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MrImole:
What's this one saying?

Your brain is too shallow to comprehend my words

You call him a dictator yet peddle rumours of him being impeached. Irony at its peak. If he was a dictator as you claim, no earthling would dare think of impeaching him. Go and read about Adolf Hitler.

Can you try?

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At least they allowed her take pic with them......

DevGuru:
UPDATE

I sincerely appreciate the fact that almost everyone here regards this matter a very serious one, this alone warms my heart a little. I have read through every single comment on this thread and I appreciate everyone. I couldn't take down the names of those whose comments aligned with my aim of keeping my marriage, but I thank everyone all the same. I realised from a myriad of comments that informing my people will mean a beginning of the end for my marriage. My daughter too is a major consideration. Above all, she's carrying another 6 week pregnancy. I have therefore decided to eliminate (or maybe suspend as the case turns out) informing any of my family members. I decided to play the records to her while I added some words. I started by telling her that my love for her made me decide to talk to her and not to anyone who would possibly fuel separation in my home like her sisters have done. She was shocked because she had never heard any allegation from me towards her elder ones before. She thought I was crazy and I wanted to bring up what was not. Then I played a little while I summarised the wildest words from her sisters which I heard in other discussion. For the FIRST time, my wife couldn't deny ANYTHING as she was convinced beyond doubt that she had been finished. She cried bitterly as I talked further but did not know what to do. But what pained me further was that it was obvious she cried because she saw that I was going to turn to an emperor and ridicule and justifiably disgrace her elderly advisers, NOT really because I was betrayed.

Right there, I was looking for a particular one to play and then even heard what I didn't hear before. Her eldest sister said she had discussed with some other siblings to intensify efforts towards her job search that as soon as she gets a job, she would have to be sending money home for them to create something for her in their town so she could come settle. She cried further as she heard it too. I told her the implications of what she had done to me with her people and then left her in the room because my baby girl was disturbing me. Anytime our voices are not friendly, she interrupts and cries for attention. I took my daughter to the living room and was playing with her.

After about 1 hour, she came to the living room and fell down before me as she cried further, saying "I'm sorry". Then I asked her to state exactly what she was begging me for - her betrayal or her siblings' offence. She knows me very well, she quickly said her betrayal (even though I knew that wasn't the primary cause of her heavy heart). Then I told her I was willing to forgive her in the spirit of upholding my marital vows to her. I explained further that for the sake of our daughter and the unborn one(s), I was willing to forgive her and build a stronger home with her. She felt a little relief knowing that she was getting back into me. I then said "but from this minute, I'm in a ruthless war with anyone, I repeat, ANYONE who is determined to break my home as I now have to guard our togetherness jealously". I stated further that the only thing I would hold against her was if she ever stood in my way. Just as if a thunder just struck and killed someone dear to her, she cried loudly again saying "she had finished her life". She said she would be the one to suffer in the war I just declared and that I should just allow her to call all of them and tell them never to meddle into our affairs again. I refused to fall for that trick and held my stance that my resolve was not going to change and I walked away. Since then till this moment, she has been like a mourning widow. When it was time for food, we ate together as usual and I've been the one trying to talk now. She hasn't spoken with anyone on phone since then, although I don't know about Whatsapp or BBM chat. Now she's waiting for the next available opportunity when she could plead for her sisters again... only God knows for how long the waiting would be. Let me quickly mention that she sent me an SMS from the bedroom a while ago: I CAN SEE THE HANDWORK OF THE DEVIL IN THIS WHOLE MATTER, PLS LET'S TRY TO RESIST THE DEVIL THIS TIME SO HE CAN FLEE FROM OUR HOME. I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD DEAR".... I simply replied from the living room: "ON THE CONTRARY HONEY, I CAN SEE THE HAND OF GOD. CAN'T YOU SEE IT?"

On another note, I do not want to assume that she will not tell her sisters, although it might take a while because she knew they would rebuke her for delivering them into the hands of their 'enemy' through Call Recorder. But before she informs them, I think I'd follow someone's advice here too that I should reveal it to someone who could keep it away from my mum and sisters, which is surely my Dad - just to put someone in the know, in case I begin to smell rat poison in my food... lol. What do you think?

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What do I think?....It is the worst decision of your life and I can guarantee that you are a dead man walking. She will finally tell everything to her sisters and you will die, they will kill you...DIVORCE her now or you die.

pharmagba:
I feel very sorry for you, but a man got to be a man
Firstly I don't know the real sickness and precise age of your daughter but one thing you must know is it is not good for a wife to have too much free time as it is a veritable devils workshop you ought to ensure she is working; open a shop for her or impregnate her so she continue baby nursing,

Now to your findings first of all copy it somewhere else like your phone and then confront her with it, play everything to her hearing, pause at intervals to ask her what you've done wrong, please don't be aggressive or angry; control your emotions. Ask her what she has to say.

Let her know it is betrayal, threaten her you will summon a family meeting of both family and see her reaction.
If or not she apologies don't tell anybody either your family or her. NEVER.. It must not come from your mouth.
But make a stand none of her family members should have your respect. They must never come to your house. Don't give reasons, don't pick or answer their calls until you see full repentance in her. which must be after like a year. .it is her family that must bear the brunt and punishment Nothing more

Don't divorce her she is your wife, folly is in the mind of a woman. I know it will definitely leave a scar in your relationship, forgive her still and try to let go, call her from work and be a good father and husband.

DevGuru, please dont follow this advice. She could kill you so as to keep the secret and take all your money

All I see is TWO BIG FOOLS

Abeg, who dem epp...dem don baff, who dem serve?

When buying a land, once there is a chance of at least 0.5% doubt and complications, run for your life

You deserve to be flogged with wet koboko

Am happy

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I even thought you meant lubricant for sex

I vote for Ivyy

cc: NLJega

boobyberry:
First, I want to commend you for being there for your wife. you are a wonderful man. I went through same from my mother in law. but my husband saw nothing wrong after 2yrs of our marriage. she bewitched him. I'm out of the marriage alive thanks to God. My mother in law is a witch likewise hubby's elder sister. but thank God for Psalm 35. My brother pray it well esp from 12am -2am. The God that delivered me and is still delivering me will show up for you. God bless you bro. and pray she doesn't turn you against your wife.

My Gawwwd! So these things happen not only in Nollywood....

Opistorincos:
This is serious.. but wait, if you had your mum's call records, can't you just contact the witch doctor, pay him a visit and pay him triple the amount your mum paid for the evil act to be reversed? Just thinking aloud

@ Sabuta ... This is the best advice so far...Let me also add, tell the witch doctor to help you kill your mum

themosthigh:
True love sweet die....I spent 5yrs in a Russian prison in Vladivostok for drug crimes after I was arrested transporting heroin from Ulaanbatar to Irkutsk. My chechen love was there for me throughout this period until the breakup of Soviet Union when we where drafted to fight in former Yugoslavia in return for clemency...she joined in the fight as a nurse because of me and has now followed me back to Nigeria even though I had nothing...thank God I was able to contact the former bratva and vory v zakone I met in prison and now I am richer than Solomon....I know I should have died a long time ago from when we formed the first confratanity in south south university till now....I am a prove that nothing is fair in life...if not why am I still alive

Fiction, right?

I vote ivyy

Cc: NLJega

We have not truely nyanshed a babe until our friends hear about it..That is the last stage of orgasm.

PS: There is always one special babe we dont tell anyone how we nyash her, now matter how close the fella may be.

SAI BABA

Yeah, I mean what I posted above in CAPS

How is this woman coping?

Cute family by the way.

To guys, you have not slept with a girl if your friends dont know about it... That is the last stage of orgasm.

Fresia01:
silence.... very painful...my bf tried it once on me and I felt like committing suicide... I sent him different msgs...called buh no reply... then I compiled one heart touching msg very long ooo and sent to him bit by bit ...guess it touched him cus he called dat same night and asked for us to see n talk...we drove to a lake side bought suya and chicken..he said we needed d suya and chicken cus we are sure gonna have a long conversation n therefore there is need to spice it up...my heart entered my stomach...fear catch me I tink say na break up talk ooo...we got there and he asked me if I see us being together beyond now....I jux hugged him and told him not to say anything bout break up else I will collapse.... to cut it short...we made up and we are still together... love is sweet n painful at d same time..

Dude was testing the depth of your love for him. He just needed some assurance and your long messages convinced him.

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

Fiction?

Ezinwa120:
I met this beauty damsel in a child dedication in my home town in Anambra State on 2nd of January 2016.
We started talking until we fell in love and i decided to marry her. Though am still awaiting for her parents consent before i fix the date for formal introduction.
She had directed me to different pastors for this purpose and i had done my own part.
The issue now is that she told me that she had done an operation for lumb in her breast which did not go down well with my mum. My mum has said "i will not marry her"
The major issue i solicite for an advice is that i took her to a doctor who told me she has a kidney issue.
We really love ourselves and i want to marry her not just because she is still a virgin but she is a good girl.is there anything that can be done because she is just 21.
I need an advice please ignore my written English.
Thanks

Baba, RUN QUICKLY, RUN SWIFTLY....Dont allow Love becloud your reasoning. I have so many reasons but I am feeling really sleepy, cant type much. Good night.

CAPSLOCKED:

NO

Are you in any way related to Lai Muhammad?

CAPSLOCKED:
I'VE WITNESSED BIRDS GETTING ELECTROCUTED SO MANY TIMES. .. HAHAHA.

And you have undoubtedly seen birds countless times stay alive after sitting several minutes on high tension wires, even when NEPA are doing promo.

If your claims are true, which I strongly doubt, then I would conclude that those birds got electrocuted because they hang from one line and touch another.

smartestrichie:
This theory of yours is faulty, so many unanswered questions.
my answer to why birds and other animals can stand on naked electric wires without being electrocuted, is that the scales on their legs are insulators, they act like the rubber hand gloves used by electricians

The equation V=IR, where V is voltage, I is current, and R is the resistance of the conductor in question, explains it. This is what we call Ohm's law.
See below for a (simplified) model of an electrical circuit, sans bird:

[img]http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4d9ac5a02e536040dd955c1755dafe4d?convert_to_webp=true[/img]

V is actually the voltage DIFFERENCE between two points on the line (V2-V1=delta V). So this equation is better described as (delta V)=IR. Current can ONLY flow when there is a voltage difference between two points. If V2-V1=0, then I is zero. In our model above, the voltage difference would be the positive to negative flow across the resistor. The resistance R would be the resistance of the conductor.

So, how does this apply to our bird friend?

Let's take a look at a typical bird:

[img]http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7938fe138267ab8d4a8a7a3eaf78946f?convert_to_webp=true[/img]

As you can plainly see, his legs are close enough together where delta V between his legs is essentially zero. And, if the bird is not grounded (that is, he's not touching a metal pole or conductor with his little wings, he's just standing on the line like he's doing here), then he is at the same potential as the conductor-which translates to no or at best a very miniscule delta V between the bird and the line, which means little or no current will pass through the bird.

Remember also, that the bird is also an insulator/resistor of sorts-if the voltage difference is tiny, like it would be here, what little current that exists because of that really tiny level of delta V between the bird's legs would not be enough to overcome the bird's natural level of insulation.

With all that in mind let's present the electrical model for the bird on the wire:

[img]http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c996f119f3eefc5ebf5f6b4a3c209c83?convert_to_webp=true[/img]

R2 would be the wire, and R1 would be our bird friend. The current would split according to the resistance level per Ohm's law -but again, since we are talking about a near zero voltage differential across the R1 resistor (which, again, is our bird friend), that current would be pretty much zero across R1-the bird's body. All the current would go through the reistance R2, which would have more of a voltage drop across it.

Now, if the little sucker touches a grounded pole or conductor, then it's poof!

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