually asked him/her a direct question.
She is in her own world ooooo...let her enjoy her many boyfriends & holiday in Miami...lmao
Nairaland GeneralThe Weird Ones Of Nairaland!!! by RoyalRoy(op):
Have you per chance come across some people on nairaland with exceptional weird behaviour?
They don't argue against the tide, they don't abuse the other forumites, but they just are in a world of their own!!
Sometimes their comments are meaningless to the general topic & atimes they make sense after you spend so much hour trying to comprehend what they are talking about!! Here are the few ones av met...u can add yours!!!
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1. Musiwa.....a dude in the politics section. Quite in his own world...creating topics with no concrete meaning, believing he is god and a prophet at the same time!!!
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2. Calloti.....aka....Blazzay...aka....Almond De Joy...aka....DaDewDrops NvS.....aka...jellitah....aka....Sinachi.....he/she is of the Family section.
Its interesting to know that this person with multiple monicker really understand what the topic is all about unlike Musiwa.....but she/he goes into so much fantasies & details only s/he understands. S/he writes a lot of funny & confusing statements that after a while u give up on trying to understand him/her!!! And she uses all his/her monickers in one single thread....and the result? Derailing the thread!!!
Let's know the few ones u've come across!!!
FamilyHow Did Your Family Celebrate Nigeria's Victory Yesterday? by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:44pm On Feb 03, 2013
How Did Super Eagles Match Affect Your Family?


I have always followed with enthusiasm the genuine passion most Nigerians have for soccer! I want to know how the match of today(February 3 2013) against Ivory Coast affect your family!
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As for me, I watched it with my old folks...and typically there was celebration after the match! My old man went to his "store" to bring out one giant bottle of Santyago Red Wine! It was drink galore. Conservative Mumsy took a full glass cup too! Let's hear yours!!!
NYSCRe: Corps Member Builds Corpers Lodge In Kaduna by RoyalRoy(m): 12:01pm On Feb 03, 2013
brownlord: Nonsence, let them bring out the donors of this project if u find any female among them, mk she talk wetin she do for those men before them sponsor this project, am a servin call member and i knw what am talking about, am presently servin in one of the local govt. In osun, in the whole of this LGA no good place to eat, except some useless buka where u be served, one nonsence soup with 2 cups of stew, u cant find anywhere to eat jollof/fried rice or other varieties thereby making it difficult for non yourubas to cope even the place is close to their state capital, i told a girl of my intention to try a little restaurant or fast food joint and she told me not to bother, that she a batch B, tried a laundering service, after several warnings from one person doin same bizness, shes been battling wit health issue since she commenced, another girl told me of one ibo woman who opened a restaurant and a while some restaurant owner gang up and they told her is she love her life she shld flee from the community so make them park well, all the big project for nysc scheme na only girls dey always execute am, shebi na dem dedicate to the programme pass abi?
I doubt if truly you are a Corper!!
Na food they send you come chop for service year? What stops you from buying your own foodstuffs & cook whatever you want? Abi market too no dey area? Mr Jollof & Fried Rice
You talk of opening a restaurant, is that a community service or business for ur own personal gain?
She sleeps around to get money for the project, why didn't you get a sugar mummy to finance u too?
Did u attempt to teach the students in the area extra moral classes for free? No
and you came here ranting......for this megabyte u wasted on this trash you wrote.....you are hereby sentenced to another one full year of service and you better make an impact this time.
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Mali - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 3) On Penalties On 2nd February 2013 by RoyalRoy(m): 10:08pm On Feb 02, 2013
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FamilyRe: Living With Your Stepmother by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:30pm On Feb 02, 2013
slimyem: I don't understand this mumbo jumbo..
There is no "new" me anywhere.
Different topics/situations,different approaches.
You either only see what you want to see and/or get what you ask for when you do.undecided
Hmmmm.....I see!!!!
FamilyRe: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by RoyalRoy(mod): 11:35am On Feb 02, 2013
Always believed I will marry my Primary 1 class teacher.
* I thought my dad was the most powerful man on earth & could beat everybody...I mean anybody
* I believed I could gum enough chicken feathers together to make me fly some day!
* I pursue birds away when I want to eavesdrop so they don't make a song out of our gossip to everyone!
*i always believed by the time I am 20yrs old....I would have a wife...a kid...a car & my very own house....hehehe....20yrs was like 6oyrs to me!
FamilyRe: Living With Your Stepmother by RoyalRoy(mod): 11:14am On Feb 02, 2013
slimyem: You are going to have to live with it.
What i did was to start seeing my home as her home too and accepting the fact that she had as much right as I did in that house.
She was a WIFE not a girlfriend....and somehow,I knew I had to let her take charge.It was the most sensible thing to do especially since I wasn't planning to stay in the house forever.
I quickly understood that two captains cannot man one ship and went back to my position as a DAUGHTER.
Rivalry won't help much.
You can't play her roles and she can't play yours.
Someone has to slow down for the other for peace to reign.
Do not stay out or away from her and do not stop trying to talk.Let her know how you feel if she offends you.I'm sure she'd be reasonable.
There must have been something you saw in her that made you sign her up for your dad in the first place.I'm almost certain its still there.
Find and exploit it.
Its a long walk but you'll get there hopefully....just like i did.smiley
Is this Slimyem of early 2012? Funny how I noticed a sudden increase in ur maturity all of a sudden. Well....I guess lots of life's experiences wl make one aspire to be a better person!
Kudos to the new you!!!!
FamilyRe: I feel Cheated by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:45am On Feb 02, 2013
cotton101: can you not buy your own ipad and blackberry,

granted my husband bought me a blackberry but honestly ur post sounds annoying - small girls of today are something else - honestly if you were dating my brother and i heard this complaint i personally would chase you from my family.

yes i'm annoyed
Hehehe....and your brother will allow you chase away his love?
On a serious note....I think poster is doing well on her own! Why lose a blackberry with 80k and you still can afford to buy another one of 40k? You should be happy you can take care of yourself. Am sure you believe cos he earns 8 times ur salary he must share it with you abi? Wrong!!!
Wait until you marry, sit down and draw a plan together how u want to run ur house. Right now its a bit hard but true...his money is his money and u can't force him to share it with you.
However, if u ain't okay with it then walk away. Maybe u meet a yahoo yahoo man who will spend all his money on you & his friends in just one week. Good luck!!!
Car TalkRe: My Engine Capacity!! What Does It Mean? by RoyalRoy(op): 9:17am On Feb 02, 2013
lonelydora: The bigger the engine capacity, the faster the car, which means more fuel consumption, and less engine vibration. For example, depending on the make of the car, 3.5l might be making 21miles/gallon while 1.8l might be making 30mile/gallon. i drive a 3.0l V6 accord. I love the car and will never go for a 4-cylinder car again.
That's so good to know! Thanx for the explanation. I am a firm lover of v6 engines...just didn't know much about the engine capacity part of it. Am well convinced now that a bigger capacity engine will do the magic.
Damn the fuel consequences....the thrill will surely be worth it.
Car TalkRe: My Engine Capacity!! What Does It Mean? by RoyalRoy(op): 10:25pm On Feb 01, 2013
ba7man: @Royal Roy. Those figures represent the engine's size. Its the total displacement of your engine's cylinder ie Bigger displacement, bigger piston chambers or more pistons. Eg 1.8L(litres) is smaller engine size than 3.5L. So 1.8L engine is slower, consumes less fuel and has less torque since its smaller. The 3.5L is faster and consumes more fuel.
Thanx...good to know. A faster engine with more torque is all I ever wished for in a car....guess a 2006 Maxima with 3.5l V6 engine will be on point.
Blaze like a shooting star!!!!!
Car TalkRe: My Engine Capacity!! What Does It Mean? by RoyalRoy(op): 5:38pm On Feb 01, 2013
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