₦airaland Forum

Amethyst111:
Bros, this your English get as e be o. You for kukuma type for your native language nau, at least, a few of your kinsmen are also on this forum.

lol!! How we go do

I always hid behind my aunty's back when is time to show Willie willie

I amazed how the monkey held tight to the phone without dropping it

Na to go find one governor aspirant as client

E don be for sars...make amnesty international involve for this matter

Aba and onitsha is already more popular than the states

MMXX:
See wetin u dey talk

,I'm not sure if you read or understood what I said.
I say new car wey e buy for her, na only pix she snap with the car and after that nobody ever see her driving the car even for once..

I never said he can't buy her 10 SUVs.I meant most of this social media show offs are a hoax most times

which is Davido didn't buy her a car...So m telling you obviously Davido bought the car for her but gal not the car show off type. Make she dey post say she is driving to mall in her Porsche

MMXX:
Wey the 45m porsh davido buy for Chioma few years ago.She has never been spotted with the car even once since it was reportedly bought and pictures were taken.

The maintenance alone of this super cars are quite exorbitant even for a footballer and money bag like jay jay okacha,he owns one and has lamented severally. Nigerian roads are not accommodating enough for this cars..Nobody wants to spend wealth to acquire a liability..

With the right connection, it his easy to take pics beside this cars and post online with whatever captions you like to deceive gullible innocent followers.

Nigerians are easily impress and would question their existence when such things are shown to them.

there is a level u go reach car na the least thing. Wetin chioma want use Porsche macan do, David can buy her a more expensive suv. But she is probably not a car fan

What a n*nsense post..the olamide post went viral before dj cuppy's post.

Am a Wizkid fan...no doubt that song "no stress" na trash, singing off key with the beat. Even before I listened to the song I knew the lyrics go start with "she Likes mine or she tell me say"

"my tyre"... baba replied the wheels. Tyre is placed around the wheels...reminds me of xzibit's "P*mp my ride"

During one hot s.a.i.d afternoon, this very light skin beautiful chubby girl sat beside me, I noticed her phone was having issues. I offered to help out and my idea worked perfectly, the phone came back to normal. We became buddies, I only bought her one meal. She paid for 90% of the food we had together at Mami. i had rep in my hostel because of her. ...when my guys see me walking along with her, Dem dey wonder which magic I do. She had a doctor boyfriend outside camp who calls her every second but when we are together she ignore's his call...The day we were leaving camp a corper who I believe is a Yahoo guy was begging her to hop in his clean Lexus GS the babe opted to go with me inside a commercial bus. well right now she is happily married to a big policeman( fear girls Sha).

Damn!! As a Chelsea fan Liverpool just killed me if this deal goes through

Romano dey hot this season.."here we go" e don be dat

How many times we go meet this guy

Account2Many:
If you read through my previous thread you'll realize I was disappointed and embarrassed by a certain lesbian bitch.
Well it was a blessing in disguise, cos while waiting for the lesbian bitcch, I came across an old friend of mine that was passing by, we lost contact and she was so happy to see me, we used to be just platonic friends and nothing more, she's 26 now, she's into a business of hers, she's now comfortable though she's still with her parents.
Now we exchanged contacts and got reunited again.
I observed that she's now more curvier, has added lots of flesh and more beautiful than she was when we were friends, yesterday when I met her she was with a luggage which she dropped while we were talking, as she was about to depart she bent over to pick up her luggage and I observed how her breasts popped out and my eyes were so fastened on those two nice titties that have grown so big of recent.
Can't seem to get her off my mind now, as I don't want to be friend-zoned, of course she wouldn't friend-zone me due to the way she was so excited to see me and also was aware of a huge progress on my career lately.
Now the help I need from you nairalanders is to give me hints on how to invite her to my apartment, I don't want a sit out or outside date, I need her to pay me a visit in my room.
She's somewhat classy and gorgeous and it ain't gonna be that easy for her to just pay me a visit cos she also got some dignity so I need sugar coating words.
I don't want to ask her to come directly, I need trickish or sweet enticing words I can tell her so she could oblige.
Please help.

hwf

Pussymender:
Aboi PH own worst o
once you hand bag for shoulder dey waka before you know police don burst out, them go search u,search your phone join, if you just get any oyinbo man or woman picture,my brother your phone don go.



naija no dey safe for youth,no dreads,no tattoo,no crazy jeans. inshort dressing well and too clean dey attract police and sars.

the matter tire me, last week along emohua road towards uniport. Na so SARS for check point just to tell me park " my friend park ur car we go fire you oh !" About three of Dem strt to ask me question. Na accident wey I get that night safe me from the hands of those criminals.

Nothing special

SegFault:
He used his personal email? Haew, of all the dullards amongst dullards I have seen in this dull country, this man has to be the dumbest.

imagine using ur personal mail to register on darkweb . Baba dull he was probably lucky to get involved in big deals

For real, Dem dey monitor cc store too ..so my acct on slilpp.top not safe

Halexgos3:
What about Mr Eazy?

e go drive him babe own

Frankicent:
You DUll. Didn't you read through?

The mortuary?

Damn!!

If na ancient boat or a boat dated back to the civil war at least I go understand. Well the people value the boat, so the govt need to respect the people.

Thay money should have been a well constructed road in a village right now, scholarship fund...

Cassim33:
Good job SARS ,chased them to their graves stupid people from stupid regions

until sars chase you or ur relative

Slymonster:
I do not understand this excuses we give everytime in this country. Must everyone be on shirt and trouser with shoes all the time. Can a guy just wear a t.shirt and Jean's to go out. Smh

e tire me..

elohim24:
I think our young guys need to be thoroughly educated. No one including inspector general of police can search your phone without a court warrant. Sars has been a menace from onset and I don't think they have actually foiled any robbery attack. #EndSARS

sars know wetin be robbery...Just to tell me park, "Dem shout I go fire ur car my friend park"

During my i.t in pH Depot , all pms were imported from Brazil. Port Harcourt refinery is only a storage facility.