₦airaland Forum

DobraDobra:
Wat ever, my guy u are so irrelevant

Toks2008:
This is my candid advice for the young eoman out there who still probably have time talking about ladies of 25yrs or below.

I keep telling ladies and when i write things like this it seems im stupid or i too know.

Marrying a man is not about your feelings towards him but his feelings towards you and its not about six packs,tall height,cute looks or even the cheese in his pocket.

A lady needs a man that will truly cherish her and every other thing is secondary and if you think i am blabbing,go do your research and you will realize that no matter how you think you love a guy,if he treats you like serious shit,that love you have for him will fly through the window.

It really matters to like the man in your life i know but trust me,if that man treats you well and i mean like a real queen,i give you a short while and you will wake up one day to realize how deeply you have fallen for him too even if he is a short fat ugly guy..Please think deep before falling for that sweet tongue guy.

As a lady,you an an endangered specie in this cruel world of man and your love for a man is so insignificant if he does not love you and your strong desire for a guy who does not truly desire you is the greatest mistake you will ever make.

The most unfortunate twist to this is that most ladies know a ,man who truly loves and cherishes them but they are always like "Tunde loves me i know but i don't love him" and she ends up with a man that will treat her like plague so i keep wondering that if ladies will only go for a guy who truly cherishes them, we will have many ladies settling down fast and will also have a very very low rate of divorce.

Be with a man who have strong feelings for you and not the one you have strong feelings for.

I can't stress this enough.

DobraDobra:
High level of ignorance am not here to argue with u and nobody will die or go about naked if u don't give and most importantly nobody will miss ur givings we have millions making a difference with what dey give so few people like u are so so so not relevant

ifekemmie:
hmm, true talk but not all ladies does dat. Am exceptional, i do my things in Godly way.

cococandy:
Eligibility is subject to interpretation.
When women look at the real things that matter and not ONLY use money as measure of eligibility,they'll know that there are more than enough men to go round.

Goodnight

missbronze:
Na una sabi.

As for me, the only thing i desire in this life is to have a CHILD. A child to give all my love, to train, and to raise.

And, is only a child that will make me do anything desprate. because, a child is all i desire in this life.

Husband or no Husband, i dont give a damn.

And, am so glad that one can have a child without a husband.

Modified:
All those mentioning me, pls, its a free world. And, i have every right to make my choice.

You all should free me. Life is not about husband abeg.

@misogynist2014, i will slap the hell out of that your mouth. Its very clear you lack respect.
That my choice is diff from yours, does that mean you should call me a fool? Respect yourself.

kobonaire:
there is this dog that always chases my shadow on NL .... if I even fart he will be wagging his tail, sniffing around and barking in excited anticipation of an encore.....his owner really needs to leash him

BraniacX:
u can put a space suit on pig, take it to mars, it'll still remain a pig or closer to home, i beleive the late fela said, you can take a monkey to london, put a tie and jacket on it, it will still have a tail and be a monkey, never a man! Tell me, u probably wear a jacket and a tie now, do you now think your self a man ?

Let me tell you the only value your red or martian passport has to me. . . .
Wiping ma a.r.s.e silly ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

DobraDobra:
I don't think he meant dat but at d same time I see nothing wrong in dat people outside should feel happy wen helping people at home na previledge we all get we have no right to be dia if u are not born dia na grace u dey enjoy. In my little journey out my best holiday is always in nija but dat is after fasting and prayers oo after annointing and impertation by my pastor u don't just enter nija like dat u but carry spiritual weapon but still nija na my best holiday

GoodGirl2:
So you're still at it?
Issorait! Issokey! Just keep bashing us. Diarrisgodoooo!

swagloverss:
13)Becoming a worker in church!
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that Greeters Ushers and Lead Soloists have the best exposure. Praise the Lord!

BraniacX:
i wish u goodluck and succes whatever your decision, u deserve to be happy and secure. Everyone deserves to be happy and secure but while away, don't condemn Naija knowing u're doing nothing to help her and if you can spare time and money for Naija while out, do it and contribute your own small quota to reviving Naija. CHIKENA!

kobonaire:
when you stop worrying about which race is 'superior' and instead apply yourself to be the best you can be regardless of your skin colour, ethnicity, tribe etc then you can truly achieve greatness.
Stop blaming others for your failures.

ibrews:
clown Asx nigga!

Afroconnect: the painful part is that, we have not been able to see the corpse of my late brother. the police only showed us the pictures of the mutilated and blood cover corpse taken at the crime scene. When we demanded that they should take us to the mortuary at Ikorodu where the police deposited the corpse, the IPO in charge of the case refuses to take us there, except we give him five thousand naira (N5,000) – CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT! Five thousand naira to see the corpse of our murdered brother!

uzolexis: Keep cursing,ur just making my pnt clearer. I'm not affected or offended 1 bit.

uzolexis: you just proved me right you hang around uncultured pple like yourself,good bye.

Sixix: I disagree

For instance many women would be willing to forgive cheating partner or to let go of their aspirations for the sake of their men and families. How many men would be willing to sacrifice everything for the sake of another.

BraniacX: sagamite : yum yum! hehehehe, yum yum yum! this boss is the bestest boss ever. . . .yum yum yum, all these yummy shit for me? Wow ! this..yum! is....yum yum! the......yum! bestest.........yum yum! boss...yum! everrrrrr.....yum yum yum yum yum!

BraniacX : Oi! Sagapork!

BraniacX : Oi! U there! Sagapork! Sagapork! SARR-GAAAAARR-PORRK! !

Sagamite : uhn!... yum, boss? yesboss!...yum yum yum!

BraniacX : don't come close boy, stay there, ok. . ,when will you be through with this job, i have other jobs (soak-away's) that need your attention you know , Or do i have to hire other pigs to come assist you?

Sagamite : NO! NO! NO! boss NO OH!, don't hire another pig oh! It'll be unecessary, i can recycle and vaccum at least 50 soak-away's per day, this is only the 45th na..! Am going to improve my average to at least 70 from today henceforth! Pls boss don't hire another pig please, please, pleeeaaaaaase!

BraniacX : okay, get on it then, hurry up! No time to waste CHOP! CHOP!
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#speaking #to #self. . . . . . stinking shyt eating piece of shyt!

Sagamite : Thank you BOSS! Thank you.
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#mummuring. . . . . . Shio! U wan come spoil ma runs abi? I no want rival for this my workshop oh!
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yum yum! abeg make i rush finish this feast jare! Yum yum!

uzolexis: I can also say the same thing about black guys but i wont cause it's not true. You need to change ur circle,u've been hanging around the wrong pple and as they say "birds of a kind flock together" so maybe you need to look at urself 1st.

miqos02: i am a small boy here to learn

naijababe: Sagamu, u don craze finish o

Amusaopeyemi: It is because some ladies care too much about what people will say if they walk out of the marriage, which is not supposed to be.
It is their life that is on the line here.

You slap me, I break your head with pestle first before packing my bags.

uzolexis: Stop ranting biko cause ur not making sense. What is "you black women can't be trusted"? What if I say black men r dogs? Why do u guys always think white women r better than black women? You don't generalise like that,it's wrong on many levels. There r pple that happily married n they r black n there r some who r divorced n r white. Black or white is just skin colour wc does not matter,it all depends on the individual. Emancipate urself 4rm mental slavery my friend.

khiaa: They are who they are and you are who you are.
Stop being a cry baby, I'm tired of your whining
You whine like Sagamite. hmmm! I wonder...... could it be...... Naaaaah just another whinny troll.