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Phones › Re: Help.. I Cant Open My New Tecno W3 by saasala(op): 10:13am On Oct 01, 2016
Tallesty1:
Read the manual
I lost the manual... The phone seems completly sealed.. I really need womeone who uses tecno w3
Phones › Help.. I Cant Open My New Tecno W3 by saasala(op):
I just bought a new Tecno w3 for my sister but cant open it to insert my sim... Please help

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Lovely In Face Print Dress(photo) by saasala(m): 9:29am On Sep 17, 2016
How to blog in Nigeria

-Go to Instagram pages of Celebs

-Find one fine photo there

-Write one meaningless paragraph and publish it

-Come to Nairaland to make it thread and shout lala
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Dapper In These New Photos by saasala(m): 4:55pm On Sep 16, 2016
How to blog in Nigeria

-Go to Instagram pages of Celebs

-Find one fine photo there

-Write one meaningless paragraph and publish it

-Come to Nairaland to make it thread and shout lala
Crime › Re: Policemen Search Phones And Pockets Of Passersby In Ijanikin (Photos) by saasala(m): 12:58pm On Sep 06, 2016
The Nigerian police have become more of malediction than the blessing it was meant to be. I will never forget how some police officers stopped me after I complimented one of them on his well ironed uniform while walking in front of their station. They demanded my phone and asked all manner of sstuupid question, said I was a Yahoo boy with no evidence whatsover, took me into their station and wasted my time. I had to churn out 10k just to leave their gutter-like station in Ikotun as I needed to meet a client urgently.

There are so much to write about that ill-fated day, but I will need to find time to create a thread to that effect and beg the mod to move it to frontpage.

The name of the officer that I compliment who later accused me of being a Yahoo boy is TUNDE JOHN in Ikotun police station, opposite First Bank.

I will forever hate the Nigerian police.
Romance › Re: 7 Signs Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Has Lost Interest In The Relationship by saasala(m): 10:40pm On Aug 31, 2016
GossipHeart:
A girl can never lose interest in me

I know how to treat women
Don't spend unnecessary money on them
Always treat them bad and make their live miserable, they will continue to love you.
Again, treat them bad.
Women love bad boys, that's why you see a girl go back to her boyfriend who beats the shiit out of her


If you show a girl that you're soft, loving and caring, you don die be that, them go use you play
Very correct bro, but truth be told, in all your badness you must sometimes pretend to be loving and caring. As much as most of them love the bad guys they like them to possess some soft and romantic qualities along.

And dont generalise, some women detest bad boys to no small extent
Romance › Re: Sorry, Ladies - But We Men Can NEVER Just Be Your Friends by saasala(m): 11:20pm On Aug 30, 2016
Friendship for where? Except the lady involved is not attractive, even at that I wouldnt want to be friends with a not-so-good-looking lady. I have had girls tell me, "Lets just be friends" And I am like, Nope, we are either Fvcking or we are dating(Even the date na lie, na to just still enter am)

It cant work mehn.
Crime › Re: Enugu Armed Robbers Caught Up In Gun Battle With Police (pics, Video) by saasala(m):
Omo, this thiefs don go watch Van dam o. Let them rot in jail.

My people, there is one news I saw about a Chinese girl who proposed to her boyfriend while she gave him new house and powerbike...Can our Naija girls do this? Please see the photos of the proposal here: http://factflyers.com/woman-proposes-boyfriend-street-gave-new-motorbike-apartmentphotos/
Celebrities › Re: Olamide's Son Playing Piano (Pics/video) by saasala(m): 1:33pm On Aug 23, 2016
Sweet. But can Olamide himself play the keyboard?
Science/Technology › Re: Pictures Of A Live Snake Caught By A Farmer This Morning by saasala(m): 12:48pm On Aug 23, 2016
That is a young python. Pythons are not venomous. I bet he cant hold a cobra or an adder the same way.
Career › Re: Where Can I Work As A Motion Graphics Professional by saasala(m): 7:04am On Aug 18, 2016
y4code:
I'm a motion graphics professional I don't where to work to but was thinking of working in media or music industry I'm scared if they will accept me or not please can anyone point where I can work as a motion graphics professional
I have two friends like you who are motion graphics professionals. They are never out of job, always highly sought after. They both work for big media houses. One of them has worked in HipTv(He left because hiptv can owe money for Africa) and MITV.

It depends on how good you are. If you are very good, you are hot cake. I can link you with my friends. PM me.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Shares Pictures Of Her New Lekki Office by saasala(op): 5:27pm On Aug 15, 2016
Sincerely, I dont like Linda, but she deserves the success. She has worked hard and been through a lot.

Sorry o MODS, I know its an offense to abuse a fellow Nairalander, but dont you think the guy above me, also below, is a foool? Please dont ban me o.

How can him alone have 5 comments on one post.

Guy, IffaCatchYouEhn I go make sure say I frustrate your life

Celebrities › Linda Ikeji Shares Pictures Of Her New Lekki Office by saasala(op): 5:20pm On Aug 15, 2016
Nigeria’s richest blogger Linda Ikeji is planning to have her TV and Radio programs as she reveals the completion of her studio and her office.

She took to her Instagram page and shared some photos which reveals the completion of her studio, her office, and her personal lounge.


http://factflyers.com/linda-ikeji-shares-pictures-new-lekki-office/

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My One Day Job Experience In Lagos- by saasala(m): 2:15pm On Aug 14, 2016
grin

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Apologises To Mayowa Ahmed's Family: "#SaveMayowa Wasn't A Scam" by saasala(m): 1:39pm On Aug 14, 2016
Okay o, aunti Linda, we yaf hear

Crime › Cambodian Judge Ends Trial Of 8 Suspected Nigerian Drug Dealers - PM News by saasala(op): 3:28pm On Aug 10, 2016
The trial of eight Nigerians arrested on suspicion of selling hard drugs from their church in Cambodia has been concluded.
The suspects: Okorom Nhabu Favor, 36, Izuchukwu Chuwuma, 40, Nnamezie Victor, 30, Simon Maduka Ukadu, 45, Sunday Nwabusi, 31, Okorom Kizito Chimedu, 35, Francis Nnamedi, 30, Tony Mmaduka Chuwuonye, 34, and his girlfriend, Cambodian Morn Vinyung, 31 were allegedly dealing in drugs from the Cambodian branch of a popular church in Nigeria
The judge will release his verdict on September 12.

All eight men denied the charges against them despite an admission of guilt from Ms. Vinyung, Mr. Chuwuonye’s girlfriend at the time of their arrest. They said they were Christian missionaries who came to Phnom Penh to open a church.

Deputy chief of the Anti-Drug Unit at the 9th Intervention Police Office in the Ministry of Interior’s anti-drug department Captain Proeung Pheap said the group was using their church as a front for a drug ring, hiding their identities and trafficking under the guise of missionary work.

Pheap claimed police discovered the illegal operation after Ms. Vinyung delivered drugs to undercover officers three separate times at the Sovanna supermarket in Chamkarmon district in January 2015.

“Among these nine accused people, Morn Vinyung and Francis Nnamedi were arrested after they brought a package of drugs for sale to our undercover officer,” he said. “The other accused people were later arrested based on the answers of Morn Vinyung and Francis Nnamedi.”

The other seven men were arrested when police raided three rented homes in Chamkarmon district’s Boeung Tumpon commune in Phnom Penh on January 8 and 9 in 2015.

Police said they had been watching the group for a long time and alleged that their ringleader, Obieze Kenneth Uche, was still on the run.

During the trial, Ms. Vinyung said she had been dating Mr. Chuwuonye, also known as Tony, for three months before their arrest. She told the court that her boyfriend paid her $100 to take a package to an unidentified man three separate times.
“I admit that I really did bring the package from Tony and gave it to his clients at the Sovanna supermarket, but I did not know that the packages were drugs,” she told the court. “If I had known that the packages were drugs, I would not have agreed to bring them, even though Tony offered to pay me money.”

The eight Nigerian nationals vehemently denied the allegations, saying they were Christians, not drug dealers.
Mr. Chuwuonye acknowledged that he had dated Ms. Vinyung, but said he never asked her to take drugs anywhere.
“I was not a drug trafficker. I am a Christian missionary. I did not do any of the things I am accused of,” he said.
Mr. Victor, the leader of the church in Phnom Penh, said he volunteered to come to Cambodia from Nigeria as a Christian missionary in 2014 and has run the church in Chamkarmon district since then.

“Police arrested me while I was praying at my own home. They handcuffed me and called me a drug dealer,” he said. “But I don’t know anything about this case or about any drugs. I am the victim of accusations and arrest by the police.”
He claimed police forced him to confess during an interrogation session.

Mr. Chimedu, Mr. Victor’s brother and an assistant at his church, said he had nothing to do with drug dealing but was arrested when police raided his home in Boeung Tumpon commune on January 8. Police found no drugs or paraphernalia at his home during their raid, he said.

“I was a church assistant, and my job was to prepare bibles and prayer ceremonies for foreigners every weekend,” he said. “I have never smoked or used drugs in my life. I’ve never even seen drugs.”

Source: http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/08/10/cambodian-judge-ends-trial-of-8-suspected-nigerian-drug-dealers/

Health › Re: Mayowa Ahmed: LUTH Releases Press Statement On #savemayowa by saasala(m):
Not again......

OP, this your news is not detailed enough

Another and more updated version here: http://factflyers.com/luth-denies-savemayowa-fundraising-role-says-family-stalled-treatment/

The only person I pity in this whole mess is the poor lady.
Education › Re: Eno Mfon, Nigerian Student Who Graduated After White Lecturer Rejected Her by saasala(m): 9:34am On Jul 29, 2016
Impressive.
Celebrities › Re: ''toyin Aimakhu Wanted Part Of Mayowa Ahmed's Money But We Refused' - Family by saasala(m): 9:32am On Jul 29, 2016
agarawu23:
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She isn't the first to call for help and she won't be the last, why do a favour and sit on it?

Scam or no scam, she did her own for God. She wants to take advantage of the whole thing cos of the surprising money that came in within few days
I still do not believe she requested any money from the family. She most likely wanted to be sure the money was used judiciously, hence her nose poking into the funds.
Celebrities › Re: ''toyin Aimakhu Wanted Part Of Mayowa Ahmed's Money But We Refused' - Family by saasala(m): 9:20am On Jul 29, 2016
Judging by Toyin's recent media recognition and all the brouhaha and imbroglio trailing her, one could easily deduce that she is a very emotional sweet lady. One who could go to any extent to put a smile on the face of people she cherish and love. This uncontrollable emotions inherent in her was what led her to campaign for Mayowa. None of us knew Mayowa from any godamn place if not for the cheeky actress. There are a billion and one Mayowas out there who are not getting any help from any body. She ran around, called E-money, AY, Seyi Law, two other governors like that and some people we dont know, they all donated money and now the family is marring her name and personality? Thats so uncalled for. She has been dragged down in this whole mess, she has been dragged to the core of the earth.

Toyin, next time, you think, use your head and control your emotions when trying to help people.

Health › Re: #SaveMayowa Is Not A Scam - Family, Nigerians Slam Linda Ikeji by saasala(m): 7:09pm On Jul 28, 2016
I knew it wasnt a scam the whole time...The family even just released some new photos of Mayowa preparing for traveling and a pastor praying for her... Here: http://factflyers.com/savemayowa-family-insists-not-scammers-release-statement-photos/

Linda Iikeji should be caged.
Health › Re: #SaveMayowa Was A Scam! She Was Sick But Was Beyond Treatment. by saasala(m): 7:08pm On Jul 28, 2016
Dafuq...... Nansins... I mean, nonsense...
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nairalander Designs New Emblem For Enyimba International FC by saasala(m): 8:49pm On Jul 23, 2016
Good one
Romance › Re: Do Modern Day Nigerian Ladies Prefer This Wooing Method? by saasala(m): 7:39pm On Jul 21, 2016
babasolo:
Phleg-Mel... Guess I Will Be A Good Family Man Someday. Although In Reality I Have A Weakness Am Still Struggling With It.
Wow... Extreme introvert.
Celebrities › Re: I Meet E-money Today At Transcorp Hotel Abuja by saasala(m): 10:09am On Jul 21, 2016
eazysally:
Bros!!! No be only u snap witam, me too snap witam today, infact we slay it, see am here.
Just that kind of stature I like on a lady
Romance › Re: True Confession: Help! I’m Tired Of Sleeping With My Step-brother by saasala(m): 8:21pm On Jul 20, 2016
Am I the only one who knows this broke blogger cooked this story up so as to appear on frontpage and get free traffic to his blog
Romance › Re: Now She Wants Me Back After All She Did To Me by saasala(m): 11:56pm On Jul 18, 2016
bryan360:
lai Muhammed
Anyone who believes this fake story fall in the same fvcktard and retarded category as the op.

I lost interest when he said her boyfriend splashed water on him.. As if I was watching Nollywood

You had your masters in the uk and your english is so wack. Fvckm you nigga
Romance › Re: 4 Signs She Is Sexually Experienced by saasala(m): 11:50pm On Jul 18, 2016
Only number 4 is real... Any girl can do the rest
Travel › Re: Victor Adepoju's Wifi-Enabled Taxi In Ghana (Photo) by saasala(m): 1:54pm On Jul 14, 2016
gurunlocker:
Please don't ban me.... But this guy is foolish
Every man is a fool.
Travel › Re: Victor Adepoju's Wifi-Enabled Taxi In Ghana (Photo) by saasala(m): 1:42pm On Jul 14, 2016
Very good

Let me check the names.....Oooh, not surprised at all. The Amala eating, egunfe chewing, emu and oguro sipping tribe. Awa omo Oodua
Romance › 19 Year Old Girl Post Selfies With S/african President,claims They Are In Love by saasala(op): 1:28pm On Jul 14, 2016
Going by reports making the rounds through a south African website Newsdaily.co.za, Lindokuhle Dlamini took to social media on Tuesday, July 12, to share photos of herself with the South African president handling her. The slefies were captioned: “He is not just a blesser, we are in love and I am grateful for all that he has done for me, much love. Xo xo.”

The word “blesser”, or sugar daddy, is a common phrase in South Africa, meaning an older man who gives a younger woman money or gifts in exchange for sex. Although her Facebook account has since been deleted but the pictures have traveled too far. The Presidency has said it will look into the origin of the photographs. “We will check the matter,”

Presidency spokesperson Bongani Ngqulunga said. "Oga Zuma is a polygamist who has been married six times and is estimated to have 20 children."

More here: http://factflyers.com/19-year-old-girl-post-loved-photo-safrica-president/

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