₦airaland Forum

caseless: and u think our immodest set of gal wll understand?

Vikin: OP, I thought you said you are still young and in school...blah blah blah
https://www.nairaland.com/1098345/really-needs-advice-pls

Anyway, it's your life

Cutejay: as for the woman being still interested in him,he didnt say but what he told me was that since she came back from the states she has become wild i.e she drinks to stupor,smokes and doesnt care about the child and that he cnt marry such a woman. He said his family wants only the baby and not the woman cuz i asked him all these questions. Anyways thanks for the advice i'll just wait and see what happens!

Sagamite: Dem want good men as friends. Na bad boy with money like me dem like.

Which question be that?

And which pastor are you planning to use so my babalawo can tailor the juju to fight back against the fire?

Sagamite: Mr Man, just send that ya form to Shllypopz, ItsModella, c.fours and queensmith. I swear you will love your new set of wives if you can get them.

You holy water no fit remove my juju.

I decreased the population of Sagamu by a quarter when my grandpapa die and all dem extended family wan come collect share from the 2 plots of farm land and 4 mud houses.

Dem all just dey drop like flies with stomach ache, mental problems and some even just started running without stopping until their bodies breakdown, dem come die.

WAM?:
True but if she misses and still loves you and you miss and still love her- where's the forcing here? There is no place for ego in love.

uj_sizzle: Great work guys.

Ruby. I like dat u perceived i love poetry n tried ur hand at it. I also love dat u knw my favourite things n ddnt promise perfection. You were confident n real.

190. That was the briefest, heartwarming post I've seen . I like dat u ddnt beat arnd d bush or string pretty words n ur humility was so hard to ignore.

U are both winners, but I'm allowed just one choice.........

As much as i love poetry
i love plain word better;
as much as i admire confidence,
i am a sucker for humility

for this i choose 190

190-the-clown:
Uj-sizzle
I have been here a long while, long enough to see people come and go. Long enough to see fakers, haters, player, heart breakers and liars But you have kept it real. You have been truthful to all. To me, to you and to everyone I have been reading your post and they get me mouth opened, You are so consise and truthful, you give your advise and I wonder what brain you have Perfection is not far away from you. You write well and play well I read your diary and follow each post cos I am addicted to you I can't get enough of your words and lines - I love u uj-sizzle and am sorry 4keepin u waitin bur u know personally I'l neva disapoint u bt netwrk frm my damn bb and me bin away from my pc kept me - I dnt care if u don't select me as d rite one 4u bt I prefer d real yes

uj_sizzle: wtf?! Are u bloody kidding me? I stayed awake all this while desperately fighting sleep to read this shiiit?!!

uj_sizzle: someone get 190.

D-Explorer:
SLOT 8 - 190 and RudySmith to wooing Uj-sizzle

SLOT 9 - Ayobase and Chronique to woo Shollypopz


Please make your postings

D-Explorer:
Sexkillz, do go ahead and challenge LAST APOSTLE wooing posted in his moniker. Please let AYOBASE and CHRONIQUE go ahead and POST their lines as well. Thanks!

190-the-clown:
Please I'm so sorry 4been late, am actually travelling/driving alone and almost 4got, I would drop my lines wen I get 2 d next eatery-pardon my words na fone I dey use and I'm using one Hand 2type abeg- am around

binger: Facts about today's Wooers
1.99% of you, have your lines already written on a notepad or saved as a document
2.70% of the wooers wrote their lines today
3.90% of you have already thought about being rejected,yet you console yourself before hand by saying, 'Its just a game'
4.80% of these brave men are a little sick in the stomach
5.Only 40% of the wooers are completely original with their lines...

Bite me

festusfeezy: When toasting a gurl and she replys please i have a guy already, and as a guy you realy love her, pls as a guy what do i do?

Abagworo: It has nothing to do with religion. We have traditional religionists among us as well as non-religious people like myself. And again people do not hate male gays but just hate their sexuality. Maybe in future they'll achieve as much freedom as their female counterpart in Nigeria. Lesbianism has been accepted in Nigeria but Gay remains a suicide mission.

Check this likely scenario in a club. Group of guys are sitting and a gay walks up to one of them and makes sexual advances towards him, I swear they'll burst his head .on the other hand If a group of ladies are sitting and a lesbian walks up to one them and makes sexual advances towards her, the likely answer is "I'm not into that" and she walks away quietly.

WAM?:
Would that be a front ? Or would you still be standing by "it" if you still love her?

y me: ^^^^ Where can I get the form?
I deserve more than being a concubine and I don't see how I can compete with his other wives/concubines

Efemena_xy: !

Just make sure this her "promotion" does not affect my "quality time" with you!

Infact, better increase am from 1 day to 2 whole days, else me too go decamp over to Team Rudy.

Tgirl4real: Saga come see coup o. Madam CC, money no go kii u. Lol



@ RudySmith,
Bia, u sure say u be newbie so? Me dey suspect u o.

jennykadry: All these women( yes you, Efe and tgirl) that will not leave my saga. What arrant nonsense

Sagamite: They want bad boy. Alpha Male!

Real Men are put in the friend basket.

CHINEKE! Onya giri chukwu!

Nna, see this wayo guy!

So you used style ask me for list so you go conduct your robbery?

y me: Concubine?
naturally endowed, sexy, intelligent and classy ME, you stamp me with concubine? I no do again

Odunnu: No be small thing
Abeg, how much is the ARMNAS form? Is Mr Cork an executive member of ARMANAS?

naijababe: Application form completed. Can I be the shia lady?

Tgirl4real: Ohhh!!! U guys no go kill person with laffta jare.

@Naijababe, d guy serious no be small thing o.lol

My name is not Tgirl4u Mr. Adam Smith.

naijababe: @ Rudy, I like this your ARMNAS jare, as long as I won't be hearing things like 'no woman must come near my money, my gucci etc'

Pulling down lower eyelids at Sagamu and shouting in the loudest voice ever...........orbiyyyyy!!!!!!!