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Just play dead.

When you have a man-friend, one can never go hungry.

Smart croc

Lol@ this thread.

@OP, yes its generally true but this piece of advice might be hard for some of my brothers to fathom.

You know the typical Nigerian man is ready to confess his undying & unwavering love merely weeks after he just met the girl.

melmo, I have some beautiful ocean front property in Kaduna that can be had for a very low price.

Contact me

bukatyne: Did you expect a YES?

Her name should be Ms Gullible, not melmo

korel9: What's impossible or crazy in love?

That's possible but the girl in question is still young and she has yet to live her life. Forcing her into marriage now could severely stunt her growth.

If you love her like you say you do then wait. Although I can't possibly see what a 33 year old man would have in common with an 18 yr old

To each his own though.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Where is the white man.[/quote]..... Probably on crackaland.com

Hmmm interesting

That's the problem with women nowadays. Who are you to advise him?

Or, maybe you're phucking him too abi?

pgiddy: what do yhu mean by extremely sensitive guys?

That's probably 80% of the male population on NL always whining in this or that thread.

Goldieluks: Utter rubbish. One of the reason I don't find NL interesting anymore because of liars like lefool

I haven't seen a lefu tale in quite a while. This one might actually be real.

Edit - nevamind I just scrolled down the page

Blyss: No, but that is of no regard to the statement you made.

So your stance is that of a strawman argument?

BTW - Josh is 100% correct, so his point is very much valid.

So who arranges the marriage?

The girl's parents?
The guy's parents?
Pastor?

egbe4real: Just got satisfied by my finance yesterday, the best so far, i love u stev!

So you sleep with your money?

I'd have to say Dead Space 1 & 2. I can't even play without the lights on

Man this thread is fkkn hilarious.

Shame on all of you for not peepin me in on game.

:::grabs popcorn::::

kulyie: Well as a lady i do that and i do that very frequently and the reason i do this is because i want to know by looking at the face of the boy if theres any semblance with the lady to check out if they are siblings,once i realise they are not siblings,ny eyes run into his trousers,where the 'power house' is to measure the size of his phenees and in my mind am like hmnn see what this girl is enjoying or playing with.if he is not a fine boy,i'm like its only God that knows what shes seeing in that man that she is following him up and down.i remember my friend and i passing by 2 love birds and we were both looking at his face and after we walked past them we were gossiping about 2 of them.i said see as the boy be,e no even fine,my friend said you no know whether na because of the thing wey dey inside im boxers she dey follow am and we were arguing about a stewpeed matter that ugly guys have big power house than fine boys and all that nonsense talk

Bold beautiful truth.

We need more women like u on NL.

Be careful of some of those video downloaders though. A lot of them come with spyware and bloatware.

[quote author=*Kails*]^^you're playing all of them?
dayum bro. that's what im talking about.[/quote]Yes ma'am

Right now though I'm concentrating on black Ops 2 because I'm trying to get the diamond camo for the shotgun class. So far I've unlocked the Gold camo for the R870 and the S12.

The SMG class is my favorite though. I normally run with the VectorK10 equipped w/long barrel and EOT sight. Carry a few EMP grenades, C4 and I can r@pe all day.

MsDarkSkin: You know itttttttt!!!!!!

I am still hoping they will bring back CJ!

Right there with you sis.

.... And please I hope we can buy properties. I hated this about IV.

Waiting on GTA V like a crack head waiting on his next hit.

Rudebwoy: pls peeps,what does it mean to root an android?

Root is just another word for superuser/admin access.

Joey & 4llerbuntu, it's good to see you guys always holding down the android fort. Hopefully one day we can get this thread stickied up top

Dayo you're even being rather lenient. IIRC, common law marriage is 12 mths in the state of Texas.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I am telling mrs SAFO! !!![/quote]I may be married but I'm not dead

Besides I'm only looking, no harm in that.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Oh SAFO. .we r naming the girl after our mothers or the boy after my hubby.
No English names.[/quote]Good for you. I wanted all Yoruba names but I conceded to at least 1 English middle name.

Plarp: on point.

And also interracial couples like to do this alot, because they feel insecure in public, or like the attention

Yep, u know the biz.

Hopefully Karma slaps u in the face before their husbands do.

Haha there's so much WIN in this thread, i literally can't stop laughing.
My pop's used to always remind us about that 10 mile walk to school and how fortunate we are

sanb: For real?

When there's bootay all around, we can't help but look

C'mon people...... What girl visits a male friend's house when it's strictly a platonic relationship? Especially if the girl is already in a relationship. Out of respect for her bf, she shouldn't even place herself in such a scenario.

Don't be so gullible. Where there is smoke, there is fire.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Awewwwww!!! We r expecting too! Congrats suga!!![/quote]Congrats as well. Boy/Girl?

I'm already anticipating my hourly bottle & diaper duties at night.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Lol. U got issues.[/quote]Hey guess what.... I'm having another baby girl, my wife's due in March.

We're thinking of naming her after my father's mother ...... Motinola

Haha black Americans claim any and everything.

I remember this one chic told me she was part Scottish, Armenian, Indian, German and a slew of other ethnic origins. Bltch lookin like Keyshia Cole busted up mama