₦airaland Forum

ogmask:
Guy you know nothing about marriage. Th key word in marriage is "maturity". What with all this he is broke and all that. Who said money is a guarantee for a happy marriage. The kids, savage and tbillz, should just shut up and watch Disney channel for the rest of their fake life.
Areafada nailed it already.

Statistics reveal that money and infidelity are the major causes of marital problems and divorce. And I didnt talk about being broke alone, I also highlighted his wild lifestyle.... My late mum had one of the worst marriage in the world cos my father was addicted to alcohol...And somehow, my father's drunkeness and financial wahala was the major cause of my mum's death. Check it, no drunkard in the world has a good marriage.

valarinz:
Ok sir, don't go to third mainland bridge when you find out I nack ur wife sha, banky w and Peter Okoye might not be there for the rescue, lol

Hahahahahhahhahahah... Loz

Well, sorry I dont plan getting married

valarinz:
Judging from your continuous rants about how rich you are and how fine guys are broke, two things can also be deduced:

1: You really are not rich, cos if you are, you won't be making so much noise about it, money never hides ,and im yet to meet a really rich guy who goes about mouthing off about how rich he is

2: You have lost a girl you really love to a finer dude whom u consider poorer and still can't fathom why your woman will leave u for someone poorer.

Bros go figure out what turned her off from you instead of going about blaming those whom God gave a good physique, it'll do you no good.

Thanks

1. I dont consider myself rich. I can say I am just okay financially. Just little cash to eat and pay bills, thats all. And I dont go around bragging about it, I only talk about it on Nairaland when need be.

2. Nope, sincerely I have never lost a girl I love to a finer dude. I dont think I will use the word 'lost' for girls who left for finer dudes cos I didnt feel a thing. I dont shade fine dudes, I have many of them as friends... I only have problems with those who are obsessed by their looks and pay less cognisance to other areas of their lives.

I have not attacked you personally and you have commited a fallacy called 'argumentum ad hominem'... I was just passing out an info using myself as example, so what is it with you

... Let me commit the same fallacy since you have set the pace for it.... From your rants, I can deduce that you are a handsome broke boy who still depends on munmy for food, clothes etc, you go around looking for rich men's daughters you can deceive with your looks and make them spend for you, and if you continue like that it will spell real doom for you... You are hopeless, you are jobless, you are useless to your friends, family and loved ones, your friend run from you, your family are tired of you cos you wont just stop bothering them with your incessant demand for money. The data you are using right now is a free 10mb given to you by mtn... Go get a life little boy

valarinz:
Bros, e just dey pain u say u no fine, and you're looking for any opportunity to take it out on the so-called good looking ones. Pls no dink rat poison when u lose your babe to a handsome and also rich guy

I wont drink rat poison cos (1)I dont do serious relationship and I dont fancy marriage, so if one of the babes I yansh goes to meet a fine guy, good for her (2) For every girl that will dump me for a fine guy, 10 girls have dumped their broke fine guys for me.

What is most surprising to me is how a woman like Tiwa Savage ended up with someone like Tee Billz... He could be good for other women but definitely not Tiwa.

Some ladies are easily carried away by a man's looks. When a guy takes his looks too seriously then he is not fit to be a husband. The guy is tall, fine, broad chested et al, and Tiwa got carried away with all that not minding if he has a good job, a sellable skill or business acumen. Every sane woman should want financial security over anything even if she is as rich as Oprah Winfrey or powerful as Cleopatra.

I am not one of the fine guys you will come accros (Average looks), I count myself ugly. I once tried to feign love for one girl I Fvck steadily and her reply was "Asala, I can only date you if you were very handsome, I like fine boys"... And I was like 'Wtf'... She missed it. She has a good looking broke boyfriend (She flaunts his pics) but I Bleep her at will cos I dont mind parting with little of my filthy lucre.

In a nutshell, Tiwa got what she wanted. The writings must have been emblazoned on the wall before their famous Dubai wedding but she was clouded by the height and broad chest. You cannot marry someone who doesnt have brains on how to make money, someone who parties and drinks and expect a perfect marriage. To make matters worst, he has kids with two different women. You obviously married a baby... Sorry Tiwa, I have only you to blame.

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omaolowo:
My first grandchild is still in the Primary School.
For the records, I am only 60+ (early 60s to be precise). Actually, U am not yet 63 yrs

The events I described were just after our NYSC....

Okay papa... You are around same age as my dad, he is 64. May you live long in good health sir. May your children becomes bundles of success whilst you are alive

omaolowo:
My first car was a Volkswagen Beetle 1300 cc model. The Bettle used to come in two types: 1500 cc with large rear lights & my smaller model with smaller rear lights
It was bought from NITECO Osogbo in 1977 for a princely sum of N2,650. It was completely brand new.

Two of my colleagues (we were Assistant Lecturers in Great Ife) accompanied me to Osogbo for this historic and unforgettable event: we drove in one's car to Osogbo, whilst the other drove the new car back to Ile Ife - as I did not know how to drive. Both are today world-renowned Professors in their chosen fields.

It was from these friends that I learnt driving skills (using the serene campus roads)...
I was always being driven to town whenever it was time to buy fuel because it was this my car that I used to learn driving
By the way, Premium grade (Super) petrol was then sold at 10 kobo a litre. To fill the Beetle would cost N3 for its 30 litre capacity tank.
The lower grade of petrol (Regular) was then 8.5 kobo per litre

How old is your first grandchild sir.... Let me guess your age... 70+,right?

nwaanambra1:
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it can be purchased from any serious agro-chemical shops!

a litre pet bottle goes for N1300. 100 containers can fumigate the whole university!


Disclaimer: I dont know the company neither am i working for them but i used this solution on roaches and it worked like miracle! It killed every other thing in between! and its not harmful.

Help a bro... Where did you get it... How long am I going to stay out?

Okijajuju1:
Whatever happened to good old:Baby, I'm Horrrrny. Lets gets down..


Why all this 'subtle signal'?

I have tried some of these and the matter turned to quarrel. Infact, I had a babe that was with me in my room, she was spending the night, had showered, was wearing a very light night gown and I thought all was clear for takeoff.. Only for a Nigga to make a move in my most sexiest and romantic way ever and the biitch just wouldnt budge and even started acting like I was about to rape her..
I just got up, got dressed and left the fhucking place until she vacated. Needless to say I never allowed her back into my place, not even for evangelism..


If a guy wants to have sex, his strongest signal is an erect Prick.

He will instantly start putting the moves on you. He would start touching your hair, caressing the small of your back, rubbing himself on you, kissing and handling, e.t.c.. Basically he will be direct about it.

But with a girl, I have to start wondering if the hands on my laps means she wants to get some or if its a subconscious move. Or if the short dress she wore to visit means shes hot and ready or if its because her longer dresses were not clean.





Una matter too dey complicated..

Its so sad I cannot like a comment more than once...

agongajoseph:
wat about Buhari?

Weyrey re o

Hmmmm

I dont blame the landlord, I blame the man and I blame life

Arrant balderdash! Guys dont friendzone ladie, we FvckZone them. Is either we are dating you or we are nyanshing you for fun or we dont talk at all....

AntiWailer:
I won't advise anybody to marry broke.

When the lady is ageing and counting down age wise, she will encourage you to marry even without a job.

After marriage, her eyes will clear and frustration will set in.

Forget about 'LOVE', As a man, you should be able to take care of your family. Provide the basic necessities.

I have researched some families, 90% of the turbulence Marriage face, the underlining reason is MONEY.

- SHe is wasteful, he is wasteful, he is givving his family and not mine bla bla bla (MONEY)

Look for a lady much younger than you are so you will have breathing space to have an income to sustain a family. (When people with wisdom say don't marry your age mate, it is because of the breathing space you need to set your foot right but as usual we know so much and scream AGE IS JUST a number)

If you can not clothe, shelter, feed, protect her without anybody's help, you are not qualified to be called HUSBAND.

Difficult word, but truth does not have to be palatable.

You are the only one whose comment I give a pass mark. Ori e wambe.

mopinks:
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Gawwd! Even the devil cant understand the rubbish you typed.

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"Suddenly, they dislike Obama for shaking and always giving Buhari an audience. They say a Fulani man shouldn't be ruling them. They care less about his capacity and competence. All they see is a Fulani and a northerner. They hate the war on corruption. They say it's one sided, witch-hunting, persecuting and selective. Yet they want Nigeria to be better They hate the Nigerian Army. They now love Boko Haram and don't want insurgency to end. Because victory over Boko Haram is shame on their man and a credit to Buhari! They now see Saraki as their hero regardless of his corrupt past and present, as long as he is doing their bidding and disregarding his party's directives. They love his being an APC by day and a PDP by night. To them, rebellion is a good thing. They now love Wike, Fayose, FFK, Okupe, Metuh, Diezani, Iweala, and co. to always talk and defend the indefensible. Even when they know they were part the group that almost destroyed the country. They blame Buhari for padding. They asked Buhari to sign Budget Summary. Even when they know that's not the ideal thing to do. Yet they will be the first to blame him if budget implementation fails. They complain about fuel scarcity yet they are the ones causing the scarcity. They blame Tinubu for scolding Kachikwu. They were expecting Kachikwu to insult Jagaban...How disappointed they were! They called Jonathan a saint. Jonathan and co. are refunding their loots. They say we should let Jonathan be. Even when they know he oversaw the worst mismanagement of the Nigerian economy. And in all of these, they chorused, "is this the change we voted for?" Even when they know they never voted for change in the first place. That is how mischievous an average wailer is......They're career sadists, enemy of decency, and haters of progress!!!! One moment they say they are Biafrans, the next moment, they say they are British!!! So you knew you're British and you came to disturb the peace of another country. Hypocrite! One moment they say FFK hate them. Later, they say FFK is their man. They will say Kachikwu is not theirs but call for Kachikwu's resignation, they will say you hate them. To them, Dasuki is from Aba, Okorocha is from Kano. Their complaint is that they hate Nigeria and want her dissolved. Ask them for solution they will tell you, 'Concede power to us, let's lead Nigeria.' So Science and Technology is not good, Labour Ministry is bad and there's nothing in Foreign Affairs. Yet they didn't complain when Jonathan gave them Labour....yet no wahala. They will wonder why Yorubas are not supporting Saraki but worry less about why they hate Amaechi so much! Hatred is a vehicle that can only take its passenger to a destructive destination! You can't sow hate and reap love! It is a natural law. There's nobody that cannot rule Nigeria, if Jonathan can, if Gowon can, anybody can but no one can do it alone or use a vehicle of hate to get there! Credit: Deji Osho JP" Copied Matthew Patrick Akhere

Exxit:
If sum guys are single and lonely and have no hoes, they start trying to act like they abstaining. Dude its the opportunity you don't have lmfao...

Egbon, no mind am o. That was the first thing that flashed to my mind after reading his long, boring epistle... He is a lonely guy.

We’ve not started admission for 2016, don’t pay into personal accounts – OAU warns

Source: http://businessdayonline.com/2016/04/weve-not-started-admission-for-2016-dont-pay-into-personal-accounts-oau-warns/

Cheking for my younger sister..Any update other than the one I found on BusinessDay?

jumpMANN44:
bro i just dey smile dy read dis ur story, na dis part catch me pass
abeg show me de way forward in punting coz dem dey chop me die *sad*

I bet with minimum of 10k at once... Can you do that?

deen11:
I feel u man! Just keep understudying her,and sure you would get her weakness...

Surprise her with many things...vis-a-vis
Looking good and smelling nice
Assisting with house chores as far as u could
Buying her gifts
Taking her out to whr she hasn't been before
Engaging her with sensational talks and so on
.......the list is endless man.

Don't be discouraged and I hope one will work out except if she is no longer interested in the union. Best of luck!!!!!

Do all these just 'cos Ii want to fvck my wife?? Commooon!

Phobia1:
Babymama lo sure ju.

Baba mi, baby mama lo sure ju o

Idydarling:
marriage can't be that bad na

Its is worst than this sis... Dont go into it please

Those who beat him are GOATS

Scammers everywhere

That awkward moment you have nothing to comment on a post

joey150:
Ohhh ok.. Cool.
If you dont mind me asking, what are you into?

Web development and mobile application, software development, internet marketing......And house construction.

Others include domain name sales, youtube marketing, google adsense, pay per download etc

MrWhaley:
Hmmmm...and yet I am busy hustling in Uniben. Issorait!

Trust me sir, you are on the right course, just keep paddling your boat. What works for Mr A may not work for B; life is dynamic and flexible and not static or rigid. Just find what works for you and paddle away to success. #JahBless.

joey150:
bro am happy to say this..whether it's a million or billion or kobo.. Fact is..your paying for the pusssy.
And the day you stop paying..u stop 4king.
No dif from d guys going to the brothel.

Okay, its fine if thats the way you see it. But to me, its just part of the game, and that little filthy lucre means nothing....For the records, its not everytime I pay for the punanny, I have my free puccies too. I also fvck for free what other dudes are paying for.

I welcome you to the world of MEN. Stop being a boy.

MrWhaley:
Dude,are you really sure you didn't finish Sec school? Cuz your word delivery is near perfect.
I find that part of your story hard to believe.

That is very much true sir. I have only seen the inside of an higher institution once in my life, and that was when a friend graduated from LASU.

tafabaloo....joefredd006...chimerase2...schumastic....oglalasioux...frubben...demzylahot...cutedawg.....iamcourage

I was at a bar with some friends on Monday 28th March when she called around 8pm. I ask her where she was at the time, she said she just left her boyfriend's house that dude got her really mad. Since her boyfriend lives around my area, I asked her to join me about 5 bus stops away at the bar, then she got there around 8:45pm. She met my friends, we laughed and she had something lite to eat and drink. The time is now 11pm, and she herself suggested we go to my house to spend the night. (We both are fans of sobriety, so none of us was drunk)

Long story short, we got home 11:30pm or there about, I went straight to put on the generator. As I was entering the sitting room, she came close and started kissing me without saying a word, and that was it. We had sex 3 times before morning. Trust me, since that time till this moment she is claiming she has fallen in love with me. But as a sharp guy who doesnt get committed or attached, I will just do her once more or twice and I let everything dissappear into thin air. #NOTIME