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RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m): 8:50pm On Sep 14, 2013
Wu Zetian: Stop begging for my attention, you old-pot-bellied-flap-mouthed-scum!
Explain why you are ugly and I will leave you alone.
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m): 8:34pm On Sep 14, 2013
Wu Zetian: LoL, I think your girl would appreciate you more as a mugu than when you're trying so hard not be one. A girl can see that you're faking the funk.

I don't act like an angel, I'm called the meanager! *evil grin*
Mugu, he does not need to worry about a girl appreciating him. The girl needs to worry he appreciates her.
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m): 7:23pm On Sep 14, 2013
WackyJ1: The summary of true control:

In order to have true control of a girl, you must be ready to lose that girl.

and never forget

ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP
Well summarised!

That is why I laugh when women and their mugu real men condemn cheating like if it is some dirty thing.

If a girl has not demonstrated complete commitment, I would keep on ramping other girls. And when she shows signs of relinquishing her complete commitment, I would start ramping other girls. Fck who does not agree with it.

When I go out or at a party, I get as many numbers and connections as possible, because you don't know which girl would mess up and waste all your investment.

At the end of the day, it is the guy that invests most at the start and takes on virtually all the risk.

Majority of women do not know how to handle power and they have no contrition when they abuse it.

When she has taken on enough risks to show she is unlikely to mess up, then you can take her seriously.

When one messes up, then another one you prepared earlier (as they say on UK cooking shows) is waiting in line.
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m):
[quote author=2s£xy]I once had a situation where I had forgotten myself and started the whole 'mr nice guy' approach which entails calling, texting, escorting, gift etc... After what had happened to me in the past.

Guess what? She abuse the priviledge. I quickly called myself to order, deleted her number from my phone in order to prevent me from calling and then face other life situation.[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Shyt happens! grin

I have to admit, there have been a few times I have forgotten myself too. It is only natural especially when you genuinely like the girl.

The hotter they are (which frequently equates to younger), the more they would piss in your face for being nice, too civil and being a gentleman to them. grin And you really cannot reason with them when they are like that, they would blow you and all your complaints off because their power dey shack dem head. grin
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m): 6:57pm On Sep 14, 2013
WackyJ1: Hehe.

Loooool

But that does not mean that we should not try to enjoy what she has now
Yes o.

Enjoy it but don't let anyone drag you through the mud just because you want to enjoy it is my point.
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m): 5:15pm On Sep 14, 2013
ferhyntorlah: @the bolded, choi! choi!! choi!!!!!!!
What do women really want?
I want this kind man in mi life; you die for me-i die for you chikena!
Rubbish!
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m):
[quote author=2s£xy]yes, I had a nasty experience and I learnt a lot from it. Many of these girls only change when age(or nemesis is catching up with them) is no more on their side...

Tell me where is the wisdom in that? Why should age be a thing to dictate or bring out the good in you? To me, they haven't change but just concealing it and I pity the man that will marry them.[/quote]The you would see her girlfriends and their husbands/boyfriends trying to sell her at the 24th hour to you (after her girlfriend has "somewhat strayed" to the "Are you single?" question) that "she is a good girl o; you will like her, you two should hook up".

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

God, I laugh hard when I sit and observe the world around me. While I am a proficient social observer, it shocks me people think they can sell garri to me and call it corn flakes.

[quote author=2s£xy]She came back to beg after some years... smiley. No other reason because she felt I am still the old mumuni I was, not knowing guy done upgrade harddrive that will last him till vision 2020 cheesy.

She tried miserably but failed and then gave up, including se.x. I nor gree. May be she think say I be like oda guys wey dey fvck her.

It was pretty obvious that she was dumped and dealt with by some badoo which made her retrace her step to locate me after much consideration...

A girl that hardly beg begin dey beg say na her friends mislead her coupled with guys coming around.

In her words: 'I was misled by friends and all that time I had guys around me. I wanted to have fun and experience'[/quote]Majority of them end up coming back to beg or test their worth when badoos don finish im mission.

Very few are lucky ending up happy. Purely because they got what they asked for.

[quote author=2s£xy]she no even good again sef... *spits*

Above all, I thank God it ended.

I am a very gentle dude. I cool like cold water and hardly get angry... Hardly![/quote]When I see guys dying over a young fine girl, I always want to tell them "Boy, give it 10-15 years and have a fresh look at her and you would wonder what the fuss was all about".

Even if she is Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose or Meagan Good, if I feel she is taking the piss, I sack her instantly if I am not already riding her. If I am already riding her, then I get new girls to ride on the side until I feel it is the time to give her the sack letter.

No respect, no hope!

What she brings does not last long enough for me to sweat over it. I am the real asset to the relationship and the MVP of the relationship.
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m): 4:43pm On Sep 14, 2013
jeffp: I took the phone to repair yesterday ..and bought her a small phone yesterday to use until d phone is fixed...after 3 hours...we got into argument because i didnt pick my calls...wen she was calling bcause i was sleeping...and wen i drove to her house.. she told me to get out of her house..,..i didnt ..instead.. i petted her..and made sure she was happy...as i got home ....i sat down..and realized dat she will never respect me in her life.. d see finish don too much.,. dis morning.,.i sent her an sms telling her..it is over... she replied..saying.. i am a coward...that i should come and tell her to her face. i jiust ignorned d sms and didnt reply back.. she has sent another one..dat she wants to come and pick up her stuffs.. still i didn't reply....
I said it.

She has no respect for you one jot.
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m): 4:39pm On Sep 14, 2013
Chongaiman: The douchebag of fucktardry and uncouthness. You will always show yourself. Dis place no b Shagamu where agberos are considered intellectuals. Once out of the Sexuality section, you are like a fish out of water. GO HOME!!
Fuckard, do you think they will allow a cretin like you to even enter Shagamu?
Foreign AffairsRe: Nairobi Governor Slaps Female Rep After Jonathan Visit by Sagamite(m): 11:20am On Sep 13, 2013
Youngtekkey: ;Dso finally everybody has leave thread for u to continue ur stupidity lolzz no reply me coz even if u do i won't coz am unfollowing the thread now
GBOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Product of a failed education system. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Mike Ozekhome's Abductors Were Graduates by Sagamite(m): 9:55am On Sep 13, 2013
I have 2 separate points to make about this interview.

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First of all, what an intensely moronic man this person Ozekhome is. Apart from this cretin stating that criminals should be granted amnesty, how is the government going to know who is a kidnapper to grant them amnesty? Why do they need amnesty before they stop? We should waste more money and reward criminality?

This is an example of the cretins who are party leaders?

It is a shame the kidnappers did not waste this buffoon.

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Secondly, these so called kidnappers are frustrated graduates? Really?

So they kidnap because they are frustrated and they are graduates? grin grin grin grin grin grin

If they are graduates, how come these fucktards are not intelligent enough to be tactical with their kidnappings? How come they usually kidnap ordinary people hussling hard to make a living in Nigeria instead of those destroying their lives? How come they are not kidnapping Sinators, Representathieves and Ministers (or their family members) who are looting them and are responsible for setting & implementing the laws that can help them?

These people are living large and boning their sisters and mothers as aristo and boyfriends but the so-called frustrated graduates are usually kidnapping entrepreneurs who work hard for their money to achieve what change in their society?

I would have said it is a lie these kidnappers are graduates because they lack a thinking faculty but I am also very aware of the failed education system that produced them.

Shoot these fckers on sight!
Foreign AffairsRe: Nairobi Governor Slaps Female Rep After Jonathan Visit by Sagamite(m): 8:21am On Sep 13, 2013
panafrican: you are a parrot, always repeating the same thing. Get some help !
You are a reetard, always giving dumb opinions. Smash your brains!
RomanceRe: Why Every Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Man by Sagamite(m): 10:06pm On Sep 12, 2013
collynzo2: Sometimes try to write marturely, with normal punctuation marks, correct spellings and decent grammar, you have never done that in your NL history. Even nursery school kids don't write like you.
person, and you are the one giving advice?
RomanceRe: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Sagamite(m): 9:25pm On Sep 12, 2013
50calibre: Yes I'm a Nigerian, so why won't I talk like a Nigerian. My Nigerian culture comes first before that of any other nationality.

Brainwashed slave
person, and your Nigerian culture is to batter women?

Cretin!

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