Politics › Re: Lekki Gardens: SaharaReporters & Akpabio Blast Each Other On Twitter by saasala(m): 1:59pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
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Webmasters › Re: Steps To Avoid Fraudulent Web Designers. by saasala(m): 1:26pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: President Buhari's Shoes Costs $8000 - Adeyanju Deji Claims (photos) by saasala(m): 5:24pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Have you ever killed a bed bug and bring it close to your nostrills to sniff?... Thats how disgusting this post is.
Sincerely this shoe looks like a N2000 type |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by saasala(m): 1:28pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007: ...ya a
[color=#EAC319]...seaLord...i sight you[/color] Your text colour says it all. We shall always sail salt |
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Chose This Very Moniker by saasala(m): 1:26pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
LORDSAMURAI: BCAUS INDEED IN REALITY, MY WAR NAME IS LORDSAMURAI, WE SAIL THROUGH THE GREATEST SEAS BEYOND THE EARTH AND CRUSH ANY CRUSHABLE, OP I KNOW U WNT UNDASTAND. If water turn to blood, brotherhood must always help brotherhood... We shall always sail salt |
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Guy Of Today by saasala(m): 10:05pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
SmoothCruiz: Let me start with this:
If you're a gold-digging oppurtunistic leech, don't date a Nigerian man. We will find you out. It's not a one-off that an 18-year-old Nigerian boy can con a 56-year-old British professor. WE ARE WORLD-FAMOUS FOR BEING SMART.
Of course, the thieving Nigerian girls wouldn't want smart Nigerian men. We'd screw you girls and pass you on to our friends when we discover you're unfaithful.
Who wants a woman who's always at the receiving end of favours? Nigerian women always beg for favours!
When was the last time you visited your boyfriend, do his laundry then prepare him a meal with YOUR OWN MONEY? You can't remember? I thought as much.
How many girls on this thread bought the phones they're using with their OWN money? The fake wigs? The eyelashes? Heck! You even beg to purchase sanitary pads.
The average Chinese and American girl starts getting wages for job done from age 13. She babysits, runs errands, sort out groceries... Anything.
Nigerian girls? They sit on their lazy, buttpadded behinds!
The average Nigerian girl fantasizes about Marriage from age 16. No, it's not because she's romantic or homely. It's because she wants a man who'd take care of her financial needs while she brings only her unshaved _vagina to the table.
Oops! Bad for them, my Nigerian brothers are getting wiser.
Until you girls learn to be homely, loving and stoic like our mothers past, we'd continue to play and prey on you.
You guessed right- IT'S A MAN'S WORLD.
Cry us a river! Take isiewu and 2 bottle of orijin on top my head |
Romance › Re: She Used Me And Dumped Me by saasala(m): 2:02pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
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Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by saasala(m): 5:35pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
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Crime › Re: Photo: Prime Suspect Of Ikorodu Abduction by saasala(m): 7:14pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Oloshi |
Health › Re: Help! A Piece Od Cutton Wool Lost In My Vagina by saasala(m): 7:13pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Being Carried By Her Mother As A Baby by saasala(m): 6:16pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
So I should be crying or what |
Politics › Re: APC Plotting To Impeach Me — Wike by saasala(m): 2:40pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Joke of a governor Wike is. |
Travel › Re: 7 Most Dangerous Roads To Travel In Nigeria( SEE PHOTOS) by saasala(m): 12:28am On Mar 06, 2016 |
timilehing: Play Nairabet. Put all your money on Arsenal to win League  Oooh, see what you have caused now. I just bursted into heavy laughter, so loud my Neighbours ran into my apartment, they thought the wicthes from my village have made me mad |
Webmasters › Re: Why Facebook,google,youtube Are Not Paying Taxes In Nigeria? by saasala(m): 10:26am On Mar 05, 2016 |
Acidosis: Is Linda Ikeji paying taxes to the UK government? Germany? US? And every other nation of the world?
Lol
Should SEUN pay taxes to the UK government since many Nigerian in the UK surf Nairaland ? Even when SEUN GOT NO office in the UK? Best answer |
Politics › Re: TIME TO DECIDE ; Femi Kayode. by saasala(m): 5:10pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Agbaletu: I just have to agree with FFK on this. He has sopken the mind of many people. I just don't understand this APC led government. God bless GEJ. Your comment made a whole lot of sense until you chanted the cliche "God bless GEJ" |
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji's Topless, No Makeup Selfies by saasala(m): 12:51am On Mar 04, 2016 |
Dottore: [size=15pt]Linda my dear. Knowest thou not that age is not at thine side. A woman's beaut is naught and her wealth infamy if there beholdest not a lord to love her and grow her glory. And to whom she would heed "go hither and thiter" and to whom you would bend thine knee with dishes of fine flour and say "alas my lord, eat to thine full, your lady awaited thee in the inner chambers" [/size] How long have you been reading the KJV bible and Shakespare. I doff my hat for you. |
Politics › Re: Reversal Of N5,000 Stipend.. Prominent Nigerians React by saasala(m): 10:07am On Mar 01, 2016 |
On top 30 dollar per barrel  are you kidding me? |
Politics › Re: Social Media: Nobody Can Gag Nigerians- Dele Momodu by saasala(m): 4:46pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Another Olajumoke Waiting For TY Bello In Agege (Photo) by saasala(m): 12:42pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Ciara Spots Another "Olajumoke" In Lagos: Can Lightning Strike TWICE? by saasala(m): 8:28am On Feb 27, 2016 |
May I bend if this girl turns into an Olajumoke... Nigerians reading meaning to every single bullcrap since the day Lord Lugard pronounced us a country.
Meanwhile....
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Health › Re: Have You Ever Been Molested By A Male Doctor? (share Your Experience Ladies) by saasala(m): 12:42am On Feb 27, 2016 |
haul: Young lady your head is so twisted with junks in exchange for brain! In your stupid cranium you were assuming things without even knowing the man might be thinking a whole other thing! So na toto the man never see wey your own go dey shack am? You need your skull broken down into dust and smoked by a rastafarian!
The young man tried to treat you, and you were busy making things up all because you expected one mrs doctor to attend to you and you saw Mr doctor instantly you had a negative feeling even before the whole process! Fuuuuck whatever your pu5ssy stands for in the circles of pu5sies Best reply ever given to a bimbo on a public forum... That rastafarian part smoking her skull got me really rolling on the floor, you are one morafucker  |
Romance › Re: The Reply A Girl Got After Asking A Guy For Airtime On Facebook by saasala(op): 5:04pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
abimic: Stop begging the question with petty and unwarranted vitriolics, drive home a point Mr. Facebook addict! Ain't the pic the same or u ended up stealing the girl's pic and replace yours with hers!?
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Romance › Re: The Reply A Girl Got After Asking A Guy For Airtime On Facebook by saasala(op): 11:20pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
abimic: This op is a scam, the lady's pic from the beginning compared to the guy's pic at the tale end is same, so what does the op take us for? Gullible people!? only superficial people would believe this hoax! You be correct mumu of the 21st century... You certainly dont use facebook... Nuff said |
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Builds New House In Lekki (Photo) by saasala(m): 11:11pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
movingforward: you are plain crazy,if u calculate that 400k you mentioned with that your local brain,400k times how many film's she was featured in ,she can sure build that kind of house,she didn't buy ,she built it! Ode buruku ni e... The 400k is not even enough to run her over exergerated celebrity lifestyle. |
Romance › Re: The Reply A Girl Got After Asking A Guy For Airtime On Facebook by saasala(op): 6:43pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
cruzita:
the guy na mumu period.why not say no instead of insulting her. too many kids in adult body these days Judging by the guy's response where he said "Do I know you?" It shows clearly that that was their first time of chatting. Who in their right senses starts a chat with a total stranger and the first thing they are asking for is airtime. No introduction, nothing... She deserves it abeg |
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Builds New House In Lekki (Photo) by saasala(m): 6:35pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
After fvcking countless d1cks... I know this Chika cant afford this house with the meagre 400k per movie she gets, and we all know she has no good endorsment. |
Politics › Re: Governor Ambode Receives Delegates From Barcelona Club At Lagos State House.PICS by saasala(m): 6:28pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
Issokay |
Romance › The Reply A Girl Got After Asking A Guy For Airtime On Facebook by saasala(op): 6:26pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
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Education › Re: Student With Small-Stout While Reading For Exams (photo) by saasala(m): 6:10pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
Welcome to Nairaland where jobless young people download any picture on the internet and give any caption they deem fit, they then shout lalasticlala ten times to help them move it to frontpage, and trust the lala, he never fails |
Romance › Re: Secondary School Boy Proposes To His Classmate On Uniform(video) by saasala(m): 8:10pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
I hate to say this, but this is END TIME |
Celebrities › Which Of This Yoruba Actors Crack You Up The Most by saasala(op): 3:39pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
I will pick number one, Sanyeri. That dude is never dry.
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Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by saasala(m): 4:21pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
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