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shymmex: Catch your fancy??

I'd rather try that on a gorilla, than waste my time on you....

And you need to stop advertising yourself to me, you have NEVER been my type - and you will NEVER be...

I just noticed you because you always stalk my threads..

Just fix ya face, ok?... Mynd_44 may be interested in you.

So it is Gorillas you do?

Hmm, okay, I see.

queensmith: Qualities I want in a husband,

1 he must have an ivyleague/russel group university postgraduate degree and professional qualifications
2 he must be a neatfreak and be obsessive over cleanliness, and a very good cook that enjoys cooking every day.
3 he must know how to dress well and look presentable at all times
4 he must not be a bigot, misogynist, homophobic, backwards or closed minded (not nigerian)
5 he must have the same moral, ethical, social etc standards as i do.
6 Definitely not religious, i don't need that at my tender age
7 he must be packing, as in quality and quantity (trojan standards) non negotiable, and be totally freaky.

AH! A-WHALEY-MAMA!!!

AHHH!

Morbidly obese fooool, you are still dreaming you will find a man?

Worse still you are setting criteria instead of taking what you can find?

With all your blubber?

AHHHH! What the fck have you been puffing?

You did not puff-puff-pass?

shymmex: Brain exploding, huh?? You're joke - and you need to stop debating people out of your league... If I was a panel-beating degree holder, and I still sound more intelligent, and knowledgeable than you're (and will ever be) - what does that make all your illusion qualification you get braggart about on NL, huh??

You're a worthless piece of shyte, and even my little 14years old sister won't even engage someone as slow as you - in an intellectual discourse..

You are a person!

Your intellect is below my feet, panel-beating person.

Where you not the one that said you did what you enjoyed rather than what is hard to study?

Mooron!

shymmex: I'm the type that don't really give a phuck - and I can post my certificate on here for all to see - and you post your illusional qualifications as well...

And what happened to your comprehension skills? You need to stop quoting my post out of context - it makes you look more slow than you actually are...

You are a person!

Post it lets see. You think you can produce forgery to SAGAMITE?

Na police I go use carry you. Foolish illiterate claiming he attended Birmingham.

You are not even sharp enough to say you got your degree from Westminister College or one of those Indian Visa-scam schools so it sounds more believeable as it would match the intellect peak you frequently demonstrate. FOOOOL!

shymmex: This is my post again below:

The key statement there is: "ACCOUNTING DEGREE (IF YOU CAN'T GET A GRADUATE JOB)".... Most people with accounting degrees without graduate jobs, end up working as trainees - earning between 14,000-17,000p/a.... While most care workers earn more than that...

Read and comprehend next time, before posting your thrash

Why should I make false claims?? I'm not trying to impress no one, and never will... On this same thread, I have posted about some of the hardship I went through growing up as a kid in the early 90s UK (something most people who want to keep as a secret).. I don't need to be validated by anonymous posters on NL - I'm a realist, and seriously, I don't give a phuck...

You need to grow some balls (since you act like bytch) - and let me mentor your miserable life on how to be a realist - and not the self-hating buffoon you grew up to be, with a chimp face...

You are a person!

No 1, You never said graduate job, you lying person.

shymmex: Health and social care pays more than most of the business and accounting courses anyways, and it's easier to get a job with health and social care degree...

No 2, when you compare pay potential, you look at long term, foool.

No 3, social workers can start off at around £14K.

http://www.nhscareers.nhs.uk/details/Default.aspx?Id=766

You claim you attended Birmingham and you are too dumb to check out your basic facts?

You think you can fooool SAGAMITE?

The same one from SAGAMU IN OGUN STATE?

CRETIN!

yeswecan: "My questions are;
3. We have many blacks in England, they hardy made their presence known globally except in the EPL. Most noticeable black personalities in the world are from America, in music, movies, sport and what have you. Are the blacks in England marginalized or what? why are they not making waves as their counterparts in America?"

To whom ever originated the question: What waves are blacks in America making?

shymmex: What's your life like, simpleton?? With my panel-beating degree - I still sound more refined than your 'ignant' arse, dumb-arse.. I went to uni to do whatever makes me happy career wise, and if you're half as smart as you claim to be - you would know it's better to be happy with your career than maintaining a status quo..

I see why you're an uncreative slowpoke in all aspects of your sorry life... Go read about the word "creativity" and thank me later...

I am sure panel-beating makes you happy.

There will be no point in depressing yourself struggling to do any subject that will make your small brain feel like exploding.

shymmex: Don't talk about things you don't know - just stick to your security job, and leading a fake life on NL...

I studied Computer Science at University of Birmingham, and there were loads of black people in my class.. Heck, a naija guy was one of the two students who graduated with a first class degree.... Heck, most of the black people I know (the black students were close knitted because we all go to the same parties) didn't do most of the courses you guys keep spamming the thread with - except probably some girls doing health and social care, and that's understandable... Health and social care pays more than most of the business and accounting courses anyways, and it's easier to get a job with health and social care degree...

You're a cat5 slowpoke, people like you shouldn't be allowed to have kids...

Stop decieving yourself online.

Computer science ko, Okuta science ni.

Foool says Social care pays more than accounting and then claims he attended Birmingham. LWKMD!!!

Yeah! I was Aare Kakanfo to Ghengis Khan when he was conquering the world. WTF! We can all make any claim we want to make online na.

shymmex: Sagamite the retarded fool, who lacks creativity in all aspects of his ancient life... Fam, you wouldn't know what opinions are even if they were plastered all over your chimp face.. About bashing an opinion - with your linear thought process...

You're a waste of semen, someone should have swallowed you - and save the world another junk of unevolved homosapien...

Stop telling us what you are obsessed in swallowing.

queensmith: You can't blame him if he only knows the lowlife black people.

Say wort? Health and social care does wort? Since when? where, what exactly do these health and social care people do I must know. Are they the social workers?

The general consensus (soo far) is that courses which require lengthy examinations are best are measuring intelligence. Whether this is the real case is still under debate but for now ooo- as far as we can see health and social care is for nonsense people doing nonsense.

Morbidly obese tranny, why don't you give him something to swallow.

shymmex: Whatever people choose to study in uni is their choice - not everyone wants to be a doctor, lawyer, scientist etc.. That's why the world is a free place

Well, true.

Foools like you want to be panel-beaters.

Katsumoto: One of the universities offers an undergraduate program studying David Beckham.

Most of the students are shying away from serious programs; most are interested in media programs cos they feel its glamorous and easy.

An MP once proposed a Bill in parliament to dumb down the sciences so as encourage more students to take them up.

When these students graduate and can't find work, they start complaining. But they must share the blame with their parents and the university chiefs who are offering ridiculous programs.

Probably over 80% of Black kids I have met are doing at least one of the following at A-levels: Media studies, Dance, Art & Design and ICT.

They do these because they are easy and you can get good grades while loafing around college.

Then they go to university to do some other weak course.

Here is how top universities treat these subjects:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/aug/20/a-level-subjects-blacklist-claim

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1574823/Cambridge-and-LSE-in-soft-A-levels-revolt.html

Where the fck are black students studying Mathematics, Engineering, Physics, Geography, Finance, Biochemistry, Pharmacy, Medicine etc?

I am yet to see black kids that study tough subjects and went to top schools moan about "colour of my skin".

But yet the black kids that choose the easy path by choosing weak subjects and non-rigorous universities want to compete with the likes of kids that did the hard grunt?

Worse still, the black kids doing the weak subjects will typically pack Es and Ds at there soft A-levels and have ghetto attitude and slangs (ebonics as Americans will call it). While students doing hard A-levels (white or black, mostly non-blacks though) will get As and Bs, go to the top universities, speak well and obviously have better confidence. So why would the black kid not be more likely to be unemployable.

Black people should get their fcking act together.

shymmex: You're a 'shiken' eating joke.. Sit on a 'shofa', grab your popcorn, and get retarded arse sagamite to come get his arse whooping...

So, I'm a coward now because someone bores me to sleep with his predictable comebacks, huh??

What else is the dude going to say after "person" and "cretin"? I can't waste my time on people like that - I battle heavyweights on NL.. Go ask about me in the politics section... I only battle creative people - people I can go 10pages with - not a guy who's going to keep repeating the same weak lines, over and over again...

I guess your ego got bruised because someone mentioned a country your hopes in life lies in - since your home city is now an advanced village, huh

I can post gazillion of junks similar to ones you posted, about America - but why worry myself over something as crass as that??

Sagamite is your idol, you can get him to come get his arse-whooping tonight.. I won't mind his weak comebacks - I will do it to show you, I'm not someone to mess with...

LWKMD!

What a Moooron!

And you think Sagamite has the time to be "battling creatively for 10 pages" with a moooron?

If you had any brain, you would realise Sagamite has no interest in "insult battle" with cretins. Sagamite is here to bash opinions. FOOOOOOL!

RUN!

shymmex: @Cap28

I'm a big fan of your posts on NL, keep up the good work, brother... It's always refreshing to meet conscious Nigerians...

You need to check out Igbo2011, and Nnenna1 - they are very intelligent, and knowledgeable afrocentric posters as well.

Wow!

A "Cretins' Association" is being developed.

coogar: embarrassing that the black dude with all his mouth got battered within seconds.
the white man was talking to his mate - he was saying his brother would shine his shoes.
black dude translated it that the white dude meant a black brother would shine the shoes.
how he overheard n concluded that is still a mystery. i am happy he got slaughtered tho...

next time, he would mind his business and not take on a 68-yr old man.

Wait o! Are sure this black dude is not cap28?

coogar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oepMGXMktcs&feature=player_embedded

This whiteman honestly irritated me and fall my hand. Why did he stop?

I swear I would have pummeled the muthafcker while he was on the floor until I was sure his useless brain was damaged. Let a vegetable be a vegetable.

And trust the illiterate muthafckers, they that went to attack somewone that voluntarily left a heated area are saying they will press charges for assault.

And you all wonder why I fcking hate reetards!

coogar: personally, i am tired of black people blaming their own failure on the system/other people.
the rate at which they wave the race card embarrasses me sometimes. every little thing and they
start screaming discrimination......

I am shyt tired of it!

Let them face reality: Black people are where they are because they fail themselves.

How come White men are not stopping you from shagging women, which you are good at it.

How come White men are not stopping you from dancing, which you are good at it.

How come White men are not stopping you from going to the gym, which you are good at it.

How come White men are not stopping you from selling drugs, which you are good at it.

How come White men are not stopping you from doing sports, which you are good at it.

They love their fun and being cool, don't they? No race comes close to them when it comes to those, they are KINGS! No race can stop them from doing those.

It is when it comes down to do the hard, boring intellectual work cretins will start pointing fingers: WHITE MAN! RACISM!!!

LAZY C[i]U[/i]NTS!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Oyb and Sagamite, abeg wetin my friend beaf do una way una wan kill am? [/quote]Beaf is meant for suyaing.

The Lindsay Johns that wrote what Sisi Kill posted is speaking arrant nonsense.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Will we ever have a black prime minister?
There’s no educated ethnic middle class in this country to counter the black 'street’ stereotype, writes Lindsay Johns.

On Any Questions recently, Chuka Umunna, the Labour MP for Streatham – black, mixed-race – was introduced as “the black British Obama”. If only… Much as I like the guy, and think he’s doing a good job in his – and my – constituency, it was a spurious comparison.

Obama is a Harvard-educated, intellectual heavyweight with formidable oratorical prowess, drawn from an educated black American middle class. That middle class dates back decades, forged in the civil rights era and buttressed by the black church. Umunna, the New Labour poster boy and scourge of the bankers, is an anomaly; there is no equivalent pool of black middle class to draw from in this country. We are incapable of producing a British Obama at the moment. Black Britain’s middle class is, at worst, in real terms, non-existent, and, at best, nascent. If it exists at all, it is in its infancy.[/quote]Obama is not an intellectual heavy weight. I have not been wowed by his intellect but I have been wowed by his guile and oratorical prowess. That is what I believe has got him where he is today.

If you are one that judges people's intellect by educational attainment (I am not one that does), then even by this standard, Obama was not an heavy weight. Furthermore, Obama was raised in a white household and hardly depended on black middle class.

Chuka on the other hand, as far as I am concerned, has equal if not better intellect than Obama. But he is inferior in the guile and oratorical skills although he is not a slouch in such, only that Obama is outrageously good in those characteristics.

Furthermore, Chuka is from a very prominent family, with a few relatives being QCs.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Just take a look around. Black people figure prominently on billboards and on our TV screens when it comes to less celebral worlds, like sport and music. But where are the doctors, intellectuals and engineers? On TV – usually a fairly good social barometer –when was the last time you saw a black middle-class couple advertise a product? Do white racist advertisers not want to feature black people for fear of alienating white consumers? Or does this glaring lack of diversity just hold a mirror up to the lack of black, middle-class consumers?[/quote]Absolutely rubbish!

Typical LAZY EXCUSE by black people for their personal failures in life instead of taking responsibilities for their failures.

Black people are OVER-REPRESENTED in adverts in the UK. Black people feature PROMINENTLY in top-flight corporate brochures and advertising. Utter BS!

I don't know the last time I saw an Indian or Chinese in an advert in the UK. How has that stop them from achieving?

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]The chronic dearth of educated, black, middle-class professionals in this country explains the mess we are in today. If there were a sizeable black middle class, perhaps there’d also be less racism – like that displayed by the celebrity hairdresser James Brown, whose recent vitriolic, N-word peppered tirade at black TV presenter Ben Douglas at the Baftas showed the worst sort of bigotry in Britain today.[/quote]Who is this cretin!

How does what one hairdresser say affect how I would achieve in life? How has that stopped Jews? Do we have to go back to the Indians and Chinese again?

LEt her daft arse come and tell us what black ediots say about whites casually and non-chalantly.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]On the British arts scene, depictions of black, middle-class realities are practically non-existent. Most worrying is the exponential increase, over the last 10 years, of black British theatre, now almost exclusively “the theatre of the ghetto”. “Street” patois, histrionic hip-hop hand gestures and plots revolving around the tedious staples of council estates, guns and drugs are the norm. And when was the last time you saw more than three black people in the audience at a non-black play at the National Theatre?

When it comes to film, Noel Clarke’s successful Kidulthood and Adulthood focused exclusively on the pathologies of the “You get me, blood?” ghetto underclass. Likewise, radio. When the new BBC radio station 1 Xtra was set up a few years ago, the thinly veiled rationale was to placate the black demographic with “urban” pirate radio-style “street” music. In short, give them what we think they want.

But hang on a minute. Where was the black Radio 4 equivalent? Don’t black people in this country want intelligent news, current affairs, drama and cultural programmes, too? Or are they only reserved for educated, middle-class white people?[/quote]What a person!

Who are the people making these films? Someone stopped or is forcing black people from making films that is not ghetto?

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]On TV, black British protagonists – like Luther, the BBC detective played by Idris Elba –are a recent and rare phenomenon. How psychologically debilitating this must be for young black people, to be devoid of balanced, fair, let alone positive, portrayals. Black America, with its educated, middle-class depth in numbers, is 30 years ahead of us. Think of The Cosby Show, a hugely successful middle-class family sitcom, whose patriarch was a black doctor. What do we get in the UK? The Crouches, whose father-figure worked on the London Underground.

So is middle-class, black America the promised land for the educated black British? For all its many problems, America offers far more opportunities than Britain does right now. Hence the trans-Atlantic brain drain, which speeds up year after year: novelist Caryl Phillips and poet Fred D’Aguiar left for America years ago, as did actor Idris Elba. Playwright Kwame Kwei-Armah has just gone to be the artistic director at a theatre in Baltimore.

Over here, “black”, “working class” and “street” are still seen as synonymous terms. Black conservative commentators, like educationalist Tony Sewell and former teacher Katharine Birbalsingh, are constantly demonised by the left for “selling out”, for being “coconuts” and Uncle Toms. But their presence on the public stage demonstrates the long overdue growth of the black British community. Black Britain is slowly maturing, albeit at a snail’s pace. The once clear-cut, Manichean polarities of black-left and white-right are no longer valid.

In America, there is a huge black “ghetto” underclass. But, there is an equally huge, educated, black middle class, out of which sprang Obama and other leaders – the dynamic Mayor of Newark, Cory Booker, and the Mayor of the District of Columbia, Adrian Fenty. Both, like Obama, are Ivy League-educated lawyers by profession, who have gone on to hold public office. Black American lawyers, accountants, politicians, novelists, intellectuals, airline pilots and even astronauts – for the most part lacking here – are positive role models, counterbalancing destructive messages of black “hood” culture.

Britain has no really prominent black intellectuals to speak of, save LSE professor Paul Gilroy and theologian-turned-TV presenter Robert Beckford. Lenny Henry and Rasta chef-cum-Dragon’s Den victor, Levi Roots, are perhaps the closest thing we have in the public consciousness. It’s ironic that the most high-profile and eloquent media commentator on black Britain, Bonnie Greer, is herself a black American. Likewise, Katharine Birbalsingh grew up in Canada.

Cast your minds back to the BBC Newsnight coverage of Obama’s election victory. Who did Jeremy Paxman interview about what this momentous occasion meant to black Britain? A black politician, academic or journalist, surely? No. Cockney rap singer Dizzee Rascal. The fact that Rascal managed to give a good account of himself is incidental. The preposterous decision to interview him as the representative of black Britain speaks volumes about the mentality of the white British media.

In America, I can discuss medieval Latin poetry with my African-American, Ivy League-educated friends, then go to a nightclub and dance to Beenieman. In the UK, it’s either medieval Latin poetry or Beenieman. And even the medieval Latin poetry is pushing it. Black British classicists are rarae aves.

So why is the black British middle class so tiny? On one level, it’s a simple matter of chronology. Black people (in real numbers) only arrived on these shores in the 1950s and 1960s. Working-class communities, with varying degrees of cultural emphasis on the importance of education, have only had roughly 50 years to establish themselves. Throw in the undoubted influence of hostility and racism towards these immigrant communities, and we begin to understand why there are so few black, middle-class people in Britain. America’s educated black middle class has been built on hundreds of years, not just a mere half-century.

Until we reach a critical mass of educated, black, middle-class people, black Britain will always be handicapped by glaring under-achievement. And it will be both stymied and sabotaged by the careerist, loony left. With their hallowed position as self-appointed “community leaders” – in reality, demotic rabble rousers – they pin all of black Britain’s woes and failings on “endemic white racism” and the Establishment. They never encourage some degree of personal responsibility for the community’s empowerment, or lack of it. The crass stupidity characterising many of black Britain’s dashiki-wearing community leaders often does more harm than good.

I passionately love this country, I’m very proud to be British, and realise that America is far from being a racial panacea. But I can’t be bothered to wait another 20 or 30 years for a sizeable black British middle class to develop, flourish and thrive; to wait until there are more than a handful of people with whom I can have the kinds of conversations I value, without having to explain myself constantly – whether it’s patronisingly downplaying my level of education or playing up to limiting cultural or racial assumptions. It is as if Britain, white and black, doesn’t know how to treat black, educated, middle-class people. Rather than being embraced, they are viewed with suspicion and distrust on both sides.

In America – one of the most viscerally racist countries in the world– there are far more opportunities for educated, middle-class, black people than here in the UK, one of the most tolerant and progressive countries when it comes to race. Will the first black British occupant of Number Ten turn up any time soon? I seriously doubt it.

* A version of this article first appeared in the 'Notting Hill Editions Journal’[/quote]I can't be bothered to go through the whole junk.

Lindsay is a cretin!

One of the typical black people: LAZY C[i]U[/i]NTS with excuses.

Black people should go and pick up their books instead of blaming the whole world for their failures. Afterall the white man is not stopping them from going to the gym.

That is all they know. Spend hours in the gym and prance around all day and wonder why they are not succeeding. Of course they smoke weed and dance too.

READ YOUR FCKING BOOKS, BE INTERESTED IN THE NEWS, HAVE A FATHER FIGURE AND SEE HOW YOUR LIFE WOULD CHANGE! LAZY C[i]U[/i]NTS!

all4naija: Insolent lad! You can cease fooling yourself. Do you just going about this forum looking for people to insult? Insulting people seems the obvious thing you do here.

I am simply moderating fucktards like you.

Mayflowa: I really do not find it odd for Osazee to marry a white girl. Don't forget the mum is white and he is kind of use to the whiteman's attitude, gestures, sense of humour, simplicity and realness. So, he could be very easy for him to click with Sarah.

When you are used to white girls, it is kinda difficult to click it with black. They see things and behave differently!

Even if he has no white blood, he is entitled to marry whomever he wants to marry.

all4naija: Why is it Nigerians are so much concerned about grammar in a forum? I multitask and there is every reason for to make many typo errors which can easily fall into grammatical ones. Stop using the word person! I know you are just being silly!

Shut up and next time think critically before you use a dumb example.

[quote author=ekt_bear]1. Why did the UK become welfarist?
2. Why did they stop innovating? Is there something in British culture that is not supportive of science and technology?[/quote]National and Global competitiveness is very complex and dynamic.

A good idea now might become a weakness later as things move on and it is difficult to get consensus amongst the leaders and convince general public to make a change from something they have seen the positive benefits of to something they have not seen the benefit. It is even much harder in a democracy vs an autocracy. Look at the moronic way Americans are refusing free healthcare bill for example. The good idea might even be poorly implemented.

Leaders are not always looking at the best interest of society so their decisions might reflect that.

Decisions are not normally made based only on rationality. A lot of sentiments/politics play a big part and hence dilute effectiveness. E.g. the whole women in the frontline at war and gay "rights".

Because of all these (i.e. complexity, dynamism, resistance to change, inefficiency, selfishness, sentiments etc), it is inevitable any great society will fall or see a slow down at one point in their history.

kingoflag: Looooollllll everyone keeps smacking Beaf upside the head. O ma se o.

Well, thats what you get when you're a useless child that'll sell millions to their death just because of the crumbs you earn from a super-corrupt govt.

His stewpidity makes him an easy target.

He "aught" to know.

GEJ's houseboy.

all4naija: Keep bashing bloody i.diot(that sounds English)! Dumb analysis, you say, when you even sounds dumber!

person!

You are dumb and easy to bash?

Did you learn your grammar from Beaf?

Beaf: Whatever please you. Just stand still, slap yourself and then come here to receive 40 of the best slaps.

Anyway, you're boring. I had expected something to get me wickedly pump'n.

Product of a failed education system.

Teasha wey wan teash me nonsense.

Was D Sage your teasha in school?

https://www.nairaland.com/912090/lagos-state-legalize-voluntary-cremation/2#10751833

You learnt your grammar from him? "If with" your atrocious use of grammar?

Beaf: [size=16pt]Sagamite jump up and slap yourself! TAWAI!
You are a nematode! Romance section "intellectual" and akara hinglish "speshalist."

You have riddled Her Majesties The Queens English with a staccato of armed and wicked IBON!

Come here, stand still to receive 40 slaps manfully.[/size]

Do I "aught" to jump?

Beaf: [size=14pt]Gbagaun! Gbagaun!! Sku bell is ringing again o![/size]

Ayam a teacher, and ayam hia to reconcile rampant ibon with Her Majesty's language, Queens English.
Ish koreshion is in blue.
Right!

BIG FAIL!
Final score: -12.5 / 10
Weaker than the intellectual output of a nematode!

[size=14pt]Gbagaun! Gbagaun!! Sku done finis![/size]

person, will you (with your failed educational background) try and correct my grammar again?

Do you "aught" to?

all4naija: Mr. cretin crawl back to where you crawled from. How in your rightful mind would you compare UK to US in development and economic strength. UK cannot be compared to Germany or Japan in that regard not to mention a country of the innovators and richest in the world, in term of economic capacity to create and consume.

Another arrogant English servant commenting!

You are a person!

Show me where you have seen me comparing countries?

Foool!

I was only bashing you for your DUMB analysis!

all4naija: You must be the biggest MORO.N! Natural disaster compare to economic failure? No single black stole sachets of rice for economic or disaster during Katrina. You are on telling me UK have been showing this outward richness yet the internal part is suffering in silence. Dude, you don't need to compare US to UK because the difference is mile apart, in development and otherwise.UK is more of outsourcing nation with little to show for the kind of economic, social and political might the US is endowed with.

You are a person!

So people stealing during a natural disaster when their neighbours are dying is better and shows blacks are better off in the US?

What economic failure? Are you a cretin? Which economic failure?

Useless cretins, like cap28, who blame their failures in life on the white man, while they smoke weed all day and waste their time learning the lyrics to some stewpid rap instead of reading their books went amok over their perception of discrimination.

CRETIN!