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How very classy of you spikedcylinder, im sure mothers all over the world must want their kids to be JUST LIKE YOU when they grow up,

Ps: your dumb ass should grab a copy of The Sun , and take a cutout of the article,

and also, thanks for increasing the viewage on this piece, you've made my rumour monging job alot easier by your patronage, just need a few more maga's like you and i could set up a bonafide business,

way more than it takes for you to be a hopeful blind bat,

Dis conversation is over by the way, go through your lil tantrums on someone elses post, i'm entitled to my opinions and my right to put it down as i so wish, as are you,

so take your bullshit loyalty somewhere else

spikedcyylinder, i'm glad she's sharing her commission and money with you, hence the undying loyalty, i understand how rewarding being a GROUPIE must be for you

yes she is human, BUT SO IS HER HUSBAND and HER CHILDREN, AND EVERYONE ELSE SHE HAS LOOKING UP TO HER,

No one forced her to say I DO, if she wanted to be living life A young womans life, she SHUDA STAYED SINGLE

PS: YOU THINK I AM AN AMEBO, BUT APPARENTLY YOU LOGGED IN TO NAIRALAND, CLICKED ON THE CELEBRITY GOSSIP LINK AND THEN EVEN HAD APTIENCE ENOUGH TO READ A LONG WRITE UP, OFFER YOUR COMMENT, AND I'M THE AMEBO,

CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF PISSANTS,

The problem is, she's got a certain type when it comes to men, chubby, good looking and preferably young, Mr Manager is definitely all of the above, so is her husband Mr Nzeribe.

its no secret that Stellla has had her fair share of infedility over the years with rumours ranging from paternity results of her youngest daughter, SAMMY OKPOSO, all the way down to the dark skinned chap she was dating before she got married to Mr Nzeribe.

For someone who has had such a history , you would think she'd be more careful about how she carries herself now that she is bethroted.

But i guess you're right AMAKA, let's see how far this rumour runs deep, i just hope for her sake its not true , otherwise her reputation and a role model for young women and ladies would be tarnished,

First hand recap , and a quick word with "MR MANAGER"

it was funny to hear speculations that the new Mrs Nzeribe has been seen looking pregnant and visiting baby shops in the Capital City no less, because it is reported that Stella might be having problems in her new marriage to Mr Emeka Nzeribe,

She has been photographed a few times in Abuja and in victoria island with a young looking fair skinned guy, i wouldnt call him fat but he definitely isnt muscled and he claims to be her MANAGER, i wonder how many managers follow you clubbing at night and stand behind you while you shake your bum to some naija grooves, Looking all too comfortable invading your airspace

Mr Nzeribe looks like a nice person but i bet HE AINT NO FOOL, he's going to wake up real soon and smell the coffee if there really is one brewing and if Mrs Stella-Damasus-Aboderin-Nzeribe isnt careful, she just might have a bit more space on her endless list of last names for her new "MANAGERS" last name

its funny you guys should mention a baby bump in the Capital City no less, because it is reported that Stella might be having problems in her new marriage to Mr Emeka Nzeribe,

She has been photographed a few times in Abuja and in victoria island with a young looking fair skinned guy, i wouldnt call him fat but he definitely isnt muscled and he claims to be her MANAGER, i wonder how many managers follow you clubbing at night and stand behind you while you shake your bum to some naija grooves,

Mr Nzeribe looks like a nice person but i bet HE AINT NO FOOL, he's going to wake up real soon and smell the coffee and if Mrs Stella-Damasus-Aboderin-Nzeribe isnt careful, she just might have a bit more space on her endless list of last names for her new "MANAGERS" last name

actually, get a nice little bench under a sun umbrella, print out a few application forms and post a sign saying "LIFE PARTNER WANTED !", if that doesn't tell you how dumb the situation is, den hit me uo, i'd spell it out for u, !!!

So people seriously still ask such questions but ama indulge u and ask?.

What do you have to offer a life time supply of that someone is most likely to need and appreciate from you?

With that kind of grammar i suggest you watch a few more western movies and polish up abit, No point embarassing yourself

xaoibing, for your sake i hope nuttin dat serious ever happens to you,

Cuz d same way you abandon people in their time of need, is d same way u would also be abandoned by those u care bout,


You dint even suggest remaining friends and helping thru d ordeal, ur solution is to kick her out, der a more fishes in the sea,

hiss,,,yet if it were u, am sure u'd expect love to come to your aid, hissssssss

Wow, its almost refreshing to know this level of ignorance still exists.

You are either very Dumb or just Young,

For those of u who dont know what the one requirement of true or genuine love,, it is dat u die to self and put your partner first in all things.

The right formular is that you give a 100% and if d partner has the same understanding, dey also wud give 100% which means u are both giving a 100% but receiving a 100%.

Those so-called friends you love to hang out wiv, laugh with you 12 hours in the day and go home to their sweethearts and other hobbies, while you go home to ur lonely bed and your lonely house with your lonely phone and curl up to your pillow, who happens to be the only one showing you love,

Your friends no matter how close they are, cannot make your heart leap with excitement over the knowledge that they love u or care bout you.

Your so called freedom is mental retardation. Living your life so ur friends wud always know they can count on u not to share ur mind or heart, Tell me one thing?, Dont those so-called friends of urs have lives outside u?, if u were to drop dead tomorrow, wud dey weep for u forever or wud they just find some other nucka to replace u and push u to the sad tales section of their lives?

For u to even have this so-called mindset that u have, means you are the better half of selfish and the greater half of lonely. You would never experience true happiness with that kind of mindset, not becasue they are no longer nay good females in the world but because, you are the epitome of the wrong male, which means no matter how much shortage there is of "worthy" women, yuo would never be in the position to be lucky enuff to grab hold of one of em.

am all 9, so wot ?

I believe preference should be given to the chic

in any case, y would anyone say, Whoever gets there first?, What happened to protocol of men opening the door for a woman?>, In any case, it shud be the guy opening the door for his babe and deciding weda he is giving her the back seat with respect attached or just puttting his best friend upfront because he wants a chance to chat.

Seriously people, this problem can be solved with some common decency.

In agreement with some of u here, i would also add dat der are indeed 2 types of girlfriends, d ones u want to make ur wife and d ones who are here just for the now, If the former is the case, den ur best friend wud never take precedence, be it in form of sitting infront or getting to hold the remote control

babes, i am igbo and dont even speak a word of it, well im mixed, spent most of ma time in n out of english schools

since ur so keen on learning d lang, just stay and listen, quite frankly, u mite neva get to speak it witout sounding like a retard,
but hearing and understanding is do-able trust me, i know,

i reckon ur just taking panadol for another mans headache,
if he's not bothred and his folks are cool, den y d heck are u so paranoid bout it?

There are obviously not expecting to you to do more than is required, if dey did, trust me, an igbo mother-in-law would be the first to let u know, Dat m much is for sure

i still find it amazing that men beleive their pasts can be forgiven and well ladies, subject to contemplation,

a player who has dated and used other girls suddenly claims redemption and says i want to settle down, she accepts and she;s OK,

she says, i have dated laods of men, i've done this, done that, and the guy immediately thinks, she's going to do the same thing to me, or damn, how do i compete witha ll these shadows in her past/////////////////

if a guy killed or robbed, hed expect his chic to stick by him,,

why cant females be given that same loop hole, we cant all be perfect wives or husbands, Show me a poerosn who doesnt have a past and i'll show u someone who has not yet been born,

Dont be judgemental about your girl, its good to know about the past, that way, nothign anyone says can shock u, wher eu should have cause for concern is if she speaks about ti with so much pride and arrogance as opposed to someone who is repentant,

Then you can question how far your willing to go in the relationship,

Anyother reason for being judgemental is just not acceptable,

You could treat the case as you treat that of a child,

Not drinking water after 9pm,
Force her to make use of the loo before she goes to bed
As others suggested, try pelvic exercises

if all else fails, you might want to consider getting her adult diapers, like th eones they use for old folk in retirement homes

Assuming you care that much and dont mind being peed on every now and again

i guess, its personal time, dedicated to loving yourself and developing yourself, emotions and character not only for yourself but for whomever comes into your life afterwards,

theres nothing as wonderful as having personal time,

omo the tori too long, i no read pss the first paragraph,
but one thing i can tell you is that there would alwyas be distractions in and out of the relationship,

you cant tell me you dont have other guys chatting you up and wanting to talk to you, doesnt mean anything unless u found something in his outbox that suggests otherwise,

Ps: its one thing to read his text when it comees in to the fone and its another thing to go diggin into already read text messages, ;

As long as you have not been pronounced ONE by a priest, i believe he stil has a right to some privacy in his personal life, d same way you also have your privacy, How he handles his admirers should be a subject of laughter and jokes for both of you, not an avenue for confrontation and assumptions,

Ignorance should be a crime punishable by mass flogging,

Seun, you have describad a typical village girl romance,

if u were to hand your babe a pen and she just jacks it out of your hand, next thing you'd say is that she is angry or she is irritated by you, wen we brush your hand, it is merely to reassure you that we can still stand you,

when you say something funny, are we suppose to tap you on the ass or down below?>?, isnt the chest the most logical place to emphasise the hysterity of what you just said, ?

if i want to hug my man, i do without needing any special permission or occasion such as him saying he is hungry or bearing good news, Ps: its the guy who usually picks up the girl in the moment of his happiness/,

tHATS why you guys never know how to read girls, you are too busy playing james bond and inspector gadget, if you wnat to know, why cant you just ask her??

Dont you have friends that just always touch you when they are talking to you, both male and female??

Abeg o, dont mislead people with your less that perfect interpretation of the feminine mannerism

Fancyshoes, sweetie, e jo, Machuonu, !

it might hurt you to see but at the end of the day, you really dont want to be the bearer of bad news,

you cant expect her to pick ur words over her bread and butter, Let this be one of your best kept secrets,

if you are a christian, pray he would be exposed, DOnt pplay James Bond oo,

And in future, follow nairaland advice and take pictures or record video, Better yet, walk up to him and say hi, He would be soooo embaraassed he might go and confess because he thinks you would first,

Mbok, No yarn o, Look the other way, tell yourself it was a very ver very bad dream!

Brosie, she's 14, abi 16, she's allowed to be young and very very stupid, at 31, WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE??//?

Remember what goes around comes around o, ! The way u are already in the process of helping this girl ruinher life is the way someone else would help your daughter, That is, assuming you dont do it first,

Your very lucky her parents even negotiated with you for waiting till she is 16, i trust my family, u would be dismembered on the spot,

You should consider deliverance, next thing u know now, is that you'd be claiming its the devils handwork, hhhiiiiiisssssssssss, Agbaya!

Give yourself brain o, or atleat borrow common sense, !

Im sorry to say this ladies but this really has to be said,

Romance ii believe is subject to the value a man places on you,

if he doesnt jump out of the car just to open the door for you, it may be because you make statements like "what a man can do, "

We feel its ok to tell guys what to do to please us in bed, and yet we dont let them know how we want to be treated out of it,

There are Nigerian men, who value women and romance them equally, i know, i have 2 as brothers, and i have dated 3 in this short life

We just watch too many american movies and assume romance equals flowers, keys to a new car or diamond necklaces, Dont you know in yankee they have 28days to return those gifts if they still ahve the receipt??

we look for the grande gestures adn fail to see the little gestures such as him calling us last thing before he goes to bed even though he is tired and just wnats to sleep, or romantic acts like calling us in the middle of the day toi say, Make sure you keep your stomach empty, we going out for dinner,

it doesnt have to be keys to a car, or a weekend in jamaica, if he attempts, ofcourse i wont object, but if you dont value the little things, how is he suppose to WOW you with the grand things,

Think about it

Christiana, i regret to inform you that you do not even know the right definition of a bitch, Let me school you, !

A BITCH as you call it is someone who

is a chic with self respect
Is kind and yet strong
Is a chic who would never give up her life for a man
is a chic who would never chase a man, and doesnt give him mixed signals either
Is a chic who would stand up for herself wen a man steps over the line
Knows what she wants but would never compromise herself trying to get it
She remains cool under pressure

A BITCH IS NOBODY'S DOORMAT, she gets what she wants becauase she uses brains over bod, and doesnt loose her self respect in the process

Look guys only call girls bitches becasue they have been used or manipulated but a female who knew what she was doing. Think about it, He knew she was a bitch and yet, How come he still tried hsi luck?

Men are attracted to BITCHES, becuase we give them the mental challenge they crave and we dont go down without a fight, For them, it makes the hunt worth it,

Bitch= female dog, as some would say, IF I WERE TO TELL A MAN HE IS A HUNTER BY PROFESSION, HE WOULD FEEL ASHAMED because its not a worthy title, and yet if i were to say, in terms of chics, he's a SKILLED HUNTER, den he would climb on table tops and beat his chest.

The term BITCH is subject to personl interpretation, I AM A BITCH becuase i know what i want and i dontt let borrowed lines interfere with my goals, I am hard to get, doesntt mean i never have people chasing me, if i were easy to catch, i would be a mere one night stand, after calculated efforts in getting me, i would be a price, that cannot be valued or let go off,

That my dear, is the way a BITCH should crumble.

Babes,

That man chose you for a reason, even wiv the existence of this Lukka chic,

When faced wiv such emotions you have now, reassure yourself that you are worth his attention, and remind him y he chose you in the first place,

Dress nice, talk nice, act nice, be nice, Never push, gently nodge,

DOnt compare yourslef with others, All fingers are not equal and life is an individual journey, If he wants Lukka, let him have Lukka, But make sure you put in your 50cents so that no one would ever say you didnt try

Good Luck sweetie, If he really knows why he chose you, it wouldnt take anything by creativity on your path to remind him about why he wanted you in his life in the first place, :-)

If you had thought about that post for a second, you would probably have adviced yourself.

Its as simple as ABC, any one that cannot see your true worth and be able to make a clear cut decision about whether they want you or not IS NOT EXACTLY WORTH IT.

There is a fine line between love and stupidity and you my dear friend are bordering on St****