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Two egocentric dudes, its gonna be really hard.

Yeah, mods, I know you've banned my website, its alright, cant share links again.

cbrass: *coughs*..yawns...ok dhtml over to you

What about you, can you be of any help?

[quote author=]I have seen the site before, I can be of assistance[/quote]How and to what extent. Can you do what I need?

Diablo666: Am glad u got the message. Kindly pass it around to your kinds. if you wanna advertise whatever shit you're selling, be it a website or a blog or whatever, Do it in a proper channel where you pay for the advert. And it'll be properly displayed. Not poaching all over thread like some rodents dirtyn a clean house

Nigerians, using Panadol for another man's headache since 208BC. I don hear you

Following.

Birniwa: Did you know that your brain is as BROKEN as the link you've given above ? Islam is a religion of peace and will never in any way spread mischief. These are the verses from the Holy Quran that directly condemn violence and killing of innocent souls.

VERSES FROM THE QURAN THAT CONDEMN VIOLENCE OF ANY FORM

Quran 5:32
..Whoever kills a SOUL it is as if he has killed the entire mankind, and whoever saves a SOUL it is as if he has saved an the entire mankind..

Quran 5:2
Do not let your hatred of a people incite to aggression

Quran 5:8
And do not let ill-will towards any folk
incite you so that you swerve from dealing justly. Be just; that is nearest to
heedfulness.

Quran 16:90
Allah commands justice and doing good
and giving to relatives. And He forbids
indecency and doing wrong and tyranny.
He warns you so that hopefully you will
pay heed.

Lastly, I invite you to explore Islam and find out what it actually teaches instead of sitting in darkness, doing copy and paste from the internet (written by enemies of Islam like you) just to criticise. Islam is much more than that!

Ok I hear you Islamite before you blow me up with a dynamite.

Diablo666: You dis donkey...stop advertising your silly dirty blog on every thread. You not gonna make any money. That's the hard truth. Get a job and get a ife and stop soiling someones else business. This guy (seun) worked hard to set up this forum and all you stupid dirty bloggers do is leeching on every thread, making the forum looks unserious. NONSENSE!!

Hey look here. Do you know how many links are being shared on facebook and twitter on a daily basis? And good, my website has been banned from Nairaland, fine. I wont share my links again. I can see you dont know a things about what is what, my website isn't a blog, huh? Lastly, I am going to make a lot of money, and mind you I am not some hungry guy trying hard to make money online for food. I live like a king in my own world.

PS: I have been on this forum for more than 7 years.

fattbabakay: The site link isn't working tho

www.g uavaya.com (remove the space because my site has been banned fom nairaland)

davidylan: nadal has had a girlfriend for years now.

Thanks for the info namesake

Nope, its their parents who are living with them....and would you expect Jennifer Lopez to live in that big mansion alone as a woman? See photos of her mansion here: www.co2cn64j9k9

As for the Nadal, him parents go hear am by the time a woman comes in.

Only in the United States. So much news on dogs making it to the FP lately, has something to do with Seun because I know he is a dogy person

I do not have to worry myself about this yoga thing, do I? But women need to be careful, this is not to scare you o, but a woman actually died while doing yoga, read it here: http://www..com/woman-dies-in-central-yoga-session/

Not every woman should do yoga I guess. Learn from her.

The waterway that runs through the city of Wenzhou, in southeastern Zhejiang province in China, turned bloody red leaving locals in a state of shock.

According to the residents of the area, where an unusual incident occurred, it has never happened before. The variant with an industrial contamination has been excluded as there are no chemical plants along the waterway length.

https://img.naij.com/n/0c/9/blood-river_3_.jpg
An industrial contamination has been excluded as there are no chemical plants along the waterway length

The witnesses claim that at 4am the water flow was normal but by 6am it had changed colour and turned into “blood”. As there’s still no explanation what could happened to the water officials are taking water samples to find out the reason of the phenomenon.

https://img.naij.com/n/00/1/blood-river_4_.jpg
The place is surrounded by mountains on three sides with the front of the city facing the Pacific Ocean

Wenzhou is a well-known town in East China’s Zhejiang Province. The place is surrounded by mountains on three sides with the front of the city facing the Pacific Ocean.

https://img.naij.com/n/0d/10/yanze_river.jpg
In 2012 the Yangtze River also changed colour

It is not the first time rivers turn red in China, in 2012 the Yangtze River also changed colour. There are different theories what could provoke the colour-change of water, including sand distribution due to upstream flooding, dye pollution and even the start of the Apocalypse.

Hey dhtml, or perhaps other developers, I want you to visit this wordpress plugin link and see all its features: http://codecanyon.net/item/userpro-user-profiles-with-social-login/5958681 . I also want you to visit my website www.g uavaya.com (remove the space because my site has been banned fom nairaland)
. I need to custom code it from scratch and get it off wordpress. I need my site to have all the features that plugin offers and still keep all the features of .

How can you come in, what can you do?

PS:I do not have the cash but I have got a serious sponsor who is willing to drop the cash for you to work with, he is so serious that he could drop the cash today if I tell him I've found someone (Name your price if you think you are up to the task, we'll negotiate though)

kerny: huhh?where did that come from?..no offence buh I sound like an slowpoke ,I don't know just saying.

Of course you are a slowpoke

I just somehow always know what to wear. I needn't a tutorial on that.

Old mama youngie

kerny: like I said run along ...ohh let me add,please grow up.

You seem to like me hmmm, if not you'd have stopped replying....Me I dont like you sha #IrefuseToGrowUp

kerny: And what has he been a kid got to do with the post,just answer the damn question and run along nigga.

Oooh, so you are a girl....*spits on your comment*

Before I read your post, let me first say YOU ARE A KID

Now let me read the content.

Update: Just finished reading your post and my conclusion is that you are KID

Emessy: Hahahaha so the fool was sitting there while his wife was complaining to a radio presenter and also accepted the phone , Wow she must be feeding and clothing him #Poverty is a disgrace

My brother, God punish poverty o. Me no marry till I don hammer o.

WHAT IS EBOLA VIRUS DISEASE?

Ebola virus disease (EVD) or Ebola hemorrhagic fever (EHF) is the human disease caused by ebola viruses. Symptoms start two days to three weeks after contracting the virus with a fever, throat and muscle pains, and headaches. According to the World Health Organization (WHO), the disease has a
case fatality rate of up to 90 per cent, this means about 90 per cent of individuals that suffer from the disease could die.

TREATMENT

No vaccine for EVD is available. Several vaccines are being tested, but none are available for clinical use.

TRANSMISSION

Ebola is introduced into the human population through close contact with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of infected animals.
Ebola then spreads in the community through human-to-human transmission, with infection resulting from direct contact (through broken skin or mucous membranes) with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of infected people, and indirect contact with environments contaminated with such fluids.
Burial ceremonies in which mourners have direct contact with the body of the deceased person can also play a role in the transmission of Ebola.
Men who have recovered from the disease can still transmit the virus through their semen for up to 7 weeks after recovery from illness.
Health-care workers have frequently been infected while treating patients with suspected or confirmed EVD.

PREVENTION:

Wash your hands frequently. As with other infectious diseases, one of the most important preventive measures for Ebola virus is frequent hand-washing. Use soap and water, or use alcohol-based hand rubs containing at least 60 percent alcohol when soap and water aren’t available.
Avoid bush meat. In developing countries, wild animals, including nonhuman primates, are sold in local markets. Avoid buying or eating any of these animals.
Avoid contact with infected people. In particular, caregivers should avoid contact with the person’s body fluids and tissues, including blood, semen, vaginal secretions and saliva. People with Ebola are most contagious in the later stages of the disease.
Follow infection-control procedures. If you’re a health care worker, wear protective clothing — such as gloves, masks, gowns and eye shields. Keep infected people isolated from others. Carefully disinfect and dispose of needles and other instruments. Injection needles and syringes should not be reused.
Don’t handle remains. The bodies of people who have died of Ebola disease are still contagious. Specially organized and trained teams should bury the remains, using appropriate safety equipment.
Avoid traveling to areas of known outbreaks.
Watch out for people with flu-like symptoms and sudden fever.
Those who notice “strange feeling or symptoms similar to those of Ebola virus, which ranges from fever, headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, sore throat and joint pains, which are all symptoms of other ailments, are urged to visit competent health facilities.

In the absence of such facilities, please call the following numbers provided by the govt: 08023169485, 08033086660, 08033065303, 08055281442, 08055329229.

Would you people please stop posting the face of Jonathan on this forum. I loathe him from the bottom of my heart

Sa asala fun emi re (Run for your life) Thats mine.

I was just looking when people were spreading the news, including Punch and Vanguard. If you have been following club football, you should know that footballers who represent their countries at any tournament will get more breaks, the more their teams advance, the more breaks they get. Eden Hazard, Romelu Lukaku and Andre Schurlrre are also currently not with the team.

Mikel haters, go get a life.

The Mods will not put this one on FP, but if its something bad about that innocent patriotic dude, they are quick to do it.

Nice one I must say

Normal thing nau

Yessssss!! This news just made my day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt9NKU0a_n8
Arsenal don enter wahala

Trypant: A man who divorces his wife whom he dated 4 2years, b4 paying her bride price and when they had little problem accompanied with every relationship, his father asks him 2 divorce his wife bc he feels that the wife will kill him and they will get him someone else which they wanted to get 4 him right b4 the marriage. That is not man enough! A man who runs and bad mouths his wife 2 his family any time he feels uncomfortable with the wife's presence since he is a flirt and keeps late nights. Not man enough is a married man who takes advises from single guys who are drunk and flirtatious as he is, about his marriage. A man who makes money, and blows it away without any planning with his wife on any structured profit or long term benefits planning. My dear what makes a man not man enough are many.

This is what you are going through I guess