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naijababe: Na wa o. Sagamu don jam big time

abeg Naijababe, come take application form for the ARMNAS plan, you won't b disappointed.

dayokanu: What of the Unreal men?

So long as u r willing 2 treat these ladies the proper way, then ur application 2 join ARMNAS could b considered, on special ground.
If u r tired of hearing about the empty promises of Sagamite towards our beautiful sisters, then I will put a special recommendation on ur behalf to the board of trustees of ARMNAS.

Tgirl4real: Lol @ Rudysmith.
Please, leave our Sagalicious alone o.

Ahem! Husby, where are u o? As d youngest and latest wife, u know I am of high maintenance quality. Are u promising u won't treat me like u treated ur 3rd wife Efe? My own salon money cost well well. Infact, u should plan to give me 85% of ur salary. I'm sure 2mrw is pay day, b4 I lie say ARMNAS kidnapped me.

I don't wanna be greedy, please manage 5% and be kind enough to give my fellow wives 10% to manage and datz cos of d kids. As per d concubines, na OYO dem dey. I fit give Odunnu and Missy 1% each sha as per say dem be my padis.

I can see that this bobo's juju is powerful, but don't despair lovely Tgirl4real, a good loving man is coming ur way, and u will finally be valued and appreciated 4 the wonderful lady that u r. Don't give up on finding a gem of a guy, even though u r clearly focussing on the wrong one with this Sagamite bobo. come collect ur ARMNAS form.
sorry again for the derailment, but this is a matter of NL national urgency.

carefreewannabe: Leave my name out of it. You're not playing in my league and you never will. Way too high for you. And you know it!

Beautiful sister, pls never settle 4 less, ARMNAS can help u find a man of proper calibre 4 a lady like u.

cotton101: sagamite i don't like sharing o!
I might have to read my pre nup again and call my lawyers cos i don't know what this is - madam debrief i need your services o!

@ least if he was providing u with what he said he would then that would b another matter, but he can't and won't.
abeg let me send u ARMNAS application form so I can find u a *real* man worthy of ur status.

dammy_king: Omo! Dats world war 3 ooo

Nah that's problem solved and also that tells ur GF that ur honest, and want her 2 understand u fully.

if u want 2 kill it, I suggest a very simple trick: Tell ur gf!

The response depends of many factor like who broke up with who, do u still love her etc
the reply should b:
IF she broke up with u and u still love her:"I miss u 2 baby but going away was ur choice and I have 2 stand by it. b good"
If she broke up with u but u don't love her any longer:"I wish u all the best"
If u broke up with her amicably:"I wish u all the best"
If u broke up with her bcuz she did the unthinkable: NO REPLY, and raise ur phone security 2 blocking her.

^^^^ that is the €€€ million question.

kokosheen: So he does paternity test after humping and praying for 1 - 3 months, waits till she delivers after another 9 months and have already forked out at least 450K (that's not counting antenatal cost)?

If it turns out the baby is not his, do you think he would be able to muster the courage to go through the entire process again, at which he wouldn't still be able to guarantee the baby would be his until delivery

let me enlighten u by telling u that there r many *pre natal* PATERNITY/DNA test available on the market. The test done r amniocentesis and chorionic villus sampling, and can save the poster a lot of unforeseen whahala.

^^ I am sorry 2 say that homosexuality has all 2 do with the mind, and nothing else. So if a man is attracted 2 another man, then whatever he does is none of our business, so long as they do it in the confinment of their privacy. A lesbian would also be in the same frame of mind and they should b treated the same way. If it is ok 4 a man 2 f.uck his gf's a.ss then what gay people do should also b tolerated just as much. If it is ok 4 a lady 2 lick another lady's toto 4 pleasure then everything else should b accepted.

The reason why most hate gays/lesbians is bcuz of what the bible say about the practice, and this shows you *one more time* the hypocrisy of Nigerians. They r willing 2 overlook something that the bible is clearly against, 4 their own selfish agenda.

TO ALL LADIES WHOSE NAME APPEAR ON THE BELOW LIST, PLS DO GET IN TOUCH WITH ARMNAS TO NEGOCIATE POSSIBLE RELEASE FROM THE ENSLAVEMENT/JUJU THAT SAGAMITE PUT YOU UNDER, email: drrudysmith2010@hotmail.com

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Jennykadry
Efemena
cotton101
Tgirl4real
Odunnu
y me
nellaluv
Kails
MissyB
Wislet
talina
Khukhi
michelin89
Mukina
naijasexy
SA Goddess
LadyT

other NL ladies may contact ARMNAS 2 protect themselves from the sweet talking rogues that r promising them the moon, and offer nothing but bedtime activities in return. We, the men at ARMNAS believe in equality, fairness and understanding of the plight of our beautiful Nigerian sisters. We r not father xmas, but we will make sure that some of ur needs r taken care of, not only the bedroom ones, like that bobo Sagamite offers.

Tgirl4real: Bruhahahhahhahha



RudySmith, are u for real or all what u wrote is a joke?

I can't believe u wrote all that for Saga. Lobatan.

I am 4 real, this Saga bobo should stand for ONE of u beautiful ladies proudly instead of stringing you all along. There r plenty of good men who r willing 2 care for the need of u ladies, in more ways than u can possibly imagine. Yes, these men may not b perfect but they will care perfectly 4 ur needs, and that's all that is important here. But instead we have the pipe piper Sagamite hypnotizing u all with sweet words of empty promises.

As the chairman of the ARMNAS (Association of Real Men of Nairaland Against Sagamite), I say NO MORE of this injustice against u beautiful ladies who deserve better!

@Sagamite
Just like the FG, we the ARMNAS do not negociate with terrorists. We will reclaim all of these ladies from the harem that u have indoctrinated them into.

Enoquin: How are you sure the lady you are planning to hump will sleep with only you? What checks have you put in place to ensure that she sleeps with no other man before getting pregnant for you?

That is why we advised him for a DNA/PATERNITY test b4 any lump sum should b handed out.

@Ronkebp
why would a jobless man and a woman go into "getting married" when they do not have the source of survival? or where would they live.
We r not talking about 2 people begging in the street here, unless this is what u call an unemployed person. Many don't have a job but can survive with occasional jobs and family handouts here and there.

- is it the love that they shared will put food on the table?
if they *don't* get married, will that put food on their table? Married or not, everyone needs 2 put food on their tables, and if they r together, they can share ones meal.

- is it the love that will pay their house rents and bills?
Yes. If they live somewhere now separately, they can now both live together and save on rent/bills.

-Is it the love that will buy their personal needs and other stuffs?
If they can provide 4 such as single then let them share the little they have as married couple. No matter how people want 2 look at it, it is better 2 struggle together than on ur own. Maybe someday *he* can make some money and they share it, and the other day *she* can make some money and they share it. That's what unions are 4, 2 b stronger as a unit.

now if they have a business or petty trading on the side, then, in that case they are not jobless. they can still survive on that for "awhile". If there is nothing at all to fall on. My dear even the paupers with menial jobs are far better.

If they can survive as unemployed singles, meaning they can stay alive, then they surely can do so as a married couple.

ronkebp: Yeah!!!!!!!! unemployed couple, everybody can get married but not everyone will stay married, lack of money will be the number one thing to break the union, unless they must have decided to go into robbing others for the sake of survival, if not they will end up as beggars.

Are all poor people robbing for the sake of survival? There are supposedly more than 50% of Nigerian that could b considered poor, how do they make it? and if what they do is good enough 4 them, why can't it be good enough 4 a newly wedded couple.
Example: a guy is broke, stays in his parents BQ and have a job that gives him just enough 2 buy 3 square meals a day. his gf gets the same from selling pure water. techincally both r poor, but if they join forces 2gether, they can make it work as a unit. 2 is better than one in that instance.

9icetoo: @ ruddysmith, he doesn't want to sound insecure by asking her if she has someone else.

He must find a way 2 ask her. btw being insecure is not wrong, far from it.

Sagamite: Okay! Nonsense abi?

Ma so grammar lo ni be (continue dey speak grammar)!

Na you own your pangolo.

My Babalawo in Sagamu, Baba Ogidiolu, as told me how this thing go work. When you dey stuck and your legs are paralysed you go dey blow that grammar.

"I can't believe this. What they fck is going on? Why can't I pull this shyt out?"

Wa ma sor oyinbo (You go dey speak English).

Remember, Ogidiolu was the winner of the Awon Aiye Babalawo of the year in 1978, 1981, 1985 and 1989-2011.

Abeg, stop the sad stories, I would *lick* the magun out of any girl's honey pot b4 taking this girl where u were not man enough 2 take any of this ladies. It is obvious that there must b a deficiency in your hip area, and that this *bag of wind* talk u r quick 2 unleash here is just internet nonsense, if u need magun 2 keep a girl interested in ur person. I would never use magun or any babalawo stuff on someone I respect and care 4, that is evil 2 say the least, and makes us understand how u feel about these beautiful ladies. Take it from me, I would simply use my mind 2 tell this lady whatever she needs 2 hear, my hands 2 caress this lady on all the places that she likes 2 b touched, my lips 2 kiss that lady in all the right places that she desires 2 b kissed *most definitely between her legs 2*, and most certainly I would use my body 2 make her feel my presence around her, like the real man that I am.

Sagamite: Kai! This is how men send themselves to early grave early.

Mo sexy ju e lor, Mo lowo ju e lor, Mo loogun ju e lor. (I am sexier than you, I am richer than you, I am have more juju than you)

Which ever one you wan use fight, I dey kampe.

You have 2 MILLION dollars questions, I have 2 MILLION Zim dollars in my bank account.

Richer than me but here u r wasting Efema's time bcuz of common 2k hair saloon run.
U can claim 2 be whoever u want 2 b on NL so long as u treat these ladies like they should b treated. Send each of these ladies a debit card and fill their respective account with a sound amount each month 4 their upkeep, *u can even decide how much*, and then u can come here and claim they r urs. Until then, go siddon and let real men treat these real ladies like they should b treated. u r a criminal if u expect them 2 b sexy and jovial 4 u while not contributing 2 what brings a smile 2 their pretty faces.

I am fighting u on all the ladies on NL that u have tricked into believing that u were a *real* man, I am going 4 ur obvious crown, that u do not deserve.

and btw, WE R STILL WAITING 4 THE ANSWER 2 MY QUESTION which lady do you want 2 call ur own out of all our NL beauties? stand by her *proudly* and shout her name loud and clear here, so she 2 can also b proud of being with ur sorry behind u.

ifyalways: ^atleast he made an effort to be honest.

@topic, just be on your lane and I'm indifferent.

And his honesty has proven that he has no common sense. I would understand if he hates all homosexuals due 2 his own preferences in life, fair enough, but to hate gays and accept lesbian is wrong on so many levels. it just point out 2 us that he simply hate gays bcuz *he* cannot get anything worthy out of them. What a sad statement.

Kobojunkie: In same America, Marijuana is smoked outside of those 17 states. I used to have a neighbor who smoked that thing on the other side of my door. Stunk up the place for weeks. I moved out less than a month into it all. . . I could not stand the stench, but in all that time, there were no raids on the apartment.

Weed is smoked *illegaly* all over the world, but it doesn't make it any less an offense 2 do so in many places, even if that offense is minor. And the sale or purchased of such drug is still considered a crime. The fact that ur neighbor never got busted is bcuz u didn't call the cops on his weed smoking behind. Just bcuz there was no raid during the short tie u lived there, does not mean it will never happen. Just pray that ur kids/wife r not around when it happens, or if by coincidence a shoot out between dealer and cop happen on that same day.

tuns10: :Dude,thot I was supposed to advise the poster.or are u the poster so pls back off

Sorry, I know my words can b lethal sometimes, backing off.

So u think that these women who would have missed out on the Xmas jackpot, would just smile and accept a box of chocolate on Val's?! LWKMD
They would unleash their fury on Val's, 2 get back at us, with insane demands.

go to Yahoo mail
click on *I cannot access my account*
choose the option I have a problem with my password*
enter your yahoo ID
choose between sending a msg 2 ur alternate email or answering the secret question.
et voila!

tuns10: I know what it feels like,being in love,wanting to get married and being jobless.but I was reasonable enough to know dt twas not only about being in love.we waited till he at least got a job before getting married.
Did he have so much:No.
Did he have constant money to at least sustain the both of us:Yes.
Dt is exactly what I am saying.there has to be at least a source of income,or else the quarrel starts some weeks after marriage
Thank God I also got a job some months after marriage but I allowed common sense to take its course and twas not just about love

care 2 tell us what changes the job brought 2 the table, in terms of loving each other? If u think having no jobs would bring quarrels then that has nothing 2 do with marriage, but all 2 do with *immaturity*, and so 2 immature people shouldn't b together, let alone get married. The source of income will facilitate the good of that union, but if a person is broke and can get food and shelter etc *alone*, then 2 people can join hand and do the same thing together in love/harmony, and married.

Resuming 2 weeks b4 Valentine's day? Whoever is in charge of BAN should b fired on the spot for this grave mistake. The strike should stand until the week after Valentine's day.

9icetoo: Hi. My friend is in a fix and doesn't know what to do about his relationship with his girlfriend.
It started like this.
They met while in secondary school and fell head over heels in love . They drifted after secondary school but both secretly nursed hopes of getting back together. A few years passed and they both graduated from university and hooked up again briefly. He traveled abroad to further his studies and they grew even closer in his absence. They were really close. He loved her to bits and believed she loved him to bits too. They often spent hours talking or chatting and exchanged details of their daily lives every blessed day. He calls her when he goes for walks and she does same too. She even tells him when she is going to poo . He knew every detail down to when she starts menstruating and when she stops. She had doubts about his sincerity initially but my friend dispelled these doubts by coming down to Nigeria to see her parents and telling them his plans for their daughter. He promised to come back after his MSc and he did. Upon his return she would spend virtually every weekend with him. He introduced her to his friends as the one. (my friend is quite a serious minded fellow so he wasn't kidding about she being the one). However she never introduced him to her friends. In fact she tried everything possible to prevent him from seeing her friends. . My friend brushed this aside and felt maybe she wasn't quite ready to take that leap yet. However as time went by, the frequency of her visits, calls and chats on BBM dropped. She even managed to visit one day and spent the whole of the visit chatting with her BBM contacts. . At this point, my friend was still jobless and had spent quite a few months in Nigeria.She locks her fones while his phone is devoid of any password. He gave her access to everything personal he had.She claimed she couldn't chat or call or receive calls or visit as much as she used to because she was busy with her job. He confided in me and I told him he probably was thinking too much into nothing. As fate would have it, my friend has got a job with an oil company now and suddenly the girl has started calling again and even went as far as asking him how much he was being paid. lol. Can u imagine her audacity. I forgot to mention they stopped sharing details of their daily lives after my friend came back and had spent a few months in Nigeria (Initial gra gra don wear off i guess). She started answering his questions with questions or dismissing them outright. Now though, she answers all that he asks and even adds what she wasn't asked . My friend is worried she is the type that only sticks around when the going is good and jumps ship at the slightest sign of trouble.
What do you all think he should do? (There are two sides to every story though but this is the side i have got so far. Will post hers if i can get her own version.)

I was thinking she had someone else, why doesn't he ask her the question directly?

I am sorry but I can't seem 2 see how a female bodyguard could do a better job than a male bodyguard. Most men r physically stronger than women and if there was a crowd gathering around her employer, I can't see how she can protect the guy better than a man. Imagine her oga being shot and needing 2 b dragged or *God forbids* get carried away.

If you've put ur real information on the account then u can retrieve it in the normal fashion, freely available on Yahoo mail.

Abagworo: Nigerians generally tolerate lesbians but male gays no. They disgust me.

A clear example of the hypocrisy of the common 9ja man.

tuns10: @rudysmith
Ure not just being realistic,u mean married couples wl use contraception everyday,like seriously i am not saying they can't use it but dude abeg,it can't be all the time na.
U said pple are searching for dt kind of love,forget o.no be the kind love wey be say there wl be no source of income at all
Just pray u don't find urself in such a situation

Stop thinking about condoms and try 2 open ur mind on the many other ways of contraception that r available on the market.
I am not saying that the situation is great, but I am also *not* saying that there is anything wrong with being broke and marrying someone. They have more chances of making it 2gether than on their own. If he has money 4 only one meal then they share it etc, that would create such a strong bond *coupled with love* that these two will thrive ten fold.

Since all you people don't think that marriage represent the love of one man and a woman, let me ask you this: what does marriage represents 2 u all?

tuns10: I guess its either they think being in love wl overide not having cash or they have started shaging themselves and want to regularise by getting married.@op I am sorry for u.it is after the wedding dt the reality of life wl start to dawn on u.if u say u aint going to have kids yet aw possible is dt or is it dt u'l be protecting urself or what.
Just find a biz to do with the money ur friend gives u and pray that God waters it and u can then use the constant money from the biz to get married and sustain the marriage.My advise

What has being in luv got 2 do with not having cash? r u saying that luv can only b present if money is involved? as for kids, have u ever heard of something called C O N T R A C E P T I O N ?

Many rich people r desperately searching 4 something that these 2 possess, and can't find it. It's called *true love*

The type of answers we see on NL shows us the degree of confusion in people's lives. One of the main reason why people r confused is bcuz most believe that the wedding day should b *the best, extravagant*, simply bcuz u lot don't view marriage as it should b viewed, and instead c it as the day 2 rub ur supposed happiness in everyone's face. Marriage is a union of 2 people that love and cherish one another, whether rich or poor, and if anyone thinks that u shouldn't get married if poor, then u have lost the basic fundamentals of marriage.

As 4 me, I would rather b with someone who loved me as a poor man and we build an empire/family together, than meeting someone when am comfortable and not really knowing if she would stand by me when the going gets tough. At least the guy in this story knows that, unless any hiccups, this lady will stand by him through thick and thin. Someone who doesn't value u at ur worst, doesn't deserve u at ur best!

kingingkinging: I respect the guys that marry them any time I see such. Not because of anything other the fact that I know I always find it difficult to do. My main reason is, why should I marry a woman whose second husband is somewhere? Remember any day or time the child wants to do wedding or graduation, it is the other man that will sit with my wife, put on same cloth and act like husband and wife. Why should I be second husband? They will even snap, dance together, if it is in the South west, they will even ask her to kneel down and do all sort of things......ahahahahahahah. I cant stand such.

What u wrote above is very very childish. Instead of being happy 4 the child that u would surely call ur own by then, u r here focussing on your own egotistic issues. What's the big deal if ur wife and the child's father r the main focus during that one day? Hopefully u will have ur own children with this woman and can celebrate their marriage 2.