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shymmex: My assertions are based on facts (people that I know).. What's attainable nationwide may be different - because black people make up only 3% of the population.. But trust me, it is not easy out there...

I do real life, and what happens in real time - statistics don't really paint the real picture.

Facts is using "people he knows" to make assertions pertaining to general population set?

Real life is what he sees in his low-life circle and statistical analysis is rubbish.

LWKMD

Let me give examples:

- People I know mostly attend Oxbridge university, hence majority of people in London attended Oxbridge.

- People I hang out with love R&B, hence R&B is the most popular genre of music in the UK.



And this fooool wants me to believe he can get into Birmingham or any good university for that matter.

shymmex: I'm not in your league... I'm the best of both worlds - I can move freely between the two worlds...

At least my "ghetto" is like paradise to the village you came from, monkey.

Obviously the Ghetto is your paradise.

The corporate world would be an intimidating hell.

jay bee: Wrong

http://www.kent.ac.uk/careers/accountancy.htm

Thank you for adding to exposure of his ignorance.

Those in the professional class know.

shymmex: Your intelligence got you job as a security officer, pillock...

I don't have time for you, dickhead...

I'm not in your league...

I will expose your daft arse!

You want to come and boast online about achievements you don't have?

Your ignorance will show your level. You can't escape the ignorance.

shymmex: I know what you mean.. I didn't just jump from A to B - I had to explore the 'industry' to find a niche for myself... Computing is very broad, and it's better to understand what career you really want - and the one you can thrive in, before taking the next step...

I didn't really like programming, because I'm not the type who likes do the same thing over, and over again... I wanted to do something less repetitive - and I had to explore which one pays more - and make a choice based on my temperament, and skills set...

You are changing stories again when people correct you that there is nothing special about getting MSc at 24?

Or you thought everyone online is from your Ghetto and like your low-life crew?

shymmex: Let me get braggart now:

I also finished my MSc. degree at age 24 - beat that,

LWKMD!!!

jay bee: @Shymmmex
Accountants with BSc's start from a more generous starting salaries than what you are quoting. Check prospects.ac.uk

Accounts assistant is different from accountants
same way engineering assistant is way different from engineers
One is a technician whilst the other is a professional
Spot the difference?

Don't mind the person!

If he was in the professional field he would have a clue.

shymmex: Chimp face, why do keep stalking me?? What's special about going to University of Birmingham, though??

Just because I don't run my mouth on NL, and I prefer clowning - that doesn't mean I don't know where who my mates are...

Let me get braggart now:

I also finished my MSc. degree at age 24 - beat that, fool... What's your life like??

And I'm still an OG peckham don... I'll give you a beat down on here, look for you in London, and still smash your face in on those gullly roads. I'm a nutta like that.

I'll post all my qualifications for all to see - if you will post yours as well.....

I don't need a validation from you, suc/ker.. The only person I needed a validation from in life is my pops - and I've already been validated by him.. Your stupid opinions don't count... Stop stalking me!!! Stay on the queue next time, midget...

Worry about your miserable life, and how you can get laid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxYQQoYfMtQ&list=FLRUGdBFtrNhxxTkghQ0Qegg&index=7&feature=plpp_video

Moronic [i]c[/i]unt!

There is nothing special about going to Birmingham but you are not bloody intelligent enough to get the grades to go there. That is my fcking point!


This is the post again, fool:

shymmex: ^^^Everyone can see where I said: "If you can't get a graduate job" - thank God queensmith quoted the same post.. So, there is no way I could have edited it...

Faggitmite, stop quoting me out of context - it makes you sound more retarded...

This is what you said until your obese tranny wife corrected you.

https://www.nairaland.com/947925/why-england-more-developed-stable/17#10951673

If you are dumb enough for that daft ghetto tranny to correct you, how can you get into Birmingham?

Abi you too will change it and say you attended a Top 5?

shymmex: @Faggitmite

Keep my SN out of your mouth, and replace it with a dyck...

That's the problem with emotional plonkers like you - you whine, and moan after getting your arse handed to you... You asked for it, and I gave it to you... Take it like a she-man man (that's if your balls isn't missing) and stay on the queue next time...

Go and put the dyck of your tranny in your mouth.

jay bee: Make una leave Dr Ayettymama alone oh

Which kain doctor?

Winch doctor?

Long One: Hmm, now you got me interested. I get your point of view and respect it, but what do you have to offer?

You really want to waste your time.

I have asked the obese ghetto tranny that question several times. SHE HAS NOTHING TO SAY!

You will see. You continue wasting your time asking.

All she has to offer is fat which you can not even use for cooking.

[quote author=Missy_B]Who be robot dumbest smart person?

Just take your woman and kiss her before Coogar does.

Queensmith sure knows how to attract 'em all. [/quote]Instead of begging, you are adding firewood to your woes.

I will show you PEPPER!

queensmith: huh? I honestly couldnt comprehend what you wrote here where is your second coon no2 to translate,

so what you have said here is that your type is the cheap prostitutes in the drug ridden center of london? And you assume you are sane. . . . . .ok you don't. i was beggining to get worried, at least you know your class and level.

I wouldn't go near you or your £5 per head herpes riddled chlamydia infested ugly arsed illegal sluts with a 10ft pole. I can just smell the aids on you! eurgh! please stop talking to me I don't want to catch it! *vomits*

I think you are just smelling your obese body odour.

As Phoebe from "Friends" will sing:

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's all your fault.

queensmith: when the gods are not against me, that is the biggest curse. There is no worse curse than what you just said. I cannot even begin to think about having such a cursed life. . . . . . .he has a better chance marrying Beyonce.

I can't even begin to think of how my life will end of suffocation if I make the mistake of letting you lie on me.

There is really no worse way to die.

[quote author=Missy_B]Sagamite and Queensmith sitting on a tree kissing. . . Love is in the air!

**Someone is going to kill me** [/quote][Breathes Fire]

For saying that, you know you are finished.

Don't let me get my hands on you. Just run.

For saying that:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ghPfkJTL-I&list=FLRUGdBFtrNhxxTkghQ0Qegg&index=10&feature=plpp_video

queensmith: He totally wishes, that fagg0t, he doesn't fulfill the lowest of my strict criteria.

He's an uneducated buffoon that hates on people that went to Birmingham university! Birmingham! ah ah, so what is he going to do with us top 5? Kill us? Is it my fault his life is sad and pathetic?

Top what?

AHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!! LWKMD

My belle o, my head o.

Shymmex claimed birmingham, im morbidly obese wife claimed Top 5!

Of course I can never fit your criteria. I don't force feed morbidly obese ghetto skanks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWqnBeNWXa4&feature=related

apocalypse: I know a man like that : he lives on Mars. I can give you his digital inter-planetary number

Maybe that is the only place she can get a man from with her considerable amount of blubber.

jay bee: looooool
I ask, who is a cretin/person?

There are numerous examples of those on NL.

Including the ones that claim they attended Uni of Birmingham but think social workers make more money than accountants.

jay bee: Seriously shaking my head. What's the correlation with what you've said above and religion? Do you have any iota of sense?

And she has a right to vote under what we call "democracy".

Worse still her vote would carry equal weight as yours.

You will also be surprised she would say she is a "graduate".

shymmex: [/s]

I can't be arsed to read the tosh you posted... Just learn how to read, and comprehend next time before posting a reply to me - because it makes you look retarded than you actually are...

Clown talking about getting the feds to arrest me lol.. Can you even talk to the feds??

Grow a foot taller - and maybe then, your brain will actually be big enough to understand what an intellectual discourse is all about... Because right now, your small brain can only assimilate two words (person, and cretin) lol... I actually feel sorry for you.

You are a person!

Check your facts before you open your moronic gob otherwise you will be slaughtered.

And never try and make ediotic claims about qualifications you don't have or institutions you never attended.

I told you that if you EVER step to me, I will cut and dice you. How long did it take me? I pick up cretins like you and have you for intellectual breakfast easily.

Now RUN!

La Parisienne: @Sagamite
The joke is on you, give it up already

I can bet you that he aint joking.

He only started pretending he likes women once he slipped about his fantasies.

shymmex: All posters!!

Please, ignore the midget with short man syndrome... He's notorious for punching above his height - just to get noticed..

We've noticed him, let's get back to the topic at hand.

I bet you are short enough for a Gorilla to give you up the backside.

shymmex: @Sagamite

You're hereby ignored till you find something creative to say.

Back to the topic:

@LaParisienne

The chimp faced guy derailed the topic..

Carry on..

You like being shaggged by Gorillas. FACT!

shymmex: It seems the thought of me in your vile mind has got you getting busy with your filthy hands...

I'm not a booty bandit, stay clear off my post - you vile faggit.

Kai! I am not a Gorilla na. Don't fantasize about me.

Calm down, focus on your beastility.

shymmex: I'm bored now - do you have any other comebacks, apart from repeating the same line, over and over again??

Be creative, fam..

Your comebacks bore me to sleep. *Yawns*

To sleep?

Come on, mate! Just excuse yourself if you want to sleep with a Gorilla at the zoo you are at.

shymmex: And since Nigeria is one of the only two countries in the world, where gorillas are indigenous to - I guess it wasn't be a bad idea to compare you to a gorilla..

Shymmex has been vindicated!!!

I can see how happy you are at the thought of Gorillas being plentiful in Naija.

What a shame that Nigeria has no Animal Right laws.

shymmex: Yeah, I'm currently in a zoo because I've to keep responding to a chimp like you...

Can you please stay on the queue, and wait for the right thread?? Damn!! - this thread is about chics, blud.

*Sighs*

So you are turned on by the Gorilla's there?

shymmex: @MsDarkSkin

Bring ya big JAfrican bum here, dun noe girlie..

Stop pretending like if you like women.

This is what turns you on:

[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmcBHTYbJoQuHZlBs_fr53yn9uibFbQFDAtgEhkU8oxrkwLuwqUkO3fCBt[/img]

shymmex: Yeah, I hear that... I'm a sick phuck, are you happy now?

I already gave you a beat down today - stay on the queue for another day...

I'm trying to talk to chics here, fam.. Stop messing up the flow..

Stop forming?

Which chics?

Are you currently at a zoo?

Do we need to give you space to toast one of the female Gorillas?

shymmex: Do you know what a figurative language is??

Fam, you need to go back secondary school - and stop stalking me...

Adult education is free of charge, ok?

Shut up!

What figurative language? You said you want to have sexual activities with a Gorilla, you sick fck!

Maybe you are not that sick though, since you look like one anyway.

shymmex: Phuck sake, it's this faggit again.

How many times am I going to tell you that I don't like butt pirates

I like girls, and only girls - please take faggit arse somewhere else, chimp face.

No, you said you like gorillas.

You clearly said you will choose a Gorilla over a girl. You want a Gorilla to ram your arse.

Now we know what you are into.

queensmith: Eni ti won nwo lawo sukun ton wora re lawo rerin.

I have a man saga, what have you got? Your left hand and dreams of queensmith? You better follow novomans advice and check yourself into rehab!

Dream on, dreamer!

Man ko, Can ni.

Ok, maybe you are not lying completely.

Is he s force-feeder?

I know there are some men that might like your blubber:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJZkV8Xm7AQ