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claremont: Life is short.

In this day and age, I think a lady should be courageous enough to tell a man she likes ''I like you'', because time waits for no one. There are many ladies who have gotten married to demons simply because they couldn't make the first move on the angel that was reserved for them.

I totally disagree. Ladies should not walk up to a man and tell him outrightly that she likes him; its very dangerous. There thousands of other methods available to display her affection for him. If after giving the guy all the green lights he doesnt woo her, then he doesn't like her.

Badluck Ebola Jonathan

End Time

Something about this is wrong

[quote author=1stola][/quote]Damn sure

1stola: she could be ma dream gurl den..

She's ma girlfriend

So old, I mean too old.

benromeo39: you have time to quote that boring thing.

Padi, no vex jare. I just needed to tell her how boring she is.

HRhotness: I'm not surprised,
you went about the whole thing in a tactless manner, absolutely no finesse https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

Its easier for girls to differentate between Platonic friendships and a relationship so much harder to cross the line
You need to slowly change the pace of your friendship
change your body language; rather than hold her hand, put ur hand on her lower back to guide her, it subconsciously induces a feeling of being protected,
go out on more intimate outings,
call her more often and at times when she's relaxed for instance just before she goes to bed,
change the tone of voice, try to be soothing, sound like you really care
and rather than talk about everyday stuff talk about personal issues; talk about how she feels,
always remember personal details, maybe her dreams or something she wants to buy or do, ask her about these in a later conversation, it shows u listen and u care.
finally look into her eyes when you talk to her, it allows her to see how u really feel

Under no circumstances shd you jump her, you have to be subtle
it will take time but its worth the wait, a romantic relationship between friends is a relationship destined to last

You are arguably the most sensible nairaland female. Had I read this comment 10 months ago, I would be dating 'HER' now. I made the same blunder as the OP and it cost me the friendship

The only nairalader with those qualities is handysuzy

So guys like this still exist...Please exit.

temigracie: ...@ op....simple because u r boring too....i dont chat with boring guys....i hate it when guys ask me silly questions like....'have u eaten'...'wat did u eat'....'why didnt u reply me quickly?'...etc.....its a total turn-off for me.....apart from that, if am seeing ur mssg for d first tym n den u tell me 'i wanna knw u beta and wc state r u frm'.....i strt giving u a word sentence...

Go away jor. If he asks you stupid questions, why not come up with better ones. You are a bore.

Omo, I must look at a babe's backside o.

femidejulius: Except for number 3,5,6 and 7,there's absolutely nothing wrong about others.

Wat is wrong in seeing a lady I like and asking for her number? If I don't ask for it, am dumb, not smart and lack courage. If I do, u say it's silly

There nothing wrong in staring at a lady's backside if I think I should give it a second look. Sometimes, even a saint can't help but do these things. LOL

Wat is wrong in calling someone to hear their voice. Sometimes just doing dt is d needed antidote to not going crazy esp if you are in love with a new girl.

But I agree u should be yourself. Be the man and don't be pushed around.
Over and out!

You seem to have valid points

Andyblaze, Seun suppose don offer you job for Nairaland office for Otta o, because person wey get job no go dey siddon dey formulate useless stories with stupid 'self-invented' english. Anyways, you are one heck of a jester, and I must confess, you're funny.

Will come back to properly digest it and pass my comment.

Emmalot121: White man or Black man

Man na man

You all need to read this article I saw on Vanguard: A Virus Worse Than Ebola. HERE

We kissed from from 10pm to about 3am nonstop...just kissing. She said I was the best kisser she's ever met. I learned kissing from Mexican soaps.

zeongeon: Guyz there is a difference between a body builder (macho kind of guy) who does his profeSsionally eg arnold schwaznegger, jay cutler etc and a guy who works out for recreational purpose to get ripped with well defined arms, chest, abs and lower body..eg lazar angelov, barstarz team and most guyz are recreational body builders they would want to grow into the profeSsional bodybuilders

You can still work out and hv a high I.q and be smart and intelligent..Any girl who frees u because of ur workout didn't really like u at first.

By d way with the way girls have tyres and flabby tummy and arms I think they should even go for a guy who works out who will motivate them to work out so that they can loose d tyres and flabby belle and get there curves to b more pronounced. With that they too as girls can appreciate there body better and boost there self esteem..

If u stop workouting and get out of shape same girls will open there mouth and call u shapeless, pot-belled and compare u to other fit looking guyz.

You are the most brained individual on this thread so far.

Annypie: lol..makes mi wonder how their lollilop is gnna be..buh seriousli,its just funny and gayish jawe..hw wuld a guy,be having d yansh am suppose to hav..whats dat na

My conclusion: You have small nyansh

Sa asala fun emi re (Run for your life). Forget about her and move on. To err is woman and to move on is man.

Nano silver kor Joke Silver ni

HIGHESTPOPORI: Forget ur bf Saasala and Chelsea,support Liverpool Jare,Liverpool is d best,Ynwa!

By mentioning me, I got the notification and read her post.

If she's smart, she should open another account and never let me know. I told her how to go about it already on phone.

handysuzy: Liverpool till I die.

My boyfriend, nairalander saasala is a Chelsea fan and must not see me here o

See your life? You just mentioned me and I got the notification instantly. Thank God I forced you to open a nairaland account, I can now know all your secret.

Eko o ni baje o

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