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I have not been to MMIA recently but I can confirm 2 u that it would b 2 short. u have 2 b at the check-in counter latest 1 hr b4 departure, so it means u must be out of the immigration jungle no later than 4.30pm. It looks very short.

not advisable, unless the car's worth is zero.

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If she stands 4 what she wrote then u have nothing 2 do with this girl bcuz her heart belongs 2 another guy. U can go through hoops 4 this girl and it won't change a thing. So u might as well move on with ur life and find a girl of ur own bcuz this one isn't it.

@OP
In my opinion, online flirting and the real thing is the same thing. The only different is that they haven't found the time 2 meet yet.

@Poster
U do know that women change physically after their 1st child? how she looks b4 her 1st child may b attractive, but later on it's a different ball game, and chances r, after that 1st child u will ask her 2 cover up her saggy br.east or stretch mark infested body.
many can't get into these fancy panties after childbirth, and need to buy some XXL sized one.

^^^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine

a clipper will never shave as sharp as a razor, and black guys use razors 2 get that clean look.
just make sure u buy shaving gel instead of foam, it is supposedly better.

Kobojunkie: Why fire him for his PRIVATE choices? I mean he is an adult and if smoking weed is not illegal, you have no right to fire him for it. As long as he does not smoke it on your property(provided you had rules from the start barring him from smoking on premises), I see no reason why you would want to fire him. In the case that you do, be aware that he can sue you.

But his private choices r directly against his job duties. What if I simply do not want 2 have a weed smoking individual around my family? firing him will b very simple, a drug test will suffice.

What's the point since all the sweet flavour is out?

Won't surprise me 2 read later that the dog was named in one of these e-diot's will.

He is a pastor so that is the only way he can deal with the issue perfectly. He has forgiven her but until he believes that she has repented, he won't forget or touch her again. In due time, he may or not forget but why should he?

I will go 4 whatever girl *he* has chosen 2 date. Is he not the one who will date the poor lady? Let him suffer the consequences of his own choices, instead of coming 2 blame *me* when the girl I choose 4 him turns out 2 b a demon.

So long as he protects himself and follow the guidance I have instilled in him, fire away!

That's bcuz u believe that everyone who has a blog should do so 4 money purposes. again, there are many places online where people can get a nice funky blog 4 FREE. Trying to coherce people 2 make money out of blogs, so U can make money out of building these same blogs 4 them, is the second joke of the day.

Nice try funny man, keep up the jokes coming.

I guess we r assuming that washing machine there is not.
If wifey was sick then she would have 3 dozen of panties 2 choose from, and there will b no reason 4 me to clean any, unless u ladies have only 2 pairs of panties, LWKMD! When she gets better she can do the dirty laundry. And if she is sick 4 a long period of time, then whoever is taking over her family duties *as I sure won't b able 2 cope*, will do the laundry 2.

^^ Do u even know that the photo of the Bugatti Veyron u r showing is a toy model car?! Human vanity starts at home. Why go 2 a restaurant and pay 3 times as much for a meal that u can cook for less at home? Why buy a phone that cost Naira50K when u can get a Nokia 3310 4 free? Why buy a car 4 millions of Nairas when u can get one 4 a few hundred of thousands. Is that not vanity 2 u? U best focus on ur own life and do what u feel is right, and let others live theirs.

Let he who has worked 4 the money do what he pleases with the money.

Sisi_Kill: Okay, you obviously don't know much about negotiating.

Lemme break it down for you. . .

He is making the offer because HE is the one who wants something.

The pool of takers for his offer is small to begin with. . .how many people do you think will be falling all over themselves to do what he is proposing?

Combining those two facts, tell me, who do you suppose has the upper hand in this deal?

He would be lucky if the only person who returns his call doesn't tell him to touch his nose to the floor while hopping on one leg.

Pay for her own artificial insemination. . .LMAO! I have heard it all.

Oy!

Ok let's get on with this discussion:
let's get this straight, he is making the offer bcuz he knows how many women r desperate 4 money and willing 2 do such stuff in 9ja. If u even check properly, someone on NL already came forward within a few hrs. Money is the root of this problem, and with money everything is possible in good ol' 9ja. he would have 2 go through the hundreds of reply 2 make sure he sort from the scammers 2 the no good women with f.ucked up genes.
As 4 artificial insemination, he shouldn't even mention it and go straight 4 the natural way, so if the lady isn't cool with it, then she can induce the insemination fees on her paycheck, bcuz that's what this man is offering, *an extra paycheck*. and in 9ja, this is no small matter.

ileobatojo: This person is willing to have the lady take fertility drugs for twins. He can afford artificial insemination. And yes, she can be willing to be a surrogate mother without wanting to get 'jiggy jiggy'. Its her choice of a money making venture. Surrogacy is not the same as prostitution abeg. He can always get his sex elsewhere.

F.ertility drugs r cheap compared 2 artificial insemination, but I guess u don't know so let me help u:
Artificial insemination cost about 300/500 USD per attempt, and knowing that the chances of it being successful is about 20%, you can do the math on how much it can become.

Fertility treatment on the other hand, u have Clom.iphene (also known as Clo.mid, Sero.phene) cost 25usd per cycle, so u do the math.

Sisi_Kill: Oh oh! Rudy has fallen into PYGuru's trap!!

See you in an hour Rudy my man!

How did u know, I am even scared of typing the stuff that I wrote earlier as I dont know what triggered the little bastard. Oh well here it is in my next post:

ileobatojo: This person is willing to have the lady take fertility drugs for twins. He can afford artificial insemination. And yes, she can be willing to be a surrogate mother without wanting to get 'jiggy jiggy'. Its her choice of a money making venture. Surrogacy is not the same as prostitution abeg. He can always get his sex elsewhere.

Fertility drugs r cheap compared 2 artificial insemination, but i guess u don't know so let me help u:
Artificial insemination cost about 300/500 USD per attempt, and knowing that the chances of it being succesful is about 20%, you can do the math on how much it can become.
Fertility treatment on the other hand, u have Clomiphene (also known as Clomid, Serophene) cost $25 per cycle, so u do the math.

which country r we talking about here? u got a 3 months visa, and intend 2 stay 3 months, why r u stressing? Unless issues at immigration, i don't see where the issue is. 4 safety, only change ur return flight after u have entered the country, and not b4.

^^ Of course it is, she wasn't even running fast *more like walking* when the car hit her. And the driver who waits until the camera is there 2 come out of the car, not even close 2 real.

First of all a *normal* Bugatti Veyron cost $ 2million so a gold one will never cost the same price, and would probably cost 5 times as much.

Second if someone has the money 2 buy himself a toy then why shouldn't he?

Third what if a person bought a $2 million Bugatti and fed hungry kids too? Or should someone rich spend *all* their hard earned money on feeding hungry kids in Sudan?

Fourth Charity starts at home, what r u guys doing 2 help the needy, apart from ranting on a faceless forum?

here is ur way 2 show that u mean business, and not just talking in the air 4 nothing:
https://www.nairaland.com/1111726/nairaland-end-year-charity-flight

The rock she smoked must have been laces with PCP.

lwkmd

could be sarcastic like, who knows? About ur story, did u even get 2 know who the guy was b4 going on a jealous rant?

yep that's right, if u have a 3 months visa then u can stay 4 that long if u wish 2 do so.

If he waited 6 long yrs 4 *it*, then he has only 3 options: quickly marry the girl, wait or go look 4 someone else 2 do the do.

As 4 ur question, yes it is perfectly normal 4 someone 2 not want 2 give it away any longer 2 guys until she is married.

Sisi_Kill: Oh my bad, I thought this went beyond the basal instinct to "tap that"

So why are we making a big to do over something men do everyday?

OP just get the next available girl pregnant and don't marry her.

In any negociation, u need 2 try 2 get as much perks as possible. hitting that is just another perk *and* a way 2 keep the cost of this deal down. So there are clear benefits of doing it the natural way. If the OP mention 2 da girl that she will have 2 chip in 4 the artificial insemination from her own pocket, if that is the method she wants, I am sure she will b quick to reconsider. I mean, she is willing 2 have a stranger's baby but not get jiggy jiggy with him?