₦airaland Forum

jedisco:
All this SARS talk seems funny and distant to me. Never heard of anything like this in any part of the North. Is it that southerners are too docile? or that Force men learn to behave when the come up North?

Maybe it is becausre the police are scared of boko haram and they don't want to know who is carrying suicide vest or not. That is why they behave themselves

MrCork:
..forbidden? How? Bro Are u saying they are cult?

The religion of peace is a cult like christianity.
As for Op question, it depends on the girl just try and get to know them and you will see

Sarkin:
Greatest fellow Nigerians, President Muhammadu Buhari have put up the mandate to us to make Nigeria great again by declaring his intention for second term.
This man means we'll for Nigerians,
He entered office in 2015:
1. And since 2016,boko-haram became handicap to attack and other terrorist groups like ipob are now exterminated and their leader dead somewhere.
2. And now Looters are afraid of the name Nigeria.
3. And all is set for the payment of 5000 to all Nigerian youths.
4. And now bag of rice that was N22000 is N5000.
5. And now though dollar is high, it decreasing rate shows that in the next quarter of the year, 000.01 naira will be equal to 1 dollar and perhaps people have never been this rich in other regime compare to our great PMB regime.
6. Millions of employment everyday as those who were even sack are now getting more better jobs.
7. No strikes in our tertiary institutions again.
8. Great infrastructures now showing up every now and then both in the SS, SE, NE, NW, NC, SW... Just name it.
9. Improvement in public health care that even the president son and family are now attended to medically in Nigeria.
10. Nigeria is now written with integrity all over the world that if we can extend PMB tenure to 2023 and even add more years, a permanent seat in the UN is sure for us.
11. Industry are now working that we can now see self-driven cars on our highways.

Let support this man of change forever.
#ISaiBaba #ISaiChange
Written by an educated elite.

Keep up the good work.
You and BMC are working tirelessly to let nairalanders know how desperate Buharetard is to win election and are showing how dumb a person has to be to support this man

progress69:
Ok...but can soldiers be deployed to every village?

Yes they can.
FG should declare state of emergency in middle belt and deploy the lazy, sadistic soldiers in the barracks to fight them.

foolbuster:
continue wanking away your life.

You are allowed to be stupid as always

[quote author=Elfmannisback post=67666335][/quote]Okay

Jesusloveyou:
what I can't still understand is how the speech affected the jobless lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra.

This video was a disgrace to all of nigeria and you are here shouting IPOB, shame on you

Elfmannisback:
Not 100% correct.

What do you mean?

You people should not be supporting buhari because he made the same mistakes as a military head of state.
This is the coup speech that overthrew his government on August 27 1985:

I, Brigadier Joshua Nimyel Dogonyaro, of the Nigerian Army, hereby make the following declaration on behalf of my colleagues and members of the Nigerian Armed Forces.

Fellow country men, the intervention of the military at the end of 1983 was welcomed by the nation with unprecedented enthusiasm. Nigerians were unified in accepting the intervention and looked forward hopefully to progressive changes for the better. Almost two years later, it has become clear that the fulfillment of expectations is not forthcoming.

Because this generation of Nigerians and indeed future generations have no other country but Nigeria, we could not stay passive and watch a small group of individuals misuse power to the detriment of our national aspirations and interest.

No nation can ever achieve meaningful strides in its development where there is an absence of cohesion in the hierarchy of government; where it has become clear that positive action by the policy makers is hindered because as a body it lacks a unity of purpose.

It is evident that the nation would be endangered with the risk of continuous misdirection. We are presently confronted with that danger. In such a situation, if action can be taken to arrest further damage, it should and must be taken. This is precisely what we have done.

The Nigerian public has been made to believe that the slow pace of action of the Federal Government headed by Major-General Muhammadu Buhari was due to the enormity of the problems left by the last civilian administration.

Although it is true that a lot of problems were left behind by the last civilian government, the real reason, however, for the very slow pace of action is due to lack of unanimity of purpose among the ruling body; subsequently, the business of governance has gradually been subjected to ill-motivated power play considerations. The ruling body, the Supreme Military Council, has, therefore, progressively been made redundant by the actions of a select few members charged with the day-to-day implementation of the SMC’s policies and decision.

The concept of collective leadership has been substituted by stubborn and illadvised unilateral actions, thereby destroying the principles upon which the government came to power. Any effort made to advise the leadership, met with stubborn resistance and was viewed as a challenge to authority or disloyalty.

Thus, the scene was being set for systematic elimination of what, was termed oppositions. All the energies of the rulership were directed at this imaginary opposition rather than to effective leadership.

The result of this misdirected effort is now very evident in the country as a whole. The government has started to drift. The economy does not seem to be getting any better as we witness daily increased inflation.

The nation’s meager resources are once again being wasted on unproductive ventures. Government has distanced itself from the people and the yearnings and aspirations of the people as constantly reflected in the media have been ignored.

This is because a few people have arrogated to themselves the right to make the decisions for the larger part of the ruling body. All these events have shown that the present composition of our country’s leadership cannot, therefore, justify its continued occupation of that position.

Furthermore, the initial objectives and programmes of action which were meant to have been implemented since the ascension to power of the Buhari Administration in January 1984 have been betrayed and discarded. The present state of uncertainty and stagnation cannot be permitted to degenerate into suppression and retrogression.

We feel duty bound to use the resources and means at our disposal to restore hope in the minds of Nigerians and renew aspirations for a better future. We are no prophets of doom for our beloved country, Nigeria. We, therefore, count on everyone’s cooperation and assistance.

I appeal to you, fellow countrymen, particularly my colleagues in arms to refrain from any act that will lead to unnecessary violence and bloodshed among us. Rest assured that our action is in the interest of the nation and the armed forces.


In order to enable a new order to be introduced, the following bodies are dissolved forthwith pending further announcements: (a) The Supreme Military Council (b) The Federal Executive Council (c) The National Council of States. All seaports and airports are closed, all borders remain closed.


Finally, a dusk to dawn curfew is hereby imposed in Lagos and all state capitals until further notice. All military commanders will ensure effective maintenance of law and order. Further announcements will be made in due course. God bless Nigeria.

ALMUSTAQIM:
BUHARIMMADU 2019

IGBO PRESIDENCY 2023



#PMB1523

The worst part of all these people clamoring for Igbo presidency is that if they get it, the Igbo president will be corrupt as Bleep and will acheive nothing tangible for Ndigbo. And don`t bother calling me afonja/aboki, I am Igbo too but this is what i want come 2019:

COMPETENT PRESIDENCY 2019
COMPETENT PRESIDENCY 2023

yarimo:
No need for BUHARI doing all what you listed to south East before winning the election, kano and lagos state alone will cancel all the votes from south East if they choose to vote against him.

If this was so, why did he need to contest four times before he won?

Elfmannisback:
They can't have sex or they can't ejaculate?

Both. They cut off their Penis or Testicles

foolbuster:
continue justifying your your favourite pasttime ....... stupid w-ank-er. pussyass niggas like you are a disgrace to manhood.

Guy please shut up, many men masturbate and there is nothing wrong with it, the people arejust enjoying themselves.
Please read up on masturbation and not on christian websites

Jesusloveyou:
salamrushdie is one of them.

Many of the jobless lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra are among pig saraki criminals.

What is your problem with biafra?
Use meaningful criticism and not this uneducated nonsense here

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How is this relevant to the topic?

shamecurls:
You know why Nigeria still struggling, it's because of people like you who could judge by mere spoken English at the expense of competence.

The IGP has proven competence and don't know what his spoken English would have done for him in his jurisdiction.

If the man was so competent he wouldn`t need apologetics like you to defend him, and as for how his spoken english helping him in his work, he needs spoken english to read and write documents, communicate with officers and manage our police force in general.

oweman:
How come no one is observing the video is photoshoped ?
Too many dumb people here .

Okay Mr smart guy, where is the original video?

https://www.nairaland.com/4507838/flashback-coup-speech-overthrew-buhari#67613613

My people this is the same speech that was used to overthrow buhari on August 27, 1985. Notice any similarities in the speech to our present government:

I, Brigadier Joshua Nimyel Dogonyaro, of the Nigerian Army, hereby make the following declaration on behalf of my colleagues and members of the Nigerian Armed Forces.

Fellow country men, the intervention of the military at the end of 1983 was welcomed by the nation with unprecedented enthusiasm. Nigerians were unified in accepting the intervention and looked forward hopefully to progressive changes for the better. Almost two years later, it has become clear that the fulfillment of expectations is not forthcoming.

Because this generation of Nigerians and indeed future generations have no other country but Nigeria, we could not stay passive and watch a small group of individuals misuse power to the detriment of our national aspirations and interest.

No nation can ever achieve meaningful strides in its development where there is an absence of cohesion in the hierarchy of government; where it has become clear that positive action by the policy makers is hindered because as a body it lacks a unity of purpose.

It is evident that the nation would be endangered with the risk of continuous misdirection. We are presently confronted with that danger. In such a situation, if action can be taken to arrest further damage, it should and must be taken. This is precisely what we have done.

The Nigerian public has been made to believe that the slow pace of action of the Federal Government headed by Major-General Muhammadu Buhari was due to the enormity of the problems left by the last civilian administration.

Although it is true that a lot of problems were left behind by the last civilian government, the real reason, however, for the very slow pace of action is due to lack of unanimity of purpose among the ruling body; subsequently, the business of governance has gradually been subjected to ill-motivated power play considerations. The ruling body, the Supreme Military Council, has, therefore, progressively been made redundant by the actions of a select few members charged with the day-to-day implementation of the SMC’s policies and decision.

The concept of collective leadership has been substituted by stubborn and illadvised unilateral actions, thereby destroying the principles upon which the government came to power. Any effort made to advise the leadership, met with stubborn resistance and was viewed as a challenge to authority or disloyalty.

Thus, the scene was being set for systematic elimination of what, was termed oppositions. All the energies of the rulership were directed at this imaginary opposition rather than to effective leadership.

The result of this misdirected effort is now very evident in the country as a whole. The government has started to drift. The economy does not seem to be getting any better as we witness daily increased inflation.

The nation’s meager resources are once again being wasted on unproductive ventures. Government has distanced itself from the people and the yearnings and aspirations of the people as constantly reflected in the media have been ignored.

This is because a few people have arrogated to themselves the right to make the decisions for the larger part of the ruling body. All these events have shown that the present composition of our country’s leadership cannot, therefore, justify its continued occupation of that position.

Furthermore, the initial objectives and programmes of action which were meant to have been implemented since the ascension to power of the Buhari Administration in January 1984 have been betrayed and discarded. The present state of uncertainty and stagnation cannot be permitted to degenerate into suppression and retrogression.

We feel duty bound to use the resources and means at our disposal to restore hope in the minds of Nigerians and renew aspirations for a better future. We are no prophets of doom for our beloved country, Nigeria. We, therefore, count on everyone’s cooperation and assistance.

I appeal to you, fellow countrymen, particularly my colleagues in arms to refrain from any act that will lead to unnecessary violence and bloodshed among us. Rest assured that our action is in the interest of the nation and the armed forces.


In order to enable a new order to be introduced, the following bodies are dissolved forthwith pending further announcements: (a) The Supreme Military Council (b) The Federal Executive Council (c) The National Council of States. All seaports and airports are closed, all borders remain closed.


Finally, a dusk to dawn curfew is hereby imposed in Lagos and all state capitals until further notice. All military commanders will ensure effective maintenance of law and order. Further announcements will be made in due course. God bless Nigeria.

[quote author=Butterflyleo post=67634398][/quote]Arguing with memes like a fundie christian. Nice

sammhi:
Hahahha
Olodo
So differentiate TIA from CVA?

I did not insult you.
TIA(Transient Ischemic Attack)it is like a stroke, producing similar symptoms, but usually lasting only a few minutes and causing no permanent damage. About 1 in 3 people who have a transient ischemic attack will eventually have a stroke, with about half occurring within a year after the transient ischemic attack.
Symptoms:
Weakness, numbness or paralysis in your face, arm or leg, typically on one side of your body
Slurred or garbled speech or difficulty understanding others
Blindness in one or both eyes or double vision
Dizziness or loss of balance or coordination
Sudden, severe headache with no known cause

CVA(Cerebrovascular accident) it is a stroke and thus a medical emergency. Anyone suspected of having a stroke should be taken immediately to a medical facility for diagnosis and treatment.
Symptoms:
Trouble with speaking and understanding.
Paralysis or numbness of the face, arm or leg. You may develop sudden numbness, weakness or paralysis in your face, arm or leg. This often happens just on one side of your body. Try to raise both your arms over your head at the same time. If one arm begins to fall, you may be having a stroke. Also, one side of your mouth may droop when you try to smile.
Trouble with seeing in one or both eyes.
Headache.
Trouble with walking.
Apart from his nonsense speech, what other symptom of TIA did he display?

So the IGP can’t read or comprehend
You are just a typical Blackman mentality .
Something is wrong you don’t care to know why ? All you do is to mock him !

So far no official has come up with an explanation for what happened to the man and as such it is only fair that we speculate and mock his gaffe, especially because of the recent happenings in the nation.

I hope you are not a doctor I want to believe you are not

I am not a doctor nor am I studying to be one.

So in TIA loss of consciousness , how long does it last? Have you seen a TIA with full consciousness? How many have you seen or even managed? Have you heard of hypertensive crisis ? What are it’s various presentations ?

TIA can cause loss of consciousness, but it is extremely rare. Even if they lose consciousness, you are saying they will be transmitting confusion. this would have been easier if you said it was gibberish symptom

Your type is one who wil accuse an old woman of being a witch because she was seen misbehaving and talking irrationally!
This just shows how uneducated Nigerians are !

I don`t believe in any of this witchcraft nonsense in our country and I am sorry if i gave that impression

Sirjamo:
No way, I don't regret anything here, I know my use of English, the joke is on them not me.

Are you sure? because most of your comments prove otherwise the opposite is the case. Let me not lie, me too I don`t know english like that but at least I can sense when I have blundered and I accept correction

Sirjamo:
You can't expect me to construct in reference to a third person as I would to a second. E.g I wouldn't say: Iya Mulika, what did you ate? But I can say: Iya Mulika, what did Brother Samson ate?

You and many other people should be prevented from commenting online, you are revealing too much about our poor educational system

sammhi:
Stop hating...
As a doctor I can authoritatively tell you the man had what is called a TIA. He lost consciousness and certainly not even aware what he was reading . Hence even his Aide could not help him

If you are really a doctor, your license is to be revoked NOW , Please let nobody listen to this man here o, a TIA means transient ischemic attack( a short period of time when blood stops flowing to part of the brain). It is a kind of stroke.

IGP did not even lose consciousness in that video. Haba.

Wantedmiller:
you should have waited for Trump, BBC, CNN and the rest of the world to complain before you start hitting on him........

Is this the first time he is reading to the public?

Oga......no 1 boss of police is still a human being

he has carried out his work diligently, now English makes him no better person?

Which kain work be dat? If you had an employee who was to make a statement at a business gathering and he spoke such rubbish, won`t you sack or at least reprimand him?

Nigerians, stop accepting and excusing mediocrity, these people have been put in high positions because they are supposed to be the best at what they have been assigned to do, and when they do this rubbish it sends a message that we as a people are dumber than they are for putting them in these places.

I don talk my own.

Butterflyleo:
Did you just call me an atheist troll? Does this thread look like an atheist thread to you? Did you see an invitation to deluded and mentally deranged atheists like you or your clones?

You troll my thread and turn and claim you are being trolled.

You are obviously the one with mental issues when you cannot see your mental state is doing the very thing you are projecting on me and claiming I am guilty of.

You do not need a psychiatrist. You have obviously seen enough of them in your life time and so far they all have largely been of no help.

I repeat, the train you commented about has long left the station. If you still wish to remain in that station hoping for the train to reverse, try not to get too old while at it.

Keep up the good work , You honestly make it hard for everyone to know whether you are a troll or a fundamentalist madman, but I`ve figured you out bro. Keep making the christians look DUMB

Butterflyleo:
Sorry the train in that station you just came to left a long time ago.

Thanks for the attention but train no get reverse.

What is the meaning of this sentence?
From what you just wrote now which was in no way connected to my question, I have two theories for what is going on:
1.) you have serious mental issues and you should go and see a psychiatrist for help, or hopefully;
2.) You are an atheistic troll using Poe`s law to play with all of us here, and if so, congrats.

Butterflyleo:
I don't actually owe it a response simply because its in itself inaccurate, inconsistent and self contradictory.

How?

Because he is an atheist!

The Bold part, ARE YOU JOKING? I hope this is a Poe, cause no human being in their right mind can be this desperately stupid

The worst part might be that you are reasonable in all other areas of life, but when it comes to religion(Christianity in particular) you turn to this incoherent madman who substituted his medicine for weed.

Butterflyleo:
For you to converse with rocks it shows your level of unintelligence is legendary .

Oga address dalamans post or your God cannot support you now?
It really shows your biblical illiteracy when Atheists know more than you and can point out inconsistencies, inaccuracies and contradictions you wouldn't have spotted.
Even if you did and thought about it, all that is needed is your pastor to use some stupid logic and you will accept wholeheartedly without thinking.

bedspread:
The Deadly Killers and anyone with them Directly and indirectly should be Brought to Boook.... be it Saraki or whoever...



Meanwhile if you still Doubt the Existence, Wisdom and WAYS of THE ALMIGHTY GOD , then hv a rethink 2 nite..

Today it Rained Fishes in Thailand...

The ways of GOD ALMIGHTY are Really past finding out...

The Foolishness of GOD is wiser than the Wisest and Scientific Greatness of Men..

Everyone should Honor THE LIVING GOD

Brother this is not a supernatural something, It has a scientific explanation on wikipedia so please just check Raining Animals.

And besides a real miracle will occur when God cures our situation in this hellhole of a country.

predmine20:
This lady in the picture is a disgrace to decent ladies and mothers all over the world.

This pic was taken in japan,tokyo to be precise.

The pic was taken during an audition for a fashion modelling.

The boob exposure is rather too overt and indiscreet to decent men.

She should be arrested for indecent body exposure.

Thank you.

Op, this woman is a model that has just made hundred's of thousands of dollars while you are here struggling to buy fuel and data plan and you are feeling bigger than her.
Besides, you don't know why she is doing this so do as your bible says and don't judge her.

shamecurls:
Gibberish

NEXT TOPIC PLEASE

You are one of the nigerians that is the problem of our nation. ZOOOOOOMBIEEEEEE!!!!!