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Been waiting to see this movie. Hopefully I can find a high quality torrent

If you hear Randy Moss speak, you would think you were listening to a White hillbilly.

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If she can talk so boldly like that with your brother, imagine what she is saying to other guys you don't know.

Ur jealousy has only just begun.

It's called "handcuffin".

In 9ja it's more traditional but in the states dudes will normally handcuff a chic (not all) when he is insecure. If he sees another dude checkin out his girl and feels threatened, he'll give you that look like "yea this is my b1tch muffukka".

It's usually ugly guys that handcuff, especially when the girl is outta of his league.

TCD: You mean after spending all that big money divorcing, he'll still come and pay these ones again? Haba.

So if your wife wakes up one morning and says "Useless man, I don't like your face, we must divorce...” You're totally finished be that.

Yes, it's harsh

This country definitely favors women.

^^ on top of that he will still have to factor in child support, alimony and expenses for his two children with his ex wife. Depending on which state he resides, child support alone for 2 kids can be almost as high as 40% of his monthly gross income.

Divorce no be cheap over here ooo. That's why the saying goes "it's cheaper to keep her".

Na lie most men will let the woman walk ahead so they can be checking out all the various backsides with her unaware..

I'm no bible thumping looney but doesn't it say, "leave thy parents and cling to thy wife" or at least something to that nature. I'm close with my mom as well but for a 26 yr old man to be laid up in bed, hugging & pecking his mother, we'll that's just too much.

Really, grow the fck up.

I know it's not a laughing matter but my mother in law once left my son in his car seat inside a shopping cart at the grocery store parking lot. She made it about 4 blocks down the road before she realized he wasn't in the back seat. Needless to say he was alright but that was the last time she ever took him to the grocery store alone.

As much as I've derailed threads I should be banned for life but everyone is prone to errors and killz has given ample explanation.

But Seun it looks like you're throwing killz under the bus. Or maybe I'm reading too much into your reply.

Hopefully I'm wrong

Chimezie198: A guy just walk passed me. He was shaking his a$$ left n right.

He winked @ me. Dunno what he's up to

Why r u lookin at his a$$

Idowuogbo: D gist no complete o! U cheated, ok! But.... We need to know d type of cheating na! U knack? Jus handling? Jus oral? How long u play away? Y u play away? u enjoy am?

LMAO.... I like your style

Babymumsy: Some months ago,I received a call on my rarely used sim accusing me of snatching her husband..I asked her who she wanted to speak with.she kept insisting she has the right number,of which I told her she's so wrong.Mornings,afternoons,evenings and midnights,she'll continue harassing and cursing me as her husband snatcher.I'm a responsibly married woman and I don't want this anonymous called to destroy my home because very soon,my husband will think its rily true I once dated the caller's husband.I have complained at MTN and GLO to reveal the identity of d caller.they said there is nothing they can do.Pls advice me...ds calls are frustrating and she has promised to go spiritual...

Ohhhhh not the spiritual...... Please not the spiritual

byvan: As a matter of fact,you should be feeling superior not inferior.You have the self control that most don't.Don't mind the people spewing trash and boasting about sleeping around,that's no way to live.31 is ripe for a relationship thus u just have to man-up.The responsible men in the house should help him out.

Lack of opportunities does not equal self control. Don't you hear the inner child in him crying?

I bet if the chance had presented itself, he would've been in between those legs before I even finished posting.

Golden Lady: Okay, I'll pray for you.

This one don pass prayer. He needs a sound knock on the head.

Fake.

If you look the other photos from the original hoax, you can see that the ribcage is made out of plaster of Paris.

Raise your hands if you actually believe in Mermaids...... Lol mumu

Call her if you think you can keep it platonic but if not, don't call her.

Judging from your post, it seems like you might not be able to so it's probably best you don't call.

So OP, you overreacted in anger, you didn't trust her nor communicate your intentions and on top of that you were a mugu.

Hmmm I think I know why your relationship didn't work

brandybabe: I dnt knw,I jst want a proof that she won't cheat again,I really love the girl so much

Maybe you should consider giving her a 3rd, 4th, and 5th chance because she doesn't love you.

geezyk: Tribalism is Tribalism,there's no other name for it..


Your relatives relate with other Tribes,but they can't allow their son or daughter marry from the other tribe

That's total BULLSHIT!!!

Yep sounds like tribalism to me.

Ikani I sent you an email.

Been there done that.

Guy listen well ooo.... No matter if you're right or that it's illogical to be supplementing her income with an allowance or that she's acting unjustly or whatever fault you may find on her part. JUST DO IT

A happy wife makes for a happy/stress free home.

You can thank me later.

Everbody was put in your life for a purpose. Maybe she wasn't meant to be your wife but the one to prepare you for your wife.

U sabi?

Lmao @ Nokia wit rubber band.

Ungrateful wench. She should be happy she had u for a bf. If it were me, she would still be rockin that Ijebu market Nokia.

Lmao @ Nokia wit rubber band.

Ungrateful wench. She should be happy she had u for a bf. If it were me, she would still be rockin that Ijebu market Nokia.

chief batiatus: Thank you greatly for the highly informative article, and to the many ignorant people that are so many on NL nowadays who said an unmarried person has no knowledge of marriage, I wish you all a happy ignorant. New year!

But it's easy to disect it when you're on the outside looking in. In reality we all know it's not the same thing when you're actually involved.


Nice writeup and there's much truth to it but these words would have been weightier coming from a married woman. You know, someone with practical experience.

Petraman: Actually, i'll support my spouse, if she is right, but if i see dat she is wrong, i'll calm her down and make her to see dat she's wrong, so dat we can apologise d person involved.

So you will still apologize to someone who has peppered your wife's face with a 5 finger discount slap?

Some of you men have too much estrogen in your tank SMH

xynerise: If she is fighting with a woman(which she cant do), I will not fight for her. Rather I will stop the fight. But if it is a guy, I will break bottle for his head and get him arrested

Gbam

We know skydeep has nothing to worry about

street disciple: All of una wey wan fyt back make una no go end up like dis guy o

I no go lie, this one funny sha

obadiah777: YEAH MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THAT TO THE BANK. I HEAR YOU CAN CASH IN VIOLENCE FOR MONEY LOL. NICE TYSON PIECE THOUGH. EVEN MIKE TYSON FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT VIOLENCE DONT PAY. HE IS A BIG SOFT TEDDY BEAR NOW. WATCH HIS LATEST YOUTUBE STUFF. HE HAS CHANGED 360 DEGREES.

Glad you enjoyed it but still though, you gotta man up Obi.

Some things just have to be dealt with in a physical nature. Me personally, I no go look myself for eye if I can't defend my wife/family. I would feel less than a man.

That's just me

obadiah777: ACTUALLY YOU ARE THE PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A MAN. I KNOW YOUR TYPE. YOUR TYPE GET KILLED EVERYDAY OVER WOMEN AND THEN THE WOMAN CARRIES ON WITH HER LIFE AND MARRIES AGAIN WHILE YOUR DUMB AZZ IS 6 FEET UNDER.

Yep

I’m the best ever. I’m the most brutal, vicious and most ruthless there’s ever been.

There’s no one can stop me,

Obadiah is a conqueror? No. I’m Alexander. He’s no
Alexander. I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as
ruthless.

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable and I’m just
ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.

Praise be to Allah.