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joey150:
O.p is paying for sex and claiming player.

Even cooking for her.
To me you be mugu and house boy.
Because you go still pay and cook again to enter d place.


And this time na party jellof rice.lol

I am sorry to say this bro, "YOU ARE A BROKE ASSS"

If you aint broke you would not see 3k, rice and chicken as spending. Its just part of the fun.

Wait, what would you say of men who buy cars and houses for women they are just sleeping with?

Evathyst:
I boarded a bike on that fateful day, it happened that I and the bike man didn't have an earlier agreement on the fare. Because I'm a Corper, he wanted to cheat me by making me pay double of the price.


From nowhere, this handsome guy came go my rescue. From there sha, one thing led to another and we exchanged numbers.... Make I no talk pass like that, my present boyfriend is a nairalander. And him blood dey hot no be small.

Hhmmm...And your signature is just too much.

Evathyst:
Hmnnn. What more can I say?


The evil men do will surely live after them.


I really can't blame the girl though, sometimes we ladies want so dare-devil adventure. I've been in this kinda situation before, but the only difference was that I didn't go to the guy's house. He came to my place, that was why I could hold myself when the whole touch & do started. If not, him for don mark register that day.


Any lady that calls the babe in question a slut is either immature or a pretender. Sh*t happens sometimes.

I respect your sincerity

Tell me, what really happened before he came to your place. Did he dash you money?

ba7man:
Give a hoot ooooo....!!!!

Make she no go carry skibo from them come my side.

Bros, I dey wear face cap anyday.

Uchesis:
ok sir.

But u wont mind making someone's daughter a baby mama ryt?

Having offsprings is not even something I am giving a thought presently. Some of my friends have wives and kids and it doesn't bother me one iota. And if I must have a child, then baby mamaing another man's daughter doesnt sound bad.

klenton:
Who cares
Ur just an e fiction wallowing in your perceived real or imaginary achievement
And if its the former then shove it down ur throat and take some liquid with it
after all ur conquest is anoda mans tithe.

True talk bro. I have taken a chill pill.

Uchesis:
with such a mindset, settling down is far frm u bro

I ever dont want to get married. Thats a decision I have long made.

sapiosexual1:
OP i only have one thing to say : since you highlighted ur semi-literacy, goan at least complete secondary school and pass GCE. How would you proudly tell all NLanders that the Daura President is more educated than you're. No, that's a shame ffs

If you are sapiosexual as you claim to be with your moniker, you should be more concerned about people's level of intelligence and not whether they are schooled or not. ...And did you not read a post on FP some days back about how useless one's school certificate can turn in Nigeria if you are not creative? I can not count how many occasions I outsmarted the so called 'graduates' in intellectual discourse, arguments, ideas, creativity et al. Need I say more?

I have my own company, my own office, I run my own business and I am in total control of my life. I can sit in front of my PC all day browsing Nairaland while I receive bank alerts, and nothing will happen, no boss will query me, I love me this way.

It may even surprise you to know that I have on many occasions written CV, Biodata and cover letters for many graduates, yet I dont have O Level. And thats even one of my selling point. Once a girl finds out I am 'this and that' without going to school, she just wanna fvck me.

timmyblast:
so why the noise and jubilation

Why are you pained..She isnt your sister na

timmyblast:
Mr OP what is the whole hullabaloo about, what u paid for, the other guy gets for free. Your so called GF f**k another fine boy for free...

Sorry bro, I dont have a GF...I cant remember the last time I had one. I am a player. I dont give a hoot if some guy is fvcking the girl I am fvcking. And its not everytime I pay, I also fvck for free what other guys are paying for. Its all in circles bro.

Uchesis:
sori 2 burst ur bubble bros... But u're likely 2 spend more, and she's likely 2 give d moni 2 dat "mummys boi"

gud gals dnt come by dat easy.

I hope u're d highest bidder 4 now.

You aint bursting any bubbles bro. I dont mind spending a little more so long I slide my rod into that wet hole. And sure, once, maximum of twice is okay for me and we pretend as if we never met. That's how I role. I dont get too attached.

I am fed up...NO FUEL, NO LIGHT, AND THE SUPER EAGLES AGAIN...I AM JUST FED UP. How the hell did they allow that ball enter.

MOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart, my heart, my heart...My heart almost bursted out of my chest

CindyeMerAld:
sweet lines...ur quite gud at what u do ....koletin 3k 4rm u is a no for mi,..anywais she must be a sec skul gal

She is in her penultimate year in LASU, studying philosophy. I didnt ask her age, but she looks nothing less than 22. Some of her age mates are married. If you were in her shoes you would most likely collect the 3k. Her boyfriend is broke, he could only "Steal" 1k from his mum to give her. And I gave her that money feigning sheer magnanimity with no sign of ulterior motive.

joefredd006:
Bro. i can totally connect with your story. I'm 5"8 with no exceptional look. Just average. But with an immense ability of connecting with people on the deepest level.



I could say just a phase that would make you chase me around for the complete story. Also, I don't spend much, but I spend right. Little amount at the perfect time.



Good choice of place for your first meeting too. That's something a mummy's boy doesn't have the liberty of doing. Cooking for her is an awesome move too.



Big ups to a player !

Only a player can understand. I will mention you when I finally get my cap pass her oily vulva. I may not create another post for that but will surely find a way to let you know how it ended.

SkinnyDude:
fiction...

kogistar:
cheatin gf, pix of ur beutiful apartment, or i don't biliv it

sheunsheun:
Bros u wish!!!

One reason I didnt want to bring it to NL. The story may sound too cool to be real, but trust me it is very real. I dont know how better to convince you.

Useless thread

Please I am not an authority in English language and I think myself unschooled. I did not even finish secondary school. I dropped out at SS2, so bare with my errors. I am half lettered, so dont mind my construction, punctuation, spelling and paragraphs. Once again, forgive me.


Having thoroughly searched for fuel in my metropolis yesterday with no positive outcome, the sheer ecstasy that hit me suddenly when my neighour told me a station has started selling at N140 just two bus stops away from my house will be understandable if you were in my shoes.

**Okay, I dont want to turn this into an epistle, so I'll just rush it.**

I rushed to the gas station with the speed of sound and was shocked to see people in their hundreds already on a snake-like queue waiting for their turn to fill the Jerrican. Of course, there was no smiling face bar a well endowed, beautiful, very light skinned girl and her handsome, thick boyfriend(The guy looked like Usher Raymond, and the girl like Omotola), doing their PDA(Public display of affection)jejeli. My John Thomas noded to the glory of the gods when the guy was kissing her and grabbed her buttocks at the same time in one corner of the station. One guy had to jokingly say "Bros, abeg make nna reach house first na, small small pikin they here o" and everyone around them laughed.

They later came close to where I was standing, browsing the Nairaland Frontpage. So I overheard the guy say "Baby, mum said I should buy 20 litres, but I am buying 15, I will tell her they have short their nussle, and I will even tell her its N160 instead of N140, you know I need to give you 1k, you use N500 for transport and keep N500"....I was like "OMG! This fine dude is a broke asss, plus still lives with mummy". The girl just replied, "Okay, no p....Please go and check our Jerrican oo" So the guy left to hustle for fuel.

I came close to the babe while her BF was away. "I think you guys a great couple. Your boyfriend is handsome, and you look immaculately beautiful yourself" I said to her. "Awww, thanks so much" was her reply. I said, "Can I quickly tell you a story" she said "Sure", then my story: Once upon a time, there was a golden fish trapped in a pond but couldnt get out. Thats the end of part one, I will tell you part two later. She said, "Later, when? What happened to the golden fish" By now she was really smiling, and I saw her BF arguing with some guys on the other side. Seems his keg has been moved. I told her to lets forget about the fish for now that I want to give her N3k right there and then just because she was beautiful, before she could bathe an eyelid I counted N3k for her. She was dumbfounded, she didnt know whether to thank me or screem, she was just looking while holding the money in her hand.

I then told her I would like to meet her later and take her out. I also told her I would like to take care of her. Then I said, "Let me give you my card, so you can call me later" She retorted sharply, "That will be fine sir". I then slit my card down the back pocket of her Jeans, my hand feeling her heavy rear and my head swelling tremendously. As I was leaving her I said, "Please dont tell your BF about me, I dont want to cause troubles" and she said, "Sure I wont" Then I left to sit with some guys on a bench. My little time with her lasted just for about 7 minutes.

She called me around 10pm, we talked as if we have known for eons, we later chatted on whatsapp, I flirted with her a little, telling her how I felt while sliding my card down her jeans. I also promised to buy her a phone (Of course I am never gon' buy her). We agreed to meet today, and I started typing this 5 minutes after she left my abode. And today, she came to visit me, I had cooked rice, chicken stew and fried plantain, she ate and drank and couldnt stop talking about my beautiful apartment.

After she had finished eating, I asked if I could come sit beside her and she obliged. I asked if I could give her a kiss on her cheek, she was reluctant at first, so I I promised her it was just going to be a peck. I kissed her on the cheek, then licked her hear, then her neck, then kissed her. And you wont believe what happened, WE SMOOCHED HEAVILY while she was half naked, the only thing on her was her white pant. It took great control, we would have had sex. Surely our next tryst will end in thrusting in and out.

I am not as half good looking as her boyfriend, in fact I score below average when it comes aesthetics. If I was given just five Naira each time someone called me ugly, I would be rich enough to buy a house in Banana Island.

I pity that fine dude tho, but sorry I had to do it. My signature says it all.

Laff iyaf want to kill me here o

Vinshu:
Good thing my man doesn't like big asses

#TeamSkinny

Break up with him cos he has been lying to you to you all these while. If he could lie about ass he has lied about everything. I repeat, break up with him.

Aso Rock...ask Jonathan

He shoulda just showed them his Wikipedia page instead.

So, some people are still using BB..SMH

PS: The blackberry OS does not have the capacity to run high end applications

Where is hungerbad

PublicAssurance:
[size=18pt]Wowo guys![/size]

Sharaap

kay29000:
Whoa! So she got married in 1996, and probably started dating the guy in 1995. How old was she then? 16?

I have one 16 year old like that too, lets see where it leads... And yeah, I am 29

dollyjoy:
It Doesnt really make sense!

You think?

So long your booobs are still pointing, it will always work

Mo wa connected pelu awon to mo the real Jagaban, mo n chillin ninu palour Jagaban

fnep2smooth:
Its been sixteen months now that my dad had been in detaintion for what he knew nothing about. He work has the commander in IMO STATE RESCUE MISSION and he is the one in charge of Ngor-Okpala and Aboh mbeise LGA for six years before this ugly incident happen on 18 december 2014 which i had to create this thread then.

www.nairaland.com/2068691/please-need-human-rights-lawyers

Some one wrote a partition against him that he (my dad) personally killed someone with a stick and push him out of a moving car in broad day light and till now NO WITNESS has appear in court for this accusation.

The victim was found dead along Aba - Owerri road which was believe to be a hit-and-run sitation because it happens in front of a major filling station which was also covered when the police came for investigation.

Within two days of the partition, some police men from zone 9 Umuahia arrested him on 18th of december 2014 and till now he hasn't be granted bail or release.

We have to pay for fuel anytime the police wants to come for investigation for six months which is up to 20 thousand naira per trip and we also paid 150 thousand naira for autosy to be conducted on the dead victim ( who as been buried when my dad is still on detaintion early last year) and up till now the autosy report is no where to be found.

The police has to delay the case for six months before my dad was charge to court on june last year and we are still fighting the court case couple with the strike in imo state judiciary.

My dad work as a security vigilantee for six years (during Ikedi Ohakim "NEW FACE OF IMO VIGILANTE) later change to (IMO RESCUE NETWORK by the Gov Rochas) and i believe he has stepped on toes because his work involve arresting of kidnapper, oil bunkery , drug smugglers etc who always make use of the boundary between Ngor-okpala and rivers state. Ever since he has been working for the past six years, we have been sleeping with one eye open. Call threat, message and other means has been use to bring him down but God keep saving him till this accusation was lay against him and some people had to sponsor it just to take him out.

The IMO STATE SECURITY NETWORK and the SSA to the governor on security who is my dad boss has keep mute on the matter, no single help has been render to fasting the investigation or the release of their commander who was accuse in his line of work and for sixteen months now he hasn't been visited or question but was left to his fate when he is working for the IMO STATE GOVERNMENT.

The next court case is on 27th of march (THIS MONTH) and to be frank we have run out of idea and fund. This case has dry up the family and we have no place to go for help which is why i have to create this thread for the second time to seek for any help on how to work this out.

The name of my dad is CHIEF RICHARD EKENMA. Commander-in-charge of Ngor-okpala and Aboh Mbeise LGA in IMO STATE under IMO STATE RESCUE NETWORK. PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE HELP.

Emil your story to Linda Ikeji @ lindaikeji@gmail.com ...If she should publish your story your dad will be out trust me...Linda is more powerful than you can imagine